>"I know we've been stuck here for almost a week now."
>"But I can't see you suffer like this."
>"Seeing you all pent up like this."
>"Would it help any if I offer you my body like this?"
>"I know I'm nowhere near to perfection as your waifu but please it's hurting me seeing you like this."
>"I'll do my best to sound like your waifu or I can just simply shut up as you rut me."
>"I know it ain't much but please think it over..."
>>30390795
>"I know we've been stuck here for almost five years now."
>"But could you at least follow the goddamn rules?
>>30390795
Llamas/Alpacas are gross.
>>30390795
>Anon is swept away to the magical world of Equestria by one of Twilight's patented Magical Mishaps™
>...Why is Twilight black?
>He realizes that he's not in Equestria from the My Little Pony, he's actually in Foenum from Them's Fightin Herds
>Anon is violently disappointed
>The girls try to make him feel better by trying to act out an erotic greentext with him, but they're all inexperienced and keep fucking up
>>30390888
Fund it
>>30390888
Write it.
>>30390888
Fax rename it
>>30390806
Writing prompts ≠roleplay. And you know damn well that's what these threads really are.
>>30390888
if it means lewd with deerwaifu and whatever the unicorn's name is, then I'm all ingood numbers too
Is she anyone else's petfu?
>>30390795
This post made me wonder if Alpacas are also miserable while fugging.
>>30390795
"Tina, stop trying to have sex with me, GOSH!"
>>30390795
>"OK."
t. every Anon ever
>>30390806
Daily reminder that sticky was removed because it was the decision of one mod and the others called him out for his shit.
>>30393598
Kek
So when is it out?
I am getting impatient
>>30394372
Expect a Q1 2018 release
>>30390888
Perfect
Also check'd
>no pone
Die you degenerate faustfag.
>>30390806
bump