>How could you call our child "satyr trash"?! >I...I

>>30386142
Twilight, I'm married to Pinkie Pie, and we already have a child. Please stop coming into our house.

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>>30386142
>woman spreads her legs
>hard work

>>30386163
Well, there's that little "different species" thing she had to magically work around.

>>30386163
But what about carrying and protecting this heavy trash for 9 month?

>>30386142
I was willing to adopt, you didnt had to magically engineer a half human half pony thing.
But shes here so we got to take responsability

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>>30386163
>babies are born as soon as they're made
>humans and ponies can naturally breed and Twiggle didn't have to figure out some voodoo nonsense

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No, seriously, I didn't want this. Hell, you TRICKED me. I didn't know you cast some damn spell that made it possible for us to reproduce! And I wanted you to abort! But noooooooo let's force this little abomination against nature on the world!

Hey Twilight, did your fancy fuckin' spell account for our lil' bundle of shit to be born with meningitis? How about a pulmonary embolism? The only reason he can even walk is because of the nineteen surgeries.

Oh sure, now you're crying. Well cry while walking out the door, bitch. And take your little drooling freak with you.

>>30386178
It's 11 for horses

It has no skin and every other breathe is it saying kill me in a new language
>muffled "Töte mich" in the distance
I think we can put this down as a failure

>>30386238
>abort
She probably didn't want to lose her magic powers.

>>30386142
>putting this much effort into trying to rustle normalfags' jimmies
You have a shitload of time on your hands, don't you kid?

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>>30386142
>he doesn't want to have satyr children with his waifu

You're be the gayest OP I have seen in years.

>>30386163
I think the implication is the spell took a shitton of work.