N-Nonny, this is your daughter, Midnight Dazzle! Isn't

>>30381923
Tell me where you put Nyx or I swear to fucking god I will shove that little ziglet so far up your ass you'll be puking children.

>>30381923
HOLY SHIT
A talking horse!

>>30381923
My eyes are't one single color, and they aren't blue either. Fuck off worst whorse im not falling for this shit.

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>>30381923

>>30381923
Goddamnit Rarity not again.

>>30381984
A FUCKING BRACELET

>>30381923
>>>>>>>>

>>30381923
>"Anonymous: In the case of 4 month old LaZebrica Rarity Dashawn Williams-Johnson, you are NOT the father!"
>[Guile theme plays]
>Anon moonwalks around stage as fried chicken rains down from the heavens

>>30382013
I'd pay to be in the audience.

Bitch, you must think I'm even dumber than Carrot Cake if you're trying to pull this shit.

>>30381923
Huh so that's what happens when a black man nuts in a pony. Cool to know

Ah sheeeeeeit nigga I ain't no father

>>30382013
Ha ha ha the Guile theme makes everything funny. I recognize that reference, which makes what you said funny. Black people also like fried chicken, which is also inherently funny. You're a funny guy because you say the things that everyone here knows is funny, namely video games and cultural stereotypes

>>30381923
Who the fuck are you and how do you know my name?

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>>30382150
You must be the guy that always wants to go home at parties 5 minutes after he got there.

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>>30382150
If you find it problematic, you can always go back.

Would you feel more comfortable if I rickrolled you? I've found that people respond better to memes they feel familiar with.

>>30381923
bitch my eyes are green

>>30381923
I dont have blue eyes

>Be dominican
>Have secks with talking horse
>Offspring is a zebra
The fuck is this?

>>30381923
>Be human with pone wife
>Want to start a family
>Humans and pones can't breed
>Rarity has herself insemminated with donor sperm
>It ends up being from a fucking zebra
She is rather adorable tho

>>30382492
I'm honestly surprised: usually by now someone has tried to silence the non-stop shrieks of KEK howling around their insecure unhealthy little brain by venting their self-radicalized illness itt

oh I forgot, we still have the 'saying it 1000000 times only makes it even funnier' comedy word filter. well you know what I meant.

>>30382575
make the threads you want to see on this board

>>30382492
>Humans and pones can't breed
b-but muh m-magic!!

>>30381923
GUESS THAT'S ONE MORE ZEBRA WITHOUT A FATHER!

Just because I'm black doesn't mean I make zebras.

>>30381923
Well, she's certainly prettier than her cheating whore of a mother.

>>30382178
And you must be the asshole who actually goes to parties.

>>30383228
Search your feelings Markies.
You know it to be true.

>>30383289
It's spelled Marcus.

>>30381923
very ecks dee haha

very funny reddit meme lol

>>30383300
Okay markafeet.

>>30382150
Are you an alien or what?
In that case: please go away. We're full.

>>30381923
She looks cute, I'd be tempted to adopt her. But I can't allow myself to be cucked by a zebra.