What if Rarity acts lady-like to cover for the fact that she's

>>30376313
What if Rarity acts lady-like to cover for the fact that she's actually not a "lady?"

>>30376313
What if Rarity acts lady-like to cover for the fact that she commits tax fraud?

>>30376313
But Rarity isn't a slut.

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>>30376313
>if

>>30376313
Does that mean your mom is secretly very lady-like?

>>30376342
I found a video of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N5Glvj4HHc

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What if Rarity is a very pure pony and is saving herself for her loving husband?

She has aspergers, that's why she speaks the way she does.

>>30376313
She's not doing a very good job.

>>30376313
Really makes you think, huh?

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>>30376313
>What if Rarity acts lady-like to cover for the fact that she's actually an AT-AT?

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>>30376396

>>30376313

"What if Rarity is acting like your average woman to conceal that deep down she's like the rest of the average women?"

>>30376689
The truth right here even if you don't reply.

>it's a "let's-accuse-Rarity-of-promiscuity" episode

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What if Rarity acts lady-like to cover for the fact that she's actually a total mouse?

>implying Rarity isn't a dominatrix

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Guys, hear me out on this
What if Rainbow Dash acts radical and tubular to cover for the fact that she's an unlikeable cunt

>>30376828
>crusty

What if Bush started a war to hide the fact that 9/11 was an inside job?

>>30376868
What if terrorists do terrorist attacks to hide the fact that they fuck goats?

>>30376868
What if Bush did 9/11 so he could start a war?

>>30376313
What if OP is a faggot?

Oh, wait.

>>30376313
She's not a slut

>>30376737
>accuse

>>30376313

What if OP acts like a nigger to cover for the fact that he's actually a gigantic faggot?

>>30376313
What if OP acts straight to cover up the fact that he's actually a total faggot

>>30378238
Wew, do you have some leftover Emotional Baggage there Anon? You seem pretty malicious.Let it go, sperg.If people bullied you and girls rejected you, take something from it; learn some social skills.She's only a cartoon, no need to be so hateful :^)

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>>30376663

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>>30378489
It's not gay if he's girly

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>>30376313
I feel sorry for all you fat neckbeards that tried to impress Stacy back in high school only to fail miserably, shitting yourselves in the process.

It must be tiring to be constantly reminded of that just at the sight of Rarara.

>>30379081
Joke's on you, I went to an all boy school

>>30379088
>>30378936

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>>30379081
>Implying I tried hitting on Stacy instead of her friend because Stacy was too much of an insufferable cunt to be around
>Implying I didn't succeed

>>30379102
So when is the fic going to be done?

>Implying there is a single stallion around that could fir Rarity's absurd standards

>>30378936
It is

>>30376313
Contrary to popculture, whoredom and drug abuse leave exceedingl similar marks on the brain and actually cause experience to weaken. After a time even the best PR will fail to hide psychologial and later physical damages.

tl;dr - sex addicts look and behave like drug addicts after a period of time.

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But it is a cover. She LITERALLY fakes her accent kek

>>30376313
>if

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>>30376313
This thread has been deemed EXTRA HERETICAL! Preapre yourselves to be PURGED!