How would Rainbow's parents react when I tell them I want

>>30372266
OH BOY THAT MEANS SHE ISN'T A DYKE

>>30372266
*gets shotgun*

>>30372271
Unless you know, OP is a girl...

>>30372266
BEST FIANCEE EVER

>>30372296
>implying
>ellipses
you have to go back

>>30372266
>RD's parents will never cheer you on as you bridal carry her into your house
>ywn see them wearing wigs of your hairstyle and waving a flag with your initials on it as you fuck her in the living room
>they will never quietly wave lighters in the air while RD sucks you off.
>they will never save your cum in a jar with a rainbow dash figurine in it.

Pegasus fathers must violate their daughter's new mate to test them

>>30372266
>rape

>>30372266
>"WOO HOO, way to go, Dashie! You marry that worthless neckbeard who will never be able to provide for you!"

>>30372320
What's the problem with ellipse?

>>30372325
>they will never save your cum in a jar with a rainbow dash figurine in it.

Oh god I remember that guy.

>>30372395
Speak for yourself. Oh wait, you are.

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>>30372395
Responding to probable bait, but her parents would appreciate I am from /k/ and am in the military. At least I have more chance than your fat ass.

>>30372266
I'd fuck her mother just to be sure of my choice

>>30372266
Well we'd have a problem, because I want to marry Rainbow Dash.

>>30373422
/v/ is leaking out again. Ellipses trigger them, for some reason...

>>30372266
They have a daughter?

>>30372296
>females on /mlp/
https://youtu.be/cmTGGpb5_Cw?t=42s

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Imagine Rainbow Dash parents cheering on you while you fuck her.
Holy shit, muh heart and muh dick at the same time.

>>30373422
It's hated here in the same way that emotes are hated here. If you can't type up a normal response, then don't.

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>>30373670
Not him...but I love to do it just to get faggots like you...upset about it...

>>30373687
I don't get upset about it, it just makes me cringe that you'd advertise how blatantly new you are here.

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>>30373699
7 years in 4chan...
inb4 LOL THAT'S NEWFAG TIER...
Just admit people can be utter faggots for our own amusement...

>>30373712
fucking newfag

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>>30373718
Whatever...
At least oldfags that claimed to be from 2005-2003 teached me what 4chan is really about, making OC and having fun while being faggots...

>>30373712
Time does not make you an oldfag, fag, if you don't assimilate into site culture, it doesn't matter how long you're a plague on the site for, you'll always be earmarked as a newfag for your cancerous habits.

Furthermore, on ellipses, you'll not see one single Anon complaining about their use in greentext unless it's really excessive. It's a writing tool, but not to be used in text based conversation. We don't read out your posts in a facsimilie to how we think you're saying it, we focus on the actual content of the post, therefore, ellipses are not needed, neither are emotes.

Then again, you're just a shitposter and a cancer in your own right. Hope this helps for any decent newfags that are lurking to learn the ways of the site before posting.

>>30373712
>>30373728
You're giving me cancer

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>>30373732
see...
>>30373728
I am just having fun being a faggot on purpose...
That's why moot made this shithole in the first place, to have fun with friends and discuss anime...
So stay mad all you want and call me cancer or whatever, but that's the true spirit of 4chan...

>>30373747
stop posting

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>>30373742
Cancer because I know exactly why 4chan was made or cancer because I am acting like a huge faggot for fun...?

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>>30373747

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>>30373753
Cry me a river...

>>30373755
You're not being a huge faggot for fun. You're just being a huge faggot.

>>30373747
Except that's not why moot made the site, you fucking newfag, it was originally an image dump for something awful. When you spew shit like 'the true spirit of 4chan' you're regurgitating what newfags thought /b/ was for. I'm sorry Anon, but you were taught wrong.

>>30373766
Really...? well are you an original fag...?

>>30373759
No, leave.

>>30373771
You can't make me leave...
You think just saying "get the fuck out" after 7 years is going to suddenly make me leave...? please...

>>30373728
>teached me
you am so fucking stupid

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>>30373770
It doesn't matter if you made the site your fucking self. If you're this much of a queer, you don't need to be here.

>>30373770
Who I am and how long I've been here for are both irrelevant, what matters is the content of my post. If you truly were an oldfag, you'd have known that.

Your new is showing, lurk moar.

>>30373787
People talk bullshit all the time and come out with their stupid "newfag detector tests", you don't amuse me anymore...

>>30373792
>you don't amuse me anymore.
then go

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>>30373785
No matter how much you insult me or tell me to go, if I didn't leave when anons posted CP and gore, much less when you pussies come and throw a tantrum...

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>>30373798
No...

>>30373799
That's the problem with autism
>No matter how much you insult me or tell me to go
>I won't

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>>30373809
Even moot said "4chan isn't all about you"...

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>>30373815
Exactly. It's not about you. It's about the majority of anons who don't like you.

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>>30373828
So what are you gonna do about it then?...
Filter me...?
Go on, you know I can easily find another way to annoy you...

>>30373839
I'm not going to do anything about it. As long as you go around acting retarded other people are going to tell you to fuck off.

>>30373839
hows it going Lee?

>>30373852
If that's my intention then I literally always win though...
>>30373863
Hell no, I am a huge faggot but not like him...
Fuck that faggot I want to rape him and murder him...

>>30373864
>Fuck that faggot I want to rape him and murder him...
That makes you worse than him.

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>>30373891
How so? I can stop being a faggot anytime, he obviously can't.

>>30373902
>I can stop being a faggot anytime
And yet you don't, which makes you worse. He's a faggot with crippling autism and PTSD relating to a purple dinosaur, he doesn't choose to be the way he is, you do.

>>30374105
Well if you say so. I even have a few real friends and they are the ones begging me to go hang out with them, not me.

>>30372266
You have to get in line behind Zephyr.

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>>30374124
>I even have a few real friends

>>30374188
Make me.

>>30373766
U mad? Lol

>>30374188
Quit giving the failed revengefag wannabe (you)s

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>>30374168
this, truly OTP