So can any of you waifufags do any of the things your waifu likes?

>>30371936
I know how to sew since repairing pants and dresses are kind of an important thing in life. As for making dresses, well I need some apprenticeship for that one.

>>30371936

>Twifags get a pas on this since magic isn't real
Do anons know how to make friends?
>Shim fags get a pass on this since magic isn't real
Do anons play in a rock band?
>Glim fags get a pass on this since magic isn't rela
Do anons know how to kite?

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>>30371963
>Do anons know how to make friends?

I know how, but I can't because I'm too autistic and shy to talk to anyone in person. Posting anonymously is much easier.

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>>30371963
>Do anons play in a rock band?
I can play the flute.
Also, that could be said for every member of the mane 5 since each play in a band.
Sunset's skills seem to be intellectually based and I think I could match her in that.

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>>30371936
I read books and I love organizing things, but more than anything I love learning and experiencing new things and I'm not afraid to make mistakes if it means I learn from them.

>>30371963
Being friendly isn't hard, becoming a genuine friend for someone is. I know how to make friends but I don't seek it, having a close circle of friends is enough for me. I don't think I've made a real friend in five years. I did rekindle a lost friendship some time ago though. Friendship is so important and so hard.

>>30372055
The skin flute doesn't count.

>>30371963
I can make friends very easily and have many of them. I don't read a lot though

>>30372067
Haha, so original.
But I seriously played Flute throughout middle and high school. If I wasnt such an award spaz in HS, I might have been able to fuck one of them. I almost did with one of the girls but then she got kicked out after she brought a knife to school.

>>30371936
Luna just sleeps during her free time, I'm alright at that I guess.

Flutterfag, and I'm not the best with animals but we both like to sing, and I think she'd enjoy my clarinet playing too.

>>30372186
I'm the flutefag from
>>30372118
And I'll tell you tight now that no one likes to hear clarinets play solo. The more there are the better they sound. She would not like your clarinet playing.

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>>30371936
>Not being able to sew, bake, or having some basic knowledge of how to grow food
I desperately hope none of you lack this many basic life skills.

>>30372198
Kinda harsh man, I like a good clarinet solo myself. I also play some alto sax but clarinet sounds better to me.

>>30372203
>baking
>basic life skill

>>30372125
I used to be like you. I always wondered what positive traits I had as I never saw them in me myself but I told myself that I probably just can't see them but if I force myself to be social, others will see what I can't. Everyone has positive traits even if you don't know what they are but when you put yourself out there, people that want those good traits you possess will love you. Don't ever think you have no positive traits. Do you think a flower knows how good it smells? It smells itself all day so it thinks it's beautiful aroma is normal and there is nothing special about it, but one day, a pretty girl will walk by and smell the flower. It will love it for reasons that flower can't understand.

>>30372214
>Clarinet sounds better than Alto sax
How high are you?

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>>30372067
i keked

>>30371936
>Twi/Shim/Glim fags get a pass on this since magic isn't real.
WTF m8??
Twi is damn knowledge and love for books.
Shim is nice style and beautiful face and body
Glim fags get a pass since they are hated as much as she is.

>>30372335
>Twi is damn knowledge and love for books.
Anyone can read a book. Not much of a hobbies or a skill like the others.
>Shim is nice style and beautiful face and body
Again, not a skill or hobbies. That's just her traits.

>>30372356
Different Anon, how is reading not a hobby?
I doubt most people here read more than 1 book per year.

>>30372356
Sunset doesn't really have any hobbies. She's bland.

>>30372335
>nice style and beautiful face and body
kek, that is literally all of them. i'm sure sunset has some hobbies and quirks that are unique to her?

>>30372335
>shimmerfag doesn't know his own waifu's hobby or expertise, then pretends her design is anything special

That was embarrassing.

>>30372406
kek
It was for the sole purpose of OP shaming and lulz though. Anons already pointed out special things about TwiGlimShim.

>>30372377
Her hobbie is magic. She just can't do it in the human world. You saw how her face lit up when she saw Scitwi use magic in LoE and then again when she got to use her unicorn magic on the special "Mirror Magic". She still loves her magic and is good at it as it is her hobbie, she just can't do it now.

>>30371936
I can't make money, so no.

>>30372406
What makes you think he was a Shimmerfag?
Any real Shimmerfag knows her hobbie is magic.

>>30371936
>any of the things your waifu likes
I'm a Twifag so I guess it's no surprise but I'm intelligent, I like things organised and I'm a bit of a sperg sometimes and I have a wicked sense of humor

>>30372461
He had a legit assumption
>nice style and beautiful face and body
implies that Anon loves her looks at least

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>mfw glimfag
What kind of retard can't fly a kite?

>>30372474
Never tried a kite in my entire life, should I?

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>>30372474

>>30372480
Yeah, they are pretty fun.
>>30372468
Just because you like how a certain character looks doesn't mean they waifu that character. I'm a Shimmerfag but I love how Starlight looks.

>>30372480
Idk they're pretty cool if you can find sone heavy wind.

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>>30372474
What kind of retard can't read a book?

>>30372217
>Being able to make food isn't a basic life skill
That's like the most fundamental of life skills, the three core necessities of a human or any animal for that matter being sleep, eat, and reproduce.

>>30371936
twifag here with sever autism and MAGIC
books r also ok if theres nothing to do

>>30372514
Eating =/= cooking

>>30371936
I can't sew and I'm not artistic in the slightest. I can do atleast one thing from the other five but I can't do anything Rarity can.

>>30372549
Then go get a sewing kit and start learning.

>>30372335
Not even the best face and body among the ponies you listed. It was said in one of those EqG books that she develops apps, we could go with that

>>30371963
>Do anons know how to kite?
I do. Dark Souls has trained me well.

>>30372549
Nigga, you thread a string through a needle, tie it off, and slowly thread it through fabric.
Have you seriously never fixed a hole in your pants or sewn a button back onto a shit?

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>>30371936
Magic isnt real but I'm still learning everything I can about the history and applications of human magic, should I ever have the chance to share it with Twiggums.

>>30372064
This

>>30371936
Flutterfag, I had all kinds of animals back then but I now have 2 dogs since they are more easier to clean but yes I do have knowledge about different animals and I do love animals.

>>30371936
I can sew, bake, cook, I have a lot of farming experience, I'm pretty fit and can run a full marathon, I know a lot about animals and their care, also I read a lot of books, love science and have a very long list of various skills.

Guess who's my waifu.

>>30372549
Inspire her with things that have happen in our world like war or stressful situations (they say that's where they get inspiration from it's stupid) uniforms or dresses give her more ideas she'll love you for giving her ideas and inspiration.

>>30372980
Is it _______________
_____Glim Glam?_____
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Seth here. As a trixiefag im good at nothing, just like my waifu.

>>30373000
Go to bed

>>30372992
No.

>>30372576
>she develops apps
Well I know code so that works.
>Not even the best face and body among the ponies you listed
Delet this

>>30371936
>Twi/Shim/Glim fags get a pass on this since magic isn't real.

Twi - reading/science
Shim - music
Glim - totalitarianism

I'm a pinkiefag and I can, in fact, bake

>>30371936
>Twi/Shim/Glim fags get a pass on this since magic isn't real.
No we fucking dont, you can study occultism, mysticism etc without going off the deep end about it.
Magic is magic, and though we cant actually use it in the same fashion having at least a fascination for the subject is pretty important.

>>30373039
In mlp magic seems more akin to science than occultism.

>>30373038
>music
That could be said for each of the mane 5 since they also all play an instrument.
Also, we decided already that Glim's hobby is kites.
>>30373039
Anon, magic isn't real. You're literally studying fiction books. Might as well be studying Harry Potter.

>>30373042
Thats actually in line with old practices, hermeticism in particular is basically a scientific approach to the idea of spirit.

>>30373048
No shit sherlock, but it's still a subject thats absolutely fascinating due to all the different paths of study and faith people took through the ages.
Explanations and theories are fun, and magic provides avenues for that.
For instance, the lack of magic in our world could be due to a negation effect caused by iron, which is why stories of magic and magical creatures slowly faded from history as it's use in pure form and alloys became more widespread.
Likely untrue, but fun to think about.

>>30373077
>but it's still a subject thats absolutely fascinating due to all the different paths of study and faith people took through the ages.
That's cool and all, but that is so far from studying actual magic like those three do that it's just not the same.

>>30371936
I'm really good at picking things up and putting them down. Does that help?

>>30372203
I know how to plant things and then water them occasionally. My knowledge on farming ends there.
I can bake things if I have Betty Crocker helping me out.
I've never learned how to sew because the sewing class was filled with freshman girls and we had to buy a bunch of shit ourselves so I transferred into the graphic artist class.
Get off my ass. I bet I'm a bigger aid to society than you anyway.

>>30373176
>graphic artist
>contributing to society
Top kek

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>>30371991
You are me.

It's not that I don't know how to make friends, it's more like I can meet people, but I never put forth the effort to become greater friends with anyone and so the friendship slowly fades out infinitely.

Not that I mind though. It's comfier posting here than it is salsa dancing or karaoke or whatever stupid normie activity people invite me to

>>30371936
>Applefags, do you know anything about farming?
As a matter of fact, yes.
I know how to drive a tractor ,I know how to plow the field. I recognize some unwanted plants in agriculture. I know how to cut fruit trees branches to earn the maximum number of fruits to the harvest.
And I mostly worked with apple trees :^)

>>30372980
Are you a yankee Anon? If thats the case then what is it like to plow the field in the Land of The free? I learned as an egricultural technican for 2 yeras but I didn't finish it beacuse it required driving license and I faild to get it in time. But besides that I have some experiences in farming. One of my big problems with agrciculture is that if you don't have at least 100acres in your or your family hand then you are fucked. Yo can't do shit besides working on farms either as a manual labourer or as supervisor at maximum. And it can be really monoton. Not in the sense that always sense that you always have to do the same shit ,but inn the sense of "what fucks of the crops this time".
Well hovewer this is just only my experience.

>>30371936
I am a Dashfag from ye olden times. She inspired me to lose weight (300 lb to 215 lbs), then to get into weightlifting (back up to 230). On the side I play volleyball, run, and bike.

The only problem is the every time I meet an athletic chick I like in real life, they're a dyke. It's becoming a real pain in the ass.

>>30373455
Shouldn't you be into that?

>>30373460
Dyke as in lesbian.

They munch rugs, not my cock.

>>30371936
Shimmy likes sitting alone in her room playing videogames so yeah.

>>30373288
>yankee
God no.

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>>30371936
What about princessfags

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>>30371936
I enjoy cooking, but I'm not very good at it. I'm hoping she could help me get better.

>>30373637
>celestia
Cooking
>Luna
Video games xD

>>30371963
>Do anons know how to make friends?
People seem to like me very quickly and I somehow don't get on anyone's bad side that I know of. I have a few genuinely close friends and that's enough for me.

>>30371936
>Rarifags, do you know how to sew?
yes i can sew i can nit and i can use a webstool
but im not a rarifag
>Ponkfags, do you know how to bake?
yes i can and im damn good at it
it's relaxing to bake a good cake but im not a ponkfag
>Applefags, do you know anything about farming?
i worked for a long time on a farm for 50 euro a day, about 12 hours, when i was 14
Stacked hay in the barn, feeding the pigs and cleaning theire stables same with horses
i am a applefag
>Dashfags, are you athletic enough to keep up with her?
i work on my body everytime i can it is really important for me to stay in shape and keeping a good diat
im not a dashfag
>Flutterfags, do you have any knowledge of animals and caring for them?
as i said i worked at a farm
i also love animals and most animals seem to like me
had a cat come up to me and snuggle my leg once when i was going home, we see us every day now and i give her a treat every once in a while
im not a flutter fag

>Twi/Shim/Glim fags get a pass on this since magic isn't real.

i do love a good book every now and than and i try to develope my knowledge on basically everything if from programming to phisics to medicin im naturaly curious and i love to learn new things
i also always want to be the best and work really hard on my skills

im not a Twifag or SunnyFag either


so what does this make me OP?

>>30373743
uhh, an applefag?

>>30373754
wrong

an uber-fag
i can waifu everyone of the 9mentioned charactars and you can't do nothing
HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>30371936
I'm dashfag and master of sports in swimming so i guess i'm all good.I hadn't seen gym/pool in year needed to finnish uni but i'm still more /fit/ then 97% of dashfags.
>>30373455
>The only problem is the every time I meet an athletic chick I like in real life, they're a dyke
Huh,pretty much every "sportygirls" here is a raging slut.I hook up with like 6 in chicks in gym still a permavirgin because i always postpone calling them

>>30373797
>needed to finnish uni
That sentence doesn't have a verb, anon.
What did you need to do at/in the Finnish University?

>>30373797
>needed to finish
Eh whatever

>>30372374
i read a lot, like multiple books a month.
Can i into nerdy ponies now?

>>30373184
I didn't say I was a graphic artist, I said I took the class in high school. You take math in school too. Are you a mathematician?

>>3037193
Is being a dual enrollment student at 15 and a massive nerd good enough for purplesmart?

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>>30373176
>Getting this defensive over not possessing basic life skills
Enjoy having to buy a new shirt if a button falls off and clogging up your arteries with daily microwaved dinners.

>>30374632
You see to be projecting an awful lot. Sewing and baking are not basic human skills and aren't necessary to lead a normal life. If a shirt button falls off I'll buy a new shirt. If an artery clogs, it will be from some new disease because I eat healthy and exercise daily. Don't come over here calling people useless shitters just because they don't also happen to know your only skills.

>>30371936
I could never keep up with rainbow dash. She'd probably want nothing to do with me.

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>>30373221
>Being invited anywhere
I swear now of my friends ever even tried to contact me after high school. Hell even during high school nobody bothered to pick up the phone to call me up except only one or twice.

It's been ten years now and still have them on my Facebook account but no one messages. I invited a few of them to the movies some months ago and even then they never bothered to contact me afterwards.
It's not that I can't make friends, it's that they don't bother to maintain our friendship.

>>30371936
>Dashfag
I'm a sprinter so I may need help with my distanice. Also I'm not half bad at football or soccer either.

I'm a very good hand sewer, but I can't work a sewing machine to save my life. Have made an entire outfit tho and got compliments for straight hems

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>>30371936
I can't bake but I love to funpost and I don't really take life that seriously anymore.
I think that's good enough for her.

>>30375039
Nice skill, but if you've gone that far, why haven't you put any time into learning a machine?
>>30371936
Shim fags get a pass on this since magic isn't real.
No, fuck you. It said in the scrapbook that she wants to develop apps so she probably knows coding and computers pretty well and I know enough to do app development. I also have a small obsession with magic so if that were real we could geek out over that together.

I'm a lazy shit just like Rainbow Dash

>>30375081
As long as you're in shape like her and could keep up with her on a run, you're golden.

>>30375105
Not that Anon but I have a good sprint and am pretty strong. My cardio is probably shit though. I haven't run in months due to a back injury. Think she'd let it slide?

>>30372770
Never had to. If I ever need clothes fixed I go to my uncle who was a tailor. I just buy him lunch and he's happy to help me.