>"Oh hey Anon...." >"I need some advice."

>>30369274
Never change little poner. If you give in now you'll give in later and look what happened to Miley Cyrus.

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>>30369274
>Anon, finally realizing he is now in a time long before the setting of the series, Friendship is magic, after being asked a question that made little chronological sense, he debates whether or not it is right to disrupt the flow of time, risking potential damage to the canon of his favorite cartoon about horses.
>But in the end, he concludes that he was placed here for a reason, and that reason was to not let time flow as it originally intended, for it would be best that the course of history be altered.
>He must find, and kill, the young filly, Starlight Glimmer.

>>30369274
That's just how the music industry works.

Just live off what you have already earnt.

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>>30369274
>Pear butter
Don't worry about her and her DYING career.
People would KILL for your fame.
Soon her career will be BURIED under yours.

>>30369375
What makes you say this is set in the past? Colutura never did rap or hip hop.

What would Coloratura's rapping be like?

>>30369417
Oh, my bad. I was working under the assumption that Pear Butter is D E A D by the time Coloratura establishes herself and her style in season 5(?)

>>30369274
It would be a shame if Pear Butter carriage "fell off" a cliff.

>>30369429
Oh shit pear butter I missed that.
>>30369274
Go into pop instead.

>>30369274
Who the fuck is this?
Is this condense?

>>30369274
Plan a terrorist attack at your own concert then blame Saddle Arabia...

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>>30369274
don't be silly we just need to get rid of your competition, don't worry, I know somepony who can make anything look like an accident

>>30369274
It was Coloratura jealousy that drove her mad and kill Applejack parents.

>>30369776
WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW

>>30369422
Probably a musical about founding fathers and mothers of Equestria.

>>30369422
Probably about having lots of sex and calling out Pear Butter.

>>30369274
You can always try country rap

>>30369375
He must infibulate her mother before glim is born

>>30369321
>If you give in now you'll give in later and look what happened to Miley Cyrus.
That was rather profound. I think "never change" is the wrong conclusion though. Maybe "don't forget why you're doing this".

>>30369274
>Pear Butter is the 2Pac of Equestria
Mild jej

>>30369274
I'll help you. Only if you let me sign you under my record label.

>>30372609
suge knight pls

>>30369274
Stay as you are

>>30371004
>and calling out Pear Butter.
I can't see her doing that.

>>30369274
has there been any rara greens?

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>>30372609
>Coloratura signs herself under the label Autism Speaks

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>>30369274
Wait 'til she dies, you anachronistic cancerfag.

>>30369321
If anything we're seeing Miley Cyrus' true self now. She'd been pigeonholed by Disney for so long, she finally broke free and became what we see today.

>>30370598
What a twist!

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Well I suppose there is one way to keep people interested. Why don't you use me as an example.

>>30369375
What would happen if young starlight was killed? Would we get something even worse to occur?

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>>30369274
>Builds her entire career around her Countess Coloratura personality
>Decides to go into an almost entire opposite musical genre last second and wonders why her lifelong fans don't dig it anymore

>>30372973
I think there was one based around a similar theme.

>>30375088
Hey, it worked for Miley Cyrus.

>>30375069

>>30375044
Bump

>>30375069
>The Crystal Empire would freeze over without Starlight's connection to Sunburst.
>Surviving Crystal Ponies become a refugee class in Equestria
>Trixie remains a background character, takes no interest in the mane 6 or the state of affairs.
>Equestria then secretly controlled by Changelings for as long as Chrysalis can keep up the act.
>Bad end

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