i absolutely REFUSE to die before i nut in a pony, be it android

>>30366922
That's completely retarded considering you go to Equestria when you die

>>30366946
you don't know that

>>30366922
Perhaps someone will develop a device for hololens that makes that possible

>>30366922
WHy don't you just do it with a real pony?

>>30366988
because i want to fuck mlp pony, not real animal

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>>30366994
>Not wanting to fuck real horses

>>30367041
mlp poni is better

>>30367045
Maybe but real mares are excellent too, especially if they are winking.

>>30366972
And you don't know you won't

i need pony puss

>>30366922
>died before cumming inside Rainbow Dash
NOT LIKE THIS
NOT LIKE THIS

>>30367384
i'm not dying, not before i fuck mlp pony.
mind over fucking matter

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>>30367041
>>30367082
>3D pig disgusting

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>>30367824

>>30367093
We know that you percpetion cease to exist after your brain die so we are 100% sure you won't "experience" afterlife.

>>30367887
well, not to start muh religion shitpost but nobody knows if we actually have a soul or shit.
So no matter what everyone of us says we don't know shit

bomp

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>>30366922
>Not doing it with a real horse
Weak.

>>30367045
Sure but real ponies are a close second.

>>30369202
it's illegal, anon

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>>30369256
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States

It is legal in five states, but what the hell is this:

>Several states, including Oregon, Washington, Tennessee, Illinois, Florida, Alaska and Ohio, criminalize free speech related to sex with animals (such as promoting or encouraging it).

Unconstitutional. If anyone is convicted and they challenge its constitutionality, the courts will overrule it. The Supreme Court unanimously says that hate speech laws are unconstitutional. If promoting killing all the Jews is protected by the first amendment, so is promoting sex with animals.

>>30367986
Are you legit retarded