Flurry Heart wants you to read her a bedtime story. What do you read to her?
Why is her contrast so high? She burns my eyes.
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Fallout Equestria
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Past Sins
Written by Penstroke and assisted by Batty Gloom
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The Ugly Barnacle
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The Elements of Harmony: a reference guide
>>30359893
Are you trying to negate her existence by telling her she's a paradox?
Rainbow Factory or Cupcakes
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AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED
THE END
>>30359999
Quads confirm, everybody got laid
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How To Tell If Your Baby Is A Changeling: The Definitive Guide
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Mein kampf
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"The Perfect Pear"
>>30359999
Can you read me that again magical numbers anon?
>>30359999
Except anon cause he's a fag.
>>30360186
This
Let her start learning good values at a young age, especially if she's gonna be a ruler.
This
>>30360357
I heard an anon in the PixelCancer thread burnt theirs
>>30359823
Unironically, this
>>30359823
She needs her *Milk* first.
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Might as well teach her some stuff that'll come in handy once she assumes her position as a princess.
How about Naked Lunch?
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>>30359823
The classics.
>>30359852
That's unironically still a better choice than 90% of this thread.Apology for the double post.
>>30359823
I tell her the story of Tzimisce, "The Eldest" and all about the many applications of Vicissitude.
>>30360408
>uncommon books
I have that book and it required minimal effort. Did it suddenly get extremely rare?
1984 obviously
>>30360488
"Spook!"
"Spook!"
"Spook!"
https://pastebin.com/t8SwjLRB
>>30360488
>everything I don't like is a spook by Max Stirner
>>30359823
I Start With The Greeks
There's probably a cool pegasus version of the Illiad and Odyssey.
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http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/rw.aspx
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Long ago, in a distant land
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>rape
>>30359847
Kinda related.
Probably Rainbow Fish.
>>30359823
One day whileAndy was masturbating, Woody got wood.
"Hamster Huey and the gooey kablooie"
The story of Danny G from Smethwick
https://youtu.be/xcvC17t0PXU
Fallout Equestria
>>30360357
I remember reading it in German.
I use the original to make people hate Marx.
I tell her about the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO6KHQPGju4
I break her mind by reading her good night baby flurry heart.
>>30359823
Okay, where did I put "Where is my Cow" again?
>>30359823
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prince
>>30359823
The Perfect Horse by Elizabeth Letts.
>>30359849
Cruel
>>30359884
I remember that story
I'm fucking old