"I-it's ok Anon, he just gets frustrated sometimes and he just doesn't know how to express it. Please don't tell anyone!"
What do?
this
>>30350426
tell her to call the police... or get out a pistol you know'/
>>30350426
Coco, you're in an abusive relationship with a cold virus. You need help.
>>30350426
He deliberately infects you with the human cold?
>>30350426
Whoa...I think I hit you a little too hard, coco.
>>30350426
Give her some Nyquil.
>>30350465
>"Hey Coco, why aren't you in the kitchen licking the underside of the fridge? I told you I'm having friends over, it's way too fuckin' healthy in here."
>"Who's this asshole?"
>>30350426
This is some viral level domestic abuse right here
>>30350585
I would fucking wipe this infection off the face of the planet.With New Clorox Disinfectant Wipes.
>>30350426
Give her some NyQuil and a goodLicking. Works for my GF.
>>30351104
I'll take 10
>>30350494
Stop sneezing on coco
>Abusive boops are a thing in horseland
>stallions sometimes have to boop their mares when they get out of line
>but since ponies are so nice and shit, they never try to help the victims, thinking it'd ruin their freidnships with the stallions
>so they all come to Anon, thinking he wouldn't give a fuck about it and tell the stallion to stop booping the poor dear
>and they're right, anon doesn't give a fuck
>and goes back to sleep