And then, and then Anon thought I'd actually let him work

>>30341958
The real AJ would never act like this

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>>30341958
I'm serious that hick actually thought I'd like to get all dirty and sweaty with her, she said "Well shoot Anan there's nothin' quite like roughin' it, you know what I mean?" she even had Rarity make me some boots and gloves beforehand. Don't even get me started on those the gloves looked like those turkey's autistic 3 year olds make by tracing their hands with the crayon they just ate and the boots looked like they were made of cardboard. It was hilarious

>>30344411
Hey now, being an asshole to apple horse is one thing, but Rares would not make substandard articles of clothing.
That's just unrealistic.

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>>30344485
oh? I just assumed Rarity made them, though it would make sense if the hillbilly did it

>>30341958
>anon then started up his own farm and put Sweet Apple Acres out of business using his superior opposable thumbs and agricultural knowledge

>>30344815
He started his own farm of marihuana

>>30343717
But this is Mike Vogel AJ.

>>30344815
>>30344827
Rekt time.

>>30341958
Anon then began a rival farm specializing in poker chips and prostitutes

>>30341958
>You cough and they turn, startled.
>"Oh, erm--"
>You cut Applejack off with a raised palm.
"Wow. Luna was right, you lot are dicks."
>And before they can say a word, you turn and walk off.
>The three look at each other, unease and nervousness descending hard.
>After all, Princess Luna still had a rather dark and vindictive streak, and Anonymous was known to be a close friend of hers.
>"Ah, girls? I think we bucked up bad."

>>30341958
>Suddenly, a wild fire spread across the farm.
>From several directions.
>Over 70% of Sweet Apple Acres was lost
>Everyone blamed Anon
>But he clearly could not have done it
>He was bust working at the Strawberry vineyard.
>The whole day...
>His boss kept an eye on him the whoooole time.
>Applejack is going to lose the farm
>At the very least struggle for months, if not years.