710: A Royal Problem
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pxzp0
Legends of Magic #3 still storytimed here!
>>30252902
"The Elements of Harmony Vol. II" still here!
>>30244810
Celestia and Luna's cutie-mark related duties were rather the least of their concerns when swapped. There's a lot the two haven't adjusted to that a single day/night cycle isn't enough practice for. The gambit did help them see the perspectives of one another but it might highlight a strong case for sharing some experience in case they ever need to cover those tasks again even when not magically induced. It's a thought!
>>30313860
Previous thread.
Tails of Equestria rulebook here!
>>30231600
"Equestria Girls: Magic, Magic Everywhere!" here!
>>30244235
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
711: Not Asking for Trouble -Pinkie Pie visits Prince Rutherford and the Yaks. While there an avalanche falls on the entire rustic vilage of Yakyakistan. Pinkie Pie suggests that she go getthe other ponies to come help but the proud Prince and Yaks refuse.
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
MORE TREE HUGGER WHEN
>>30320273
I don't know
Comic Sans has endured for quite a while, I don't think we'll see it fade away any time soon.
The earlysodes:
711 -https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e11.mp4
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
Breed the native mares.
IT'S UNNATURAL!
ponies are just great
>>30320293
Fuck
Why is brown so delicious
>>30320260
Ya wot
Did said 8 year old not have parents or what
Brace yourselves, the sistersode is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp0u7vHLqTssoon
>>30320312He paid off her parents, first for a place to stay under the pretense that he was doing a wilderness survey, then segued into asking for "comfort" and ended up having the girl sleep in his room
>>30320324
Man, parents are pretty shitty in Brazil it seems.
>>30320322
that was pretty great, love the animation
>>30320271
They should spend day and night together one more time. Would be nice.
>mentally advanced series is ded
>greg will stop doing pony soon
>no more rainbow dash presents ever
>>30320322
when
>>30320335
It is pretty much a third world country.
>>30320335
Everyone needs the money and kids don't bring food on the table.
Happens in all third world countries, really.
Hope you never learn what it means to starve, people will do anything not to die.
>foals
Man I love these.
>>30320353
Also a story of how cold hard cash can buy you anything in the poor world.
>>30320271
Are their celestial bodies of equal size?
>>30320355
Man, the things I would do to that filly.
>>30320359
I mean, consider the sheer amount of scat porn that's being produced worldwide
look at scat.avi and other stuff like that
or hell, even kinkythai
the cruel mechanics of probability rule out the chance of finding a cute young girl that likes to eat animal shit because she thinks it tastes good and has a natural predisposition towards torture so people make do with the next best thing which is to give them a largenot reallysum of money to do things that would repulse a normal human being. Which they are. But they need the money.
And the best thing is that we are doing this to ourselves because we lack the ability to emphasize with other people's suffering to a physical level
>>30320367
Celestia did say that raising the moon felt much easier than raising the sun did so most probably not.
>>30320383
But what about the scat fetishists
Who's empathizing with them huh
>>30320383
death to capitalism
>>30320387
No one that's who.
>>30320387
I know right?
I tell you, having to pay to watch a cute mentally scarred girl crying and trying not to vomit as a mixture of animal feces and her own warm vomit is shoved down her throat should be a fucking crime.
guys what ifponies
>>30320413
Ironically enough the very first mlpg thread had 200+ scat posts starting out on how rainbow dash's shit would taste like.
Obviously it was trolling but still.
>>30320412
Oh man
I love ponies
>>30320423
I love that mare
I love that hat
>>30320460
nice of spaerk to jump in to draw that.
>>30320366
alright I'll wait a little more
>>30320465
>Pic.
I was literally about to just do that.
>>30320468
It could use a bit of polishing
>>30320322
Wait.. You are not DWK! I feel cheated, but I enjoyed the video anyways.
Just watched Hard to Say Anything. I really liked it! Sugar Belle was cute as fuck and watching Mac and Feather go at it was hilarious. Really cute ending too. Hopefully they're a couple for a while and show up again.
>>30320468
Here ya go
>>30320469
>>30320493
you really are a special one aren't you
>>30320493
>>30320322
dwk is shit, get the fuck out
>>30320510
go finish the video
>>30320510
while I do not approve of his love for monster high ripoffs, DWK is an excellent person and is entitled to his own opinions.
mlem
>>30320524
that's a bunny
Where the nightmare fillys at?
>>30320524
>mlem
What does it sound like?
>>30320563
like mlem duh
>>30320563
Just imagine that tongue wrapped around your dick.
>>30320591
>>30320591
I like the sound of it.
>>30320592
What?
Giraffes are hot and that one was clearly sapient
>>30320605
she was so cute, I loved that we got a giraffe finally
>>30320631
What's you and poppyfags lusting about giraffes
I bet you also wanna boop other nonponies
>>30320638
I have no idea what you mean but giraffes are cute too
I want to boop some non-ponies but I hate this recent generic internet trend of finding disgusting animals like the one you have pictured "cute"
Shh. Filly is sleeping.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>30320648
>>30320650
don't go to bed yet, we're just getting pony started
>>30320638
なのだ。
>>30320662Tail lifter.
>>30320704
I love the pink filly
Dearie
How heavy is this filly?
>>30320726
I don't hold fillies with weird eyebrows
>>30320714
DT is going to be a huge furry when she's older
>>30320735
skyscraper huge?
>>30320735
Doubt itZipporwhill on the other hand...
>>30320736
wat
>>30320738Kaiju DT
It's been four years and pony still has trouble watching the ending of "Her".
this filly is a weird bipedal creature
>>30320763
Why does that nerd look so sad about having a virtual waifu?I've never seen Her
what an ugly filly
change her back
>>30320765
But that is not a filly
>>30320767
Well you're in luckHe's never seen her too!
>>30320771
define filly
>>30320772
Just fuck off, Carlos.
>>30320772
CARLOOOOS
>>30320774
a horse is a horse
of course of course
those are not a fucking horses
gas them like torches
>>30320777
what a waste
>>30320774
smol horse that digivolves into a mare
>>30320767
Because he waifu sleeps around.
>>30320778
don't put fillies on fire, anon
>>30320798
Yeah, they're already smoking hot without his help.
Limey is cute. CUTE!
>>30320772
>>30320808
I bet she has a great ponut
>>30320789
Fuck you
What did they mean by this?
>>30320881
>5 years ago
kill me
>>30320887
wait til we hit the decade mark
>>30320888
we're 70% through that
>>30320808
kiss her
>>30320682
I wonder if someone is working on making that one yet
>>30320916
Yes.
>>30320916
RCH is I think
>>30320925
>>30320928
Nice
>she'll have googly eyes though
>>30320563
https://derpibooru.org/1460704
>mlemming intensifies
>>30320682
Is it bad that I want to fuck the tiny Twilight?
Oh gosh.. this really hits home. I've had nightmares where my teeth fell out before. It's awful.
>>30320957
I think that's a pretty common one
>>30320957
Jesus christ I have jrrible teeth and I have had one actual;ly break off, trust me its just as bad as this
>>30320957
I used to have nightmares a tonne when I was a kid, including the teeth falling out one which most people seem to have. For some reason though, I haven't had a single nightmare in the past 8 or so years.
>>30320936
I want to mlem Twilight into submission.
>>30320931
>No googly eyes.
But that's the funnest part.
I am still scratching my head about how to make the thing work how I want it to work.
pony knows she's the cutest mare in the room
>>30321002
AHEM...
>>30321009
fuck off
>>30321012
yeah, nah.
Pony has a GUN
>>30321032
I STAND MY GROUND
>>30321038
You fool!
Bullets only ricochet form the pony's elastic and soft body
>>30321032
Fluttershy will protect me
>>30321042
So you are saying...ponies are perfect for target practice?
What is it, dear?
>>30321053
what will she be like in the episode
dougpones
>Today is National Flip Flop Day
Ponies in flip flops didn't seem to be as much of a thing as I originally thought.
>>30321068
>>30321073
well they kind of lack toes in that sense...?
but that's cute
hard doug abuse
Orson Welles in Equestria
>>30321089
If he got lucky, he could have experienced green pea-ness
>>30320976
I think kids are simply more suspectible to them.
I remember I had a bunch when I got terribly sick.
>>30321073
Well, if we haven't got any flip flops, how about flip flaps?Has anyone seen this?
What's it even about?
>>30321072
gaaaaaaaaaaay
>>30321142
I wonder if Trixie is jealous?
>>30321142
My wife is not a lesbo
pone has fallen asleep
>>30321262
>>30321273
that pony looks a bit heavy
>>30321284
she's very soft and warm though
defending against a pony attack
>>30321316
You wouldn't stand a chance, horses are too strong.
>Moondancer is your roommate
>She leaves her dirty panties around everywhere
>Masturbates openly, using huge dildos in the shapes of the penises of mythical beasts
>Carries on like nothing is out of the ordinary, sometimes even talking to you while she's plunging a huge silicone shaft noisily in and out of her sloppy pussy
>Leaves her still-wet dildos around your apartment, even on the dining table
>Will never let you fuck her because she says you're gross
>But when she's not filling the air with the smell of her unwashed snatch, she's actually pretty cool and tolerates all your nerdy hobbies
>>30321330
>RAPE
>>30320260i would pay to read this
Link?
>>30321343
>rope
>Celestia'spancakes.
Is episode 11 showing today in america?
no one is talking about it, and it only had 1 thread when it aired in canadabecause 2/3s of it was fucking boring
>>30321330
>while she's plunging a huge silicone shaft noisily in and out of her sloppy pussy
>her sloppy pussy
>pussy
>>30321493
GUESS WHO
>>30321516
Mom, you told me your middle name was Wayne.
>>30321454
tomorrow
http://blackjrxiii.tumblr.com/post/161491792220/applejack-x-twilight-sparkle-facefuck-patreon
>>30321573
>>30321580
Why does celestia have two horns
>>30321559
ah, right, i actually thought it was Saturday because todays a public holiday.
>>30321583
she's horny
>>30321585
I wonder when Fluttershy will decide to stop being ugly
>>30321615
man, who even knows
RECAP IS OUT
Be cool, man
Real cool
>>30321659
DANGER NOODLES RULE
How does MLPG feel about S7 so far?I've liked almost every episode so far but seeing people say the current state of the show is killing the fandom bums me out a little bit
>>30321691
I'm enjoying it quite a bit.
>>30321691
>How does MLPG feel about S7 so far?
I love it but I'm annoyed at how fast its coming because of CANADA
>>30321691
I'm liking it a lot but the fucking schedule fuckups are getting really obnoxious
Anon? I-it's not what it looks like...
>>30321700
It LOOKS like you're drinking my secret bottle of Fizzing Lifting Drink.
>>30321700
Pinkie, what are you doing? Don't drink my $6 Pinor Noir for breakfast. Drink the good shit; my $11 flavored rum.
Bring me the filly that's sweet and kind.
>>30321691
I haven't caught up completely yet, but I've enjoyed what I've seen, mostly.
>>30321732
>>30321691
I've liked pretty much all of what I've seen. The only one that didn't leave me completely happy was the Rarity and Sweetie episode, but I haven't gotten a chance to rewatch everything yet so I can't be sure.
>>30321691
I like literally every episode so far. I only had some issues with the episode about overly autistic Ponk.
>>30321691
It's good.
>>30321776
Do you think Ponka has gotten wilder over time or looking back at S1 shes more or less acting the same with goofier faces?
>>30321785
Not him but I think she's pretty much the same.
>>30321785
Well, all I can say is that she at least wasn't as obnoxious and retarded as in Filli Vanilli.
>>30321691
It's fucking great.Royal Problem and Flurry of Emotions have been two of my favorite episodes.
>>30320281
>>30320289
>>30321785
She's better and more well rounded than ever, just like the othet girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz6iI_mtagI
>>30321845
fuck off with your shitty videos, they are not funny anymore
>>30321482
Every time you post that, all I see is this.
>>30321845
I really need to catch up on these
>>30321845
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
>>30321845
Oh hey, it *was* SOON.
This better be great and praise celestia a lot or I'll break your legs
>>30321867
I'm not actually DWK so please don't break my legs if it's not to your liking
>>30321852
how does a bear know what apples is??
>>30321872
EPISODE PERFECT
LEGS REMAIN INTACT
She's too cute.
>>30321902
I'm just waiting for his drunk ass to show up here.
He usually posts it himself.
>>30321845
I still like these. It fills that "I want to watch a video of someone talking about the episode" niche without being an overly analyzed review with a shitty OC.
>>30321946
he probably got really really drunk to celebrate and jerked himself to sleep to pictures of celestia's butt
>>30321957
That sounds fucking awesome.
Halfway there already too.
Post sunbutt.
>>30321961
>Halfway there already too.
don't be gross anon
here's a spider to cool your jets
>>30321961
Is it time?
>>30321967
>>30321967
I meant the drunk and down to jerk it part, jerk.
>>30321969
ye-
wait, smeart.com/art.webm isn't working...
YOU MADMEN
YOU BROKE IT
YOU TOUCHED IT SO HARD IT BROKE
>>30321957
Recaps probably go live on timer, maybe manchild DWK was asleep all along.
>>30321972
>not working
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TOO BE LIKE THIS
>>30321985
Colt
>>30322013
GO AWAY
CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE GRIEVING
Don't make the mares unf
Did no one save the fucking webm?
Alright, back up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfRwU6rgV4U
>>30321972
I can tell you are already drunk
http://smaert.com/art.webm
If you type the url correctly it works
>>30322039
Oh son of a bitch, I was rused.
>>30322039
When the fuck did you start putting the a in front of the e? Fuck. Sorry, guys.
IT'S ALIVE
>>30322028
Don't let me intrude on your grieving.
But it won't stop me from enjoying my little colts.
>>30321845
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>30321573
>facefuck
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph591d06c2b88ee
oh god those noises
>>30321845
>Celestia
>big ass
Her ass is smaller than the ass of an average pony.
Fillies are like tea.
>>30322176
wow aren't you the wrongest wrong who ever wronged
>>30322172
Huh...
I guess he got tired of using the same sfx and found... these.
I was initially mad at my boner but it came to its senses the longer I watched.
>>30322195
he is correct though. it is very slim
>>30322206
anon we already had this conversation, that image is not real
>>30322206
If Celestia's ass is a star then Luna's ass is a fucking galaxy.
>>30322208
it is as canon as you can possibly be
luna's ass is tiny and unremarkable
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/10/25/1281547__explicit_artist-colon-moonlitbrush_bon+bon_princess+celestia_sweetie+drops_oc_oc-colon-cum+bucket_ahegao_ass_blushing_breast+milk_breasts_bust.png
Must admit, since I stopped watching FiM back after S2 my life really has gotten a lot better.
>>30322212
Anon please.
It's a drawing.
Even you would know the difference between Celestia and a picture of her, I hope.
>>30322172
>in related videos
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph590c83ffe5075
I knew the cookie autist really likes to buy art of himself and Spitfire, but holy shit
@30322217
*parries your shitpost*
>>30322225
ahahah I fucking knew what would happen before I saw it
>>30322216
>check the artist
oh jeez this story spans over 50 more of these sequences
I know what I'm reading tonight
also seriously are they STILL making fallout equestria recursive fractal fanfiction
I remember back in the day when that piece of shit first got written, I never managed to finish it for how badly written it was
and then they PRINTED IT
how long was that
2013 maybe?
>>30322375
>longer
>than
>the
>bible
>>30322390
We've reached a point where people write fanfiction of fanfiction of fanfiction of fanfiction of fanfiction of fanfiction of fanfiction of (...) fanfiction.
I actually stopped counting how many generations of fallout equestria there are out after they wrote the edgy red and black one and that was a hell of a long time ago.
>>30321845
IT IS TIME
TIME FOR BEST PRINCESS
>>30322407
it's an easy way to attract readers when before no one gave a shit about you I guess
>>30322430
>you can tell me anything
I hope you brought time, Twiggles. Because this is gonna be a long night.
From a fetish perspective, Celestia is the best princess.
>>30322440
From a perfection perspective, Celestia is best princess.
>>30322407
it's fanfictions all the way down
>>30322448
From an objective perspective, Celestia is the best princess.
>>30322466
Celestia is the most objective princess? What does that even mean?
bugponys yes or no
>>30322473
yes, she is the most princess princess to have ever princessed.
>>30322478
No.
>>30322466
From an i-had-an-unloving-mother-who-didn't-show-me-any-affection perspective, Celestia is the best princess.you fuckers have ruined celestia forever for me
>>30322458
A'ght I wanna fuck that
what's the name of that thing
is it an incubus
I completely forgot
is it a baphomet
>>30322485
Nobody actually wants to fuck their mother, anon. The freud meme just got out of hand.
>>30322485
what's that nonpone weebtrash on the right
>>30322430
revert yourself back to s1 twiggles then we can talk
Friendship is Magic is just a shitty fanfic of G1 which was a fanfic for My Pretty Pony
>>30322492
some furfag drew ponies ages ago and i remembered that his art exists and i looked through it for a bit saw his tumbulr and looked through it for a while
fun stuff, let me find it for you
http://stedilnik.tumblr.com/
>Zipporwhill
Is the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic bubble popping??
>>30322485
>tfw Oliver doesn't voice her in DoW3
>>30322500
Farseer Macha
>>30322520
I remember that artstyle
OH YEAH
it's the fag donkey one
lots of chickenscratches
Let's just give the ponies bubble wrap.
>>30322563
I usually do to chill them out when they get mad
>>30322568
But that's a giraffe.
>>30322568
Then just give them this.
http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/bubble-wrap.swf
>>30322574
excuse you, Fluttershy is a beautiful poner, she just has a long neck
>>30322505
>>30322585
Ugly piss horse
>>30322563
>>30322541
I'd pop that smug mare's bubble if you know what I mean
>>30322575
Oh please. That's like giving someone a 3d model of a woman to masturbate to instead of having sex with a real one.
>>30322606
>sneezing.png
>>30322616
>>30322611
Sometimes people don't have the time to go out and purchase some, anon.
And it's more like looking at drawn porn if anything.
>>30322597
be nice to buttershy, she's sensitive about her everything
>>30322682
What would happen if I started rubbing my whole face on her featureless crotch?
>>30322705
she'd make this face but she wouldn't stop you
>>30322709
but if she doesn't like it what's the point
>>30322682
Snug the Flutterbutter.
>>30322735
because it's fun to do things to Fluttershy?
>>30322682
I wanna touch her featureless crotch.
>>30322682
I bet it smells nice.
>>30322761
we need a canon shower scene with Fluttershy so we can confirm that she doesn't just smell like animals
>>30322774
She goes to the spa
>>30322778
yeah that helps
I really just wanted a 5 minute long Fluttershower scene
>>30322761
please don't call fluttershy an "it".
>>30322796
I believe he was referring to the crotchal area
>>30322805
i want to slowly tear the tape off
>>30322375
Its probably going to go on longer than the show itself
>>30322867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5ExiN31vTA
fatass
>>30322877
Holy shit is that cute.
My Derp
>>30322887
>>30322847
does she draw anything at all anymore? haven't seen her blogs update in ages
>>30322993
What an ugly and bald pony
>>30320356
Sgt. reckless a best
>>30323035
The cutest little Korean horse.
Summer is here
Are you going to shave your ponies to help them deal with the heat that is about to come?
>>30323046
cutest little US Marine
>>30323067
na, keep em fuzzy
she's ready
>>30320353
I can attest to this.
I guzzled jizz for two years before I managed to get enough for long-term food and lodging.
It's a fucking miracle I didn't catch any stds.
Starvation and exposure will fuck up your standards.
>>30323204
are you that one anon who was homeless once and now hates life
>>30323204
>Starvation and exposure will fuck up your standards.
As well as wealth and luxury.
>>30323221
No, I know the one you're talking about.
I'm pretty fucking happy with life right now.
I got food, a home and ponies.
>>30323204
>I guzzled jizz for two years
I bet your favorite pony is Rarity, you could identify with her
>>30322478
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232351602659295233/322432997305352192/bug.png
What song from the show do you think you've listened to the most amount of times?
>>30323303
Apples to the core
>>30323303
Smile Smile Smile
>>30323303
Winter Wrap Up
This Day Area might have passed it though, now that I think of it. I always overestimate the amount of time between them.
>>30323189
wot rings she got?
>>30323341
>This Day Aria
Fucking Cadancefags
>>30323204
So you're saying you have practice...
*unzips dick*
>>30323178
>>30323204
are you a girl
>tfw too smart for ponies
>>30323430
but ponies are the peak of intellectualism
>>30323303
A True True Friend. I don't like MMCwho the fuck doesbut that song is pretty damn fine.
>>30323454
everyone does you disgusting pleb don't ever post next to me ever again
>>30323454YOU'VE COME
BEST FRIENDS
>>30323550
*frens
>>30323204
Rarity is not a slut
Pony forgot to buy the dip
>>30323587
>>30323608
I love you too, Rarity
>>30323587
you are correct, she's a smart girl who knows she can make money for her talents
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/10/26/1282139__explicit_artist-colon-moonlitbrush_bon+bon_lyra+heartstrings_princess+celestia_sweetie+drops_ahegao_ass_blushing_breasts_busty+princess+celest.pngLOVE
>>30323696
I hope by talents you mean fashion
>>30323706
what else could I mean?
I want pony to know that I love her and will love her and I think she is incredible and the best pony that ever was.
>>30323727
Pony knows and she loves you too
>>30323704
Just change Celestia toEA
>>30323727
pony says pump the brakes, kid
the fillies are dabbing again
>>30323777
no they aren't
>>30323777
The fillies are twerking again
>It's very slow at the Ponyville Police Department, the only crimes that occur are perpetrated by six ponies, three fillies, and a dragon, all of which end up receiving full pardon from an alicorn princess for whatever reason.
>>30323777
>>30323788
It is FriNEIGH people
post cute horses
I mean REALLY cute horses
>>30323875
I'll post this instead.
>>30323933
At least post the horse to go with it!
>>30323303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rB0x2TVu9Q
It's a great song
Filly: We're not so different, we're both fillies of action.
Kill All Gloomies
filyl wants to learn math and not be a pleb
>>30324134
>filyl
The afterlife is overflowing with Gloomies, they have banded together to overthrow the powers that be.
Glimmer >>>>>> fillies
Dude, you need to stop voring all these ponies
>>30324193
You're not my manager!
>>30323875
This cute horse is very cute.
Filly: If you hug me now, you're no better than me
>>30324235
Yes, that horse is indeed cute
>>30324175
what is it out already
book horse loses her wings
>>30324277
and gives them to Starlight
>>30324297
Cutest horse coming through.
Starlight Glimmer is the worst thing to happen to the show
>>30323855
can i join
>>30324532
>Starlight Glimmer is the best thing to happen to the show
ftfy
>>30324319
>>30324630
she just has a pretty bad mane for a future princess
I liked her first one
>>30324319
>>30324648
This filly is blind as fuck.
>>30324657
and you're entitled to your bad opinion
>>30324439
pfft
Okay, let's assume you got in Equestria and your waifu actually gives you a chance and things are going well.
What then? What job would you have? How would you make your waifu happy?
>>30324692
I'd become an officer of the peace
>>30324692
A great deal of that would depend on what the other pony actually wants as far as goals and aspirations go
Can't make a really good plan without knowing all that
>>30324722
Nigga i said waifu/husabndo.
If you don't know you either don't give a shit about your waifu/husbando and know nothing about him or that pony barely has any development
>>30324692
I will share the secrets of nuclear weaponry with Princess Twilight in exchange for lifetime asylum.
>>30324736
Anon you know nothing about any pony in this show in regards to how they view dating or long term relationships, nor what they want out of one, or even how the pony version compares or different to the human one
Nobody does as its not a topic that has ever been addressed
>>30324692
Manual labor is the safe choice. I can cook and maybe I can pick up writing because I'd have a bunch of stories to tell.
As for waifu, it depends whether or not I become a pony. I don't see myself succeeding in romance as a human in the pony world.
>>30324692
I'm pretty sure my waifu doesn't even have a job
>>30324771
Ponies seem to do many jobs
work seems to be pretty easy to find
>>30324779
My waifu is Tree Hugger.
I have no idea what she does outside of nude modeling.
>>30324785
Grows the special plants probably
>>30324785
Smoking weed?
>>30324790
>>30324791
Winners don't use drugs
>>30324800
So Treehugger clearly isn't a winner.
>>30324804
What happened in your life to make you so rude?
>>30323777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2EfpQiOQrY
>>30324812
What happened to yours that you're so deep in a river in Egypt?
>>30324887
I took Tree Hugger to Egypt for our honeymoon and I fell in
Woo! Filly stuff!
>>30324923
Next three threads need EQG OP images.
>>30324692
Duh.
>>30325044
What do worm-infested disgusting ponies have to do with anything?
>>30325105
I am contractually obligated to tell you to go fuck yourself while in defense of my waifu.
And that your waifu is less good than mine.
filly is learning math!
1+1=2
you see, 1 is given its property as a real number by its additive inverse, -1, which is proved by 1+(-1)=0, so by having 1 added with another 1, you move 1 unit more, because both are integers, to achieve 2, which can be proved by 1+1+(-2)=0, ergo
1+1=2
>>30325114
You don't even know who my waifu is.
I'll give you a hint.
My waifu didn't abandon her family basically dooming the family business nor does she go almost bankrupt at least once per season
Fillies are like quantum physics.
>>30325115
>>30325123
They spin?
>>30325171
Was this an actual formula or just nonsense?
>>30323875
>FriNEIGH
That's a terrible attempt at a pun.
you can't groom the Gloom
>>30325263
Apparently it's a real formula.
>>30325311
Yeah, it's literally high school physics.
>>30325324
Cheerilee is the one who just scribbles bullshit on a board and calls herself a teacher.
The mayor uses her for tax purposes.
Ready for pink pony in HD tomorrow?
>>30325348
>Cheerilee is the one who just scribbles bullshit on a board and calls herself a teacher.
So she's your average teacher?
>>30325354
Dem unions man.
>>30325351
HIGH QUALITY PONK
>>30325407
Nice try. pony pony ATF, I ain't falling for that shit again.
>>3032547
>Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Fillies and Explosives
>>30325473
last time I tried ponying ponk, they shot my dog
>>30325473
>http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hasbro-ceo-transformers-future-marketing-my-little-pony-boys-1012852
Huh. Hasbro's CEO says 30% of My Little Pony's global TV audience is boys. I always wonder how they get this data.
In theory this show could have done what the Care Bears reboot did and just fucking flop. Instead they got this neat pop culture appeal building.
They need to try fucking up less though.
'still fucking grumpy about Treehouse TV's release schedule.
>>30325614
They need to bring back Creepy Crawlers so little boys can learn about 3rd degree burns.
>>30325625
I had to check to make sure; that was Mattel.
Like all of Mattel's good ideas, Hasbro tried to copy them though.
Couldn't find one that made gummies but there was a "Queasy Bake Oven":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt4MSAcV_v4
>>30325640
Nice hub wrist tat.
>>30325640
I like her hub tattoo
>>30325672
>>30325674
>>30325669
MATTEL!
>>30325614
>In theory this show could have done what the Care Bears reboot did and just fucking flop. Instead they got this neat pop culture appeal building.
Remember when they said that care bears would be the next mlp?And took Amy away from us for a whole season
>>30325324
Then I have no regrets in not taking that shit
Algebra and Chemistry were already too much
>>30325748
I do remember that! Fucking "Bellybros".
Amy got contracted to do that? Jesus, that poor woman.
Kissing mares
Right one theirlowerlips
>>30325614
Lauren was great in designing. Aesthetics are simply universal. Add in some lore, great characters, and you have something kids of both sexes can talk about.
>>30325829
That's something I can agree with.
>>30325829
What about on theirass lips?
Luna has the superior pet of all ponies.
Would you a pony-related tattoo?
People have brought up the idea of tattoos a few times recently to me. And the only thing I'm obsessive with to get something of would be ponies.
I'm not opposed to the idea of tattoos, but skin is a canvas and you don't want to just fucking waste it or get something stupid permanent drawn on you.
But there is literally nothing distinct I would want on me. A friend said just get your favorite pony's cutie mark, but I had to explain to her how stupid that is: proper "cutie marks" are on both sides and kind of big relatively. Plus it's not *your* fucking cutie mark, it's putting someone else's on you. And even if I had an OC and it had a good mark I wouldn't put it on me either because I'm human; humans don't get cutie marks and a fake one is just sad.
Kissing fillies.
Onthe filly.
>>30325850
>>30325829
but theres nothing there
>>30325865
Oh man, if there's one filly I'd filly, it's Apple Bloom.
>>30325876
I could see it. She would certainly take it the best.
But Scootaloo is for snuggles and Sweetie is for gentle kissing on the cheek.
>>30325876
Most fillies are good to filly.
>>30325850
What if we got the filly
and combined it with the filly?
>>30325908
Fillies should be fused with fillies, not humans.
IMPREGNATE
>>30325938
A HERO IN SHINING ARMOR IS CALLED
hold the pony
>>30326044
TO PUNISH EVIL FORCES, I HAVE BEEN CHARGED
>>30325938
>Final form
>Still can't fly
>fake wings are always fully extended
Something something boner joke.
>>30326112
>permanently erect mares
neat
>>30326111
is that too much celesta
>>30326168
>implying
I just got my fillyfication acceptance letter!
>>30325115
Toss a filly treat at her.
What are fillies even good for anyways?
murder the fillies?
anal-yze the pony
>>30326194
About fucking time. How long did that take?
>>30326227
Cooking.
caterpillar
Pony says trust nopony, not even her
soo shii
>>30326351
Then I won't trust what she says and trust all the ponies.
>>30326111
>>30326378
>>30326384
so graceful
>>30326424
>>30326424
>BRAPPPP
>Step 1: Ingest two capsules of Pony.
>Step 2: Choose part of floor you would prefer collapsing on (you have twenty seconds to do this after taking Pony)
>>30326456
New horse when?
>>30320271
>710: A Royal Problem
Synopsis: Two adult siblings can't get along (for no good reason).
The miracle of epiphany restores the magic of friendship.
Background: Twilight *Princess of Friendship* has been their closest friend for 6 seasons - but the map sends a rehabilitating criminal, to force them with magic, instead of communication.
Goals: Is Luna and Celestia - parental figures for all ponies and all of Equestria - portrayed as complete idiots, so kids can feel smart by pointing out obvious flaws? Is this to teach kids that grown-ups are stupid?
Moral: Don't use reasoning and wisdom to solve conflicts. Use brute/magic force!
Sunfag: Why isn't Celestial solving it using her Godly experience?
Moonfag: Why is Luna portrayed as an idiot?
Twifag: Why is Twily not using knowledge from all her friendship lessons? Didn't she save the letters?
Glimfag: Yay! Starlight smarter than both ancient Alicorns and new Alicorn!
Others: My waifu is pretty cool after all. Look at all those idiots.
Good: Twilight as ballerina toy. -- Animators gives food a face.
Bad: Everything else.
>>30326506
as a sunfag that's not how I felt at all
>>30326506
My body needs that ballerina toy.
>>30326514
>sunfag reporting in.
1) How did you feel? Please be specific.
2) What part of Celestia did you like most?
3) Was there any part of Celestia you didn't like?
4) What do you think the writers were trying to say?
5) Do you think adult people understood that message?
6) Do you think kids understood that message?
7) what would you have done different if you were editing the episode?
8) Do you think of it as Celestia changing or evolving over 7 years, or do you think her character is becoming inconsistent?
>>30326194
Sorry, the fillification slot machine was broken, you weren't supposed to win this round.
We can offer you a nice dinner at a griffon steakhouse for your trouble though
>>30326551
jesus fuck i'll specifically tell you that I don't feel like answering this bullshit
>>30326547
Please don't shove ballerina Twily into your body
>>30326554
I want to see griffons eating actual meat on the show while the ponies look on in horror
Pinkie joins in
>>30326573
Np! Someone larping as you, can jump in and fill in various answers if they hurry.
Lockdown approaching rapidly.
>>30326597
oh shit my disguise
>>30326506
Post:Terrible
Opinion: Moronic
Anon: Faggot -- Sucks cocks
Shimmy: Feetsies
>>30326581
>not hot gluing her
>>30326597
I'm actually the guy
>>30326551
1) Annoyed because of work things
2) Her warm and kind voice for one, her pretty pony form is second.Her giant anthro body is a close third.
3) No, not really
4) that ponies are cute and family is magic
5) probably
6) probably
7) no
8) I think Princess Celestia is a pretty horse princess and I love her
>>30326623
>Fluttershy at a RAID-chassi with an Ethernet cable, so I presume it's a NAS.
If I had nice pics like this plastered at my workplace, perhaps I wouldn't have quit that job?
>>30326610
I'm going to summarize your answer as 8, since it's Sunday soon.
>>30326607
I'm only giving a you because I want to be polite and thank you for the one I got.
And since the thread reached bump-limit, adding useless yous can't hurt.
So enjoy it while you can.
PS. Hoofsies > Stinky Feet
>>30326607
My penis exploded into treats when we finally got some canon feet-pics of sunnybuns.
>>30326755
>those lanky girl-limbs
jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neezNlWdAOs
>this Kyrospawn clip has over 8 million views
>>30326506
>Two adult siblings can't get along (for no good reason).
Anon as someone who as seen his parent into intense arguments over menial shit with their siblings it happens
>>30326831
it was such a great scene
Post fuckable OCs.
>>30326846
>>30326867
>condoms
trash
>>30326839
>Siblings quarrel.
Yes, the first 150 years it's pretty common.
After a few thousand years you just don't let trivial stuff bother you anymore.
It's also understandable that someone who spent 365000 days without breakfast, lost the concept of facial breakfast.
So anyone should be able to realize that taste is different.
>>30326870
they just like to hold them in their mouths while you plow them
>>30326708
C U T E
>>30326708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ab3kXRjhVA
>>30326846
>>30326900
ANON NO
acid is not for sexual
>>30326903
Then why does she have a dick the size of a long bus
>>30326927
so you can party inside her
>>30326867
No thanks, my waifu is an anal only girl
>>30326931
yeah it's pretty great
what do you call dumb little head canons like that, crack head canons?
>>30326782
>someone thought these proportions looked acceptable
>>30326900
Such a cutie
even if her dick smells like ass
You have hypnotized Coco
What do you make her do?
>>30326943
her big...
>>30326940
Forced memes.
>>30326968
sit somewhere comfortable while i scratch her ears, rub her belly and brush her mane
>>30327015
you're a fucking monster
>>30326968
Make me cool clothes
>>30326968kill me. Make it look like an accident.
>>30327068
And now when you're gone,
this thread is all mine!
MINE!!! I TELL YOU!
>>30327328
okay, but I'd like to stay with the princesses
I love Maud Pie
>>30327435
Poor you!
I heard she has a heart of stone.
>>30327441
Does this mean she plays hearthstone?