>Yandere Celestia. >It gets worse each day she doesn't

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>>30313802

>Anon hears a noise at night that woke him up.
>He gets up begrudgingly to investigate.
>Something moves behind him.
>He spins around, frantically, to find that his dirty clothes pile is gone.
>Also, his piss jugs are gone as well.

>>30313813
Oh come on, what could she possibly want with piss jugs?

>>30313892
>Princess Celestia wants Anon to pee in her mouth.
>His piss jugs are the next best thing.

there was a guy on fimfic that made a few nice yandere stories about the princesses but he just stopped. It sucked because he was in the middle of rewriting my favorite one.

>>30314138
Care to share sauce?

>>30313806
You just read it.

>>30313953
With how old the pisd must be in those jugs I can't imagine what kinds of disease she'll get.

>>30314225
Urine is sterile though.

>>30314161
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/93685/Zamairiac/stories
Reckon he must mean this guy

>>30314405
Not after it's been sitting for a while. As soon as it leaves the body it starts attracting microbes. The urea breaks down into ammonia.

>Anon keeps losing his underwear
>Only to find it replaced with panties with Celly's cutie mark on it

>Anon doesn't have a working tap.
>He can't get water.
>Only Sunny D.

I used to manage the yandere thread when it was still a thing
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1d-xVTxa0IzX3BOA_RE_jyWrAP_z9CM9c_4KqKikfxfo/
I even wrote a story myself

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>>30314138
This guy?

Here's his Celly story.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/216035/absolute-power

I was diamonds while reading it.

His Twibashing justification for Bughorse's story is pretty dumb and nonsensical though.

>Durr shitty ooc portrayals that I know are ooc made me hate her

>>30317450
>I was diamonds
Can someone explain this expression to me?

I miss yandere thread...

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>>30317490
Diamonds are very hard.

>>30317490
boner

that's what it is

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>>30317408
THANK YOU BASED ANON

NOW I CAN GET MY YANDERE FIX

>>30318015
YYEEEESSS

>>30315431
It gets dirty faster than that, there are bacteria that live inside of your urethra.

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>>30317408
That Twilight one shouldnt have given me the throbbing boner it did but boy howdy did it give me a throbbing boner.

I want Yandere Celly to kidnap and spank me until my ass is red and I'm broke

>>30317408
Thank you i saw that thread but didnt bother saving

I was Celestia to re-enact Stephen King's "Misery"

I want Celestia to pee in my general direction, but not get any on me because that would be filthy.