If you somehow made it to Equestria would you be okay with having

She isn't real.

>>30312368
You arent giving me too much choices here anon. I would never hurt her.

No.

>>30312368
I would be absolutely down for that. Don't have a waifu, but to be friends with my favorite pone? Sign me the fuck up.

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>>30312368
What is with the influx of these nu-male cuck threads?

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>>30312368
Of course. As long as I can still be a meaningful part of her life I'd do anything to make her happy. Having a waifu means you put their happiness above your own, even if it hurts you. Pinkie Pie is my waifu and she can be rude and obnoxious at times but she has a good heart and even just being near her would make me far happier than what I feel I would deserve. Being her friend on top of that would just be a bonus.

>>30312368
I would absolutely love that. It's no different to refraining from introducing my Pinkie Pie tulpa to people and mentioning I have sex with her. That's why I've tried to think of her as less sexy and more cute over the past months.

>>30312368
Nah, fuck that, I'd probably just go off exploring the world if I knew I'd never have a shot at that pussy.

>>30312411
No way she would want you to throw yourself under a bus for her. You would be better off just not being in her life.

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>>30312368
kinda reminds me of this

>>30312417
You can sex a tulpa?

>>30312426
This

>>30312368
lol cuck

>>30312446
Got anything else like that, anon? Really enjoyed that one.

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>>30312446
Ponk deserves happiness

>>30312446
That Anon deserves every ounce of heartache he felt.

>>30312447
It requires more autism than the average brain is capable of.

>>30312368
Yeah sure, waifus are an ideal. They can by their very nature not exist in physical form.

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>>30312451
>You will never buy a pair of sturdy boots, a portable tent, and a good knife and go off to discover the unexplored west

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>>30312368
Not a chance. I made it this far, it wouldn't make any sense to not take a risk, I'd even be persistent. If I don't make it, it'll be tough, but life continues so I'd search for another mare. Continue cycle, because most mares are so worth it

>>30312368
The only difference between my reality and your scenario is that it involves ponies and Equestria. Unrequited love is the story of my life.

So, sure, why not?

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>>30312368
Why the fuck is ma waifu in equestria

>>30312925
Don't worry, I'll go there first and head her off

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>>30312925
Anon, you need to get a-HEAD of the game!

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>>30312368
would I be happy? no
would I take it if I had no other choice? of course, that place is way better than this cesspool planet

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>>30312368
Yes. Knowing how friendship is one the most important things in her life I honestly can't imagine a better fate if romance is absolutely out of question. Not to mention that being friends with the princess of friendship is infinitely better than anything this world has to offer.

>>30312925

She must have got there ahead of you.

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>>30312368
Who says I have to listen to you? If Rarity wants my dick, then she gets it. I'll just fuck her anyway to spite you.

>>30312368
That doesn't sound any different than my current life, except with ponies.

So yes, yes I would. Statistically speaking something there would eventually love me.

>>30312368
Hell ye-

>She may or may not become romantically involved with another pony if she wishes

As much as I hate the whole "KEKKEKKEK" meme, I wouldn't be able to deal with that and would feel real fucking jealous.

>>30312838
>anons that betray their waifu for someone else's should be punished

>>30317689
*dont

>>30317689
If you went to Equestria your waifu would be real, and you can't waifu a real person(that's called stalking).

>>30312368
Yeah sure

>>30312368
Only if I can still cuddle the pone.

We wouldn't have to be exclusive. We'd both be free to cuddle other ponies.