Do you think Spike ever uses the scrolls of paper used for sending

>>30309874
No.

>>30309874
not really

>>30309874
No, he probably writes fics where he abuses and rapes her.

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>>30309874
>"Oh my, I haven't recieved a letter in some time!"
>She just got a letter, she just got a letter, she just got a letter~ wonder who it's from!
>"Let's see...'-ended with the buff dragon named Spake rutting Charity into oblivion with his mighty doubl-.'.."

>>30309891
He probably tear it up and set it on fire before crying himself to sleep.

Twilight discovers the stories, but she's more worried about the grammar mistakes and plot holes in them than the actual content.

>>30309901
Could be worse, anon.

Imagine Starlight Glimmer writing letters to Celestia about the lessons she's learning.

Reminder that Spike is "that guy" in a D&D game that puts his fetishes into it, and he's the fucking DM too.

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>>30309960

>>30309960
> "Ejaculation, Spike. Not "Ejaculati'n", And it's "Orgasm", not "Cumming, P'lodin or Juicin' the Clam"

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>>30310065
Taking this in account OP is probably right.

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>>30310134
>Spike's writing gradually improves thanks to her criticism
>the idea of him becoming a good writer turns her on
>the sex scenes do nothing for her, instead she gets off to well-constructed sentences and clever wordplay

>>30310284

Spike and Twilight fuck, and Spike talks dirty to her by using good grammar and sex-related puns.

>>30309874
Dash does it so, who knows
What does Spike even do when he's not being abused by rarara or twiggy?
Does he even have a hobby?
Because if they don't have porn, written erotica becomes the only release

>>30309960
>>30309960
>>30310284
>>30310297
NO
TwiSpike is shit
Make it about Starlight discovering it or something and I'm game

>>30310336
But the joke requires it be Twilight.

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>>30310362
I know, but I just couldn't enjoy it if it's about twispike
Make it about RD then, or even Starlight idk
anything but spike

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>>30310383

>>30310284
> Twilight proofreads Spike's pornfics
> She discovers that Spike found a way to use "Dickjacule" as an adverb
> Twilight orgasms to hard that her clitoris hemmorages
> It takes her a good 20 minutes to catch her breath and regain use of her hindlegs
> Then she grades his manuscript with a B+

>>30310383
>anything but spike
Then there's no point, lesbofag.

>>30310935
No, I just don't want to it to be about Spike and his 'mother', faggot
I'm sure you love touching yourself at night thinking of mommy, but that doesn't mean she's okay with it

>>30310047
>the letters are just selfies of her being a useless NEET on Twilight's couch

>>30310956
She's not his mother, dumbass. At best she's his surrogate older sister.

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>>30310968
>she hatched him and took care of him his whole life, lived together, in the same room, she tucked him at night and surely even sang him lullabies
yeah right, 'sister'
I'd love to hear what you think of your real sister Anon

>>30310988
Well I'd know what I would be doing if Twilight was my sister at least.

>>30311000
oh I would too
but not if she was my fucking mom, degenerate

>>30310988
She was just a filly when she hatched him, anon. Fillies can't be mommies.

>>30310988
my older sister used to do that

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>>30311008
let me get to Equestria and we'll see about that

>>30311007
But she isn't his mom. They have no blood relation whatsoever.

>>30311019
And you want to fuck her?

>>30311039
Wow! Real life and fantasy are different! What an amazing discovery!

>>30311059
Okay, and do you want to fuck her 'in your fantasies' Anon?

>>30311076
No, because she isn't Twilight, and I'm not Spike.

>>30310968
No she's his owner.

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>>30311082
Okay so why did you bring your input into this then?
>I-it's not the same because it's a fantasy!

>>30311101
Oh, an avatarposter. Here's your last (You).

>>30311039
yes

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>>30311109
I don't think it means what you think it means Anon :^)
But thanks for the (you)

>>30311096
Slave owners used to sleep with their slaves (of other gender of course).

>>30309874

So he's just like every other greentext writer on /mlp/ then?

>>30311205
Why do you think we self-insert as him?

>>30311205
you say that like that's a bad thing

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>>30311246
He's some elitist retard whose been ree'ing about greentext stories for a while
>abloo muh green gary stu chad thundercock
>ree it's a green where anon get's laid

>>30311254
He's probably from the cuck general.

What would Spike's stories be like?

>>30311324
https://derpibooru.org/983253

>>30311324
he's a nerd
it'd be about him being a knight and saving his princess, or a super hero saving the 'love that can never be' etc
and if you want to be a tad edgier, he could write about his darkest desire and animalistic instincts, to add Rarara's butt to his hoard
To make a throne out of the most beautiful jewels he could find and let her sit on it, right on top of the mountains of golds he would've amassed over the years
actually i'd write that

>>30310336
>Does he even have a hobby?
Nerdshit.

>>30311008
Not with that attitude they can't.

>>30311546

What kind of nerdshit?

>be spike
>be 'baby dragon'
>just tall enough to be at a mare's tail height
>spends your whole life behind 6 modeling capable mares, half of them young and unused and the other three not old enough to be disgusting to look at
>they all think you're too young for that shit
>also they can't catch you looking because unlike stallions, you can control your cocks and keep them hidden
>so you simply stare at them all the time without raising any heat on your ass
>but at the same time you end up horny all the fucking time
He totally has to do something to get rid of all this tension