Pinkie Pie with a straight mane instead of a poofy one edition
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>>30300819
>filly
>>30307757
Iwtcizw
>>30307756
>not even posting the episodes
You're too lazy.
>>30307781
>still watching the show
>>30307784
>existing
Zipporwhill is basically Twist without the lisp.
Awful and ugly.
>>30307804
Zipporwhill is cute, you heathen.
>>30307804
Have you ever considered suicide?
horse panties
>>30307773
why is she rich
>>30307817
Zipp's puppy grew up so fast, unlike those Cake Twins.
>>30307835
Dogs usually grow up really fast. I'm not surprised.
Post grey horses
post bugs
>>30307841
>>30307839
Ponies too.
>>30307845
Every species except humans actually grows up pretty damn quickly.
None of the mane6 deserve their Elements anymore.
This is Sweetie Belle.
>>30307859
Why?
I may be retarded but I never noticed until now that Twilight's neck and horn grew since she became an alicorn.
>>30307859
BUT APPLEJACK
NEVER LIES
>>30307828
I wonder what Twi's panties smell like after a long day of princessing
>>30307859
None of them were ever a bastion of their element, except for Pinkie, but that's mainly because Laughter isn't even a real element, it's a pity prize so she can feel relevant.
>>30307863
Those outfits were all pretty cute and should appear again.
>>30307841
Rarity isn't grey.
>>30307890
Rarity is gray. Just like their tongues are orange.
Are you hype?
>>30307939
>The perfect pear
>>30307939
Remember when Australians thought synopsis meant tell you the whole episode from start to finish?
>>30307972
Oh yeah, that sucks. I haven't read their "synopsis", though.
>>30307980
Fucking cute.
*torpedoes into thread*
whos got the poonies
>>30307939
What time zone are those in?
/r/ CrookedTrees
>>30308004
Local times:
Ep 12 (June 20):
3:40pm Sydney Time
6:40am UK/Ireland Time
7:40am Central European Time
1:40am Eastern time
10:40 PM (June 19!) Pacific time
Ep 13 (June 21):
3:40pm Sydney Time
6:40am UK/Ireland Time
7:40am Central European Time
1:40am Eastern time
10:40 PM (June 20!) Pacific time
>>30307980
>>30307999
wow, trash.
>>30308013
/r/The_Donald
/r/f7u12
>>30308023
>1:40am Eastern time
Alright. Now I'm hype. I was afraid I'd miss seeing it live with it being on a weekday.
Anyone say for sure that they're streaming it yet?
What's that derpy site with downloadable episodes?
>>30308054
yayponies
>>30308030
stop being a retard
>>30308084
>Fluttershies
>>30308113
-y, when preceded by a consonant, conjugates to -ies in plural, nigger.
>>30308120
I challenge you to a game of Pony
I wish DJ Acid was canon
>>30308188
Not if it's a name.
>>30308188
Not when it's a name, you fucking retard.
Fluttershy is a concept.
>>30306539
>>30308257
That's a lot of books.Oh Spike is in that picture, too.
So, it seems like heart eyes are now >canon.
The EG specials were kinda fun, I hope there will be more in the future.
Also, dance magic is still absurdly cheesy and catchy. They incorporated it nicely into the episode, seems like they had it planned for a long time. I mean, it has been out there since shortly after EG3, hasn't it?
>>30308273
No idea, I only watch the show.
>>30308273
Pretty sure Dance Magic was on the dvd release of Friendship Games, so yeah it was pretty old as just the song. The video they made for it was really great though, so it was nice to see it resurrected that way and see it in a new way.
>>30308120
Rainbow Dash is a very fighty little poner
>>30308273
>EG
>canon
>>30308273
how long are the pony segments in them?
>>30308347
Not long enough to justify seeing the mutants for even 1 second
>>30308347
Just from the three specials? Wellonly Mirror Magic has them travel to Equestria, and it's only for a few minutes.
>>30308360
the shorts are like 20 minutes each, right? might watch mirror magic then
>>30308331
>posting dead memes
>>30308366
The specials are the same length as a FiM episode, so about 22 minutes. Or rather they're supposed to be that long. The versions that are posted up now have been sped up apparently, but it's almost imperceptible.
Daily Motion link here
>>30285232
How many songs are we still due in this season?
Think they'll just fill it all up during the nextnotRomeo&Julietepisode?
>>30308391
thanks
>>30308351
Don't cut yourself on that edge, kiddo
>>30308394
one maybe
It's like I told you
Only the ponelyOnly the ponely can play
Bring me the mother of all fillies.
>>30308387
Cry more.
>>30308436
THERE GOES MY FILLY
(DUN DUN DUN DUN)
THERE GOES MY HEART
hatershitters are getting antsy as of late
must be the glimmy episode btfo of them
>>30308472
That was almost a sentence, I guess.
>>30308486
Cute filly.
>>30308535
>Akatsuki Bloom lookin' fer' that dang jinchuuriki
Curious about the Equestria Girls specials airing soon but haven't kept up with the movies? Hasbro has you covered.
youtube.com/watch?v=7rVOzrf_2ac
>>30308609
No.
>>30308609
well now that they've explained the premise of eqg thoroughly...
it still sounds like complete shit
>>30308646
that pony's sass level is off the charts
>>30308671
She's very cute
Cuter than Applejack that's for sure.
And I bet her parents are still alive
>>30308636
now that's a cute plush
>>30308651
Good thing that the execution is so good then
>>30308714
With a few catchy songs here and there you really got something.
>>30308680
i honestly think strawberries taste better than apples
also i'd love to cream in her strawberry-flavored puss
>>30308765
Why is she so perfect?
>>30308781
she just dashis
>>30308781
she was born from a perfect (and very sexy) womb
>>30308781
She isn't.
>>30308861
what flavor is dashtea
>>30308863
dashie may not be perfect but she is a super cutie with a good heart
>>30308881
Shit taste detected.
>>30308879
same flavor as dashsoda
>>30308819
I really like the way her parents turned out, I would definitely like to see them show up again some time.
>>30308905
They were so great!
>>30308892
>>30308946
Have you drawn them yet?
>>30308981
She has to wake up so she can sleep again!
>>30309049
annnnd she's out
Lyra asks politely for a handjob.
>>30309106
Insert entire fist into vagina.
>>30309062
What is she always writing about in her magic book to Twilight that she ran out of pages already?
Hardee's is fucking great
and a lot more meat than McDonald's or Burger King
>>30309144
the greasy slut beats them all
>>30309138
She keeps wasting them with drawings of dicks
>>30309138
It's girl stuff, you wouldn't understand.
>>30308986
I've been drawing them a lot
Especially Windy Whistles
>>30309167
i want sunset to show me her girl stuff
>>30309187
You mean her huge dripping horsedick (female)?
>>30309178
Perky.
>>30309178
Why did you give her a second pair of eyebrows made out of rainbows?
Sunset is here and she said you guys are really weird.
>>30309199
>>30309199
Why would she have a female horsecock? She isn't even a princess.
>>30309213
Neither is Trixie
>>30309209
its rainbow fluid not eyebrows
>>30309236
i am going to kiss that mom and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>30309227
That's different. Trixie was originally a stallion.
>>30309240
Her loving husband certainly will
>>30309240
PAWS OFF THAT MOM-HORSE
>>30309262
Shut up, fuck
No one cares
>>30309291
Yeah I know
sorry
>>30309262
That's really nice.
You must have been remarkable to them for them to still talk about you.
Or they like to make fun of stupid shit you've said or done.
At best my good friends and I can still hit it off without any awkwardness after not talking for months or years. I still have to go out of my way to do that though.
I hope you feel a little special. Friendship is good.
>>30309249
We'll see how feisty he is once I suck his dick and make him cum in my mouth to get him nice and sleepy
My combat tactics are unbeatable
This is what windy whistles' VA looks like
>>30309321
>>30309337
Wow. She's really small. Do you think she needs a special mic?
>>30309368
Yeah, one that's about just waist high if you know what I mean.
>>30309337
She is a hottie with pretty feet
What if Windy Whistles was your mom?
>>30309337
She looks just as bubbly as the pone she voices.
>>30309418
I already have oneAND SHE IS NOT BIG, EXCUSE YOU
>>30309465
THICC
>>30309465
Celestia is so pretty
I could gaze at her hot face all day
>>30309465
h-her big
>>30309514
>I could gaze at her hot face all day
careful what you wish for
>>30309514
>>30309545
That was pretty neat.
>>30309556
also made her look way more dangerous than NMM
I have an urge to sniff a pony's worn socks
>>30309545
KATON: GOUKAKYUU NO JUTSU!
>>30309570
>>30309612
Man, don't you love it when fillies just start following you around and talking to you like you're friends?
>>30309612
>blank flank's moments before being sent off by train to the 'cutie mark re-assignment' camp in Hoofen-Belsen
>>30309337
F E E T S I E S
>>30309300
what was this about
>>30309700
blogpost
>>30309556
yeah it awesome
and that was the real Celestia worried about a fight
The only other time we saw that was the alt Celestia from Sombra timeline when she was ambushed
Poor Celestia, she looks so sad during both times, like she knows if she falls, ponies are done
*warps in*
*warps out*
>>30309717
>>30309144
>have to cross the chesapeake just to get to a hardee's
>>30309700
It was friendposting. Anon was giving us a friendship report.
>>30309735
>another person who live in/near the bay area
you're too close>tfw there's a hardee's less than five minutes from me
it's great
>>30309736
>Anon was giving us a friendship report.
>>30309717
Truly Celestia is the most benevolent of immortals.
>>30309612
I do so like cherry horse
>>30309755
I'm nowhere near the bay area.Double checking Google reveals that the nearest Hardee's is closer than I originally thought, but it's still pretty far away from me.
Starlight is such a slut, she makes Rarity look like a nun.
>>30309813
Still, you're within a state of me. It's weird.
>>30309775
If I could look at that face even once I would be happy
I'd write friendship reports all day
Isn't it funny how "not even watching the show" used something to be ashamed about, but now it's a point of pride?
>>30309860
>coming to the board dedicated to the show you don't watch
>proclaiming you are superior because you don't watch the show
>>30309860
Are you baiting or just retarded?
>>30309875
>>30309879
t. poochieposters
>>30309860
Kindly fuck off back to the piss senpai
>>30309860
what are you even talking about
>>30309860
Hahahahaha, no.
>>30309926pwaf
Filly needs a refill
>>30309860
maybe on the rest of the board
>>30309926
oh shit, finally a new page?
>>30309932I am forever conflicted over the subject matter (pony prostitution), but I can't help but admit he draws ponies really well.
>>30309950
>
What if the ponies are the ones posting YOU?
>>30309962
>anyone caring that much about me
>>30309860
On the rest of the board it is.
>>30309974
There are people who adore this goof.
There could well be ponies who adore you.
>>30309962
what if the ponies are here RIGHT NOW?
>>30309987
at best you'd get someone like her post about you
>>30309962
what if we're like their version of fluffy abuse
>>30310009
the original one or the abomination it turned into later on?
>>30310027
did we make fluffy abuse
or just fluffy drowned jokes about a non-character fluffy pony creature
Fillies are like grues.
>>30310009
>beardy human
>>30310040
I think we only did the "fluffy pony dies under unfortunate but funny circumstances" thing and then dropped it after a while. Never really went for the abuse shit
(You)
>>30310110
*crashes into thread*
*loads up laser gun*
https://youtu.be/rCvW2pulO6E
*shoots all the bugs*
>>30310122
twilight don't press that!
>>30310281
>*click*
>>30310296
c and l next to each other looks kinda like a d
>>30309954
Pony + prostitution = Funstitution
I can't wait until lyra turn into a massive whore that only enjoy dicks like any whore in a doujin
>>30310320
no sir I don't like it
>>30310328
Next page tag: Rape, mind break, dildo, , humillation, public toilet, cute pony, rubber duck
>>30310320
No, Bad Anon. It's only fun when it's consensual.
>>30310342
That's low-quality bait, anon.
>>30310365
Money and blackmail can make everything consensual.
Just ignore the tears of happiness
>>30310382
I don't think you know what 'consensual' means.
>>30309926
Thunderbutt is a good horse
>>30310492
>Thunderbutt
Poor pony. Cursed to have gas forever.
>>30310538
that is not what I meant
>>30310541
Too late, your words have already caused that pony a life of misery.
I want Thunderbutt to gas on me
Why are some ponies so much bigger than other ones?
>>30310588
because some ponies have penises and some ponies have vaginas
>>30310588
ponelets
>>30310588
Because they get more love and cuddles than the other ponies
>>30310595
I want to boop a pony so bad.
>>30310690
>>30310690
just be sure to ask first
>>30310705
Nope. Just gonna do it. I'll deal with the consequences later.
>>30309954
Why do you care about it being prostitution so fucking much?
>>30310738
but that is rude anon
>>30310738
I like your style
Boop first, ask questions later
>>30310739
Calm down dude, it's just an opinion. Don't kill him
>>30310739
Pony is for love and a lifetime commitment.
>>30310758
Lyra enjoying selling her body like a whore.
Everything is consensual. Nothing wrong
>>30310772
but muh morals
>>30310320
Please don't rape the fillies.
>>30310739
Because I'm a huge vanilla-loving fag who thinks ponies should be for true love, monogamy, and happily-ever-afters.Gryphons and dragons are fair game, though, what with their lust for gold.
>>30310772
She's a whore, yes a whore
A lass of myth and lore
A pontifex of oral sex
She'll ride you till you're sore
Yes, she's a whore, yes a whore
She is dear to fleet and corps
Her legs are splayed, we'll all get laid
By the whore that we adore!
I just like another lyra characterization than "raging lesbian for bonbon", "silly/idiot lyra", "LMAO HUMANS"
Straight prostitute lyra is the best lyra
Filly is sucking wieners for cuddles again. Stop her
>>30310857
Why does it have to be "raging" lesbian Lyra? Why not "comfy, subdued lesbian whose most daring public display of affection is either a kiss on the cheek or twining her tail together with Bon Bon's" Lyra?
Reminder that if a pony is mad at you, boop them and keep your finger there. Eventually they will fall asleep.
>>30310857
>can have a normal straight romance with a stallion
>the artist just turn her into a whore
*sips tea*
ahem.
Filly.
>>30310920
>Autistic screeching
>>30310907
>reee why isn't porn the porn I like
Fillies are a damage over time effect.
>>30310920
I can do one better.
Ahem.Loli.
Twilight is the biggest filly fiddler of the show.
Even bigger than rainbow dash and luna
>>30310884
I want to touch Bonbon's butt in public. With Lyra there, she would get a laugh out of it.
Pony would like to begin at the beginning.
Your filly is being baked.
>>30310939
some of that guy's stuff is really cute and some of it is disturbing
I guess that's par for the course for pony artists though
>>30310933
I just want cute and normal romance.
Not a fucking whore or even porn this time.
The straight fanart of lyra with stallions barely exist and only involve OC most of the fucking time
>>30310969
so commission it or draw it you fag. be the change you see in the world
>>30310969
It's a damn shame, but considering how autistic the fanbase is, it makes sense that after that particular headcanon calcified no one wanted to risk being sperged at.
>>30310974
That particular artist doesn't do commissions, weirdly enough.
>>30310961
Would you consider this an example of cute or disturbing?
Quest: Pet a filly.
Success: 200xp
Failure: -300 reputation with Fillies
>>30311015
Is there bonus experience for petting specific spots?
>>30311034
Yes.
>>30311015
I also took up that Anon's recommendation and I'm on book 2
Didn't even know what litrpg was but I'm hooked
I have the other books mentioned from both anons on a list saved
>>30311035
Then I'm going to pet the fuck out of her dock.
>>30310999
DFC a best.
>>30310800
This is how it should be. Ponies are for vanilla relationships and everlasting love.
Fillies are pack hunters.
>>30311144
filly version when
>>30311197
It is illegal to touch fillies
>>30311144
What does it say on her hoofbutts?
>>30311208
does this look illegal to you?
>>30311197
Just pretend it's the thumbnail.
>>30311214
That's not how you eat a baguette.
>>30311214
YES
That breadstick is NOT buttered
>>30311212Hell yes!
>>30311229
they watched you do it that way
I touched the filly and it felt good.
Filly ordered a pizza.
Filly ate all the pizza by herself.
Filly is a mooch.
Stupid filly.
>>30311307
STRAIGHT TO PONY JAIL!
>>30311371
You're too late, I already booped her. Right on her little fillyclit.
>>30311368
>Filly bought the water works
>Filly passes GO
Hey. Filly.
>>30311389
NOI IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>30311403
Silly anon, all fillies are for sexual.
enbiggen the fillies
Filly thinks it's time to blow this scene.
Get everybody and their stuff together.
Okay, three, two, one let's jam.
>>30311518
Are fillies supposed to have usb ports?
>>30311557
Fillies should be rocking Thunderbolt 3 ports.
>>30311557
It's called a vagina anon.
>>30311553
What if this stallion hit on Feather Bangs' fangirls?
>>30311582
Featherbangs would be down 3 fangirls
>>30311590
Would they push Feather Bangs out of the way and chase him?
>>30311582
Someone just post the 'you thought we were mares?' so I can just fucking kill myself already.
>>30311599
Is Moondancer upset because her diaper is full of shit?
>>30311599
Your preemptive reaction is exactly why that Anon still posts the picture whenever they're mentioned.
>>30311518
Stallions are ugly and smelly.
Fillies are the best.
>>30311632
Well, there's no need to state the obvious.
Your waifu is an anthro now.
What do you do?
>>30311646
>>30311632
Stand the fuck back, I think I found a compromise.
>>30311646
I'd be hard pressed to not love her regardless of form, and I don't think anthro would be a breaking point.
>>30311646
boop her anthro snootle
Are fillies for abuse?
>>30311646
>>30311667
Yes.
Don't let the filly get away!
>>30311669
You'd rather kill yourself than have an anthro waifu?
>>30311667
Fillies were made to be loved.
>>30311651
I found a better compromise
>>30311677
Are fillies for forcing to do manual labor?
>>30311674
I haven't asked for much in this life
I just want a pony waifu
>>30311681
Define manual labor.
>>30311691
Like pulling a plow. You know, things a horse would do.
>>30311691
Watering the flowers.
Folding laundry.
Setting the table.
Cleaning their room.
Filly said fo shizzle my nizzle.
>>30311715
FILLY WILL STOP THAT MID 2000'S NONSENSE RIGHT NOWI don't want to remember talking like that, or that other people talked like that in real life for a while.
>>30311697
>>30311701
Then no. The only labor a filly should have is when giving birth.
>>30311724
Filly will insteadmake you remember all of the dumb and/or cringey shit you did as a teenager/tween/whatever in the middle of the night.ALL OF IT.
>>30311724
Filly is bringing it back.
My nizzle.
>>30311725
>fillies giving birth
>>30311729
7 years later, pretty sure I still do most of that shit.
>>30311737
F-FOR SHEEZY MY NEEZY CUZ I KEEP IT SO REEZY IN THE HEEZY, YA FEEZY?LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID
>>30311646
>She's not my waifu at that point, so purge the abomination
>>30311758
Anthro's not that bad.
>>30311769
>>30311518
>>30311769
>>30311802
I miss that show
Shimmy tbqh
Anyone else losing interest in the show?
>>30311858
I haven't watched the show since season 3 desu desu. Lost interest a long time ago.
>>30311858
>>30311865
Yet here you are
Very ecks dee
>>30311865
Then why are you still here? The shitposting can't be that entertaining.
>>30311646
How anthro doe
>>30311870
>>30311872
Crazy as it sounds, it's like an addiction for me. I just can't leave this place and I don't know why.The shitposting is a lot of fun though.
>>30311858
nah
>>30311858
I can't say yes because the show has maintained a decent level of quality overall since, shit, I'd even say the 1st season.
I'll give S3 a dip because it was so short tho.
IT BEGINS
>>30311950
I wonder how far you could go with an oblivious Dash before she realized you were being lewd
I want to rub a little filly's wings.
Havent watched the show in so long, sorta dropped it. last time i watched it was a few random eps from season 6. Its summer i have became a neet since i just graduated college and have nothing better to do, should i get back into it?
>>30311858
I was
but the Scootadash episode and Celestial episode really made this season for me
Trixie, too, it's just those other two I like more. All the other eps are boring, so if you don't like my fav eps then I can't blame you.
>>30312066
Yeah. S6 might not be as good as S5, but it's still entertaining. And the finale was great.
>>30312066
If you have nothing better to do, why not? You can always stop if you get tired of watching pony.
>>30311950
what a cute couple
>>30312084
>S6
oh I forgot this was S6
those Hasbro execs literally saw the Community 6 seasons and a movie meme and actually went through with it
the absolute madmen/women
>>30312066
I'm going back to school
How does having the degree feel like? Is it worth it? My other certificates look real shiny
>>30312107
doesnt feel like anything tbqh, my degree is in aircraft tech, i mean for me it is worth it, not sure about your program.
>>30312102And S8 got confirmed some months ago.
>>30312128
Performaning Arts.No I'm working on EE. I'm my case, I guess it's the license that should be the trophy
dwk I masturbate to your videosand I'm a girl
Filly wants to learn the tuba.
>>30312224
no filly of mine will be playing a nerd instrument
>>30312205
I masturbated to this post
>>30312231
>dad played tuba
>mom was a flag girl
>it was predetermined then and there that I would grow up into an autistic retard
at-..uh..atleast I'm not fat
>>30312322
Did your dad play mom's tooba?
>>30312322
Remember when Maud didn't exist and Pinkie's sister didn't even have canon names? Weird times.
>>30312383
sisters*
>>30311646
I'm not an autistic fag so I love her regardless
>>30312383
Remember when Maud was Clyde
>>30311646
Go grab a tub of crisco because it's fisting time!
Smug filly.
>>30312311
>tfw been flicking it for the past hour to EQG songs
why can I only get off to music
>>30312461
Oh
It's the OC with the orca eye things
>>30312461
She just lets her tail and mane drag on the ground like that
it must be so dirty
Post OC fillies.
>>30312510
It's what happens when you don't have finger slaves to braid it for you.
>>30312461
I want tolickher weird eyebrows.
>>30312520
>>30312510
That just means she needs to be carried everywhere so she doesn't get dirty.
>>30312531
I'd rathercum onthem.
>>30312520
>>30312520
>>30312635
how do i control my burning desire to touch the pony butt
>>30311858
No. But it's sad to not have anyone to talk about.
>>30312645
Just give in. Touch the butt.
>>30312645
touch your own butt and pretend you're touching a ponies one.
>>30312669
Dammit Rarity, now you got the fillies started!
>>30312689
I mustn't
>>30312715
You must.
>>30312739
I'm gonna need legal consent from her guardian to touch that one
>>30312704What would be her reaction if I kissed her while she's awooing?
>>30312750
>dude I'm not a faggot
>>30312750
>"""her"""
>>30312747
Go on, give it a touch. She won't tell.
>>30312750
Blushing and flustered stammering.
>>30312760
Hey, it sounds like a girl, looks like a girl, and it's got a vagina, right?
>>30312760
No dick, no worries.
>>30312784
no amount of filly hormones pumping through my blood would be me actually want to get kissed by some greasy fat anon
>>30312811
I like the 2 where 2 of the fillies are fighting over a booze bottle and the next one has them all sleeping but one of them is cuddled up with the bottle.
>>30312811
Why is that filly licking his arm?
>>30312824
she's on the analytical salt detection unit
>>30312824
Fillies are very licky.
>live in ponyville
>see ponies you know from the show
what do
>>30312873
Rainbow Dash!
RAINBOW DASH OVER HERE
I'MYOURBIGGESTFANDASHHH
>>30312884
>[HEAVY BREATHING]
>"HIIIIIIIIIII, KEVIN"
>>30312231
what about flugelhorn? that's a pretty rad instrument
the prince of the crystal empire used to play
>>30312884
dash loves her fans
look at fuckin' bon bon's outfit
>>30312895
go to bed Pinkie
>>30312908
it's cute when the fillies are her fans but it's a little weird when grown mares and stallions do it
I mean, what kind of grown adults would be fans of something that little kids are into?
>>30312908
>that bonbon cutiemark
>>30312908
oh yeah
I forgot ponies liked rainbow dash
>>30312952
especially Noi
>>30312960
I want to have a cute filly fan.
>>30312960
Unicorns have it easy when it comes to writing things.
Poor Cheerilee
ponies and their adorable self-made cosplays
i love details like this, it makes the world seem more real
>>30312982
haha look at that crappy one the stallion made out of a blanket and a beanie
>>30312977
poor cheerilee? think of the earth pony nurses
>>30312982
>>30312977
It must be hell to get chalk dust out of her coat.
>>30312982
i like how twi has the most accurate one
she is such a cute dork
>>30312982
fuckin laugh at the taped on witch hat pony everytime
>>30312996
i volunteer to groom her
and massage her
and give her orgasms
>>30312982
https://youtu.be/qVw4Ew_JzFo
>uploaded 11 years ago
holy fucking shit
I'm going pone!
>>30313011
I'm sure she'll appreciate it.
>>30313020
>>30313020
don't leave me
how can i lucid dream that i'm making sweet love to this pony
>thread up since this morning
I honestly figured I'd have more to read between work and E3.
>>30313048
Eat a bunch of jalapenos before bed
>>30307756
Let's talk about maresand filliesand how much we want to breed them.
>>30313096
paleface greenman want make heap foals with squaw mare
>>30312982
Oh god
one of them has a bunch of tin cans tied to his cloak, instead of bells.
I feel like trash
can we get some sunhorse up in here?
>>30313122
Lady Legasus is so fucking hot
>>30313138
Here you are Anon.
I want to push my face between musky, damp pony buttcheeks
>>30313052
You can alwaysread a book.
>>30313099
Is there any other purpose for native mares than breeding?
>>30313161
Of course, anon. Slavery.
I mean breeding as WELL but they can work your fields too.
>>30313165
pregnant mares can't work the fields as well though
>>30313096
I want to breed this filly!
>>30313161
She's cute.
>>30313169
So you don't keep all of them gravid all the time. Geez, it's like you've never run a plantation or something.
>>30313179
I'm just an aspiring pony plantation owner, I only have a few fillies operating a backhoe right now
>>30313171
But that filly doesn't have a womb.
But what about non-fillies?
>>30313241
alright, them too
>>30313172
agree
russians are doing a great job
>>30313280
my favorite ponies are the cute slutty ones
>>30313281
>Gabby shakes her ass right in your face
What do?
>>30313290
slap it as hard as I can
>>30313290
tell her to sit the fuck downon my face
>>30313372
do not sexual the gabster
>>30313384
I wanna pet that catbird.
>>30313288
>>30313384
She does it herself, though.
Don't move.
>>30313426
>step outside to have a smoke
>feel something on my hand
>figure it's probably ashes
>take a drag
>notice it's a moth
>flail around like an autist on fire
>>30313437
(you)
>>30313437 (are) (a) (faggot)
Noice
>>30313138
>>30313457
I need to pull on her ponytail.
Don't bully Rarity
I want to put Scootaloo into an arranged marriage
>>30313514
with whom?
>>30313527
Doug Rarity is so lucky to have such a nice and down-to-earth wife
>>30313534
look at that tuft window
>>30313536
She's going to show her humantuft to the whole world and nobody will stop her
>>30313543
>tufty twily gives you a titjob.
>her chest floof tickles and rubs at your knob.
>>30313543
>human tufts
>>30313527
>>30313534
>Rarity and Appul are the best humans too
Can't stop perfection
Another Con on the way out it looks like.
>not pony
>>30313138
I heard someone asking for sunhorse and I came as fast as I could
then I washed my hands and came here
>>30313582
>Pank
>>30313627
Pinkie would have the perkiest little nips
>>30313580
>the brony fandom is shrinking
Huh, really? It looked like it was actually getting bigger.
Good news! Now we can go back to enjoy pony ourselves without sharing threadspace with other subhumans!
please do not suckle on pinkie's nipples
unless she's cool with it of course
>>30313637
What
>>30313437
excellent
>>30313637
there is no way in hell the fandom (in terms of numbers and enthusiasm) is bigger today than any day in 2013.
>>30313650
AJ still likes anal sex the most in my heart.
>>30313650
this meme is stupid and forced
I wish it'd just stay on derpibooru and be done with it
>>30313657
but we just had a princessode
>>30313673
>but we just had a princessode
So?
>>30313690
It had Celestia in it
speaking, too.
That's enough to make most of humanity explode into confetti in my opinion
>>30313699
But I thought Luna was the brony princess.
>>30313703
who gives a shit about luna the gaymer princess
the sun is what you need to survive
the moon is just there to maybe put a bunch of solar panels to beam energy down at earth
>>30313708
>who gives a shit about luna
People that want their characters to actually have character and don't base their love for a specific character on incest fantasies I guess
>>30313723
>incest fantasies
You've made a powerful enemy today my friend.
>>30313748
>that arc
Does she have a dick?
>>30313759
You do you ask?
Want to compare sizes?
>>30313764
>You do you
FUCK
>>30313810
Twilight is pretty
>>30313818
Pretty dorky
>>30313818
I want to eat burgers with her.
>>30313662
maybe all 3 of these mares love to get their back doors filled with cock and cum
>>30313823
I want to eat Twilights "burger"
https://derpibooru.org/1460407
>Like, boys and stuff! Amirite, anon?
>>30313830
Rarity is a virgin.
>>30313844
well of course she's a vaginal virgin
that anus has been thoroughly used, though
which only makes it looser and easier to pleasure yourself with
I'm so glad we got rid of all the tables in the Rarity department
>>30313839
is that really the best place for a beverage?
she's gonna get cold butt
What does pony unf to?
>>30313853
But she'll never shit like other ponies again.
>>30313860
>>30313860
>>30313860
What's in a map?
>>30313839
Oh yes. The famous derpy diamond.