Short reminder that mares would rather be bred by griffons

>They prefer barbed penis the size of your thumb

Ouch. Literally.

>>30299535
Aren't their dicks, like, half an inch or something.

>>30299888
Looks like I'm visiting the griffins.

>>30299919
>Anon visits the griffons for day bird puss.
>They've crowned him king within the week.

>>30299888
Fandom portrays them a well-endowed and without barbs.

>>30299936
The fandom portrays human cocks as two feet long.

>>30299936
Yeah, and it's wrong.

>>30299919
I think their vaginas are also really shallow, so you'd have to be super careful you don't rip her puss apart.

>>30299959
Doesn't matter, griffin males breeding mares is the new hot thing among artists.

>>30299968
I'm an artist and why wasn't I told. Did we hold another meeting? I swear to god if it was another circlejerk.

>>30299968
That's nice. Still wrong.

>>30299968
I thought the hot thing was zebras right now? You know, for the whole interracial thing.

>>30299976
You are not an artist then.

>>30299987
Still but griffins are dominating.

>>30300065
Oh, so you're one of those guys. Listen pal it's not my fault your fetish doesn't get warrented enough attention you're just not flashing enough cash. It's people like you why I draw Nyx in the first place.

>>30299987
>>30299968
Why can't the "new hot thing" just be some nice solo masturbation stuff. Everyone likes that.
We don't even have any male griffons anyway except the grandpa.

>>30299566
>>30299888
Where are you getting this information?

>>30300096
Their back halves are lion.

Okay, I've tried all the image searches for this thing, and they've all come up with nothing. So...

Sauce?

>>30300096
Dude, every one knows that Cats have barbed dicks just like Ducks have Corkscrews and so on. Know your dicks mate.

>>30300096
Cat dicks.

>>30299566
>>30300120
>>30300110
>>30300100
The barbs on catdicks are soft and don't hurt.
Sauce: http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=589740

>>30300092
Nah, we have Gustave Le Grande too.

>>30300146
I already knew the barbs being painful was a meme, but they are hilariously tiny.

>>30300146
Ok but why do they have them to begin with?

>>30300155
Think it helps trigger ovulation in females or something?

>>30300150
So are monkey/ape dicks; even gorillas have dicks 1-2 inches long. Once a species becomes intelligent and starts fucking for pleasure, dick size starts going up.

Also I couldn't find an actual measurement for lion dicks, but according to this http://www.definition-of.com/penis+size tiger dicks are pretty huge.

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>Small penis
>Shit stamina
Literally the worst of both worlds.

Humans have stamina that beats horses and cats(even if they are a one pump chump).
And Horses have size, but even then you can argue that half of it doesn't matter since they dont insert past the medial ring.

>>30300146
Sorry, but wrong. Have you ever seen cats mate before? It's pretty painful for the female. Of course you wouldn't feel the same thing on your tongue.

>>30300164
Or the fact that size doesn't matter if it will literally fucking kill you.

>>30300167
As in smash in your cervix and tear apart your uterus while turning your ovaries into scrambled eggs.

>>30300155
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_spines
Scientists think it helps trigger ovulation. In at least one species, it's believed to lock mating couples together. In some species it even appears to increase pleasure.
But that's basically all speculation and even the people who study this shit aren't completely sure.

>>30299535
>Short reminder
>short

kek

>>30300165
The person in that forum literally compares it to cotton.
Regardless, once griffons gained sentience and started to fuck for pleasure, males with softer barbs would fuck and pass on their genes more.

>>30300193
this is not how it works

>>30300203
Explain why humans have bigger dicks than monkeys then.

>>30300165
Cats do that shit without even being penetrated; it's literally their mating call.

>>30300209
>MeOw MeOw MeOw! It hurts!
>Is that some fresh pussy I hear callin' out to me?

>>30300162
You do realize we have smaller testicles than other apes though, right? And that baboons are closer to our dick size but are way dumber than great apes?

>it's a 'real animals have smaller dicks and less stamina than us humans, so of course these magical talking cartoon creatures would follow the same logic' thread

This could have just been left to die with little replies.

>>30300235
It's because it's fun to imagine being dropped into a world of easy-to-please mares where you're a sex god.

>>30300235
Going by cartoon logic, they don't have any genitalia. Now that isn't fun, is it?

>>30299535
Correct and they prefer yaks most of all. The stallions are huge fans of humans though with diamond dogs right behind.

>>30300267
This desu

Yeah, well, neither of them exists, so, big deal.

>>30300179
I love when scientists still cannot work out things you would think are basic. Reminds me there is still plenty of mystery in the world.

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>>30300263

>>30300290

>>30300193
>once griffons gained sentience and started to fuck for pleasure, males with softer barbs would fuck and pass on their genes more.
That makes a lot of sense. I think it would take quite a while though since there are likely plenty of things to take into account with far more weighting then dick pleasure.

>>30300235
Oh, I'm sorry. There's not exactly any lore on genitalia in this children's cartoon. Truly we're silly dumb dumbs for doing something simple and intuitive like having horse junk work like horse junk and cat junk work like cat junk. Clearly the reasonable thing to assume is that they have hyper barbed knotted cocks. Or maybe they reproduce by budding, it's fantasy after all.

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>>30300081
oh, now I feel less special.

Griffin on mare seems to be very popular.

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>>30299535
>short reminder
hey that's the perfect allusion to OP being a faggot!

>I should care
m8 I fap to literally anything, whether it's human cock crushing pony puss or ahuizotl
is this a new cuck meme?
should I feel bad for not being a retarded jewish catbird?

>>30299535
short reminder that your weird flavor of the week fetish is literally memetically worthless as it doesn't even encompass .01% of all sexualized art made.
You aren't doing anything other than wasting time and money.

Big Barbed Cock

>tfw you and your burd friend will never run around making mares uncomfortable by wagging your dicks in their faces and demanding they say which one they'd prefer

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>>30299535
>>30299919
Someone needs to give those catbutts some attention

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>>30299535

Oh please, most ponies wouldn't want to be caught dead with one of those assholes.

>>30301346
>catvagoos
for what purpose
horsepuss is so much better

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>>30301464

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>>30301478
oh but please, do show me where I'm wrong
I'll be the first to praise the catpuss if you somehow convince me it's better than those plump lips, this big heart shaped pearl winking to show how happy she is and this abundance of love juice.

>>30301482
because it's griffon pussy. There's no explanation needed.

>>30301482
>not wanting to fuck a supernatural creature
pleb

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>>30301539
I expected as much

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>>30301543
but I do want to fuck my talking horse Anon
but I still fail to see how griphin puss comes even close to pony anatomy

>>30301555
>Wanting a smelly oversized vagina from a beast of burden

gross

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>>30301561
whew, good argumentation right there, you sure as hell showed me wrong
no way I get hard from pony puss ever again!

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>>30299535
That's ok, considering that the crossbreed between a griffon and a horse equals a horse with claws, wich is fine by me unlike the abominations that would spawn if a pony gets pregnant by the sperm of a human

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>>30301577
What kind of assbackwards faggot bait is this

>>30299535
That's fine. I prefer to smash some eldritch abomination pussy and live a life with Lovecraftian waifu

>tfw no lovecraftian waifu irl

>>30300171
I have never been more turned on by a sentence.

>>30299535
>"My boyfriend is as majestic as an eagle and regal as a lion!"
"Uh-huh."
>"He's got powerful claws and a massive wingspan!"
"I see."
>"He's a predator, Anon!"
"And he's my lunch."

>>30300293
The more you learn about the world, the more you realize you don't know.

>You will never be a griffon
>You will never knot inside Gilda with your massive griffon dick

Why live?

>>30301643
>knots
Fucking furfag.

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>>30301643
>griffon
>knot
catbird dicks are barbed, retard

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>>30301587
Are you implying that a satyr is better than a hipogriff?

>It's an "Anon thinks he can compete with his mutilated dick" thread

>>30299535
According to who? Fuck off Idiot.

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>>30299535
>girls like the bad boys/assholes trope
>griffons in the mlp universe fit this stereotype perfectly
>mares flock (pun intended) to the horny catbirds and they greedily take them, much like how they show greed with currency
Yeah I could see this happening.
Now I wanna draw some porn once I finish writing this college essay, what has my life come too?

>>30301643
>massive
hahaha

>>30301674
but they are because they're half humans, ergo; better
funny you should use this pic, faggot

>>30299535
Considering lion dicks are smaller than your thumb, doubtful.

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>>30301690
A satyr is equine from the waist down, human from the waist up
A hippogriff is equine from the waist down, eagle from the waist up

One flies, the other one doesn't, ergo; better

>>30301723
>flying is better than having a brain
lol
you're right, I still can't understand why pigeons aren't ruling over us yet
they're so much better than us

>>30301723
Not him, but a satyr has the penis size of a horse with the stamina of a human. Best of both worlds. And a hipogryf can give you a blow job due to it's beak.

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>>30301723
>my satyr daughteru doesn't have wings because her mother is an alicorn
Good try

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>>30301733
>>flying is better than having a brain
Birds aren't that stupid, specially pidgeons
And I don't recall Gilda or any other griffon behaving like a ''stupid bird'', let alone like a wild animal

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>>30301808
They are the niggerjews of Equestria.

>>30301808
Holy shit, imagine how easy it would be to conquer the griffons - all we'd need to do is throw towels over their heads to convince them it's night. Then raid their kingdom while they're all asleep.

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>>30301826
>implying that us humans are any better

>>30301808
>their whole civilization is going down because of their greed
>all the griffins we saw until now are dumb bitches, save for that baker
idk Anon, I haven't see no bird making a rocket or driving a car yet

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>>30301831
Not an argument.
Also I dont see them surfing on the gryphonweb or even the ponynet.

>>30301831
>b-but humans are mean and evil and blablabla
get your weeb edge out of my board faggot
birds are retarded because their brains are as developed as lizards

>>30301741
Pound & Pumpkin Cake

>>30301623
Anon that would kill her. She would die in agony.

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>>30301881
>Anon that would kill her
>She would die in agony

>>30300386
>dumb dumbs
You have to be 18 or older to post here, junior.

>>30301968
shut up, poopbutt

>>30300107
It's actually not really that cropped anyway.

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/2/1/1352455__explicit_artist-colon-meggchan_oc_oc-colon-ganix_oc-colon-liz_oc+only_ahegao_anal_anal+creampie_balls_blushing_canine+penis_claws_colored+pupi.png

>>30301733
Nigga they're getting smarter by the fucking day, in cities i've seen them starting to use the traffic crossings with the crowds of people.

>>30301968
no need to be such a meanie pant faggot

>>30299535

Short reminder that the women on the way to Berlin didn't want to breed with soviet soldiers either.

>>30301869
Not satyrs.

Get cucked monkey fags.

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>>30302524
They're all practically some OC whores so who cares.

>>30302534
Griffin on mares surpasses human on mare massively by quality and upvotes.
People would rather see mares banged by griffins than by some filthy human.

>>30299535

Of course they do.

Humans aren't real to ponies, and vice versa.

>>30302524
>>30302818
>being this proud to be a cuck

>>30302818
>Griffin on mares surpasses human on mare massively by quality and upvotes..
Show us some or GTFO

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>this thread
>implying mares would pick the cat micropenis over the HMD
>implying they would pick sharp,rough claws and talons over soft,smooth,hairless hand than can give massages like nothing else
>implying they would pick the sharp,pointy beak instead of the soft,smooth,wet human lips
>implying they would want to be beaten into submission instead of cuddled into bed

>>30302867
You mad monkeyfag?

>>30302818
People don't want to remember that humans is the reality we have to put up with. They prefer fantasising about other species maybe.

>>30302888
Nah, I'm happy that I'm not a beta faggot like you.

Racemixing is sickening

>>30302882
Though it they want it, humans can do "beat into submission" with the best of them.

>>30302894
So basically pussies.

"Griffin>Human" the average thought of a pony mare.

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>>30303707
>Griffin>Human

>>30302936
>>>/pol/

>>30303707
[Citation needed]

>>30303665
>board so dead he has to bump an obvious shitpost thread

>>30303755
be nice to OP

>>30303773
nah, op can take his slut oc's and his weird griffon fetish (seriously, once this dies down a bit more we need to ban all griffon fans, they are cancer) and fuck off.

>>30303785
What OC?

>>30303730
>Hippogriffs

>>30301968
Too bad there's not a rule prohibiting autists unable to tell when they're being patronized from posting.

>>30302958
We are very very good at it.
In the sexual sense, the nonsexual sense and the abstract sense.

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>people admitting that they're fine with letting griffons take all the puss puss

Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with griffons

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>>30307720
>>30308382
so what do you guys call male griffins? do you still call them bulls?

have you prepped yours yet?

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>>30307765
Wrong. If they're taking my mares then I'm taking their hens.

>>30299566
>>30299888
>>30299925
>>30300110
>>30300120
>>30300150
>>30300164
>>30300205
>>30300301
We can do whatever we want with them
They're not real

>>30303707
They wouldn't even know what a human is because there aren't any in ponyland, cuck. Or is that the ultimate cucking for you?

>>30308849
>implying they will even feel your non-barbed penis

>>30308973
Considering it's not a thumb sized lion cock I'd say they'll feel it just fine. It might even be a bonus that it's not stabbing their insides.

>an entire thread arguing about dicks
Good morning, /mlp/

>>30303721
>hurr durr if u dont like the idea of creating idenityless mongrel mutts, fug off to /pol/ :DDD

>>30308973
You must be pretty gay to want to talk about dicks all day, OP. Oh wait...

>>30309019
Your're right, you don't belong in /pol/.

>>>/r/eddit

There you go! :^)

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>>30302936
Racemixing is adorable.

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>>30309054
So cute

>>30309035
Oh yeah, that place people get told to go back to for no rhyme or reason

simply ebin

>>30309054
Racemixers are disgusting traitors and deserve death for polluting the world with their miscegenation

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>>30309079
>polluting
A man/pone hybrid sounds pretty miraculous and magical to me.

>>30309018
see
>>30300295

Why would a mare let an human mount her? They find humans repulsive!

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>>30309338
kek
how absolutely silly

>>30309338
Flash is a pretty good indication that they don't. Tbqh.

>>30303785
>Getting so butthurt at other people's preferences in fictional cartoon characters that you want them banned

imagine being this mad

>>30299535
So is there any with a female Griffon and a Colt by any chance?

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>>30309771
Would humanized work?

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>>30309771
>>30309804
How about griffoness and dragon instead?

>>30309804
Might as well. Go ahead.

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>>30309771
>>30309804
>>30309814
This is pretty cute, right?

>>30309814
Just as good.

>>30309822
Definitely.

>>30302818
the true superior genra is mare on stallion and coltdom anyway

>>30309822
>>30309804
>You will never cuddle Gilda

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>>30309946
Feels bad, man.

>>30309895
Better than humans.

>>30309804
>no hooves

ayy YOOOOO

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Reminder that human boys are for stallions

>>30310887
Gay

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>>30299535
>>30310887
>cuck shit and faggot indoctrination
I didn't know I was on retard9k

>>30308948
This goes both ways though. If people want them to have a shitty cat cock so they can shit OP then that's what they want.

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>>30310944
Pretty sure it's one b8ing shitposter famalam.

Post breeding.

>>30310887
I'd get in if at least one of them was a mare.
I want kids

>>30311200
Still gay

>>30311833
Well yeah
my balls would slap so hard against theirs that the neighbors would call the ponice twice every nights
But I'd take it out right before coming, shove it down the second brother's throat to clean it up and then dump my load deep inside their's sister baby factory

>>30299535
Is this the new BLACKED MEME?
Because that shit is really fucking stupid, and only works against the hyper insecure 14, year olds on /r/the_donald (aka /,pol/)

>>30311979
>nu-/mlp/ isn't filled with underage /b/tards and /v/irgins
do you even browse this fucking board

>>30311991
This board is dead and cancer, I only post my own threads here one in a while

>>30311914
Correct plan.

>>30311979
Cuck.

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>>30311200
>i want kids
>implying satyrs are canon

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>>30313997
>it's a 'dantefag gives his opinion on anything like it matters' episode

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>>30314326
>its „a rara lover believes somebody cares what he thinks” episode

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>>30314336

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>>30314341

This board is an absolute playground for trolls because none of you fuckers knows how to ignore them and carry on smartly.

Keep it up, it's fun.

>>30314352
Sure

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>>30313997
Did someone say satyrs?

>>30314352
you're so legion, kid.

>>30314352
>I'm just pretending to be retarded

>>30313997
Well neither are humans.

>>30301853
actually they aren't you fucking tool. they aren't as developed as mammals in some ways but birds have evolved to care for their young 90% of the time which means they have ruthlessly optimized lizardbrain intelligence. theyre far from hopeless.

>>30315334
Season 9: Introduction of the Human Empire.

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>>30315348
wow you're right!
they're actually super smart!
I'm sure if we left the planet and let everything as is, the birds would soon take control and even evolve in another spacefaring civilization!

>>30315371
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_intelligence

Birds are pretty smart, breh

>>30315394
if they were we wouldn't be here, brah

>>30315371
>>30315400
this is either some low quality b8 or a middleschooler

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>>30315413
>b-birds are smart!
>look at this one, he can memorize which button to press to get biscuits!

>>30315413
Probably both.

>>30315452
probably both

>>30300278
Haha you fucking idiot thats my fetish

>>30306180
What episode has those? I don't remember those in the universe that already combines griffons and ponies, so I am inclined to reject your "evidence."

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Hell, I'd rather be bred by a Griffon than by another human. What's your point, OP?

>>30315936
Movie

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>>30299976
GODDAMIT GREG READ THE FUCKING MEMOS!