Pinkie Pie is the best pony of all, she is the greatest one and

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>>30293084
Delete yourself

>>30293084
Mudponies smell like dirt, sweat and horseshit

>>30293084
>tfw you have a mother similar to Ponk
that feel when you don't love her
inb4 then she is a retard/obnoxious cunt?, I want to fuck your mom and you are an ingrate bitch for not liking your mom if she is actually like Ponk

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>>30293084
You're waifu a cute.

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>>30293093
>posting any Nicktoon
Autistic, at least you could be a fucking CN kid
>>30293100
Autistic
>>30293101
Uhhh...
>>30293112
Yes she is the cutest!

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Bump for Pinkie

>>30293084
She's far from best pony. She's lucky enough that she isn't worst pony.

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>>30294117
>She's far from best pony.
But she kinda is

>>30294150
She isn't. It takes a lot more than being cute.

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>>30294154
Hahahaha. Then humor me, who IS best pony?

>>30294188
No one.

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>>30294201
What a cop out

There any Pinkie greentexts?

>>30295047
>"Hi Nonny!"
>H..Hi Pinkie
>"Ooooh, so I have the greatest ass in Equestria huh?"
>I..I didn't say that Pinkie
>Pinkie shoves her ass in your face
>"NOW EAT IT NONNY, EAT IT OR I'LL KICK YOUR BALLS HAHAH JUST KIDDING, OR WAS I?"
>O-Ok Pinkie

Did I do good

>>30295380
I kept this tab open for an hour
you've convinced me to close it

>>30295393
So I didn't do good? I'm trying to become a writer

>>30295469
It was short and humorous. It was actually alright, but I expected a link or something.

>>30295478
>but I expected a link or something.
this please, I could use some comfy right now I don't really have any preferences, solo, romance (x Anon or shipping I don't really mind) I just need something to ride out this fucking annoying emotional rut

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>>30293311
Ponkfag reporting but
>Immotherfuckingplying CN is in any way better than or equal to Nick in this day and age

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>>30295872
Finally a Ponkfag
>>Immotherfuckingplying CN is in any way better than or equal to Nick in this day and age
Nick has what, The Loud House? A single good show after decades of nothing? Come on man, I don't even like any current CN shows but I gotta say they have a better track record in recent history

I love Pinkie more than anything

>>30293100
I think you accidentally typed what you smell like champ.

>>30293084
Ponks is not my fave but I think shes sexy and would be great in bed and has a nice ass and in my headcanon she has the plumpest rump of the mane six.

>>30297092
I want to kiss her on the asshole

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>>30297321

>>30297321
I'd munch her confettibox until she squees creamy frosting out her babymaker.

Made some Pinkie Pie music. My Pinkie Pie tulpa loves it. Here's the video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKsDLKCczI8 - and here's the track by itself - https://soundcloud.com/reclusive-tulpa/pinkies-pentagram. I love this little mare so much.

>>30294408
He is right, all them are flawed and since the show has exagerated those flaws in recent seasons, they would be insuferable females to actually share your live with.
At this point Junebug and Carrot top seem like better choices simply because they haven't touched them.

>>30295478
This was just posted in /flutterrape/. It's pretty comfy.

https://pastebin.com/3k5dVBWr

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I want to stick it in ponk's pink.
>mfw she's not real

>>30300534
Holding on for VR and a pony fuck robot?
Or at least an AI like in "Her"

>>30300540
too impatient for that. Making a tulpa instead

>>30300771
don't forget to make a Jackie Chan one for protection

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I agree with you anon, she is indeed the best pone. The cutest as well.

>"I think he's homesick. He's just been sitting there, staring off into space. I've tried to talk to him, but he just says I don't understand him. Then he makes rude and anatomically impossible suggestions."
>"Hmmm, a tough one, eh?"
>"I thought if anyone could snap him out of him, you could, so if you could give it a try?"
>She giggles cheerfully.
>"Leave everything to me, Twilight!"

>You are Anon, and fuck this place.
>You were certain that if you jumped into that interdimensional portal thingie at the Science Fair, nothing would happen.
>The Universe has a sick sense of humor.
>The crazy thing worked, and now you're stuck in this rural hellhole.
>There's no internet, there's no nightlife, and there's no other people around.
>Just these miniature, candy-colored, talking donkeys.
>And a baby dragon, apparently.
>Okay, they were very friendly and they provided for you, but you miss your old life terribly, and in lieu of a huge bender (cider just doesn't cut the mustard) you'd gone off to have a sulk.
>Going on nearly a week now.
>Fuck this place.
>Suddenly Pinkie Pie.
>"Watcha doin'?"
"Zip. Zilch. Diddly. Bupkus. Nada. Fuck-all."
>"Sounds boring. Let's go do something!"
"I'm too tired to do anything. No wait, I'm too depressed to be tired."
>She moves closer to you. "I know a cure for all of that!"
"Just leave me alone."
>She steps closer to you once more, invading your personal space.
>"Final warning Nonny, if you don't stop being such a stick-in-the-mud-"
"Go fuck yourself."
>And with that, Pinkie Pie leans in and presses her soft, fuzzy lips against your cheek, and plants a big wet smacker there.
>You, good sir, are frankly shocked.
"What the hell was that?!!"
>She giggles.
>"It was a kiss, Nonny!" She bats her eyelids coquettishly at you. "Don't tell me you've never been kissed before?"
>By way of emphasizing her point, she leans in and does it again.
"Of course I have! Cut it out!"
>This provokes a third kiss as she invades your personal space further still.

>>30300963

>You could swear there was some tongue in that last one, as you start to get up.
"Alright, I'm outta here."
>Pinkie pie hooks both of her forelegs over your shoulders.
>"Nope! You had your chance!"
>You can't stand up now, and she plants another wet kiss on your lips this time.
"Bleah! Pony germs! I've been poisoned!"
>Pinkie has the advantage now and she presses it, shifting her weight and bearing you down to the ground beneath her.
>"You want to be a stick-in-the-mud? Well, sticks get licks!"
>This time she sticks out her tongue and licks your cheek.
"GROSS!"
>You squirm, but she uses her body weight to keep you pinned to the ground and licks your other cheek.
"PINKIE, STAHP!"
>Another lick right across your face forces you to clamp your lips shut, for fear of Pinkie Pie taking additional liberties with you.
>You flail trying to get away.
>"Say 'uncle'!"
"What?"
>She licks your face again.
>"Say 'uncle'!"
>You struggle defiantly.
"Fuck off!"
>Just as you had feared, she takes advantage of your open mouth this time, and her soft, wet tongue invades, chasing yours around for what seems like an eternity.
>She finally withdraws, leaving you covered in pony slobber and gasping for breath.
>"Say it!"
>She sticks her tongue out again, just to make the point.
"ALRIGHT! UNCLE!"
>"You want to do something else now or do you want more?"
"UNCLE! Anything, just KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!"
>"Okay!" she sing-songs cheerfully and gets off of you, extending a fore hoof to help you to your feet.
>You stand, wiping off your face as best you can.
>"C'mon! Let's go to Sugarcube Corner and get a snack!"
>You seriously consider telling her to get stuffed, but she makes a kissy face at you and you relent.
"Fine. Let's go."
>"Okee-dokee-lokee!"
>Pinkie Pie starts hopping towards Ponyville's pastry shop with you in tow, passing a furiously blushing purple alicorn along the way.
>"Like I said, just leave everything to me!"
>"S-s-sure, Pinkie." Twilight Sparkle stammers.

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>>30300963
>>30300967
heart status:muh
>when the Anon wouldn't say uncle

Have a story...
https://pastebin.com/6dGajCSc

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>>30301091
Funny stuff dude. You write it or just reposting?

>>30301159
I wrote it a long time ago. Pinkie Pie + Chuck Jones was an irresistible combination.

>>30300872
I am not as weak willed as that anon was, and im taking this very seriously. Belief in oneself is key in success here.
Also, I doubt the legitimacy of that story. Tulpas don't just insta-tulpa other tulpas into existence that way. If you want to see a more believable tulpa gobe wrong story, look up Koomer and Oguigi

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I used to writefag about her. I could try that again.

>>30304900
Do it man

>>30293084
When the rain begins to fall, you are my rainbow in the sky

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>>30304900
yes please

>>30304900
write about my waifu, i can't live without her

>>30293084
hey TOPFi how'sithangin

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I want to penk the ponk!

>>30307915
she is the pankiest

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>>30293084
She's a bigger slut than Rarity, she slept with everything in the Ponyville, she'll fuck with you if you just ask nicely, so I guess you're are correct.

>>30308022
what if i tell her i want to marry her?

>>30308055
You'll have to go through a trial.

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>>30308022
>trying this hard

>>30308073
what kind of trial

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>>30308076
Special kind of trial that involves a lot of baking.

>>30308087
but i can't bake...
unless it's putting my baby batter in her oven, that's kind of baking

>>30308094
Too bad.

>>30308100
she wouldn't judge just on baking, you are a terrible person

>>30308104
And it's only the first trial of seven. Just give up, you are pathetic and don't love her enough.

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>>30293084
Pinkie is awesome but your post was kinda creepy.

>>30308110
i will love her even if she rejects me

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>>30308118
kek

>>30308118
Oh I dunno, I want to smell her breath and hooves and belly and chest and butt and vagina, is that so creepy?

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BUMPAROONY!

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i SPENT SIXTEEN HOURS MASTURBATING TO MY WAIFU AND HER FRIENDS AND I ONLY CAME ONCE. AT LEAST I'M PERSISTENT.

>>30293093
>dab

End it now.

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>>30310293
Be proud in the fact you'd be able to fuck your waifu into a coma if you wanted
>hfw
>SIXTEEN HOURS
>I
>X
>T
>E
>E
>N

>H
>O
>U
>R
>S

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>>30310345
Yeah. The wonders of modern psychiatric medicine. Also Autism. That too.

>>30310372
how the fuck did your hands survive the ordeal?

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haha

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>She keeps turning up at your house in these kind of outfits.
>You think it's cute.
>But you have no idea why she insists on visiting.
>Or why she likes modeling such outfits for you.
>Or why she always seems disappointed when she leaves.
>Because you are one dense muthafucka.
>And though she really wants to just say it directly...
>She's afraid that you would reject her.
>So she visits, day after day.
>In these playful outfits.
>Hoping that one day you will play with her.

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>>30311259
I don't know.

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>>30313967
>Silver Surfer
is this my punishment for breaking a Pinkie Promise?

>>30293084
She isn't real.

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>>30314143
No, Takeshi's Challenge is the punishment for breaking a Pinkie Promise.

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>>30314509
It's good.

>>30314551
what about E.T?

>>30293112
pinkie dash. Best colour contrast, character chemistry, all around just fun to see them interact. I would like more stand alone pinkie dash episodes or even an adventure series together.

>>30314851
Your ship sucks.

>>30314884
no u

>>30314884
fug u

>>30315141
>>30316431
Here's your (U)