Give me one good reason right now why I shouldn't an hero

>>30279029
Because there is no afterlife

you will not get to see the MLP movie

>>30279029
There are no shortcuts to Equestria. If you an hero, you'll end up in CHS.

>>30279029
Because they arent real, in live or in death

>>30279042
>subtle suggestion that shimmerfags should an hero

>>30279029
There is no internet in Equestria.

>>30279038
>>30279047
>>30279042
How are you so sure?

>>30279038
>>30279060
These.

>>30279066
That question also works the other way around. It's an endless cycle, we'll only really know at end.

>>30279029
Instead of going to equestria, why don't you work to bring equestria here?

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>>30279029
Reminder that the ride will never end, not even in death

>>30279047
If they aren't real how are they on TV?
Have we all just been staring at a blank screen?

>>30279138
The screen doesn't exist either.

>>30279042
just go through the portal

>>30279029
Because you will die eventually anyway. In the face of eternity those piddling years that are left for you to live are nothing, may as well try to enjoy them while they last.

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>>30279029
You have to kill your co-workers for the spell to work.

>>30279029
You'd only be disappointed

>>30280419
That fucking kid is in Equestria right now, fucking your waifu.

>>30279421
He... He's got it! BY JOVE HE'S GOT IT!

>>30279042
All that is is motivation to kill myself.

>>30279029
Suicides go to hell btw

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>>30279038
Prove it

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>>30279029
Cause we don't know if Equestria's air has oxygen.
It's a whole other universe; making assumptions like that will kill you and then you'll come right back to Earth.

>>30283332
If we're thinking about universes, you migh just get luck and get one with oxygen

>>30283853
>by some divine will you are sent to equestria when you did
>that divine will forgot to give it oxygen, ponies breathe nitrogen instead
>you fucking die again

>>30283332
Fire burns in Equestria.

>>30283992
The sun doesn't need oxygen to burn.

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>>30279029

At least wait until the show and any spinoffs are cancelled. Then you won't miss anything.
After that, I got nothing.

Off to Equestria, boys & girls!
I hope i'm greeted by Celestia or Faust themselves.

>>30284434
The sun also does not feature life of any kind.

>>30284444
The sun is literally what allows life to exist on Earth.

>>30284496
Are pretending to be retarded?

>>30284434
You just need a pressure of 10^11 atm and 15 million degrees Celsius to "burn" hydrogen like the sun.

Good luck staying alive in Equestria then, lol.

>>30284563
Humans not being able to survive in Equestria is literally the whole concept that got us to this point.