[October 6th] "Hey anon! Been a few years. Where have you

>>30278407
>not preordering tickets online to avoid human interaction as much as possible

>>30278407
"One for My Little Pony: OP is a faggot"
>"Hey, that's my favourite film you know!"
>Hot girl prints out ticket, and gives it to you with her number on the back
>"Here you go, enjoy the film!"
>You give her a wink, before heading off towards your desingated screen

>3 hours later
>"So, how was it?"
"Well, can't say that I was disappointed about the choice of title for that piece of shit."
>"Awww...I thought OP was kinda cute, especially the bit where he was getting rammed by Big Mac in the barn scene"
>You shrug your shoulders
"Wanna fuck in the utility closet?"
>"I can't, I'm working!"
"20 minutes of pleasure, or an evening of utter hell, what's it to be?"
>"..."
>"Anal only, I'm not on the pill..."

There, possibly the first and only greentext for this prompt.