And then, and then Anon asked if we would go to the gala

Anon sitting alone in his rocking chair intensifies

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>>30270336
and the Mud Pony and Diva actually thought I wanted to take them to the Gala

>twiggy hears both versions
>She has to find out which one is lying
>In the end, Anon goes to the gala with Sweetie, AB and Scoot and fucks them just to spite their sisters.

>>30270620
Genius

>>30270620
>"Oh dang Applejack! You don't know what you've been missing on! Ahnon's dingeling is bigger than big mac's!"
>"Oh and he's such a gentlecolt! I can't believe you rejected him Rarity."
>"Yeah! He's awesome! He's even quicker than you Rainbow Dash!"

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>>30271345
>he's even quicker than you Rainbow Dash

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>>30271345
>>"Yeah! He's awesome! He's even quicker than you Rainbow Dash!"

Is...is that a good thing?

>>30273382
Well I needed something for scoot to compare you with RD alright
and I found it funny
It's a shitpost thread and I was shitposting, I wasn't going to put more thoughts into this

>>30270336
I'm not Anon, bitches, I'm a black man with a big ass black dick and two big ass black balls. I will fuck you up.

>>30273486
Black man is the only pokeman I don't own.
Do you have a master?

>>30273486
Equestria is a good place with wholesome morals.
There are no blacks.

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>>30273486
And then you'll abandon them when they're pregnant?

>>30273382
They say good things end fast

>>30273486
He says while eating a fried watermelon

>>30270336
I like prompts of them laughing at me or pitying me while feeling disgusted. It feels realistic.

>>30270336
>Anon walks by in the middle of the conversation
>Twilight nervously tries to indicate that Anon is standing right behind Applejack and Rarity
>After another minute or two of talking about how stupid Anon is for thinking that they would go to the Gala with him, they notice Twilight's awkward gestures
>Anon stares at them silently as they apologize
>His masked face showing no emotion
>Applejack and Rarity awkwardly excuse themselves when Anon doesn't respond, simply staring at the space between them
>Twilight and Anon are left standing alone
>Twilight awkwardly suggests that Anon could go to the Gala with her
>Anon continues to stare into space silently, not responding
>Twilight waves her hoof in front of his face, finally getting a reaction
>Anon shakes his head and reaches up to remove his headphones
"Were you saying something Twi? I was lost in thought for a sec"
>Twilight gets flustered as she repeats her offer to attend the Gala with Anon
"Sure... just one question, what is a Gala? Applejack and Rarity asked me about it earlier and got kinda mad when i said no... But if you're asking, it's gotta be important"
>Anon goes to the Gala and gets wasted with Celestia and Twilight, resulting in a drunken game of "pin the tail on the pony"
>Twilight and Celestia are the ponies, and Anon's dick is the tail
>Overall a pretty good Gala

>>30270336
>Uh, I think you meant to tell that to someone else and not me girls.
>"And then Anon said, 'Durr I think you meant to say that to someone else and not me girls'"

>>30275125
My man!

>>30270336
Little did they know elliot would be having the last laugh

>>30275125
based

>>30273397
Maybe he thrusts faster than her

>>30270336
>roleplaying
Delete this

>>30276714
>"roleplaying "
That's not how that word is used here, anon. What you have here is called a "prompt"
Also, you misspelled delet

>>30270494

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>>30276666
Is no one gonna recognize these digits!!

>>30279162
Or maybe the board is too dead to checkem

>>30270336
I would

>>30273486
>big black cock
It's a myth, bro.

>>30276666
Works for me.

>>30270603
I ike it.

>>30273486
Fun fact. On average, white men do have shorter cocks than black men.

By a whole centimeter.

Wow, what a difference.

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>>30270336
>"You think that's funny?" said Fluttershy walking up to her friends. "The other day, Rainbow Dash pulled Anon's pants down, and I swear he's even smaller down there than *Angel* is!"