ITT you have one single line to woo your waifu with, speak those words
>I know my calculus...it says you + me = us
you are pretty and i love you
I am pretty and you love me.
>>30270043
>"I got a bucket of chicken"
>>30270043
I want to party with you for the rest of my life
> Y-you love me? H-how much do you? I need to know!
"I would lick every last bead of sweat off your body, no questions asked."
> *heavy breathing*
>>30270582
> *heavy breathing*>Fucking creep
>>30270601
I like em that way
>>30270043
My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself
>>30270043
>Unveil boner
"I've got a passion... for fashion."
>>30270043
"On good days I can last up to 3 minutes"
>>30270706
"Regularly I cum before I even touch you."
Nobody posts their waifu
>>30271181
I love Pinkie so god damn much
>>30270611
Lol check out this politician.
Pinkie pic is for mating press
If I bought every cake in sugarcube corner, it still wouldn't be as sweet as you. Infact, I WILL buy every single last one, and I'm going to eat them too. To prove a point. Who's going to stop me?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? For rebelling against God?
I love a gal who's an "Angel in the streets and a Demon in the sheets."
>>30270135
Mang, you get all the pony poontang.
>>30270043
I've only got one chance to say this so I need to say that I think you're the most beautiful, kind, loving and unique mare in the whole wide world and I'm so happy that you're a part of this world because wherever you go you spread cheer and joy to the places that need it.
I'd probably keep going until I almost pass out from not breathing, since I'd say it all within a single breath. I think she'd appreciate the enthusiasm if nothing else.
>>30271325
>>30270043
I want to cum inside you.
>>30272460
>>30272660
Are you tired, Glimmer? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night. Screaming.
"H-here..e-eggs."
>>30270135
>Bucket of Chicken
>Pony
The joke was funny, but you dun fucked up.
>>30272684
/thread
>>30271321
your stomach will stop you
Some ponies are red
Some ponies are blue
If they were equal to you
I'd love them all too
And my heart would explode
From the love overflowed
So I look to the stars
And my love baits my breath
Glimmer, by starlight,
I hate you to death.
>>30271181
>I fucking LOVE apples, I could eat them all day - every minute. You look like a juicy, fresh pick.
If I could reach the stars in heaven they wouldn't hold a candle to your magnificence. Won't you please be mine?
>>30270043
I could stand here and tell you some clever pick up line or stutter as I attempt to compliment your appearance but really, I just want you to know that I love you. Never have I found someone who exemplifies such immaculate traits as you do. With every passing day, I trudge through the pain and filth of life knowing that it will all be worth it when I get to be with you. You are my idol and my muse. I do so much in your name in my desperate hopes to make my self worthy of you, but I am cursed by your presence. Yoi don't exist. Like Tantalus, I am tortured knowing you exist yet sit just out of my reach. Like a drug I crawl back to you and just leave more damaged than before. I am chasing a fairy tail. But when I act as if you are here with me, to inspire me and guide me, you become just tangible enough to make life bearable. Thank you.
>>30270043
Your waifu would be disgusted for confusing calculus with arithmetic.
>>30275849
I doubt Ponks is smart enough to understand the difference.
>>30270043
"If I told you, you have a good body, would you hold it against me? There's no need to lie, but if you really wanted to, you could lie next to me."
>>30275849
I think that fact that he only used addition was disgusting enough.
>>30270043
"1 2 3 4 lemme in your back door"
I'd love to be the shoulder that you cry on
I'd love to be the friend to come when things are great
And I think this is my only chance to
say I wish I knew you because I am sure
You're wonderful
And I think that you are something special
I think this is my only chance to
say I wish I knew you because I am sure
You're wonderful...
If I get to know you!
>>30270043
'Hey twilight, I've got an equation just for you'
>leans in closer to her ear and whispers
'Let's go back to my place, add a bed, subtract my clothes, divide your legs and multiply'
>>30274529
Says you faggot, just you watch me!
>>30270043
Painite
It is already conclusively demonstrated that real women don't care whether I live, die, or grow mushrooms on my ass
I highly doubt that any idealized, fictional female would care about me either.