>"So that's two orders of wings and one order of

>>30266429
I order another plate of wings.

>>30266429
Where's my other plate of wings you nigger!

>>30266429
Job's a job. Sonata uses what she's got. She doesn't like it, she can walk.

>>30266429
No tip if I don't get my other plate of wings!
Where is that cross bred bitch with my wings?

>>30266429
>Implying hooters even hires hot chicks these days

>>30266429
Kill all EqGfags.

>>30266429
I will shit on your table if I don't get my fucking wings!
Get your ass in gear sonata!!!!

>>30266429
Adagio can't work at Hooters because she's has tiny boobs.

What happens if you take a plush into Hooters?

>>30266480
This
It's not even a particularly bad job, you want to make Sonata look really desperate put her in a coal mine or the marines.

My fucking wings?!?!
Where are they?!?!

>>30266429
Take it from a middle-aged man:
Middle aged men should not eat at Hooters.
The food isn't all that great, to be honest.
Really, you're paying for the scenery.
And it's not like we can do anything about it at our age anyhow.

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>>30266520
In order to keep a tip, they'll pretend that it's cute.

But what about the chicken

>>30266672
>"Okay, we'll get that started right away!"
>turns
"Excuse me, you forgot to take my wife's order."

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>>30266521
She had her fill of the marines in Nam

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>>30266691
>Imply scalping zipperheads wasn't the best time of her life

>>30266684
Not mlp, but reminds me of this.
https://youtu.be/wpJIqfRhkYk

>>30266684
the staff were very respectful towards us and our mares

>>30266513
She couldn't pass the pencil test
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/squidbillies/juggunz/#OtBz7XaO_iq4

I've never been to a Hooters and I think I'd be very uncomfortable in one

>>30267374
They don't do anything special. You're seated and handed a menu, you order your food, you're brought you beverages and meal, you pay tab and tip, you leave.

>>30267374
Same, I'd be too weirded out that girls are actually smiling at me

>>30267390
What's their menu like? And is the food okay?

>>30267408
menu is pretty standard casual dining shit, wings, tacos, burgers and sandwiches. The wings are actually pretty good.

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>>30267408
Food is average, most people go for the wings.

>>30267424
Hmm, actually looks pretty appetizing. But I'd be afraid my lonely ass would fall in love with the waitress just for being nice to me.

>>30267458
Just remember anon, no hooves.

>>30266706
You don't understand it was dirty over there

>>30267458
If you have enough self awareness to think of this in the first place chances are you will never believe any woman being nice to you is legitimate kindness.

>>30267473
Whew, thank you for setting me straight.

>>30267473
no Sonata either, unfortunately

>>30266429
Nah, I'd rather talk to Aria. Tell Sonata to send her out instead.

>>30267518
Aria specifically applied for cook position only

>>30267686
If I wanted fried shit, I'd let Twilight cook, now get me Aria

>>30267473
Any perceived affection towards you is only for a bigger tip.

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>>30266505
I don't remember ordering a side of feels.

>>30266429
>"And that'll be everything?"
"Yeah... Hey, listen, you look pretty familiar."
>"Oh! Uhh... Familiar?"
"Weren't you at the battle of the bands thing last year?"
>"Batt--uhhh, nope! I don't remember being in any bands!"
"I mean I feel bad because I don't remember what happened very well but--"
>"OKAY then I'll have that out in a bit--"
"--I didn't expect to see someone from school working here."
>"--and I gotta go..."
>"..."
>"Yeah, that was me. And my girls."
"What happened?"
>"It's crazy. Super crazy... you wouldn't believe it.
"How crazy?"
>"We're uh..."
>Sonata hunches down, shifting her eyes left and right.
>"Not from around here..."
"Do they work here, too?"
>"Yes... I mean, their shifts don't start until later, but..."
"Ah. Anyway, not from around here?"
>"...Yeah, like. Here. Here like this place."
"City?"
>"No no no, like, WORLD."
"Uhhh, what?"
>"See? I KNEW that's what you'd do!"
>She turns around and heads for the kitchen.
"Wait--"
>"Your order will be ready soon. Hmph!"
>The doors swing behind her, steadily coming to a stop.
"...For real?"

>>30268100
>A few minutes later as promised, your food is on its way.
>Sonata hesitantly rests down a plate of chicken tenders and honey mustard, surrounded by a torrent of french fries.
"Hey, listen, I believe you, honest--"
>"Oh pah-lease! You looked at me like I belong in an asylum!"
"An asylum?"
>"... Oh yeah, do they call it that anymore?"
"Not really."
>"Huh."
"Seriously though, what do you mean not this world? Another planet?"
>"...Ever further than that. Like, a whole universe away. We've been stuck here for a while now."
>She begins to sulk.
>"It's the worst..."
"How do you, uh, look just like everyone else if you're from a different universe? Are you using a cloaking device or something?"
>You honestly feel like you're conversing with a nut job now.
>...So why are you indulging her?
>"Like, there was magic and stuff! I had fins before!"
"...Magic?--Wait, fins? What?"
>"Magic! And fins!"
>She plants her hands on her hips, almost looking frustrated with your reaction.
>"There was magic there! Tons of it! And we had fins! And scales!"
>Maybe you should've just placed your order and been done with it.
"...Uhhh."
>"You SAID you believed me!"
"I do! It's just, uh, a lot to take in."
>"UGH, my shift's over in 20 minutes, meet me out back then."
>You were always the committed type, but throwing in the towel doesn't sound too bad right now.
>This girl is crazy.

>>30268151
I hope you're going to continue

>>30267374
>>30267408
>>30267458
You should try it.

If you go in alone, the chicks won't give a shit about you. It's only if you're with an entourage or something.

Their burgers are pretty good.

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>>30268311
Enjoy your vacation

>>30266429

"These don't smell like mother's tendies," you say scoffing, flinging crumbs and drool onto your much-too-small futtershy shirt.

>You waddle further into the restaurant, staring at the TVs from underneath the brim of your freshly creased fedora, coming to rest at the nearest booth that would support your family-of-four body.

>You lean over, causing the chair and table to cry like an adopted African child who ended up in Detroit.

"Hey," you say, causing the table over to cover their noses at your putrid 6-day-old breath.

>"W-what is it.... sir," the young girl, still trying to be polite asked.

"Are the...."

>You snicker madly, causing each layer of fat to ripple like Japan's economy.

"Arethecoltsplaying!?"

>You laugh, cough, and sneeze in tandem, causing the patrons around you to stare in disgust. Some parents escort their children out, others tell their children that's what will happen if they lie.

>The little girl's mother grabs her and runs out.

>Sonata returns from the kitchen, a disgusted look on her face.

"H-hey... I heard things were bad for you, so I came for some chicken tits."

>Your chortle wildly, choking on your freshly baked neck roll.

>Sonata hunches over, letting out a long sigh as she walked out, quitting yet another job you had followed her to.

>>30267374
I go every year on my birthday.
It's not uncomfortable.
Last time I went, a nice couple brought their kids who couldn't have been older than 5.

>>30266429
We've already gone through this prompt with Sunset.

>>30266437
>>30266467
>>30266493
>>30266512
>>30266631
>"Sorry about the wait, I had to fish 'em out of the pre used toilet bowl we use to get the sauce on them." She says placing the wings down.
>You pick one up and bite it.
>You then realize they aren't the wings you ordered at all.
>They're turds covered in BBQ sauce.
>You stand up and yell in out rage your mouth still tasting of shit.
"I ordered hot wings, not BBQ you stupid bitch!"

>>30268321
Gif?

>>30268151
We're waiting, anon

>>30268151
>This alleyway is a lot more cramped than you expected.
>"...and they always treat me like I don't know anything!"
"Yeah, wow, shame on them--"
>"Like I'm just a little kid or something!"
"--yeah, no, that's awful--"
>"And it got way worse after the battle of the bands..."
"--well darn--"
>"Hey, what was I saying before you asked about them?"
"Sssssomething about a magic... necklace that was broken?"
>"Oh yeah!"
>She reaches into her pocket, drawing out an amulet crowned with a bright red ruby.
"...looks fine to me--"
>"WELL we put them back together! But, now they don't work anymore..."
"--what did they do exactly?"
>"Theeeeyyyy let us make a bunch of people fight so we could feed off of the negative energy it created!"
>She ends the sentence with a worried grin.
"...Cool?"
>Who do you even call? Will a mental hospital actually send people like the dog pound would?
>"Totally was!~"
"Welp, sorry to hear about your situation and hey I really hope you make it back home--"
>"Hey! I just remembered they don't actually come in today, you should meet them! Wanna come home with me?"
>SD:Fiasd;fijsdfj9
"Yeah, okay, sure."
>Why
>"Sweet! Maybe they won't pick on me as much if someone else is in the room..."
>You're both interrupted by the sound of Sonata's belly rumbling.
>"So uh... mind buying me food on the way back?"
>Another bright smile.

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>>30267864
>bigger tip

>>30270112
>"And then...--" Munch. "--we scooped up what was left...--" Crunch. "--and got outta there!"
>This girl must have been starving.
>At least some Taco Bell seems to be calming her down.
>Already she looks a lot more cheery.
>Her legs stop moving.
"...So, this the place?"
>"Yup! Second floor."
>This wasn't the worst part of town by far, but you wouldn't want to live here, either.
>You didn't like these kinds of homes.
>It was like if a motel and an apartment had a bastard offspring.
>Your figurative thought bubble bursts as Sonata takes you by the hand to pull you up the stairs.
>You'd appreciate the moment a little better if her fingers weren't still soaked in sauce and shit.
>Seriously, was a napkin so uncalled for?
>"And here we are!"
"Oh boy."
>You're pulled through the door into a modest sized living room.
>The dining room and kitchen are both visible from here, as well as the bedroom and bathroom doors.
>"Hoooome!"
>"Ugh, you don't have to do that every time you come back, Sonata."
>"The floor boards do just fine telling us when you're home."
>Wow, bitch of the week and bitch of the year.
>"I brought a friend!"
>Well, no, you brought a complete and total stranger.
>"Huh?" The two retort.
>"This is Anonymous! He believes me!"
>"What?" The poofy haired girl growls.
>Ruh-roh.

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>>30266429
This is a job for Hootershy!

>>30270204
>"What do you mean, he 'believes' you?"
>"Well, I mean, I was like, hey, no real harm in actually telling someone else!... Rrrrright?"
>So, poofy girl. You must be the leader.
>"SONATA!" Poofy and pig-tails shout in unison.
>"You are like, LITERALLY the worst!"
>"Do you have any idea what you've just done?"
"Hey is it too late for me to just 'pretend' you guys are crazy and leave cause I really don't--"
>"You don't have to talk to me like a kid! He's totally cool! Promise! And I just figured, I dunno, maybe if we actually tell someone else we might be able to get back to Equestria one day! Or something!"
>"Ugh, Sonata, we're NEVER going back there, okay? There's no way back. So stop day dreaming and just focus on actually getting our rent paid. We can't hypnotize the landlord anymore."
>Seriously, striped purple pigtails? And not just that; striped blue pony tail? How are do these three afford to dye their hair to the roots living on the wages they do?"
>"Well MAYBE if you weren't such a JERK we would've found a way back by now!"
"Listen it's been great and all but--"
>"Oh, quiet you two. You, 'Anonymous'. You're going to keep your lips sealed about any of this."
"Who the fuck is even going to believe me--"
>"And you!" Queen poofy bitch points at Sonata.
>"What were you thinking? Telling someone you just met about this? Do you WANT us to draw attention to ourselves?"
>... You know, for crazy LARPers, these three really seem to have their act down.

>>30270263
I'm not sure where this is going, but I'm enjoying it, Anon

>>30270218
Now I'm imagining a bashful Fluttershy in a Hooters uniform, trying to cover her breasts with a menu and her ass with a serving tray

>>30270663
HNNNNNG

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>>30270263

>>30270263
I-Is there more?

>>30268311
And 14 hours later, it's still there.

>>30270263
MOAR

>>30272385

>>30270263
Still here

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You wouldn't take advantage of a clumsy and innocent employee, would you?

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>>30274731
>that cameltoe

>>30274323
Same

>>30275291
Same what?

>>30267390

You forgot to mention the hand jobs.

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>>30275837
>"Are you for realsies?"
"New policy Sonata, all waitresses are required to give complimentary handies to customers. Look, Pinkie Pie's doing it right now"
>"Doesn't she always do that?"
"Nonsense, you're imagining things. Now get out there and jerk someone off or you're fired!"

>>30267458

I went alone and they hardly enough noticed me at all and were busy with other customers. It was depressing and made me feel lonely. No wet t-shirt contests, foxy boxing or mudpit. I had a chili hotdog and it was tasteless garbage.

>>30275858
>wanting a 3DPD's attention
wew lad

>>30266429

Anyone seen awoobaker recently?

>>30270263
I like this

>>30270263
>"It was just one guy!"
>"Sonata, you can't do anything right!"
>"Oh yeah? Well I think YOU can't do anything right--"
>"I don't think EITHER of you two can do anything right!"
>You've been standing here, feet away from the door, awkwardly twiddling your thumbs.
>It really felt like watching a train wreck.
>It was awful to look at, but you couldn't turn away either.
>Maybe there was a way to help?
>Because someone around here would totally know how to fuck with some weird science or magic shit.
>...Actually, now that you think of it...
"SO, uh, there's this mad scientist girl that lives downtown. Maybe she can, I dunno, jump-start your crazy voodoo amulets or something."
>Silence followed almost immediately after the words left your mouth.
>"...Excuse me?"
"Yeah like, it's hilarious. She goes to the grocery store in a lab coat sometimes, I thought she was just playing dress-up until I saw her carting a dolly with an electron microscope into her place. Another time she was running all over town with a Geiger counter. How cool is that?"
>More silence.
>Well, at least they're not ranking on Sonata for the meantime.
>"I don't expect an idiot like you to comprehend the forces behind our magic. These aren't just some toys you can stick a jumper cable on."
>Now it makes sense.
>She stores all her bitchiness in that poofy hair.
"I dunno, I've heard she's played around with more than just some whacky science stuff..."

>>30277533
>This conversation has been dragging on and on.
>Understandably so, of course.
>"--And you're absolutely sure?"
"Yeah, like I said, she lives just a few blocks down from Crystal Prep. No idea what here name is, just that she wears glasses with lenses like coke bottles.
>"...Girls, do you know what this means?"
>"...Thaaat smart people wear lab coats?"
>"Ergh! No, Sonata. That we might have a chance at getting our magic back!"
>"Tch, seriously Sonata, way to get with the program."
>"YOU get with the program!"
>"Hey, I'm not--"
>"You two, QUIET!"
>Now that you think about it, on the off chance these two aren't actually crazy and you haven't just been entertaining the delusions of three poor girls that desperately need help... wouldn't Sonata's story about the three of them make them kind of evil?
>"And you're in this with us too, so you're going to take us there."
"...Pard'n? I mean, I'm sure you three can handle it on your own--"
>"Not like you have a choice, either way."
>"Actually Aria, I'm pretty sure he can just walk out and we couldn't do anything about it."
>"UGH."
"Fuck it, sure. Not like I'm doing anything tonight. It's pretty late, but mad scientists are known for staying up late into the night, so this is probably the best time or something."
>Adagio crosses her arms and smirks.
>"Well then. Lead the way, 'Anonymous.'"
>Why does she have to pronounce it like that?

>>30277621
>Your feet are aching from the long walk.
>Every block it was a new argument with these three.
>Why the fuck did they even stick together?
>Seriously, what dark forces were keeping these girls from killing each other or just splitting up?
>"Yeah, this TOTALLY looks like a mad scientist's house."
>"Really? Cause it looks like a play set or something."
>"Sonata--"
>"Aria, I'm just going to stop you here. My ears are still ringing from the walk."
>Way to draw the line in the sand way after the fact.
>Adagio then turns to face you, boasting that same smirk that seems to crawl up on her face when she's feeling good about herself.
>"Why don't you go ahead and knock for us, Anonymous?"
"Sure."
>This girl's kind of a paranoid schizophrenic.
>People have seen her talking to herself, talking to her dog, talking to a wall--
>talking to a lot of things that people don't talk to, actually.
>Not to mention how twitchy she is.
>Perhaps being blunt will serve your purposes well?
>You knock three times at the front door.
>Silence.
>More silence.
>Thunk-thunk-thunk-thunk-thunk.
>Stairs?
>A voice leaks through the door.
>"Um... Hello?"
"Howdy!"
>"...Hi?"
"Are you the scientist?"
>"I... I do science! Lots of it, actually. I mean, the word 'scientist' is surprisingly vague to the description of--"
"Haha cool, hey listen I've got some powerful magical artifacts that need examining."
>"--something specific like an engin--... wha--... did you say magic?"
>Did her voice crack?
>Someone's excited.

>>30277685
"--And let me just say you have a wonderful home."
>"Oh! Well, haha, it could certainly use the employment of some custodial wonders."
>Everything was absolutely filthy.
>There were cobwebs in every corner of the house.
>Take-out food bags and pizza boxes had been scattered around the living room.
>Papers and various books were littered all over the place.
>You glance at a few of the covers.
>Yeah, these are way beyond high school level reading.
>You're pretty sure you saw the word "quantum" on at least two covers.
>But that's not what's interesting you right now.
>Sonata, Adagio, and Aria have been staring at the girl like they just saw a ghost.
>It's really a mixture of emotions.
>Sonata looks terrified.
>Adagio's just squinting.
>Aria seems ready to throw a punch at her.
>Looks like Adagio is ready to break the silence.
>"Have we... met... before?"
>"Have we? You'll have to forgive me, normally I have what most people would consider a photographic memory, which is technically known as 'Eidetic Memory', so I'm almost certain I would've been familiar with--"
>"Actually, Anonymous and I need to have a talk. Mind if we step into the other room?"
>"Oh, sure."
>"Sonata, Aria. Talk about the weather. Or something. I don't really care."
>Adagio grabs you by the arm and drags you out of the garage.
>As you exit, you can hear Sonata ask about lab coats.
>You feel a pain in your arm.
>You realize that Adagio looks furious.
>"Is this some sort of a sick joke?!"
>Her grip tightens.
>JESUS she's strong. What the fuck?
"Joke? What? What happened? What's wrong?"
>You're stumbling to get the words out.
>This is starting to get scary.

>>30277741
>Well this has certainly been enlightening.
"... You sure she's the one that blasted you? I mean, she doesn't even recognize any of you."
>"I will NEVER forget that face for as long as I live. THAT girl out there is Twilight Sparkle!"
"Yeah, the crazy scientist. I've literally never seen her hang out with any of the girls you mentioned. Ever."
>"This can't be right. Was her memory wiped? Is she playing with us? Is--"
"Yo, poofy. She doesn't know you. At all."
>"But WE know HER!"
"Unless there's fucking clones walking up and down the streets then this isn't the girl that zapped you guys."
>Adagio sinks back into thought.
>Amazing how the last half hour has really convinced you these girls are the real deal.
>You still have absolutely no proof.
>And when you asked Sonata to sing for you, it sounded like she was trying to skin a squirrel alive.
>These three were apparently 'Sirens' before.
>Like the kind that would sing to crews of men on ships to pull them into the rocks for supper.
>But Sonata insisted they didn't eat anyone.
"Soooo yeah, let's go back inside and make sure Aria hasn't killed her."
>"Hmm. Excellent point. Perhaps you're not as stupid as you look."
>The two of you wander back into the garage.
>"--and basically when you pay more, you're getting a smaller pore size between the fibers on the coat which makes it more difficult for corrosive or acidic chemicals to pass through. It'll buy you some time to run to a rinse station! You know, I've never met anyone that was actually interested in the science and engineering behind lab coats!"
>"That's crazy! Lab coats are the coolest!"
>"I know, right?"
>At least you could count on Sonata to keep her busy.
>Aria's just withdrawn a bit back, still clenching a fist.
"Sssssssooooo, I believe you three had something to show Twilight?"
>"Indeed we did!"
>This devilish looking smirk brought to you by Adagio Dazzle.

>>30277799
>"Yup. There's no doubt about it. These amulets are emitting the same background radiation and weird electromagnetic disturbances that I saw at Canterlot High."
>"... You went to Canterlot High?"
>Adagio turns to you, dawning that slow scowl again.
>"Oh, only for a moment. I was trying to get to the source of that weird activity I just described. I'd actually never been to Canterlot--"
>"Yes, yes, that's all good. Well, what can you do?"
>"What can I do?"
>"We need these amulets recharged. Now that they've been completely drained, they've been rendered unusable."
>"Mhmm." Aria and Sonata hummed in unison.
>"You were only able to get more magic inside them while there WAS magic inside them?"
>"Precisely."
>"Oh! You know, that actually works similar to the principle of using a jumper cable and a car battery! You see, there--"
>You turn to Adagio and smile.
>She sends a stink eye back at you.
>Suck it, orange.
>"--and finally, the car's regular activity will begin to restore the charge from there! Is that kind of how it went?"
>Adagio mutters under her breath.
>"I'm sorry?"
>"Yes."
>Another stink eye from the poofball.
>Sonata and Aria both seem to have perked up.
>Admittedly, you're a bit excited too.
>"That's great! I've actually been playing with that concept, myself. As you can see over here, I've actually built a device that can harness that energy from nearby! To a radius of about 8 miles, to be exact! Impressive, I know, but I didn't have anything capable of storing that 'magical' charge, so really the energy just gets recycled back into the environment! Now I've actually got something I can use!"
>The three girls all crack a giant smile in unison.
>That was a bit creepy.
>"And there's a ton of leftover energy from whatever went on at Canterlot High floating around here!"

>>30277882
>"--finally, all I have to do is pull this level down here, which will complete the circuit and--"
>"just DO IT!"
>Aria finally said something.
>"Oh! Sorry! Here goes nothing!"
>Twilight pulls down the arm and slams it into position.
"This is safe right?"
>"Of course! There is absolutely no risk associated with this."
>A thread of electricity flies into a nearby appliance as a low hum begins to echo between the walls.
>"...However there may be an occasional spark or two!" She notes with a nervous smile.
>As the humming begins to rise in frequency, the amulets begin to glow.
>Sciency coils on the roof of the machine begin to trade bolts of electricity.
>Your worry expands a bit more with each weird thing that happens.
>Like the lights flickering.
>Or the ground shaking.
>"They're holding the charge! This is great!"
>"YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!"
>Again, in unison.
>Can you three not?
>The coils cycle faster and faster as the humming continues.
>Is it too late to call off this whole thing?
>A suddenly bright flash interrupts you.
>The amulets are absolutely throbbing with light now.
>Twilight's machine lets out a sad whine before the humming stops.
>The lights stop flickering before Twilight runs to the machine and flips the lever back.
>"Okay, before we do anything--"
>She's interrupted by the rush of three girls racing for the amulets.
>Can't say you blame them.
>They drunkenly raise the necklaces to their necks and click them in place.
>"Aaaaaaaaaaahhh~"
>DAMN.
>That high note!
>That sounded--
>--good...
>That sounded amazing.
>"That's amazing! The energy in those amulets augments your vocal abilities?"
>"Hahaha... Yes."
>Adagio's tune has changed. No pun intended.
>The three smile and turn towards Twilight.
>"Perhaps we can give you a demonstration?"
>...Uh.

>>30278030
>You're still processing what just happened.
>"GENUINE Equestrian magic. And we have more than we've EVER had before!"
"How the fuck did you do that?! Is she dead?!"
>"No, silly! She's just taking a nap! We sang her a lullaby~."
>Oh. Well, that sounds harmless.
>"Yeah, she'll be lucky if she wakes before tomorrow's over."
>Is it healthy to sleep that long?
"Well. It's official. I definitely believe you now."
>Sonata's smile grows a bit wider.
"Well damn, this is awesome. What now?"
>"What now? Now? Haha, now, we get our revenge on those girls and begin our conquest!"
"Oh, sweet! You know, that's--...what?"
>"For realsies? You think we can do it now, Adagio?"
>"Oh, I KNOW so. Can't you feel it? It's almost like a glimpse back into the power we had in Equestria!"
"Haha, uh,"
>Well this backfired.
"world domination's pretty overrated. Why not just uh, you know, be happy you can sing again and stuff?"
>"Oh, it's more than just music. This is the magic of sound. Our voices can tame the very forces of nature! We were the most feared beings in all of Equestria, and now, we're going to be the most ADORED beings in this sad little world!"
"Uh, mind evaluating on that first part? And maybe the middle? And uh, the last?"
>"With our voices, we can move objects, part the seas and sway the tides, change the weather, bring every being to their knees! And since you were such a useful idiot, we'll even reward your servitude and keep you as our... hmmm... sound designer? I mean really we're a three-girl act, but I'm sure we'll find room for you somewhere in our group."
>The other two let out a giggle.
>How do they so thrilled about this?
>Is this what they did before they got here?
>You really should've trusted your gut and walked away.
>They barely whispered a "hush" and Twilight was out like a light.
>And now you're aware they can apparently bend reality.
>What can you even do at this point?

>>30278115
>rape

>>30278115
>What can you even do at this point?

Become their willing sex slave?

>>30278115
Way to end the world, Anon.

>>30278115
>You've been sitting back at the Dazzling's place for a few minutes now.
>You hope Twilight is okay.
>Adagio has been lounged back in a recliner with her hands tucked behind her head.
>You, Sonata, and Aria have been sitting on the couch, which was surprisingly spacious.
"... cause like, who even has time to rule the world, you know?"
>"Oh, Anonymous, you'll find we have all the time in world now."
"O-oh..."
>"Relax, Anonymous! You get to go on tour with us and stuff! It'll be awesome! You could even be my personal stage hand.~"
"I mean I appreciate the offer and--"
>"Geeze, Sonata, is he your boyfriend now or something?"
"--all but--say what?"
>Why you gotta make it awkward, Aria?
>"No! He's just a boy and he's just my friend! Hmph!"
>You're not sure that you want to be friends with evil aliens.
>"We can't thank you enough for this, Anonymous. Oh, the songs we'll sing..."
>You might actually be their hostage at this point.
>Or considering these girls are like demigods now, you're more like the mascot they keep around.
>"Alright, girls. We're going to do some... warm ups... around town tomorrow."
>Judging by the grin on Aria and Sonata's faces, they know exactly what she's talking about.
>You wish you could say the same.
>"And you'll be coming along with us, Anonymous. This little show will absolutely dazzle you."
>Aaaahhhh I see what you did there.

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>>30266429
But you brushed these thoughts off and went on to browse 4chan. Suddenly you saw a terrible thing: some autist was roleplaying on /mlp/, as usual. You instantly opened your clitoris and used its magic powers to locate the poor fool. Then you teleported to his house, right behind him, wielding a katana
"Sorry, nothing personnel kid--"
*kills cancer roleplayer*

>>30278482
>You slept surprisingly well last night.
>And on a stranger's couch, no less.
>Almost the same couch that you saw in that dream you had last night--
>Oh. Oh no.
>You shoot up, pulling your blanket off.
>The only thing normal about this situation is the morning wood.
>Some pots banging in the kitchen draw your attention.
>As you glance over the couch, Sonata appears from behind the arm rest.
>"Rise and shine, Anonymo--oh, hehehe, guess you've got the first part down!~"
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>You grab the blanket and throw it back over your lap.
"WHY AM I STILL HERE? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!"
>And why did you sleep so well?
>"Oh! I tucked you and sang you a bed time song. Betcha feel pretty good right now!"
>Yeah, well that's besides the point.
"You knocked me out?"
>"Kinda!"
>"Breakfast in 5," a voice rings from the kitchen.
>You didn't expect to hear Aria handling the cooking.
>It was kind of implied they'd just have Sonata do everything.
"Ugh... I had to have blacked out. The last thing I remember is something about... warmups?"
>"Yeah! We're gonna walk down the block, sing a hymn, and see how many people we can get to fight!"
>In broad daylight?!
"Uhhh, should you really be getting people to fight?"
>"Tch, it's fine! They'll totally forget they were even fighting once we're done."
>"They'll definitely wonder where the bruises came from, though."
>Aria coming in with the smug addendum.
>If a tree falls in a forest...
>"Sonata, ask Anonymous if he wants bacon with his eggs."
>Well, at least they're doing the opposite of killing you. Though, maybe breakfast isn't the exact opposite of dying.
"Uhhh... sure."

>>30278513
So I'm guessing you just saw green quotation marks and instantly posted this, huh?

>>30278576
Is it bad that I'm perfectly fine with this?

>>30266429

>>30278576
Make Sonata take care of the wood....

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>>30278576
I NEED MORE

also do you have a pastebin?

>>30266429

>>30267424
There are a lot better choices if I want good wings.

>>30266429
I'd get drunk and hit on it.

>>30267458
then off yourself, you no-taste faggot

>>30268311
If I can't post horse tits, you cant post human ones.
MODS!

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>>30278576

>>30286496

>>30278576
This is going to end badly for them now that the main six have actual super powers.

>>30287598

>>30289267

Damm

>>30266706
Psst, mate, you've lost that war, don't talk like you did anything good during it.

>>30291817

>>30294943

>>30284692
same. Maybe if I was lucky I could take Sonata home with me.

>>30266429
YALL BOUT TO GET PUSHED OFF THE BOARD.

SUPER BUMP!

>>30278576
update when? please?

>>30294943

>>30300598

>>30266429

whelp, I guess the writefag died. Good run everyone, let's pack it in.

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>>30303849
STAY in your dead character general like you're supposed to.

>>30268196
This. The more people in your party, the more important they'll make you feel. Also, the more everyone defaults to you for ideas, the more they'll fawn over you for the tip. Kind of like a strip club. Loser by himself sits in the corner.
My circle in college took turns being the 'leader.' Always a hoot to see the girls fawn over the broke guy.

Live

>>30299897

>>30278576
Moar. Please.

>>30278912
>>30281967
>>30282361
>>30286496
>>30287598
>>30289267
>>30290772
>>30291817
>>30294943
>>30296273
>>30299897
>>30300598
>>30301763
>>30306787
>>30307215
Psst...you're never gonna get more. Stop bumping the thread.

>>30289267
No they don't. Friendship Games hasn't happened yet or Twilight would know the other girls.