>Feather Bangs probably embarrassed himself when a fan of his music asked him out on a date
>spilled his spaghetti so hard he pushed her away
>this sent him into a deep depression
>Maud directed him towards Starlight's village
>Starlight accepted Feather Bangs because she knows how painful it is to lose a friend/lover from your own crippling social skills
>the three sluts that were fawning over him in the episode probably still had their crush on him during Starlight's communist phase
>Starlight probably prohibited love in the commune so that nobody would get hurt
>those slut ponies probably spent nights in the gulag hut for making googly eyes at Feather Bangs
ITT: post depressing backstories of the residents of Starlight's village.
>>30261373
How would they make babies in that village?
>>30261421
blindfolded mating ceremonies
the foals would be raised by everyone in the village equally
>>30261373
Maud aside I like this premise. He would never have had the girl come after him if not for his talent.
>>30261373
Why does this faggot look like mandopony's oc?
>>30261373
REEEEE FEATHER CHAD
>>30261373
>Tfw apparently above average in looks
>Tries to maintain image for grils/waifu
>Too beta to talk to them because no social skills
Any others like this?
>>30262793
Because
>>30262793
he's a Justin Bieber parody
>>30263005
id like to think im above average, but most of us are like that on fit.
Blind fold orgies...huh.
>>30261373
Granny Smith dies and Applejack and Big Mac wonder how they're going to raise Applebloom on their own. Mac and Jack decide that sending Applebloom to a boarding school is the best case scenario. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are at a loss on what to do since their special talents kinda rely on the three of them being together to help other ponies. Sweetie Belle commits sudoku from the stress, while Scootaloo comes down under a deep depression and abandons everyone she knows. Applebloom returns from boarding school, forgetting about her friends and becoming a world renowned chef, despite it having absolutely nothing to do with her cutie mark.
>>30267091
What did you mean by this?
>>30267091
Read the op post again chucklefuck.
>>30265238
Is this the other ponyfag option if you can't be naturally good looking?
>>30262823
it's interesting that all the "chads" in MLP are actually betas/cucks
>>30261373
That's kinda hot