CYOA Discussion

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First for happy ponies.

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Yeeeah baby, work that grill.

>>30259602
>it's not another choosie image.
hal a fucking luya

>>30259749
I want to massage her hoofsies

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>>30259811

>>30259787
Nope, just another image by the guy who made Choosie.

>>30259869
Then I wanna spoon her and scritch her right behind her ears.

Active threads

Big Mare Hero: >>30249233
Radioactive Boogaloo: >>30256809
Give and Take: >>30214195
A Historical Perspectve: >>30145407
Kingdom Hearts: >>30127592
Miracle: >>30258070
Dirty Work: >>30172340
Cirquesque: >>30196006
Custos Luna: >>30248592
Nebula: >>30200091
Slave: >>30226215

>>30259878
Fine by me. I like Choosie. I just don't like when the op image is one of the same few fucking pictures of her.

>>30259906
I'm sorry to hear this small thing makes you so upset.

>>30259906
I'm sorry you have autism

>>30259906
I'm sorry the two posters above me do not understand how right you are.

>>30259993
nice samefagging

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Why is everyone such an asshole now?

>>30260033
It can't be samefagging. Nobody called your accusation of samefagging a meme or said that accusations of samefagging are killing the general. That's how you know if it was genuine samefagging or not.

>>30260131
We gained some new people and lost some old people and it shifted the average level of courtesy downward.

>>30260131
Well you see celestia several months ago a poster came to this board a kind man but a bringer of ruin none the less.

You know I might write up a summery for newfags. It is likely multiple people will have to write them though because nobody is unbiased on this.

>>30260163
The strange thing is the new people seem more courteous but the oldfags were never this bad before the newfags came.

>>30260166
>a kind man
>nobody is unbiased on this
I think you just proved your point.

>>30260198
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>>30260198
What parallel dimension are you posting from? The new people drove half the thread out and the other half to filtering.

>>30260198
That's not even believable bait. 3/10 for getting me to reply, though.

>>30260215
Because people got triggered by poor fucking gramm(e)r.

>>30260220
I fail to see what that has to do with new or old members of the community. The issue with the recent additions to the thread is autistic sperging. Not grammar.

>>30260220
Frankly, I get annoyed when I can tell who someone is. Because when you can tell who someone is and that person is an idiot and asshole who can't stop fucking defending himself at every mention, the thread becomes personal drama central and drags fucking everything down to hell.

People leave, the general goes to shit, it's happened a billion times.

>>30260240
You know I can understand this position but I can't stand that one faggot who kept comparing it to intentional namefaggotry.

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>>30260240
This a million times over. It's even more ironic because one of the things he can't stop defending himself over is hos right to do things that make him recognizable.

>>30260264
If you are recognizable because of a certain behavior, and you are told that behavior is what is making you recognizable, and you choose to continue doing it anyway, then yes, that is being intentionally recognizable, and yes, that is comparable to intentional namefaggotry.

>>30260297
The recognizable anon in question ceased acting in a recognizable way though. If you are talking about question marks I regret to inform you that is all in your head.
>>30260264
Agreed. That guy is a fucking faggot

>>30260312
>choose to continue
If you honestly think he did not put immense effort into learning to grammar you may be retarded.
Take a look at his comments on derpiborru sometimes. He makes so many grammar mistakes it is abundantly clear it still does not come naturally to him and he puts in a lot of extra effort when posting in /cyoa/.

>>30260320
>The recognizable anon in question ceased acting in a recognizable way though.
>

>>30260345
>If you honestly think he did not put immense effort into learning to grammar you may be retarded.
Did I say that? No. If you honestly think I said that you might be the one who is retarded.

I didn't say he didn't put immense effort in. I said he is still recognizable.

>>30260320
Not him but I thought the question mark anon was a different person until he did it in one of the posts where he was talking about himself.

>>30260345
>reading comprehension
>>30260240
You already have a this but have a second this.

>>30260357
You said he chose to continue. He chose fuck all. Are we still talking about iFag? He is not recognizable at all.

>>30260345
But anon, I thought he barely even posts here anymore.

Honestly, I've had enough of this crap.

Just remember that this is 4chan and everyone is meant to be anonymous - and before you go off on defending yourself, keep in mind I'm not accusing anyone specifically of being anyone in particular; this is a general you.
If you're doing something to distinguish yourself and you're not making content or producing your content, then you're doing it wrong. If you want personal drama where you need to defend your personality, go find a chatroom or other social media site.

But here, there's no reason to go on for months and months arguing the same personal drama bullshit, about who's mad at whom, who's being annoying and cancerous, who said what where, why a certain QM doesn't run any more, or whatever have you.
This is 4chan, I said it once and I'll say it again. If you fucked up and someone called you an idiot, step back a second.

Why do you feel the need to justify it? Why do you want to defend an individual in an ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD? You can hide the post just as easily, and make another post down the line, and voila, no one even knows it's you. Each post is judged on its own merit. That's what 4chan is about. So we don't get bogged down in exactly what we've been doing for the past half a goddamn year.

If you're doing something that stands out, and you get called out on it, stop. Don't go on going "well it was only me half the time," or "I have the right to be wrong about this thing!" If you're thinking it's the other side that's the problem, you should probably stop too, cause chances are you're both being dickheads.

Like this >>30260345. It's not important how much time an individual is putting into grammar, and I'm certainly not gonna give anyone a consolation prize or a pat on the back. This is 4chan. Be anonymous, lurk more, or get the fuck out, cause this thread has been fucking ruined over one russian, his art, and a couple australian autists, and I want it back the way it was.

>>30260376
I was never talking about iFag and I have no idea why he keeps coming up in conversations not about him. I am talking about questionmark anon, who makes two specific grammar mistakes frequently and also uses periods for rhetorical questions, which while technically correct is very uncommon and makes him stand out.

>>30260381
>Each post is judged on its own merit
Except that is not fucking happening because paranoid faggots keep looking for patterns.

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>>30260381
I agree with ever word. May I have permission to link anyone being an insufferable autist to your post in the future?

>>30260406
Clearly, you didn't read he post, cause there you go going "WELL THE OTHER SIDE IS THE PROBLEM"

>>30260407
Be my guest.

>>30260406
Stop that you insufferable autist.
And see >>30260381.

>>30260407
That kinda defeats the purpose, don't you think?

>>30260409
Both sides are idiots honestly. The ones making the mistakes and the ones that feel the need to point it out. What you're supposed to do is just roll your eyes and keep posting.

>>30260395
My apologies then. I wish to change my argument to questionmark anon does not exist.

>>30260418
The purpose is to tell people to stop sperging out and trying to justify why they were right and the other side was wrong.

Like this guy.
>>30260406

>>30260418
I am noticing that /cyoa/ cannot make up their mind on if we should respond to spergs or not.

>>30260427
I decline to argue against your position in accordance with >>30260381

>>30260429
But if people keep sperging out, and you keep linking them to a post time after time, eventually, you'll both start to look like autists.
Do what you want though.

>>30260433
Its really silly. This is probably the last post I'll make in here for a while. This thread has started to frustrate me beyond belief.

>>30260427
I also wish to change my argument but in a different way.
When I thought we were talking about iFag I supported >>30260395. I refuse to believe that iFags bad grammar was not intentional as nobody could possibly make that many mistakes. Questionmark anon does exist but there is no evidence to suggest it is more then an anon simply forgetting to use them for some reason. He does it sometimes with normal questions as well.

>>30260469
No, it's intentional. He's an idiot and he tries hard not to be. Usually. Sometimes he gets angry and refuses to change instead.

>no Whispens

>>30260479
Wait which one are you talking about(.)

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>>30260490

>>30260494
Ifag. Unless he's question mark guy too, which I am not convinced of. I would think ifag would be trying really hard not to do things like that that make him stand out.

>>30260490
>Cain will never drawn a whispen.
I never even liked his art that much and this makes me sad. Our only hope is that seeing the criticism he got of his art in thread when the helmet was posted makes him decided to start posting in the thread again and to stop scrapping his art.

>>30260502
Yet he answers every question about himself. Then again he always goes right back to anonymity afterwards.

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someone placed an order for delivery?

>>30260518
That just means he's bad at being an anon. He's still trying. Unlike the questionmark guy who literally went on an autistic rant about how he should be allowed to post in his recognizable manner because it was technically correct. He's worse than ifag because he isn't even trying.
>>30260469
There's your evidence, by the way.

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*sirs*

>>30260530
I think there were like three people going on those rants about it being correct. I think the problem is we have a handful of anons determined to defend other anons who they feel are persecuted. I also think that although there is a question mark anon he probably only accounts for 90% of missed question marks which makes worrying about him more damaging then ifag who accounted for almost all the other terrible grammar since it leads to those last 10% getting their thoughts ignored.

>>30260562
I think there are more people that make grammar mistakes then there are people who use antiquated punctuation rules. I'm willing to believe there are people other than iFag who make grammar mistakes.

>>30260562
>the problem is we have a handful of anons determined to defend other anons who they feel are persecuted
Wait I thought we all knew this.

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No matter how many australians she has to wade through, Whispen will always be there for you.

>>30260607
Whispen isn't real and she will die with you and be forgotten.

>>30260596
We do all know this. I am pretty sure even the people doing it know this. That was the whole point of >>30260381 also. We all know the solution to the thread being shit is to have everyone stop defending themselves and others so loudly and just be anonymous. And we all know it will never happen.

>>30260590
I am unsure the person making the mistakes was the one who started talking about them not being nesecary. Maybe he mentioned it once then dropped it once he saw nobody cared then somebody else picked it up.

>>30260590
>use antiquated punctuation rules
Nobody is doing that, Anon. Questionmark Anon is simply forgetful.

>>30260663
>Nobody is doing that, Anon.
I see what you did there, Anon.

>>30260663
>>30260655
In that case the person who I actually dislike is the guy who shouted angrily about it being okay to leave them off even if it makes you easily recognizable. I assumed he was defending himself but I suppose it is also possible that was an incidental autist.

I don't want to be against anons who are trying to be anons. I want to be against anons who are trying to not be anons.

>>30260596
I am pretty sure that is the case yeah. Maybe it has something to do with a different culture on /tg/ or something. They are right about one thing though The broken hearts guy did literally nothing wrong

>>30260708
>agrees that unnecessary defending of anons is the issue
>defends an anon unnecessarily

>>30260708
I agree. Mora did nothing wrong.

>>30260747
Mora and the guy who made the ""suggestion"" both did nothing wrong.

Oh and the Hail guy with the psychologist also did nothing wrong. In fact that guy was outright right.

>>30260770
Please stop.
>>30260381
>Why do you feel the need to justify it? Why do you want to defend an individual in an ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD?

>>30260770
Is this bait? I can't even tell anymore.

>>30260787
Nope, just stupid.

>>30260770
>Mora and the guy who made the ""suggestion"" both did nothing wrong.
Disagree. The pedo did everything wrong
>the Hail guy with the psychologist also did nothing wrong
Agreed.
>In fact that guy was outright right.
Disagreed. It was not major enough to warrent it.

>>30260804
I agree with you but I will not defend you against other anons because that would be dumb.

>>30260804
agreed on 2.9/3 points

>>30260826
Ooh! Ooh! Let me guess! Was it the word pedo? No, it was the spelling of the word warrent, wasn't it?

>>30260835
Something to do with that. I don't think anon wanted to turn it lewd but he did everything wrong trying to convince people of that. I did not even notice the mispelled word

>>30260840
I should clarify. I don't have a problem with calling the pedos pedos. that is what every last Colt Quest and Landfall player is. I just don't think Anon was one.

Are there any cyoa involving delivering mail? Besides night delivery of course.

>>30258591
>at the same time defended him
>shifting the blame

>>30261911
No anon what are you doing schtop. If you insist on reviving hours old bullshit at least do it at a time where he cannot cry australian.

>>30261911
>being retarded

>>30261921
If he can't blame it on australians he can just blame it on his players. 24/7 bitching.

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>>30261911

>>30261911
Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares.
>>30261925
>implying he was wrong

>>30261911
Old arguments belong dead. Please never do what you juat did again.

>>30261527
We delivered bullet casings in RGS. Does that count?

>>30262433
>less then 24 hours
>old
It's an image board not a fucking chat room.

>>30262443
lurk moar

>>30262443
How new?

>>30262443
Please don't encourage them. Some people might think you're serious.

>>30262443
Age is irrelevant. It had a → # and it was an argument that we already had. None of that on our image board.

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Catch Up Here: https://pastebin.com/faYUNr7N
Read This Chapter Here: https://pastebin.com/RvbTdSLi

“I mean… let’s not take chances,” you say. “The repair modules aren’t as fast as a good grease monkey?”

“Yeah, the repair module can’t target anything, and they can be pretty slow.”

“Okay. Then let’s get two of those, and a booster on top of that. Our car’s gonna have a pretty nasty time staying together, and being in a cruiser is all about endurance, right?”

She takes a couple of notes down. “Alright, that makes sense. We’ll be able to stay in the race no matter what, and that’s probably going to be more important than finishing first for quite a bit.”

“Now let’s not get ahead of ourselves,” you say, giving her a grin. “I’m still in it to win it. This just means that when the car catches on fire it won’t stop me for long.”

“You could say IF, not when,” she grumbles.

You only smile all the wider.

She sighs and takes down a few more notes. “Alright. Weapons?”

“Catapult and Ram Plate. Good to have some options, and boarding requires a specialized set-up we’re not gonna have.”

“Right, so no boarders?”

“Nah, let’s go with a gunner/security combo and a grease monkey.”

She lets loose a low whistle. “Not going to let anything damage the car.”

“Well, I figure you worked so hard on this car, it only makes sense that I take good care of it.”

She flushes lightly. “O-oh. Well thanks, Comet.”

((Build Unique Perk: Speed Defense. As long as your car is still running, damage to the body and frame won’t reduce top speed.))


[1/9]

>>30262686
The next two weeks are weird. It feels like the days creep by, but at the same time you’re as busy as you’ve ever been. In spite of your coat color difficulties, the guys at the gym remain pretty cool about everything and help you push yourself as you get into the absolute best shape you’ve ever been in. The day before you leave, they all gather round and give you a massive hug. It’s awfully sweet and a little sweaty, but they wish you the best.

Lug Nut has been in a flurry of activity for the entirety of the two weeks, spending all day, every day in the garage welding: she even installed a lock to make sure that you couldn’t see her masterwork before it was done. But, six days before the competition she emerged, smiled at you, and collapsed. Then tripped you in her sleep when you tried to look at the car.

The plus side was that all of this meant that you weren’t expected to do much packing or planning for the trip to the Haymaker itself, leaving you free to channel that nervous energy into the rest of your preparation. But finally, the day came. This month’s Haymaker was being held near Los Pegasus, leaving you with quite a drive ahead of you. There’s not a doubt in your mind that every second Lug Nut spent perfecting her design was worth it, but her endless refinements did mean that you were running a bit behind.

Road trips are a common enough occurrence for the two of you that you’ve started to like them. The two of you always load up snacks and music to keep you entertained for the whole time, and you’ve always enjoyed driving, even when it’s not at a terrifyingly fast speed. Luckily for you though, the limited time you had to make it there, gave you an excuse to rocket down roads fast enough for even the most generous interpretation of a speed-limit to get nervous.

[2/9]

>>30262691
Still, you manage to make it there without incident, and you’d be lying if you said both of you didn’t get a bit starry-eyed upon arrival. On the outskirts of town and near the woods, a huge camp has sprung up overnight. Workers of all sorts mill to and fro, dashing in and out of brightly colored tents plastered with advertising. On the entryway to all of this is a big banner with the symbol of the Haymaker: a giant bale of hay breaking through an invisible glass pane.

The Haymaker Circuit has always been about spectacle, and it works. You’re caught by surprise when a pony taps on the window to your racing truck, and jump back as it shakes you out of your reverie. When you do look, you see a pegasus flapping just outside with a no nonsense look on his face, looking like he very much disbelieves that you belong here. It’s enough to make you slightly offended.

“Name and registration?” He asks, pulling out a clipboard.

“I’m Comet Streak, and this is Lug Nut. What are we registered under?”

“Oh, Comet Racing,” she says. “You’re the face of things and we needed something, so I just went with that.”

“Aw, thanks!” You say, pulling her in for a quick hug.

“Eh-hem,” coughs the stallion, hovering outside of your window.

“Oh, yeah,” you say, looking back at him. “Comet Streak and Lug Nut of Comet Racing.”

He flips through his notebook and finds the heading. “Tent 7, down on your right,” he says, pointing in the direction you were supposed to go. “Leave your tent unzipped only if you want visitors, don’t go into any tent that’s zipped up for privacy, Good luck.” He flies back to a chair on the side of the road and waves you through.

Your excitement is hard to put a damper on and you start to look at the signs, seeing the names of some of your favorite race teams.

[3/9]

>>30262694

“Catberg?” You say as you glance over. “Lazy Boys? Holy shit, Lug Nut!” You say, pointing emphatically. “Is that the KINGS of SPEED? They’re fucking legends and their tent is unzipped, I could just…”

She pokes the side of your head. “You can just save that kind of thinking for later,” she says sternly. “You have six interviews to do before the race begins.” She points out your tent and you carefully pull the truck into it before turning it off and setting down the trailer. Right now, it’s strikingly empty, mostly a well-lit, empty canvas room. Probably designed for the bigger teams to have a place for all their charts and people to sit.

You whine. “I can’t just go talk to the KINGS OF SPEE-”

“Nope,” she says, hopping out of the car.

“Like, just fifteen minutes?”

“No,” she says, and you swear she’s smiling about it. With a groan, you follow after her. A few Haymaker techs are milling around and she gives them basic instructions on how to handle the car, assuming that they know the more advance stuff.

Before you can scamper off to talk to the gods of racing, she grabs you and starts to pull you along. “I arranged to have the potential recruits meet us at a nearby cafe and had them each take a couple of assessments. Let’s go over the gunners to begin with. We have a unicorn named Winter Hit who got and 85/100 on gunning and a 60/100 on security. From a pure numbers perspective, he’s the best option, but he can be a bit stand-offish, as far as I can tell.”

“Bit of a jerk, good at shooting, got it.”

“Second is Upstart, a very young pegasus. He’s… not great. Very dedicated, very hardworking, but he got a 40/100 on gunning and 50/100 on security. Terrible scores, but I think he’s got potential… If I’m being honest, I mostly included him because he seemed so chipper about it.”

“Huh. Well, personality is important, too. Team synergy and all that. Plus we can train them.”

>>30262697
She nods. “Right, but you have to remember that we’re at the absolute top of the mountain here,” she says. “I’d rank you at 85/100 driving skill, from an objective basis. You have potential to be one of the best, but you’re going to have to refine that. We can’t afford even a little bit of slack if we want to win.”

You grumble, but she has a point that you can’t deny. “Yeah… I guess this is a pretty big leap from what we’ve been doing. Something to think about. Who’s next?”

“Third is Dusk Runner, a bat pony mare. Her cutie mark is in martial arts, and she’s a security racer who has a bit of experience in gunning. She had a security score of 90/100, but got 50/100 on gunning.”

“Huh. Bat pony security racer? I thought most bat ponies were gunners on account of the eyes and all.”

“Comet! That’s racist.”

“Whaaaaat? It’s true.”

Lug huffs, changing the subject abruptly. “Let’s start with the gunners and security ponies. The grease monkeys will be meeting with us a bit later.”

You head into a cafe that was probably set up for the event, sort of a prefab building with basic walls. The inside is well-decorated though: a sort of homey feeling with lots of warm tones and a friendly-looking wait-staff. Given just how much you can pull in as a Haymaker business, they’re probably earning loads of money, even if they have to be working their flanks off.

She directs you over towards one corner, where two ponies are already waiting. One of them is a younger pegasus with a light green coat and a purple mane. He’s practically buzzing, barely able to keep still as he looks around at all the other creatures milling about. Then he sees you and his grin doubles in size, jumping off and fluttering over to you.

[5/9]

>>30262701
The second pony is a bat mare, grey coat and pink mane. She seems blissfully out of it, but as the chair that the pegasus-- Upstart, you presume --jumps out of starts to topple over, she casually brings a hind hoof up to kick it, getting it up into its proper position once more without so much as looking. Eerie.

You don’t have much more time to look at it before Upstart is in your face, having grabbed your claw and started to shake it vigorously.

“Hi!” He says. “My name is Upstart, I’m so glad you considered me for joining Comet Racing! I saw your race in Trottingham and you’re easily one of the best racers out there!”

“Oh… thanks!” You say. You have a fan? That’s weird. You’ve really only been in C-List races so far, jumping past the usual mid-tier races that most racers use to generate a fanbase. Still, not an unpleasant surprise.

Lug Nut coughs to get your attention. “Let’s take a seat and conduct the interviews a bit more formally,” she suggests, and leads the two of you over to a booth so that you can sit down.

Upstart swoops down into the booth across from the two of you and sits up, beaming at the two of you and practically bouncing back and forth. You can just feel the enthusiasm coming off of him like a wave.

“Uhhhhhhh,” you say, trying to think of a question that won’t make the kid explode. “So, why do you want to be a racer?”

“So I can be like you!” He says with a weaponizable level of cheer. “Well maybe not you specifically, I’m a fan of a lot of racers but you’re definitely up there because you of all the cool dangerous stuff you do!”

By the time he’s done answering, you’re crouched down so that only your eyes and above are visible over the table. As you realize he’s done, you slowly creep back out. His excitement is a physical force unto itself.

[6/9]

>>30262708
“Um, of course,” you say, collecting yourself and clasping your claws in front of you. “Well, I’ll be frank. Your scores aren’t very good. Why should we bother with you?”

Lug Nut winces at your harsh wording, and Upstart seems visibly deflated. For about a second before he pops back up.

“Because I can get better!” He said. “I’ll practice and practice forever! No matter what it takes!”

“I believe you,” Lug Nut says with a small smile. You’ve known her long enough, though, that you could tell a teasing bit of uncertainty on her face.

“Alright, one last question,” you say, thinking as you scratch at the side of your beak. What kind of questions do interviewers usually ask? “If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?”

He looks at you quizzically. “Um, I guess I don’t know a lot about trees. One with a lot of branches? So kids could play in it!”

“Mhm,” you say. “Well, we’ll have a decision in just a few moments, so if you’ll please head back to the table and send Dusk Runner in. Er, over.”

He nods eagerly and grabs your claw with his hoof before you can react and cranks it enthusiastically. “Thank you! And thank you just so much for the opportunity. If you pick me, you won’t regret it!”

You pull your claw back with no small amount of force after this goes on for about half a minute. “I’m sure,” you say. “We’ll let you know.”

He balks as he realizes that you sent him off and nods zooming over to the table and chattering at Dusk for a moment before the bat mare looks over at you blearily and walks over to you, looking concerningly off-balance. In spite of this, she makes it over to you just fine and slide into the booth across from you and gives you a glassy-eyed smile.

“Hello, Dusk Runner,” you say, and outstretch you claw to shake her hoof. She regards it carefully. “Okay,” you say, withdrawing it after a second. “Why do you want to be a racer?”

>>30262712
She looks very serious for a moment, thinking intently before nodding. “Because I want to fuck some shit up.”

“Hell yeah!” You say before you can help yourself. “I mean very good. And you can?”

She nods. “Yeah. I definitely can.”

There’s a brief, awkward silence. “Oh. Okay. If you could be any kind of tree, what kind would you be?”

She looks seriously thoughtful for a second. “Red maple,” she finally says. “For resilience and versatility in use.”

Wow. She definitely knows more about trees than you do. “Alright, we’ll keep you in mind.” You look around. “But I guess our third candidate isn’t here.. Sooooo…”

Right on cue, the doors to the diner swing open with a loud clatter and a pony comes walking in. A definite swagger to his step, he maintains a look of perfect bedroom eyes with the perfect messy mane as he saunters right up to you and rests his forelegs on the table in a mixture of playfulness and seductiveness.

“Sorry I’m late,” he says. “Just had to make sure the time was right.” He gives you a wink and lets his rear sway back and forth just a bit.

“Were you waiting outside to make sure you came in just as we were finishing?” Lug Nut asks, look at him suspiciously.

He dramatically waves a hoof. “Don’t worry yourself with such trifles.” He says, before sliding into the booth and sitting next to Dusk. She looks over at the newcomer and shrugs, picking up a ketchup bottle and starts to read the back of it.

“Okay,” you say with a shrug. “Why do you want to be a racer, Mr...?”

“Winter Hit. And because I’m the best,” he said. “And everyone needs to know it.” Strangely enough, you get a brief glimpse of something behind his… dramatic exterior. Maybe something he’s not quite up for delving into just yet?

Still, that was the answer he gave. “Okay. What do you bring to the team?”

[8/9]

>>30262717
“Gunning skills, combat ability, and ice magic,” he says. “And, most of all, beauty and DRAMA!” He strikes a pose.

“Woah, ice magic? Could you, like, freeze the ground in front of us to reduce friction?” You ask, eyes lighting up as you consider the possibilities.

“What? That’s a terrible idea, Comet,” Lug Nut says. “You’d lose your ability to turn at like the fastest speed anypony has ever gone.”

“Yeah, but you’d be going SO fast,” you say, and turn back to Winter Hit. “Could you do it?”

He smiles and laughs, then balks for a second. “Ah, no,” he says. “But! I can freeze our opponents with impunity! And my experience with combat magic makes me skilled at gunning!”

You scowl. You guess that much magic power would be difficult to muster up, but maybe you could find a way to make that tactic work with a bit of effort and some resources behind it.

“Okay, one last question,” you say. “If you could be any kind of tree, what kind would you be?”

“The beautiful kind,” he says, and shoots you a smile that even you have to admit is dazzling.

You nod. “Okay… Wait here, please.” You and Lug Nut slip out of the booth to go stand in the corner, whispering to each other and looking over at the three candidates occasionally. Upstart notices and waves at you cheerily. “What are you thinking Lug Nut?”

She thinks about it. “I can see value to each of them. I don’t know, I would be pretty numerical about this, but you actually have to drive with them. I already narrowed it down this much, it’s up to you to make the final call.”

Which pony would you like to work with?

[9/9]

Thank you to Anti, Linkeh, and Appul for editing this time around! Next update will be on Sunday the 11th.

>>30262722
Upstart is adorable and I want to adopt him but as a team member we don't want someone we need to wait on to catch up with everyone else. We need results now, and if we wanted a very loyal, semi-reliable guard we'd get a dog.
Winter is skilled but kinda an ass. Don't really want a guy who'll try to steal the spotlight.
Dusk has some drunken monk shit going on and I want her.

>>30262786
Basically this. Pick Dusk.

How much pone could pone pone if pone?

>>30262966
pone.

>>30262966
As much pone as a pone could pone if a pone pone could pone pone.

Uncle Lucky is a pure hearted upstanding stallion!

>>30262722
Winter, Upstart, and Dusk. Hmmmm.

What were their ass marks?

This is a bit tough. Winter seems to be the really useful with his security and Gunnery skills. And his affinity towards Cryomancy and combat magic (or any kind of -mancy really) is an additional boon. His down side is...
Strangely enough, you get a brief glimpse of something behind his… dramatic exterior. Maybe something he’s not quite up for delving into just yet?
This. And his affinity for theatrics and beauty. I hope he doesn't try to pretty up pretty up the opponents instead of focusing his efforts in fighting, else he could fok off.

Upstart is a maybe. True anyone could improve with given time, but this is the day of the race (is itm I forgot). We need someone with skills TODAY. No tomorrow.
His few savinggraves, is his chances of improving his skills at Security and Gunnery over time, his dedication, enthusiasm, and zeal towards our team.
If also like to know how he would feel if our team were to have a flooding streak. Is he a real fan, or does he like the winning teams?

Fuck if I know about Dusk. Moderate Gunnery Skills, but a kick ass Security pony. A pony with exsperience. She's a but aloof.
I wonder if she could launch herself at the enemy. A ballistic martial mare, heh.

So about our accessories. Did we get one of each? Or did we get 2 boosters and 1 armor? Or 2 armor and 1 booster?

When will you post again for the grease monkeys?

Can we ask them a few more questions before we decide, or do we have to decide who we want as security NOW?

>>30263043
Uncle Lucky if for being a nice bottom bitch. He just doesn't know it yet.

I won't be satisfied until 21's ass is large enough to eclipse the entire city

>>30262722
What's Comet Streak's scores for Gunnery and Security? I want to know on the chance she needs to swap out with a security pony or the grease monkey.

>>30263077
Her name hasn't been 21 for a while now.

>>30263120
Feather a shit, nerd

>>30263147
No you, you double nerd!

>>30262722
Upstart is inexperienced, and we need good placements for cash right now. Get some form of contact from him, a phone number, business card, anything he can give. We should keep our eyes on him. Tell him to practice, practice, practice, and that we could have a spot for him in the future. Maybe offer him the title of Gunner in Training, if we can spare some cash.

Winter seems like the type to try to steal the spotlight, and even if he is skilled, I don't want that. It's a team effort, and suppressing a smug, boisterous cunt is not high on my agenda of wants (even if he'd probably be entertaining to have around ).

Dusk seems like the best of these three, even from the little we learned about her. Confident in her abilities, and should be somewhat fun to hang around. Catapults aren't too hard to use, so her gunnery skills should be sufficient for now, but I think she'll really shine if we can convince her to fling herself around the track. I'd bet she could take out a whole crew on her own.

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Give this bug some poorly drawn facial hair.

>>30262722
Definitely the Zui quan bat. I'm totally down with Dusk.

>>30263184
What is she cooking?

>>30263217
Dirt it looks like. She's not very smart.

>>30263217
She's changeling subspecies the Dungling

>>30263217
Beef stew, maybe? Not sure. Brown is kind of a generic food color.

>>30263217
I dunno but she's gonna put basil in it.

>>30263174
Oh yeah, I'd like to stay in touch with Upstart. He seems like someone who could be useful even if he's not on the crew, or just fun to hang around with. Maybe in time we could mentor him into being his own racer called Start Up.

>>30262722
Some quick cutie mark info. Upstart's cutie mark is a cloud with a silver lining, Dusk's is a simplified pony figure performing a martial arts move, Winter's is a snowflake in wind

>>30263174
>Winter seems like the type to try to steal the spotlight, and even if he is skilled, I don't want that. It's a team effort, and suppressing a smug, boisterous cunt is not high on my agenda of wants (even if he'd probably be entertaining to have around ).
You're not giving him enough credibility dude. He skills are a massive boon. And if you're worried about him, "stealing the spotlight," then setting some simple ground rules should be simple ordeal.
1.) Don't be an was
2.) Be on time for practice or you're off the team
3.) Get the snacks when it's your turn the next time we're at a pit stop.

Simple things friend. It's so wrong to dislike him from his first impression.

I prefer Winter Hit over Dusk. That bat mare is kind of scary.

>>30263361
>It's so wrong to dislike him from his first impression
It's an interview. It's literally a thing designed around first impressions.

>>30263355
>snow flake cutiemark
Ha! He's a special snowflake. I love it, I love him, when are we shipping him with Lug Nut?

>>30263367
It. Wow I feel stupid. Thanks for pointing that out I guess. But I still like Winter. He's the most skilled. At least 5 points more then Dusk. Plus the ice magic.

To the anon that proposed using ice magic to go faster:

Fuck off you daft fuck. You know how hazardous that can be to a driver?

>>30262722
>>30263174
>>30263310
I like the idea of keeping in touch with Upstart. Maybe he could unofficially be a part of the team, or actually be a part of the team. Like a bench warmer or something. He can improve his skills while he's with us, he just won't participate in any of the races until his skills improve or our Gunner is incapacitated.

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ASNYIP got passed in number of posts.

>>30263584
>tfw it takes two years for them to kill you

>>30263708
Aw shit! If that's really you, it's been a while!
Good to see you! Hope you're doing well.

>>30263773
still breathing

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͙͢͝T̷͉͓̯͔̖̥͔̼H̩E̶̮̳͖͔͟ Ş̧̟ͅT̡̞̘̞̺̭ͅO̞̺̬R̤̺̪͈͎̕I͉̬̦̺̣̦̩͔͙Ȩ͖̺́S̢̤̟̞͙͓͓̟͝ O̯̻̝̰̙̟̜̤F̴̪̥̬̖͖̤͍̦̝ T̴̛͎̠̭̘̦̗͎͘H̡̰̪͓ͅI̩̻͇̳͉̠̖͉͝S̹̦̩͈͕̱̤͜ W͙̣̹̪̘͎͉͈̳͠͠O͈̘͓̫͙̹̮̼͝Ṛ͍̝͙͞ͅL̢̖̘͕̞̞̱D̡̝͎͘ A̯͎̦̜̝ͅR̵̬̻̖Ę̵͔̥̖̰̱̬̘͟ M̶̜̣Ì̬̟̺̠̥̼̞͢N̛̘̝͇͖̘̗̱E͇̗͎̺̦͙͢.͈̮̱͍̹̥̱͎

Sorry guys, it looks like Tories are winning this election in the UK and they are about to ban "sources of harm" which includes CYOAs and /mlp/ - I know, crazy. Nah, just joking, probably Winds of the Past session tomorrow.

>>30263819
>Mind Charge
>Mind Charge
>Megidolaon

Thanks for the free exp, nerd.

can anyone confirm whether or not
>>30263708
>>30263798 is the real Wizzlbang?

>>30263843
Anon here, he's the real deal.

>>30263843
Probably. He pops in to Sekrit every now and again and someone quoted that post at him.

>>30262691
>fast enough for even the most generous interpretation of a speed-limit to get nervous.
Kek.

New Nebula Thread!
>>30263864

>>30263398
Who ever did that and what do you even mean?

>>30263894
This dumb ass anon. >>30204392

Freezing the ground to go faster? Seriously? That's fucking stupid. For one you NEED friction to move. And doing thqt might make you spin out and crash. Especially so if you're about to turn.

>>30262722
If we take the ice mage we have even less to worry about from fire. I choose winter hit.

>>30264025
I disagree with you and your reasoning for wanting Winter Hit, but I agree with getting him.

>>30263584
the posts aren't very long though for the most part. Although I suppose they are far longer then asnyip posts.

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>>30264102
Neither of them are particularly high as far as word count goes.

>>30264102
ASNYIP has a higher word count, but it also dumped stats and inventory at the end of every post.

>>30264127
It's a lot easier to get a high post count than it is to get a high word count.

>>30264139
Yeah I would say that likely accounts for almost all asns word count. Which is a shame for it. The inflated word count will hurt peoples wilingness to read it.

>>30264143
Ok?

>>30263584
Isn't asnyip missing posts from the sex scenes or am I misremebering things.

>>30264127
Wow Darkest Hour got up fairly high.

>>30262722
I prefer to get Dusk. As a good as Winter is, I feel he is a more of a liability if this is how he behaves for a first impression.

>>30264127
Interestingly the quest above Nebula in word count is by the same qm but has less posts.
I am far too lazy to check how close they are in word count though.

>>30264193
Agreed.

>>30264179
Probably. Since OP never had a name images were added based on image size, which had a lot of false positives and a lot of misses. There's only so much I could bulk fix. If you're interested in fixing anything then any reports would be appreciated.

https://mega.co.nz/#F!M9AhUYJK!OMzuihO8Rkt2wX75E39pQw
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/00uxciuoqiuax2h/AADB93U7sQOeucUog3YHLYmca/Main%20Story?dl=0

>>30264224
Ok sure. Shame a lot of the images are long lost. Unless they are in those files you just linked.

>>30264233
Some of them probably are. But the dropbox and Mega should have most of them.

>>30264248
Well I will get to reading later and start helping you fix I suppose. I have a few other things to catch up on first though.

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Resuming Miracle:
>>30263886

And starting a new thread of Hail, vengeance edition:
>>30264203

>>30264260
Do I need to download those right now or will they stay up for the foreseeable future?

>>30264269
>just skips over the getting of the ship

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Big Mare Hero continues amidst small pony tears:
>>30264371
>>30264380

>ausfags get my little pony the movie a month after the rest of us.
I don't think I want to make fun of them anymore. That's just fucking terrible for them.

>>30264768
>implying it won't be up on intetertubes after a week

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>last thread

>>30264790
>Cain Problem
He sure does have a lot of those.

>>30264391
I want to cum inside Dandy.

>>30264825
IWDFTCIM

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>DW over
I'll miss my favorite OCD horse

>>30264860
Awww is it finished? Guess I should not have put off reading it for so long. What does the qm have planned next?

>>30264860
>ended on an odd number

>>30264879
more prostitution

>>30265033
Could be fun. I came in too late for heat.

>>30265033
>>30265041
Most MC's are just prostitutes in denial anyway, so I'd be nice to see another really getting in touch with their filthy whore inner self.

>>30264879
I think Aight was planning Pony M.A.S.H.

>>30265041
Then you shouldn't have put off DW either.

>>30265041
>I came in too late for heat.
You should have been there anon. Should have been there to save us from our own terrible choices.

>>30265066
Don't lump me in with one dumbass that never slept.

>>30265066
Are you sure about that Anon. I am after all iFag

>>30265081
*lumps u*

>>30265098
In fact yes. You may be a little dumb but I doubt you would have supported all of the dumbest decisions they made.

>>30265099
Anon pls no. The thought of him unsupervised, throwing his dumb ideas and stupid suggestions on my defenseless favorite quest haunts me still.

>>30265098
I will take someone who makes decisions I disagree with sometimes (you) to any number of the people who shot angrily in defense of anons. I'm so sick of seeing posts with misspellings that throw around the words cancer, meme, autist, and kys at random like they're some sort of insane computer program designed to shitpost that hasn't quite figured out human behavior yet.

>>30265143
Then don't fucking sleep during your favorite quest.

>>30265156
But Aight was a madman who just never stopped running! The spirit was willing but the flesh was weak.

Fruity is a slootie

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>>30265190
Prove it

>>30265181
Ah I see. That could cause problems yes.

I wish they would hurry up and invent pills that replace sleep. Maybe then the guy would not have gone so dumb from sleep dep and this general would still be worth something.

>>30265211
Please stop making excuses for him. Please stop bringing him up when he wasn't mentioned. Anons don't need to be defended.

>>30265211
Please shut up about him.
>>30265250
Well the evidence does seem to suggest it was mostly sleep deprivation.

>>30265041
Same spot as you. Dissapointed that it didn't end with both couples together.

>>30265407
Well I have not found the time to read heat yet but from what I have heard I wish I was around.

>>30265033
>>30265041
Oh wait. I just noticed they were the same qm. Did you mean a heat sequel or just some other prostitute.

>>30265493

>>30265486
yes

Speaking of iFag with the revelation of what happened when he was 15 I have been thinking about it a lot. It must have been fucking terrible for him. I could't imagine how bad he must have felt and now I am all depressed.

>>30265486
Nobody answer this anon. It's rhetorical.

>>30265505
Please just drop it.

>>30265504
Nice blogpost.

>tfw I can't decide which of my current games to run

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>>30265553
>running multiple CYOAs

>>30265553
LANDFALL

>>30265504
Whatever it was it pales in comparison to putting up with your bullshit.

>>30265615
see
>>30241039
>>30242096
>>30242309

>>30265640
see
>>30265615

>>30265640
Awwww jeez rick why you gotta go make me sympathize with the guy who killed my favorite hobby.

>>30265579
>Implying I was the one who made that post.
Whith my inside information I can tell you >>30265553 was probably ----

i jsut dont think its fair how everyone is bullying me and a few other board users just because of how we type or draw its like you cant be happy unless your bitching about stuff all the time thats what spoled kids do

>>30265972
>tricky hook.jpg

>>30265972
Nobody is bullying anybody because of how they draw except the one guy who hates Cainart just because iFag loved it so much and that other guy who does not know what rotoscoping means. If you are gonna false flag get your facts straight. I do agree with the position you are falseflagging though. People overreacted to all that shit.

>>30266001
>[citation needed]

>>30266012
I made several claims in that post. Which do you need a citation on.

>>30266063
that u arent just falseflaging

>>30266012
I kind of feel like the burden of proof is on you here. Post recentish people getting bullied for their art with the exception of the two anons mentioned.

>>30266087
EVVERYONE HERE IS ABULLY THEY JUST TALK ABOUT THE SAME GAME OVER AND OVER AND ONLY POST THE SAME 2 PONIES WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT WISPEN OR CHOOSEY I WANT TO SEE NEW MATERIALS BUT NO ONE IS LETTING THEM POST

>>30266096
Don't be gay anon. Post a horse or something and maybe we'll talk about it.

>>30266096
Whispen and Choosie are the only pones that matter. Your waifu is shit, and so are you.

Reminder that nips will come back soon.

>>30266128
>

The problem is not people only posting those two horses but rather the same fucking Choosie images for over and over again in the op. I personally do like whispenposting and suspect it detracts from the creation of new memes but it is not worth fighting.
I do agree with you that the people complaining about how much Darkest Hour talk there is are fucking faggot though.

I find it interesting that you apparently swtiched from false flag to blatant caricature.

Then again at this point I am not even sure which positions you are arguing.

>>30266139
Fuck meant to quote
>>30266096
also meant to say do not like whispenposting

>>30266139
To be honest I'm just bored and burned out with this whole general. I shitpost way more than I used to but I often sprinkle in a few coherent posts once in awhile. Running games have been more discouraging than enjoyable lately, and not just on /mlp/. I've been tossing around the notion of just quitting for good, but I don't know if I'd feel worse if I just left my pony creations in permanent stasis.

Oh neat. Looks like we are out of chargen and fallout cyoa is going to be a go.

Who would you ship with Inept?

>>30266289
No one. Inept is too pure for any of us plebs.

>>30266289
tuypo

Who would you ship with Mora?

>>30266289
Fruggy

>>30266318
tuypo

>>30265098
Would you have voted against going back to work?

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>>30266289
myself

>>30266468
I would likely have voted against even taking the job. If we still went through with it though then yes I would have gotten the fuck out of town.

>>30266170
You should finish them and then never touch them again.

>>30266639
Starting up a DW Q&A session for anyone who's interested.

>>30264879
For the moment, a long break. I doubt I'll ever run a CYOA again, but who knows what the future holds.

>>30265055
This was one of my most fleshed out ideas, but I'm not really feeling a drive to run it. And if I'm not feeling a drive before the damn thing starts, who knows how I'll feel running at its lowest point.

>>30266690
>I doubt I'll ever run a CYOA again
Shame.

Still you do what works for you.

It's funny. Back when Vine first asked what we thought of Cardea I thought she was suggesting a three way rather then taking her as a crew member. Now months later It might really happen.

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>>30266822

>>30266690
I totally get it. Running a CYOA is a ton of work, let alone two stories that together are longer than the entirety of the hobbit and lord of the rings books put together.
Hell, longer than War and Peace. It's totally understandable if you're spent on horse fiction

They were both great fun, and I loved all the work you put in. Thanks a ton, Aight.

>>30266848
Nebula characters. There was some rather serious discussion going on and I did not want my anecdote to distract from that.

>>30266822
This is a conflict waiting to happen. Cardea has feelings for Rust still. A threesome is sure to cause some drama which I anticipate.

>>30266977
Yeah I think it best to just stick to watching myself. I am quite interested to see how things go
>inb4 we stay so busy for the entirety of the rest of the quest there is no time for any more sex anyway.

>>30266999
I don't know about watching. I feel it encourage to get to get more emotionally involved even without being physical. This isn't going end up being a FWB.

Although, I am interested if we go through the threesome idea. Cardea inexperience with relationships with lead to an interesting conflict.

Friendly reminder to proofread posts before sending them out full of errors.

>>30267190
NIW hw yi n hell would i do a thing like that

>>30267190
>implying i dont do that and then stil fuck it up

This shitpost over
>>30267211
This shitpost over
>>30267205
This shitpost over
>>30267190
This shitpost

>>30267307
What the hell does this mean?

>>30266690
y u do dis
I maybe would have stuck around past the first thread next time

>>30267044
In a way we are being kind of selfish. It could be said we are encouraging her to fulfill our fetish.

It is quite an interesting situation that is for sure.

>>30267551
We could always reciprocate her feelings. Pluto confirmed that ponies generally have open relationships. We could talk to Vine about this and make everyone hopefully happy.

>>30267730
I think that was just a sometimes rather then a generally but that is also a possibility.

>>30267749
Sounds like it might work. It feels awful that she would wants to be with us knowing she has to leave in the future. Although, this has to be discussed with Vine. She's open to casual sex, but we don't know if she'll accept polygamy.

I must say I am quite intrigued by the opening post of the new fallout cyoa (everything yesterday was just chargen)

>>30264272
They're not mine and they've been up for years. Presumably they're good.

>>30268297
Yaaaay I can be a lazy shit and put it off.

Did anyone ever run that mini of the horse whose buttmark was to get eaten?

>>30268386
Nope. Vore quest epilogue never came through either.

>>30268390
Well, I wasn't interested in that edgefest anywho. Welp, I have tomorrow off. Not to make promises that I probably won't keep, but the quest to get eaten sounded fun, so the best I can do is maybe.

>>30268411

>Someone is actually considering a cyoa based on my vore shitpost

P-Pls

>>30268411
I really liked the detail put into our motivations and backstory in the hard vore quest. I really got a good feel for the character. It was especially impressive for what amounted to (real spoiler ahead) a dick joke

>>30268452
Speaking of shitpost quests. When is Cold Chicken quest coming back?

>>30268452
We have a quest based on the big mare shitpost and it's doing just fine

Res and Inept are the same person

Purple poners are always right!

>>30269793
Name three examples.

>>30269800
1: Twilight
2: Twilight Sparkle
3: Princess Twilight Sparkle

>>30269473
Proofs?

>>30269830
Have you ever seen them in the same room?

>>30259602
>tfw I finally get a vacation
>tfw I am area so remote I can catch some wi-fi on my mobile phone and read stuff
>tfw can't post on mobile, posting from old-ass public computer now
>tfw can't play quests

I don't want to live anymore. At least I can rest.

>>30270099
wait those aren't boobs?

>>30270099
Oh Ponelung you poor old sod

Running.
>>30270867

Is Friday the deadest day?

>>30270895
Sunday usually is.

>>30266879

Wait, Aight has run two CYOA's?

I only followed dirty work What was the other one?

>>30266690
Thanks for all of your amazing work. Hope you enjoy your vacation from CYOAs.

>>30270944
Heat

>>30270904
But Sunday is when all the QMs play D&D. Why would th-

Oh.

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>>30264127
>mfw I remember reading trough most of those CYOA's while at work
If only I could experience those beautiful times

>>30271020
War in the North was SUPER

>>30271073
GREAT

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>>30271073
And M&M's was AMAZEING

>>30271126
FUN

>>30271137
FOR

>>30271150
>>30271151
PLAYERS.

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Big Mare Hero continues, as we get a rare insight into the complex mind of ponies and monsters:
>>30271600

>>30271617
my fucking sides Fins!
Gas gas lmao

Come on Res, give us Hypequest 2!

ded

>>30272012
Wewuz questing

>>30272012

I want to see a quest where Shade recieves an invite to Gar's wedding in the afterlife, and fights his way back to the mortal plane in an effort to make it on time.

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A knock on the Door prompts craft to open up revealing a large ape standing next to the door.
>"Sorry I'm late, you guys ready to head out?" Bath asks.
>"One minute, I've gotta go take care of Squirrel," Tube Sand answers.
The three make their way to an already packed car.
>"You want us all to cram into the same car?" Tubesand asks.
>"Come on, it's nice and cozy in here, I mean we're all friends right?" Hero asks.
Tube Sand grumbles as he and Craft climb into the front seat of the car with Bath and Longfolia.
Bath starts the car and begins driving downtown.
>"So Inept, you're coming too?" Craft asks.
>"Yeah, of course, I mean sompony needs to remind you how much you suck. Besides if something bad happens I can reap some more souls ."
Inept pulls a scythe out of nowhere which barely missis everyone and causes Bath to swerve on the road.
>"What the fuck Inept!" "Put that this away!" "Trigger discipline!"
Inept puts her gardening tool away and the car calms down.
>"H-hey, it shouldn't be dangerous there. I mean they're just gonna have tourist knick knacks and tea and stuff right?" Longfolia asks.
>"We're going to a bar... and brothel."Ziggy adds.
>"W-what!?" Longfolia exclaims.

Welcome to Journey to McSweezy's.
Where this car full of characters is going to McSweezy's Irish style pub and brothel that caters to extreme fetishes to purchase one of their used sex-slave mares for Craft. That being said, everyone going has their own goals in mind.

Who will you play as?
Mora - Ziggy
Wolvan - Fixie
Hijacker -Hijipone
Inept -Inept pone
Minister -Longfolia
Res -TubeSand
Hero -Hero Pone
The BathWater Hero -Bath
PandaCraft -Craft

>>30272752
Craftpone, of course

>>30272752
>Decided against putting tuypo in there
Booooooooooooo

We will play as bath I guess.

>>30272752
Play as Res. That would be funny.

>>30272752
It's pandatime for sure.

>>30272752
the zigger

>>30272752
Lets be Mora

>>30272752
Inept

>>30272752
Mora

>>30272815
>>30272826
>>30272868
Zebrafags everypony

>>30272752
Res

>>30272752
Tubesand

>>30272752
Hijijiji

>>30272752
Craft

>>30272786
Agreed on both points. Sure there would have been a lot of Bias in the portayal but it could have been interesting.

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>>30272786
>Ifag still trying to astroturf someone into drawing his shitty OC

>>30272964
Wasn't me faggot. I really don't give a fuck.

>>30272964
Hey screw you I ain't iFag.

>>30272752
Res boi

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>>30272964

>>30272752
I vote Mora. Second choice Res.

>>30272964
Anon, don't say that. Saying that kind of thing out loud causes autism.

>>30273262
Third time I have seen that image with that name. Third time it was an anon defending iFag.

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Bath Brings you all up to the counter.
>"Hey Bath," The bartender cheerfully exclaims, "Oh, and long time no see Hero! What brings you boys, girl and, do you mind if I call you traps? In tonight?"
>"Well Cabaret... We're here to purchase of your Used mares for Crafty over here," Bath says while messing up Craft's mane.
>Cabaret seems to think about something before responding"Craft?.. Wait, I think the boss has said something about you. And considering how many friendly faces I see, I'm sure Nikita will want to deal with this personally."
>"Great where is she?" Bath asks.
>"Well she's out for the moment. Could I get you all to wait until she comes back."
>"No that's totally cool. I wanted to get some drinks, and hang out first anyway. Why don't you guys find a seat?" Bath asks you all.
You all debate with each other where to sit, but Hero Finally convinces you to all sit at a booth because it'll be easier to see all of your smiling faces.
Longfolia is shaking the seat as his eyes dart around the room as fast as he is shivering.
>"H-how long are we gonna be here? I don't feel safe." the little stallion asks.
>"Oh we'll be here as long as we're all having fun and until Craft gets his mare. Bu in the meantime, why don't we all scooch in and give Bath some space."Hero says garbing Longfolia and holding him with a firm grip, "Come on Inept, Bring it in close.
Bath comes back with a worried look and a couple of pitchers of beer.

Res, Craft and Mora were the top choices.
Calling the pole at 6 o'clock my time.
https://strawpoll.com/bgx34s6

>>30273317
>Tube Sand: Scoring a sick goal on a mare/ Griffin in Air-hockey.
Could not hit the vote button fast enough.

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Oh your grandparents are still alive? That's wonderful! When was the last time you saw them? Called them? You have told them you love them at least once, right Anon?

>>30273342
What're you a cop?

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>>30273342
Called 'em last Thursday. What about you?

>>30273389
They've been dead for a few years now. But I got to spend some time with them before that and tell them some important things.

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>>30273341
You are TubeSand, a well respected QM, Craft's official guardian and the one that is now going to have to help Craft feed this mare when she inevitable ends up in your basement. There's only one thing you want to do tonight, and that's Dominate at air hockey!
You scan the room for an air-hockey table, and spot one next to a couple of shady ponies playing pool.
What you really want is to crash a grill of a griffin at the table sport, but thus far the only grillyou see and know without a doubt are female are Inept and the bar tender.
>"So, you guys wanna play darts or something?" Bath asks as he pours you all cups of beer.
>"Ooh! Lets play some billiards!" Fixie exclaims, "It feels like it's been forever since I played last!"
>"Hey!" Hijacker yells, "You said they serve meat here right?"
>"Uhh, Yeah." Bath answers.
>"I only want one thing... Burg! I want Burg and I want it now!"

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>>30273317
>suddenly no one votes for craft and everyone votes for res

>>30273446
Try and get Bath to wear a skirt, and just pretend he's a girl.

>>30273495
Dude it's air hockey.

>>30273446
Let's get you a burger then. We need food too to fuel our air-hockey game and give us the endurance to dominate the table all night.

>>30273446
I'll be your burg, kiddo

>>30273509
This but with craft instead.

>>30273509
This, but with Mora instead.

>>30273294
You're a faggot but I am glad to see somebody finally understands that overuse of a single image can make you recognizable. Three uses is hardly ebough to form a pattern though. Especialy when you are ifag is the most common accusation leveled in these threads.

>>30273446
Wear a skirt and pretend to be a mare so you can take Craft home

>>30273767
This. Go talk to the chick we met about pretending to be one of their sex slaves.

>>30273599
>>30273629
Why not Inept?

>>30273446
Challenge Inept to air hockey. Call her a double chicken.

>>30273792
Because she's a bitch.

>>30273797
This. Time to put her in her place

>>30273712
>You're a faggot
Why? For recognizing that what >>30272964 said would cause autistic screeching? It did. That was probably the response he wanted, too.

>>30273767
>>30273777
I retract my vote for craft wearing a skirt in favor of this.

>>30273712
>overuse of a single image can make you recognizable
I agree. Overuse of specific images, spellings, punctuation choices, and ways of stating your opinion. Gets even worse when an anon has several of those that are distinctive.

And you're a faggot too for calling him a faggot.

>>30273887
>ways of stating your opinion
I don't really see how this one is a problem. They are only recognizable when stating that opinion. Otherwise they blend in with the rest of us.