Y-you would never have intercourse with a REAL horse, would

I know she's just pretending to like me so she can cheat and swindle me later, so no.

>>30247028
that sounds like a woman, not a horse

>>30247028
On the good side, she'd lose her magic powers.

>>30247873
This can't be healthy

>>30247873
Is this the infamous 1guy1horse video? I never saw it.

No, they have terrible hygiene and smell like shit, unlike the ponies of Equestria who take baths regularly and use toilets like civilized people.

>>30246980
Of course not. I'm not that sick.

stay 2D

>>30246980
Don't worry Andrea, I'd rape you sooner than I'd rape any of your characters.

>>30246980

I'm a xenophile, not into bestiality.

>>30246980
I fisted a horse once until she came. Does that count?

>>30246980
Who the fuck wouldn't?

Horses are considerably larger than me so I probably would not like it.

>>30246980
I'm at the point where I'd fuck pretty much anything with a heartbeat and a vagina.