Hey Nonny.... You think I can crash at your place for awhile?

>>30239591
You're an element of harmony and you know all 4 princesses, quit bullshitting me.

>>30239591
Fuck off OP.

>>30239591
Last time I let you stay over after one of your sob stories, you raped me and stole my ps4.
Not buying it. Get lost.

>>30239591
Not even my waifu, and I'd let her stay forever if she needed some help. Seeing Pinkie sad is heartbreaking.

>>30239604
>all 4
t. fan of the fandom

>>30239604
One of whom lives LITERALLY down the street. Fucking please.

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>>30239618
>cantdanse
>celestial
>luner
>twiggles
eat me, junior

>>30239591
No! Not again.
Last time you tied me down and fisted my ass.
Then you fucking boosted my tims nigga.
I ain't letting your punk ass in no more.

>>30239591
"You can just move in. Forever. But you have to wear this maid uniform at all times."

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>>30239628
HI ANON!

>>30239604
>>30239611
These people don't know what Harmony is and that's the reason why they'll never get to Equestria

>>30239645
Oh, right

The other princess of merchandising

>>30239604
>Pinkie comes to you for help
>You ask why she didn't go to the rest of the mane 6 first
>She did, but they all turned her down
>As she gets set up at your place, you head out to get some answers from her friends
>They're a little evasive at first, but soon they reveal the truth
>They think Pinkie needs to get laid
>They all believe that her current predicament is caused by a lack of male attention in her life, so they're shacking her up with you so that you touch her lady weiner or whatever
>Despite the fact that Pinkie has never expressed any sort of sexual or romantic interest in you, and you aren't particularly interested in her in that way either
>As far as they are concerned, now that the two of you are living together, it's only a matter of time

>>30239669
It's funny, because there were a few shorts with Pinkie and Flurry Heart. So canonically (or semi canonically, or whatever), Pinkie knows Flurry better than any of the other Princesses that aren't Twi.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjG4-t09bi14YDmW8OMkDmYi

>>30239691
Isn't that kind of how sitcoms work?

Watch this shitty roleplay prompt thread get 100+ replies while threads of mild quality get ignored completely.

I fucking hate this board.

>>30239691
Goddammit I hate when my friends plot against me like that.

>>30239712
>threads of mild quality
Sorry but your EQG threads are more cancerous than this "shitty roleplay prompt thread"

>>30239731
I'm not an EqGfag you Mong.

>>30239691
>"You're trying go hook me up?! I HAVE A MINOTAUR GIRLFRIEND! She likes my body and thinks I would be good breeding mate... that weirded me out too at first, but I'm okay with it now! Plus, she has breasts the size of my head and an ass that could break soda cans."

>>30239740
Yeah right, and I'm not a brony

>>30239758
I said "threads of mild quality", and EqG girls threads do not fall into that category.EqG is one of the reasons this board is so shit.

>>30239748
W-would you mind introducing me to her....?
I've got a lot of soda...

>>30239748
>mino waifu
RG-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE pls leave

>>30239775
Oh. Then I 100% agree with you, my nigga

>>30239775
Shitposting > talking about the show

>>30239776
>Anon brings his SUPPOSED Minotaur gf to Equestria
>No one believes she's real
>She is
>Rainbow Dash shakily offers her a soda
>Chugs it
>Places the can between her cheeks
>Squeeze
>CRUSH
>Rainbow Dash's lesbianism increases 120%
>Anon flips off the m6 minus Pinkie
>He, his gf, and Pinkie hang out
>They get along
>She recognizes Pinkie is like a little baby, not a threat
>Is okay with her boarding with her gf
>But since she is there...
>Pinkie heard violent creaking that night
>Thought the house was haunted

>>30239591
Cooking? Cleaning? You know I'm a strong, independent bachelor who don't need nunna dat shit, right? If anything, you'd be doing that for yourself.

We all know what you really mean. Now come here and make your down payment.
>she sobs as you unzip dick

>>30239591
Ur ghey

>>30239836
U-unf

>>30239691
Are stereotypical cliches a thing in Equestria? You know, duets sung in perfect harmony by complete fucking strangers and that magically makes the soul mates, that sort of thing? Is this what this is?

>>30239691
>poners try to hook pinkie and anon up because they are both losers and they are hoping that being in a relationship can fix that
i can see this working

>>30239906
>When Anon appeared in Equestria, he appeared in Sugarcube Corner
>Pinkie was the first thing he saw when he opened his eyes
>Everyone is so confused that they didn't fall in love immediately, get married, and pump out half a dozen half-breed foals together

>>30239939
>they didn't fall in love immediately, get married, and pump out half a dozen half-breed foals together
Really stretching my sense of belief here.

>>30239591

>Sugarcube Corner suffers a catastrophic cupcake chain reaction and burns to the ground
>Pinkie drives Mane 6 crazy one after another crashing at their place
>Finally, she's forced to come to Anon's door
>Can an antisocial alien find happiness with a party-powered pony roomie?
>Odd Couple: Equestria, next on Discovery!

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>>30239591
anyone who would say no to this is a faggot, prove me wrong
pro tip: you can't

>>30239939
>>30240076
I'd read a mix of these, I mean alone they could be pretty good but I think combining them could be interesting

>>30239604
Fpbp

>>30239591
Pinkie, I live in a mud puddle.

>>30240757
Are you a leprechaun?

>>30239691

"Yeah, you can live with me."
>"R-really?!"
"But, I have to ask for something."
>"Anything! Thank you-thank you-"
"I need you to go and ask your friends if cross-species reproduction is possible."
>"Well, ok, but can I ask why Nonny?"
"It's absolutely top secret research I'm doing, if I asked them myself, they might get suspicious."
>"Well, what do you want me to say to them? If they ask me?"
"Just say you're curious, it peaked your interest, but DON'T let them know you're doing it for me, alright?"
>"Sure thing!"

>All of Pinkies friends thinks she got laid and is worried about having a bun in the oven.
>Quietly celebrate the shagging that never happened.
>Meanwhile, Anon makes billions after creating grape flavored apples and other such edibles, much to the dismay of the Apple family.

>>30241493
Yeaaah, fuck those apples!

ass grass or cash, take your pick

>>30240076

>"Pinkie, why is the inside of the kitchen covered in waffle batter?"
>"I...I tried to make breakfast but it's like nobody used this stove for years!"
>"Microwave. Hot Pockets."
>*Pinkie barely twitching her hoof*
>"...you're waving, aren't you."
>"YUPPAROONIE!"
*laugh track*

>>30239591
I'd be so suspicious of this my head would spin

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>>30239748
>Mino-gf

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>>30239618
>this.
This guy gets it. Here you go, a snuggley, happy ponk and the girls.

>>30239591
*takes a deep breath*
I guess you can stay for awhile.
Under one condition. Don't destroy my apartment, I'll show you the room you will be sleeping in.