This filly's name is Tumble. She just asked you out.

>>30239370
Sure, (she) seems cute and willing enough.

>>30239370
Keep it in trap tickler, faggot.

>>30239370
Only if she swallows.

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>>30239370
Of course

>>30239370
Succubus (male)

>>30239370
Anal Fuck

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Did you know that it's actually possible to enjoy a nice evening out with someone and even have a few drinks without having sex with them?

I don't have time to babysit kids. I can ask my friend Flitter to spend some time with her.

>>30239569
>"Um, actually, I-I was thinking...maybe I could spend some time inside your testicles, Anon?"

>>30239564
you can always admire food on a table too, but try telling that to a starving malnourished african nigger child

>>30239564
>filly
>drinks
>even mentioning sex
You fucking degenerate.

>>30239370
>Rumble pretends to be a girl to go on a date with you
>Despite looking convincing, you see right through the disguise, and play along to see what he has planned

>>30239615
I bet you want to hold hands
You're the true degenerate

>>30239370
Well why not it's her who asked not me

>>30239700
>her

I'd force her to continuously give birth and kill their own foals in extremely degenerate ways

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>Tell Nyx to go out with him
>Inform her that she's actually a colt
>Nyx goes along because she finds Rumble cute
>Rumble doesn't accept at first because he wants a pony coltfriend
>Hours, days pass and they become quite close
>Finally it comes time and they decide to have "hot filly lesbian sex"
>Rumble finally reveals he's a trap
>She's not surprised because she already knew
>However Rumble was surprised to find that Nyx has a dick
>She cock vores him
>Everyone lived happily ever after

>>30239704
meh i don't care

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>>30239370
This thread

>>30239715
This went from bad to good to amazing

>>30239732
>to much horse trap pics make you the horse trap

>>30239715
Two crappy forced memes in one post.

>>30239715
I love happy endings

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>>30239715

>>30239715
I guess Rumble

Fell into a trap

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>>30241232

>>30239564
Yeah, which is just a primer for when you later go out together again and have sex with them.

>>30239370
I don't know. If he's just looking for sucking my dick then sure, but if he wants us to become a thing then no fuck that
I want to impregnate ponies

>>30239564
Oh yeah, but why stop there and not fuck them right after?

>>30241382
impregnate his dick

>>30241382
>>30241422
Dubs say this is the right answer.
Give the trap colt a case of testicular pregnancy, anon.

>>30241422
Nah, I'd fear for his or the child's safety at some point
Also I'm quite sure that's not how satyrs ponies are born
Also I want my kid to have a mom and I want her to feed them with her swollen teats. All natural milk.

>>30241437
Fuck dubs, watch my trips

>>30241442
Fuck.
Oh well close enough.

>>30239670
Can you at least black out that sentence, almost threw up from reading it, HERESY

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>>30241476
no

>>30241530
Fuck, that's hot...

>>30241530
L-lewd....

>>30239370
Can't wait till we're both in hell, so I can just dip you in molten lead and break you over and over.

>>30241861
If you're both in hell, you wont get the opportunity, silly.

>>30239370

>So what happened?
>How this happened?
>When did things got to this point of your life that you had to wear a red dress and have a girly mane style?
>And why are you trying to date the local green hairless monkey of Ponyville aka Anon?
>It was Button’s faults. It is ALWAYS Button’s fault
>When you accepted to play spin the bottle with the cutie mark crusaders and Button asked you for Truth or dare, by Tartarus, you thought he was going to challenge you to kiss one of the cutie mark crusaders… beat his high score in a videogame… spy on the mare’s bathroom… try searching for El Dorado…
>But no, that wasn’t the dare
>”You’ll have to wear a cute dress and try dating Anon! If you get a kiss from him, you win”
>You are going to kill him for this later
>Is not like you couldn’t refuse the challenge, they could have called you a chicken for not accepting it! And you are no chicken!
>You are a colt- no! You are a brave stallion who can accept any challenge! Just like your brother!
>…hope he never knows about this little challenge
>Sweetie Belle helped you get the red gal dress (made and exported by Rarity®) and Applebloom helped combing your mane, which now was a different style…. Scootaloo did nothing but laugh at the whole challenge and Button gave you the nickname ‘Tumbla’
>Looking in the mirror, there was a different colt. Rumble was gone and it was replaced with a cute filly
>You can’t stop brushing…
>This is the worst day of your life
>Well, no running away now
>You are Rumble the tumble
And you are outside Anon’s house, in your attempt to get a date with him
>This is stupid
>You sweat as you stand in front of his main door; your mind full of thoughts of what to do if X thing happens
>Applebloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Button were hiding in a bush. Giggling all the way at you as you stand still like a statue in a garden
>You’ll have to think for a really bad dare for Button after this
>But that comes later
>You take a soft sigh as you knock the door

>>30243508

>’Maybe if I tell Anon that this was a dare and if he could follow my lead on this… it’ll be all over soon’ you thought
>But then they would listen to you through the window or some open part of his house
>And to win this dare he has to kiss you…
>This is harder than you thought and you haven’t even started!
>Although they never said /which/ part Anon has to kiss you… it could be on the hoof and the dare would be over
>You knock a little more on the door and hear steps inside his house
>Must be Anon, he’s coming
>You hear his voice inside the house as he tries to open the door
>”Fucking finally, I was waiting for this pizza for HOURS. Don’t expect a change you little fu“ Anon opens the door and looks surprised, or more disappointed, as he looks at you. “You don’t look like the pizza deliver, you don’t even look like cheese pizza”
>Oh god he is so tall
>Okay Rumble, you got this. Just breath slowly and don’t try messing this up, the less thing you want is to Anon to notice that you are a boy
>You even tried changing your voice a bit to try to convince him that you are a ‘she’
“H-hello mister, I’m new to Ponyville, and I’m a mare”
>Nailed it
>Anon eyed you from bottom to top, giving you little shivers up your back
>”Do you have a penis?”
“Umm… no”
>”Did you check?”
“…Yes?”
>Is this some kind of test? You are so nervous that you could explode by all the tension!
>Take it easy Rumble… he doesn’t need to see you sweating… just keep it cool, you are a mare now, so act like one!
>…no, don’t ask him to buy you jewels
>”Alright little lady, I was just asking for security, you never know if someone is secretly a stallion under a dress. My name is Jesus Christ, but everyone in this town calls me Anon”
>Okay, time to say your new name
“H-hi, my name is Tumbla, like I said… I’m new in town” you say, trying to be as friendly as possible while smiling
>Anon brings one hand to his face, stroking his chin as he thinks

>>30243517

>”Hmm, is a pleasure to meet you, Tumbla. But… why did you come over here with me if you are new in this place? There is that big ass crystal castle that looks like a toy for little girls, which lives her majesty, princess pork sparkle. If you can’t ask her for directions, Mayor Mare sure knows and would help you”
>Oh no, think Rumble, think…
“Umm, well… I… somepony told me to visit you! A-and I’m from Cloudsdale!”
>”Someone in Cloudsdale told you about me? Uh, weird. I have never been in Cloudsdale, since I can’t grow wings from all of the sudden and I can’t ask the busy princess of friendship for a magic spell for it”
>Okay Rumble you got this, use the logic on this one
“W-well, you’re pretty famous around these lands… the only houman in Equestria, they said…”
>Your heart is beating faster each sentence you say… if you can’t control yourself you are going to get a heart attack
>You could feel yourself getting a little dizzy
>Baby steps Rumble… baby steps and breathe slowly
“And you are pretty cute…”
>…
>Did you say that? Oh Celestia please, make sure they didn’t hear that…
>”Whoa, thanks little mare, or should I say Tumbla? Yeah, thanks Tumbla. I might be the only ‘houman’ in Equestria, but hey, that makes me unique. ” Anon said, his smile was beaming as you looked at him
>Were you getting nervous or is the dress making you act more different than you thought? Your hips were itching
>Must be the underwear…
>Well at least is comfy to wear
>You look at Anon while you smile nervously at him; time to move to the next step
“Can I come inside, Anon?”
>”Nigga that’s my quote”
>You tilt your head as you wonder what he wanted to say by that
“Ummm? I was asking if we can… enter your house and, I don’t know, talk for a while?”
>”Yes, come inside. Feel free to enter my cave, but don’t expect the Holy Grail in it. I didn’t expect visitors so I don’t have my place clean”

>>30243524

>You don’t care if the walls are sticky with cheese or if the house smells bad, you just want your kiss and this dare to be done
>Anon enters the house and you follow him
>His house was tiny, the living room was connected with the kitchen and there were two more doors which you think they were his bathroom and bedroom
>You walk and sit on one of his couches on the living room; Anon sits in front of you on another couch
>Okay, let’s get into a friendly conversation
>Celestia if only you knew what to talk about…
“S-so… what can you tell me about you, Anon?”
>Anon puts his arms around his chest as he thinks for an answer
>”Well, I’m a strong liberal ape who needs no help from no woman. Except Applejack, cause I help her every morning, y’know, bucking apple trees with my strong arms and stuff. Is a shame I don’t have the strength to shatter rocks with my bare hands, I could be pretty famous in a rock farm with that kind of strength” Anon coughs “What about you Tumbla? Age? Zodiac sign? Favorite food? Blood type? Virgin?”
>Okay, Anon must be joking about most of what he is asking, so you’ll lie about your age. Which age is good to say?
>Maybe you’ll copy Miss Cloudchaser age
“I’m 17 years old”
>Wait, was she that old? Or was she 19 years old? You can’t remember…
“I like flying around and having fun with friends… you know, dating them, kissing them, the usual…” you finish your sentence with a wink
>You don’t know if you are being very direct with him, but hey, whatever gets you out of this situation will work
>”Oh, so you are /that/ kind of mare, uh?”
>You happily nod
>Hey! Maybe this dare will be over more quickly than you thought!
>”It’s been a while since I meet one of your kind, wanna have some fun later?”
>Yes! That must mean that he wants to go on a date with you! Score!
“I wouldn’t mind!” You take a pause. “Do you have something to drink? I’m kind of thirsty”
>”Sure, let me see what I got in my kitchen”
>Anon stands from his seat and goes to the kitchen

>>30243535

>Okay Rumble, you are doing well. Anon surely will date you, all you need is to be sure that he kisses you in front of them and this will be over!
>You hear sounds coming from a near window of the living room, across the window they were… the cutie mark crusaders and Button, making kissing gestures with their faces…
“I swear to Celestia that-“
>You stop talking as Anon comes back from the kitchen holding two cups with a pink liquid in it, he hands you one cup which you hold with your two hooves and he puts his own on the table
>”There you go, hope you like it”
“Umm, what is this?”
>You sniff the cup by curiosity; it smells like a hospital room…
>”It’s wine, sorry, I don’t have water. I have this weird ass trick that let my hands turn water into wine for some reason”
>Wine? Uh, you’ll never heard about this type of water
>Must be a new kind
>You sip your cup and as soon as some of the wine is in your throat, you cough. This tastes like cider but with something else in it!
>Tastes so… weird! Like if some grapes fought against some cheap perfume and lost!
>Anon notices your reaction at the wine and stares with a worried expression on his face
>”What’s that? You don’t like it? I thought mares like you did like wine”
>Quick Rumble! Don’t lose him! Just… try to ignore the taste and think about some taste better than it! Pineapple! Apples! Cotton candy! Anything!
>Closing your eyes, you quickly drink the cup with all the wine in it, you feel as your stomach reacts badly to the wine and your throat feels like is burning
“Ah… it… tastes good! Wine is my favorite drink, you know? Heh…”
>It doesn’t taste anything near good, but you do it for the dare
>Anon looks surprised as you drank all the wine from your cup, he sips his own cup and stands up from the couch
>”I see, let me bring the entire bottle then”
>No more please…
“I-I wouldn’t mind more”
>You never asked for this

>>30243543

>Only thing you know is that you can challenge Button into drinking wine… as he dresses as a breezie!
>As Anon is picking up a brand new bottle from the kitchen, your thoughts focus on what to do next
>Plan A: Drink the wine and talk with Anon bearing the strong drink
>Plan B: Surrender and go home
>Plan C: Throw the bottle at the window, hopefully you’ll hit Button
>Plan D: Surprise Anon with a kiss that should lead you to him kissing you
>Anon comes back, bottle in hand but instead of sitting where he was sitting he sits at your side on the couch
>…Why is Anon sitting at your side?
>”Well, here’s the bottle, hope you don’t mind if I refill your cup”
“Hehe… I don’t mind at all!”
>Your voice is getting nervous and your hooves are shaking, you really wish he didn’t had this weird water with bad taste
>Anon refills your cup and you take a sip. Yup, still tastes bad
>Maybe the taste will go away if you keep drinking…
>”Seems like you love the wine, good. I hope you don’t mind if I get a little bit closer”
>Anon puts his left arm around your shoulders, cornering you in the left side of the couch, unable to move
“Umm, suit yourself”
>You sip your cup again; the taste is still the same
>Your throat still burns and if your stomach had face, it would be crying right now
>Maybe is time to ask Anon for that date
>Maybe using that phrase that your brother uses with Flitter would make Anon to happily accept the date
>You look at Anon while almost sipping the cup
“So… Anon, in a scale of one to the Crystal Empire, how free are you today for a… date?”
>You sip again while you wait for the answer, Anon was looking at the ceiling as he was thinking for an answer
>The taste is getting a little bearable now… was this your third cup?
>Golly hope you don’t get addicted to this
>” Germany, 1942”
>Ugh? What did he meant by that?
>Is that word a city or something? Or was it that the number is over ten, which is okay for him?
>Then by that logic that must mean he is free today!

>>30243550

“So you are free!”
>Anon spits out his drink and starts laughing
>”Yeah, yeah I’m free Tumbla. Never felt so free before”
>Why is he laughing?
>Was it something that you said?
>Anon calms his laughter and refills your cup with more wine, as much as you don’t want more, you’ll have to drink it
>You don’t want to look like a bad visitor, right?
“So… can we go today on a date?”
>”Premature, are we? Heh, just like me. Where would you like to go? Dinner in Canterlot? A walk near the Everfree Forest? Watching the stars on the roof of my house this night?”
>You both hear knocks on the main door repeatedly
>”Or we could eat pizza here and well… do other things later, when the wine hits you. What do you say?”
>The wine can hurt you!?
>…No, maybe he said it for something else
>Okay Rumble, Just act friendly with Anon and make sure to sound one hundred percent kind with him
“I-I wouldn’t mind being with you in this day, I’m glad I’m here with you… but a walk through the forest would be delightful, or maybe we could watch the sunset as we grab our hooves…”
>Okay, maybe you overdid it
>”Holy shit, don’t act so lewd yet! We haven’t had dinner yet and you want to hold my hand already? Control yourself woman- er, mare” Anon stands up from the couch and goes towards the main door “If you excuse me, I’m going to answer the door. I swear if this isn’t the delivery pony…”
>You overdid it!
>Oh Rumble… get your stuff together! You don’t want to lose him!
>…The dare! You don’t want to lose the dare!
>Focus on the objective!
>You look at the main door; Anon was angrily talking with the delivery pony
>Poor guy, he doesn’t looks like he had a good day today
>You drink a little more wine while you watch Anon having a little discussion with the delivery pony. Good thing is that the wine is starting to have no bad taste
>The delivery pony hands Anon the pizza and Anon pays him, closing the door behind him, Anon walks towards the kitchen

>>30243559

>”Fucking Discord had to order a pizza when he can create thousands by a single snap of his talons, is that or the delivery guy had a really bullshit story to fake his delay…”
>Discord ordering a pizza? That doesn’t make any sense
>Yet again… is Discord and you heard that most of what he does doesn’t makes sense
“That must be the true, he looked at the verge of crying… and his mane was all messed up. Where does Discord live anyway?”
>Anon brings two plates with two slices of pizza on each plate, he leaves them on the table
>You leave your cup on the table and pick up the plate, starting to eat one slice of pizza
>This challenge wasn’t so bad… you get something to drink and eat… maybe this wasn’t a bad idea anymore… and Anon is charming and a good guy…
>Acting like a girl maybe has its privileges
>Although you were starting to get a little funny inside
>”Some crazy alternative dimension, last time he invited me to his house, the fucker didn’t teleport me to his house, but to somewhere near, which was inside his dimension. He gave me a map and said ‘There, hope this works’, the fucking map was blank and it felt like I was there for a whole week”
>You swallow piece of the slice of pizza accompanied with some wine as you listen his short story
>Anon started to chew his slice of pizza
>He sure was hungry… he said he was waiting for the pizza for hours, didn’t he? Poor guy…
“Why was he so mean to you? Did you do something to him?”
>”Nah, is his nature. Is that or he knew I was looking at Fluttershy’s ass”
“Oh, I see”
>Time goes by as you two talk about different subjects
>Weather on Cloudsdale, problems in Ponyville, traveling around Equestria and other stuff
>You weren’t listening to all the conversation as you were dizzy from something, which you thought it was the wine
>Between you and Anon the wine bottle was now empty; you lost count of how many cups you drank
>But hey! At least you were accepting his hospitality!

>>30243570

>It was getting late now, as the sun was hiding near the mountains, the moon of Luna soon would be showing
>You look through the window that was in the living room, outside were still waiting for something to happen the cutie mark crusaders and button
>They looked very bored
>Good
>You lazily look at Anon; he was still at your side on the couch. You were fighting to get your voice to sound like a girl, the problem was, all that wine you drank was taking effect
“Is it… twilight already?”
>”Twilight? Nah she must be eating something right now or solving a friendship problem”
“No no, I meant, is evening already?”
>Anon stretches from the part of his couch and looks at his arm, looking at his clock he notices the time
>”Yup, is going to be night soon. You got a place to stay? You can sleep with me, no problem for me”
>But… what about the date?
“Umm… we didn’t… have the… date yet… I wanted it to be today…”
>You were starting to feel weak, your voice sounded tired and you could feel a little pain in your head
>You need to sleep…
>”But we did have the date, didn’t we? We talked and ate pizza, it wasn’t a good first date, but hey, next one I can take you to some other place”
>So this /was/ a date!
>Now you need a kiss from him and you win!
>Wait, did he say something about a second date?
>…You wouldn’t mind, Anon is a good guy
“I gladly… accept another date… I kind of… like you… you are a…”
>Anon put his hand on your mane, starting to pet you gently
“Oh… what are you- oh! Oh! ~”
>You could feel relief as a sensation suddenly came to you. Anon was scratching you behind your ears
>The sensation was amazing; you couldn’t stop moving your front hooves
“That feels… good… Please, don’t… stop”

>>30243575

>You rest your head on his chest and lie on the couch as you slowly start to feel light, your eyes closing slowly and your body enjoying some rest
>Anon stops scratching your ears and goes back to petting your mane
“Anon…” you can’t start your sentence as you yawn from fatigue
>”Hush, just rest Tumbla. You had enough wine, just rest for a bit”
>Anon tenderly kisses you in your head as you start falling asleep
“I… won…”
>All you see before you fall asleep in Anon’s arms is his warm smile
>”Jackpot”

>>30243508
>>30243517
>>30243524
>>30243535
>>30243543
>>30243550
>>30243559
>>30243570
>>30243575
>>30243587

Excellent

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>>30243587
Wub it.

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>>30239370
But qt colt is better au naturale

>>30244248
sauce pls

>>30243587
needs more nyx

>>30243587
really good shit

>>30243587
>underage colt seduces jesus Anon
Damn, never expected this shit
great job

>>30239370
No.
No one genuinely loves me.
They just want money.
Like I have any.

>>30243587
I never knew I needed this until I saw it. This some real good shit, Anon.

>This thread about R63
I love you guy.

>>30243587
You. I like you.

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>>30243587
Maybe I'll finish this shit this weekend, having to write other stuff and writing many one-shots killed my schedule a bit of a time ago
https://pastebin.com/RSNzCHw9

>>30246669
hah

>>30247239
you planning lewd?

>>30247517
Well, I was planning on adding Button Mash to follow the dare since Rumble already won his.
But anything can happen.
I'm too rusty on my lewd writing tho.

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>>30247567
Forgot pic related

>>30247574
Do it faggot
please.

>>30248572
I'll see about it

>>30247567
>since Rumble already won his
A kiss on the head like he'd get from his mom obviously doesn't count.
The spirit of the bet clearly meant a romantic-type kiss on the lips or at least the cheek.

>>30250354
Or on the dick

>>30239715
I like this version better

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>>30244864
Saucerinos

https://e621.net/post/show/635853/2015-anal-anal_penetration-balls-blush-bow-clothin

>>30250544
Not to shit on your tastes or anything, but,
>posting inferior trap version
I mean, I know I'm in the wrong neighborhood, but still.

>>30244864
https://derpibooru.org/870334

>>30251201
>the pantsu makes it inferior
what are you on about faggot

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>>30251201
>inferior
>trap version
wew

>>30251201
>saying you know where you but saying trap version inferior

please explain why its worse, you realize where you are

>>30251300
There is a cum version of the pantsu, it is hot.
Also as long as it gives me a boner, I'm okay with whatever version.

>>30252248
Link. Now.

>>30252394
https://derpibooru.org/870331

Why the fuck is this candyass so popular?

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>>30253019
>He's cute
>Best colt
>Best bottom colt

Also, I think Ima write at work updates so I have enough to deliver in da weekend.
Writing at work means no luwd, sorry gals.

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Also, if this thread does dies, I'll continue the story on /hhh/.

>>30250544
So the image was not in fact au naturale

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>>30253019
trappy colts are best colts

>>30253004
underwhelming
I mean could that cum be more obviously an afterthought

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>>30255440
I prefer /ss/ rumble over trap rumble myself but eh.

>>30256315
Yes but trappy colts getting /ss/'d is above all the others Anon

>>30256315
They're both great.

>>30253945
i think you mean /hhg/

>>30251937
Because I'm here for Rumble, not trap stuff. Trap is okay, but like I said here >>30244248, I prefer him au naturale.

qt colt will never come to your house every day after school for his daily ball draining

>>30257028
>He will never tell you he's late for school as he runs with a bread on his mouth
>He will never ask you to upsies
>He will never give you hugs as you come back from work
>He will never be your cockslut at bed while you molest him in his sleep while he is dressing a pink skirt and you fill him until he wakes up the next morning for school
>He will never have daddy issues from you
>He will never tell you about his crushes from school as you help him take a bath and hump him clean
>He will never be at your side as you fall asleep and you wake up next day with him hugging your leg
>He will never ask you to be his father
>He will never be real

dont die, k?

>>30256950
welp i was wrong for some reason it is not a general

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>never

Bump it up!

>>30260756
>last photo taken of colt before he was mysteriously cock vored

>>30260756
>They keep teasing him using the tip of their wings while he's trying to get his piece
>"S-stop it! You're cheating!"
>"Cheating?? We're just showing how much we like you Rumble~"
>"And you don't seem to dislike it from here~"
>First boner
>"W-what?! I'm sorry, I don't--"
>"Shh, it's okay rumble, let us take care of it for you"
It writes itself

>>30262311
There's no way that would be Cloud Chaser's first boner.

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Never had OC before, but now I want a trap horse OC.
What do?

>>30262554
take your chapo trap horse bullshit where it belongs >>30183803

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>>30262324
>There's no way that would be Cloud Chaser's first boner.
I like you for finding the slightly mistake of the anon writing that someone got a boner but not writing who

>>30239370
That's not a filly.

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>>30264040
I see one pretty filly there if you ask me

foal is for cock vore

>>30264040
Its clearly female anon

>>30247567
You say that, but the majority thinks that doesn't count.

>>30262554
s-s-sauce?

>>30264804
https://derpibooru.org/1455121

>>30239370
To the theatre to see a movie, sure. Just as friends though. That's about as far as I'd go.
I don't think my waifu would be to happy if I took a (filly) out on a date.

>>30264817
thanks m8

>>30264222
>discord has a CBT fetish
>He throws his own balls for celestia to chew on them and bring them back
>"Agh! Good girl! Now go get the stick!"

>>30241232
More like he Tumbled into a trap.

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>>30264222

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>>30264817

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>>30246438
God damn, Anon I know that feel

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>>30264040
You're mistaken.

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>>30267642
>"What's my surprise, Anon?"

>>30267735
>blindfolding Rumble with his Filly Scouts tail bow
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