>a book containing every greentext and fanfiction you've

>>30237792
Pull my pants down in preparation.

>>30237792
nyet

"Anon, why are so many of these about me fucking a generic, obvious self insert?"

>>30237792
>Isn't Adagio one of the sirens we fought in Canterlot High
>Why does she have a penis, and why is she tricking a child into sucking said penis? Did she do this after we left?

>>30237792
I hope you like reading about your teacher, student, friends, or family getting fucked by a green ape Twiggles.

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>>30238036
>EQG

Kill yourself

>>30237792
"Anon why are most of these stories about me having a dick and using it on my friends?"
"And how did you know that was my favourite fantasy?"

>>30238036
Pastebin?

>>30237792
>"Anon, why are so many of these about me fucking my brother?"
>"You know I don't have feelings for him, right?"
>"P-Please stop crying! I take it back!"

>>30237792
>"How did you know I love to swallow cum?"

>>30238103
Behold the majesty

http://pastebin.com/wqUeBSQz

>>30237792
>"Why are all your works leeching off the success of others?"

>>30239368
Because the premise was so limiting Twiggles. Blame OP.

>>30237792
Banic! :DDD

>>30237792
>"Anon, who is this 'Milky Way' pony?
>"And why does she have impossibly large teats?"
;_;7

>>30239424
Hmm how would they react to Milky Way?

>>30239435
Probably sad thinking its some medical affliction.
>Its a reducing mammoplasty episode.

>>30239491
Depends a lot on pony secondary sexual charasteristics

I've only published two MLP fanfics and they're both Equestria Girls stuff.

>>30237792
most of my read and favorite fanfic are all Twibutt focused, i wonder how long it would take her to notice that

>>30239502
As big as pony teats could get, i hardly think it could reach milky levels

>>30237792
She would be so disgusted by the terrible syntax, she'd be rewriting it in a new book as she read it.

>>30239502
Pony secondary sexual characteristics are things like their muzzles and irises.

>>30237792
>"Anon... did you write some of those?"
"Uhm.. maybe?"
>"You do know that we couldn't procreate, right? Even by using my magic?"
>starts crying and kill myself

>"Why am I pegging you, Anon?"

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>"Anon..."
>"Anon, it's okay. This is fiction. I understand. I thought the filly story was very touching."
>"But... Me? And you? And the strap-on? I don't think of you like that. You understand, right?"
>"If it's any consolation, I thought the relationship dynamics in that other one were very progressive."
>"Anon, stop. Stop crying."
>"... I'll go get Lemon."

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>>30239560
>Twilight discovers /ntt/

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>>30237792
>"This thing is massive. You're certainly a proficient reader, Anon!"
>"...Well at least the "erotic" section doesn't take up the majority."
>"Now that can't happen to Equestria, could it?"
>"Whoever wrote several of these stories needs to study the source material and work on their grammar. That sounds nothing like me! Much less the Princesses!"
>"..."
>"Anon, I'm not THAT proficient in transformation spells..."
>hfw http://pastebin.com/MiSCHFiY

>>30237792
"They're all SPG and if you read any of them I'm getting a collar and a cattle prod."

>>30237792
Banic

>"I'm going to do much worse than what's in these, Anon!"

>"Why do you want to force me to continuously give birth and kill my own foals in extremely degenerate ways, Anon?"

>>30238036
Maybe Adagio would build a nest with her hair...maybe that's normal for a siren, but you, father of a siren's baby? that not make any sence.

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>>30237792
>"Discord? Anon? What are you doing in my treebrary?"
>"Oh Twilight! Just the unicorn I wanted to see!"
"Discord stop fucking messing around!"
>"You see my dear, Anonymous here just confessed to me that--"
"YOU BETTER NOT DO THIS DISCORD, I KNOW WHERE YOU LI-MMPH"
>A snap of his fingers later and you find yourself ballgagged, your hands instantly flying to it to try and get rid of it
>"Ahhh, isn't it better? So, as I was saying, we, our human friend and I, were drinking some cider and confessing some secrets to each other, and he might've told me that he liked writing when he was alone. A lot."
>Your eyes go wide, you can't believe he's selling you out.
>Booksmart's quizzical expression turns exuberant when the meaning gets past her ears.
>"Oh?? Really? Why didn't you ever tell me that Anon? I never expected you of all pon--humans, to like writing!"
>Discord chuckles at that.
>"Oh but he does, he's just a bit shy..."
>You shake your head towards her, mmmphing, trying to tell her to not listen but this strap is impossible to detach
>"So, what do you write about? Science fiction? Historical events? Fantasy?"
>"From what I heard, it's mostly... romance."

>>30239793
forgot to
>"green"

>>30239801
>You jump on him, trying to find a way to shut him up but a blink later he disappeared, leaving your arms flailing at thin air.
>A small blush comes up her face.
>"Romance? Wow, I never thought that you'd be interested in this subject Anon. B-but there's nothing to be shy about! I myself have wrote a couple pieces when I was younger..."
>"Oh but his are much more... mature."
>He snaps his finger once more, making a huge book pop out of existence right in front of the purple mare.
>You know this book.
>No, anything but that.
>You run to it but you find yourself paralyzed mid step two feet away.
"Mmmpghhhphh!"
>"D-discord why are you--"
>Her snakes his way around her back, his long tongue slithering an inch away from her twitching ear.
>"In this book lies Anon's secret desires, his dreams and his nightmares..."
>She eyes it once more, a hoof reaching for it. But stops, bringing it down.
>"No, I-I shouldn't, Anon obviously doesn't want me to--"
>"I am quite certain that deep inside, Anon wants you to read them... Hay, most of those stories involves you, after all..."
>Her eyes widen in surprise and she lifts them to meet yours, the blush from earlier getting stronger and creeping down her neck.
>"M-m-me?"
>She whispers, her eyes going back down to the impossibly large book.
>"Just a little peak couldn't hurt, right? I'm sure your friendship would come out stronger than ever..."
>She nods. And her hoof reaches for the book.

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>>30237792
>"Whu... What? Flash wouldn't... He wouldn't rape me. Or- or the other me! He's... He's a Nice Guy, Anon! He wouldn't do something like that just because I haven't talked to him in several months! Did you write this bundle of... of... of lies and sin?!"

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>>30239810
>She opens it and starts reading the first page.
>You don't even find the strength to make any sound anymore. You lost.
>What was the first page about again...?
>The blush on her face and her breath getting heavier tells you it was bad enough.
>Discord grins at you when he finds your death glare, then leans forward to read the page from over her shoulder, whistling when he gets past the third paragraph.
>You see her sheepishly glancing up to you from time to time. And every time your eyes meet hers, you feel like killing yourself some more.
>What is she going to think of you now? It's not your fault you were used to fap twice a day, there's no internet here, they didn't even invent porn yet!
>And they all keep running around naked with only their tails covering their puffy, inviting lips.
>And that hers was the most enticing and beautiful of them all.
>A sigh escaping her lips tells you she finished the first story. You prepare to be bombarded with questions and scowled to death, but nothing happens, you just see her eyes shifts towards the next page and she starts reading your next work.

>>30239861
Keep going

>>30239861
>You just gave up, waiting for the sweet release of death.
>She was finishing the sixth page, and the smell as well as her back legs fidgeting tells you that this one was especially saucy.
>Guess it was the one you wrote about her casting that want it need it spell on your dick and then pushed her in the mirror pool.
>You remember it because you can see the stains you left on the middle of the pages when you finished writing it. You were still kinda new to these things...
>Meanwhile Discord was just as invested as she was, sending you knowing grins and whistles from time to time, his paw even giving you a thumbs up a couple times.
>Her horn started glowing and she turned the page, eyes widening when she saw that the next two pages were filled to the brim with words. Then she flipped the page, again, and again, not bothering to read everything. When she found out that she couldn't find any blank page, she stood up and flipped the whole book around, raising an eyebrow at you when she realized that you finished the book. This entire book.
>"I can't believe you wrote all of this Anon, when did you even find the time to do this?"
>You avert your eyes in shame, or try to, the stasis in which you were still stuck didn't give your eyes enough freedom to completely remove the small pony from the picture.
>"Oh, but that is only the first volume my dear!
>A snap later and two more books appeared in front of her.
>She gasped and sat down in disbelief, her blush deepening again.
>She gulped and her gaze shifted between you and the books several times, her gears obviously turning as fast as they can.
>Then she cleared her throat, obviously coming to some sort of conclusion.
>"Discord? Could you... leave us alone for a bit? I think we need to talk..."
>"Yes, and as much as I'd love to hear it too, I can smell where this is going."
>"W-w-what--"
>He disappeared, his chuckle still resounding inside the room for a couple seconds.

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>>30239948
I have no idea where I'm going with this so bear with me aight
who am I kidding we both know where this is going

>>30237792

>gets to the Milky Way greentexts
>instantly loses all of her jobs, including Princess

"When I said my mind was an open book, it wasn't an invitation to read it."

>>30240067
i like where this is going

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>>30237792
>ever read
>not ever written
Dodged a bullet.

I've read a rather large percentage of fimfic . net, and its not all porn, I like long fica so I can get immersed in the world of that story, but I have read all of the futa fics, twi and shiny fics, most incest fics for that matter, some grimdark fics that were actually good, silent ponyville being one series... the whole magic bit series... earliest fic I can remember reading is 'Possiblities of Potions'

>>30237792
Oh, I read that as 'ever written'. That's... Probably worse.

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>>30240064
"Shit--"
>His spells on you dissipates with him gone, and you stumble down on the floor in surprise.
>You groan, slowly lifting yourself up and stretching your jaw to try and ease the stiffness you felt.
>Then you finally notice her getting closer to you. She stares straight at you while moving, an unreadable expression on her face, but the blush still clearly there.
>Is she mad? Disappointed? Did you ruin everything?
>Whatever it is you don't feel yourself apt at dealing with this.
>Your face turns to the side, to escape her gaze, but also to find the way out.
>You quickly gets up and dashes for the door. You'll just talk to her tomorrow. Or you'll send her a letter, that seems like a good idea. Or maybe you'll just move out of ponyville and--
>You find yourself magically stopped right before you could grasp the doorknob.
>You groan in defeat. That's fucking cheating, why can they all do this.
>"Anon... I think we really need to talk about... this."
>At least you still have control of your head and you can talk this time.
>So you groan again.
"C-can we talk about this tomorrow?"
>"No. If I let you go I won't see you for a week."
>She's not wrong.
>You hear her hooves clopping closer and closer from behind.
>"I just want to understand Anon."
>You can't let her do this, not today, if she keeps going you're going to say things you'll regret, you need to plan this kind of shit. You need a way out.
"There's nothing to understand,"
>Good start. If you don't count the stuttering.
"I-uh, it was fun! I just wrote it for fun! Hehehe..."
>You force a chuckle.
>You know she's not going to fall for this. She's smart, much too smart for this.
>The soft thuds finally stop. You don't need to turn your head to know she's right behind you.
>Then you feel her hoof against the back of your leg, pawing at it the same way she always did whenever she wanted to get your attention.
>"Was it?"

>>30242086
>Your heart finds your throat and you open your mouth to lie to her once more, but nothing comes out.
>"Was it just for fun, Anon?"
>Her hoof digs ever so slightly deeper inside of your leg.
"Twily don't..."
>You're so going to ruin his life. You're not sure how, but you'll find a way.
>"If... if you look at me and tell me that you wrote all these... stories, for fun, then I'll believe you Anon. And I'll let you go."
>Okay this sounds easy enough.
>You can do this much.
>You turn your head and look at her, opening your mouth, then closing it.
>You gulp. Your throat is just dry. Nothing else.
>T-this has nothing to do with you losing yourself in her beautiful eyes or wondering how soft her lips must feel.
>Then she tilts her head to the side slightly, her hoof pawing at your thigh once more and an ear twitching in anticipation.
>And you can't take it anymore. You tear your gaze away from hers and lift your head back up.
>Fuck, you were going to do it. Why did she have to do this...
>You need a plan B, pronto.
>"You just have to tell me Anon."
>Seconds go by, and nothing comes out.
>Her sigh nearly makes you jolt.
>Then she makes her way in front of you, sitting down back to the door, chin up to stare straight at you.
>But you can't meet her demanding eyes, forcing your face all the way to the side.
>"Look at me Anon."
>You shake your head.
>"Please Anon, look at me."
"I-I can't."
>"Of course you can, you did it a hundred times before."
>We're not before.
>It's not the same.
>"Don't make me use magic Anon. Because I will."
>That's it, a way out!
"You can't do this! A-and I'm sure you're not allowed to abuse your magic to keep me like this either! I'll send a letter to--"
>"You don't seem to mind me pinning you down against your will in these stories of yours though."

>>30242618
>You peek down to catch her grinning expression.
>But when you try to retreat you find yourself stuck in place, the fading aura around her horn giving you the exact reason.
>"Told you I would~"
>You can't fight this. Her.
>You still have control of your eyes tho and do your best to keep them as far away as you can.
>"So, Anon..."
>Why does she have to say your name like that.
>"Care to tell me why you /really/ wrote them?"
>Shitshitshitshit
"I told you I can't."
>"Why?"
>She asks, tilting her head again and placing a hoof on top of your knee.
>Why does she have to be so stubborn about this kind of shit.
>Why are you in this position? Why you? Why did you have to fall in love with a horse? With her?
"I don't..."
>You gulp, preparing yourself mentally.
>But close your eyes, because you're a pussy.
"I don't want to ruin this Twilight. I-I'm fine, really, I just..."
>"Ruin... this?"
>Her magic tugs your hand forward, pulling it against her cheek.
>She doesn't waste time and nestle against it when it's close enough.
>You open your eyes when you feel it, when you feel her warmth spread through your skin, the soft fuzz of her coat tickling it while your heart hammers in your chest.
>"Why would something like this ruins anything Anon?"
>Her voice is soft and gentle and kind.
>But you still don't find the courage to keep your eyes on hers and look away, but you find out it's not enough, so you force them close again.
>She sighs once more.
>Then you feel the control of all your limbs coming back.
>"Listen, Anon... you're right, I shouldn't try to force this."
>She says looking down.
>"If you want to run away... you can go. I won't stop you this time."
>You inhale strongly and look at the door, thinking of running for it for a moment.
>But her smell hits you.
>"But running away won't do any good."
>"I-I know I'm not really experienced in... this, but if you really don't want to ruin this, then I think we should talk."

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>>30242678
>She nuzzles against your palm again when saying so.
>She's right, you know she's right.
>But you run away because you're a bitch
The end

jk, I'll keep going if there's people even reading this shit

>>30237792
>"Anon, why did you write this?"
>I just read it, I'm not the one who writes it!
>"But they all say anon."

>>30242703
Do what you want anon, thanks.

>>30239424
Tell me about Milky Way! Why does she have such huge crotchtits!

>>30239627
>the last sentence of that fic
Holy fuck.

>>30242703
You got a pastebin?

>>30242788
If i post that mare would i die?

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>>30242703
Im reading...go on

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>>30243831
>>30243857
https://pastebin.com/Z9EG35kK
It's 6AM so I'll finish it tomorrow.
I didn't intend on making it so mushy and drag it on so long but... yeah.
You guys want lewd or just cute stuff?

>>30237792
that's gonna be really long and half of it is gonna be porn

>>30243902
Write what comes to you man.

>>30242788
It doesn't matter why she does
What matters is the lewds
>>30243846
It would cause extreme unemployment

>>30237792

>"Anon, most of these aren't very good."
>"I can tell why most of them didn't get very many replies."
>"And why do you have to always go for the most bizarre, fucked up fetishes?"
>"I mean, Rarity getting stuck inside one of Spike's two giant treasure-enhanced penises and ejaculated out floating inside a semen bubble all the way down?"
>"What the fucking fuck?"

>>30243902
I d prefeer qt, but whatever floats your boat man
Ponies are not for sexual

>>30237792
>entire Austraeoh series up to date
>Background Pony
>The end of ponies
>CRISIS Equestria
>Fallout Equestria and all major sidefics
>Past Sins
Well, I have enough time to run away.

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>>30237792
>Theres no words in this book...
"Thats cause im not gay twilight"
>I dont think i understand but ok...

>>30243902
I know it's supposed to be light hearted but I can't really bring myself to not be planning interesting deaths to Discord regardless of how it actually turns out. Either the ends don't justify the means or Anon is free to "remove" a potential threat to harmony

>>30242678
>This story, too, would appear in the book

>>30237792
Jokes on you, I just nuked my pastebin

>>30244223
Causes a paradox and the multiverse implodes.

>>30244223
Don't spoil the ending faggot

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>>30237792
>"Anon what's a stand and does Rainbow Dash have one?"
"Well you see Twi-"
>"And why are you Rainbow Dash's stand."

I think I'll be fine.

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>>30237792
>"..."
Twiggles, remember when Princess Celestia told you that there's no wrong way to fantasize?
>"I'm calling the police."
I'll just see myself out.