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You've just been told that Tartarus has opened, and Celestia and Luna must be alerted immediately, but this guard won't let you into the throne room.
How are you going to get past him?
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>>30236204
>rape
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>>30236204
Throw him in the Cuckshed.
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>>30236204
A quick blowjob always does the trick
t. slutty virgin living in a dream world
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>>30236204
get the genie from aladdin
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>>30236204
Smite him.
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>>30236204
cockvore him
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>>30236204
Reaffirm the importance of the news you carry
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>>30236204
Can't I just tell him instead?
He'd be able to get the message through the proper channels, right?
And if not, at least it's on him instead of me.
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Make him continuously give birth and kill his own foals in extremely degenerate ways
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>>30236204
facefuck him until he lets you past
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>>30236204
Tell him that I have news about the dragon attack in Helgen. Riverwood is in danger!
That usually does the trick.
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>>30236204
boop his snoot and slip past him while's he's still startled
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>>30236204
I tell him that the beacons have been lit and that Gondor calls for aid
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