Look Anon, I've hit a dry spell and I'm probably going

>>30234732
I'm not into dudes

>>30234732
I'm not into minute mares, speedy

*Locks Dash in the closet and leaves*

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>>30234732
I'm not into mares, fag.

>>30234732
I'm not into broom closets

>>30234732
This is either roleplaying or a prompt.
MODS

>>30234732
"No thanks."
>Dash looks at you, a bit taken aback.
>"Wait, what?"
"I don't need to do that."
>She props up an eyebrow.
>"Look Anon, you don't get it. I'm offering to-"
"I know what you meant, and I don't care. The answer is no, but thanks anyway."
>She glances around to see if someone else is watching.
>Maybe Anon is just pulling a prank.
>She chuckles a bit to herself as she expects to spot someone hiding around a corner, but it cuts off when she confirms they're alone.
>Looking back at Anon she loses her composure.
>"You're not serious, are you?"
>You don't reply.
>She's already been told twice now.
>You cross your arms and frown at her.
>Her face grows stern.
>"You're joking, right? Anon, I..."
>She glances towards the closet and then back down at you.
>"I mean, I'm an awesome mare Anon. It's not like we just have to stick to the basics. We can do other stuff."
>Your frown grows larger and her face tinges with desperation.
>"You can't mean you wouldn't do anything with me. No strings attached. You can even brag about it after if you want."
>She just won't shut up.
>"Oh I get it. You're mad because I made fun of you. Well I was just kidding, okay? Now let's go into the closet already."
"I'm gonna go find Twilight. She wanted to talk about something really boring and I was trying to avoid it, but now it's the better option."
>As you turn to leave Dash just hovers there and watches you shrink away.
>"Okay, you got me. Real funny. Anon? Anon?"
>You finally round a corner and no longer hear her.

>>30234732
Sure, but I'm gonna need you to clean up that crust first

>ywn make a mare continuously give birth and kill her own foals in extremely degenerate ways

>>30235599
more

>>30235599
Please. I need more, sir. I need this.

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>>30235599
I also want more of this

>>30235599
Shooting down confident females is my fetish. Please continue.

>>30235599
Anon the Alpha male is my shiggy, please continue.

>>30235599
Green bump

>>30235599
proceed...

>>30235599
>turning down a lay with Dashishka
Anon confirmed for faggot

>>30235599
More nao

>>30235525
Shut up fag

>>30235599
Pretty good so far, keep going

why are you guys so hyp for that little prompt? i didnt plan on it going anywhere