>That anon who calls any pony he hasn't met background

>>30231083
>Those anons who perished trying to get to rainbow dash's cloud house to tell her they wanted to come inside

>>30231083
>That time Celestia decided to put the Anons in a concentration camp
>Which was a failure since the Anons concentration skills didnt improve a bit.

>>30231083
>that anon who keeps throwing herbs at ponies he doesn't like
>that anon who is no longer allowed to be alone with big mac

>>30231111
checked

>That anon who has a restraining order on Fluttershy because she constantly harasses him

>>30231111
Thy digits, good sir!

>>30231274
>the anon who fluttershy has a restraining order on because he constantly harasses her

>That anon who keeps musing about about "the staff" whenever Twilight learns something new about friendship.

>>30231083
>That Anon who went to live with the gryphons.

>That Anon who loves being the equivalent of a girl back home.

>That Anon who just really fucking hates Starlight.

>>30231336
>those anons that still eat the shit straight out of hasbro ass

>>30231346
>Those anons who have accepted their fates

>>30231336
Alternatively:

>That Anon that keeps calling gryphons jews.

>That Anon who unironically calls himself the manliest thing around y default.

>That Anon who keeps insisting that Starlight boops her nose.

>the anon who keeps making benches and placing them around ponyville

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>That anon who thought he could get a cutie mark

>the anon who won't stop being racist to all the mudponies, horse flies, and boneheads

>that anon who tells everyone to call him anonymous
>all of them do this
>Twilight is unamused

>>30231408
>anon is my father, please call me anonymous

>all the anons who gather at sugarcube corner at 4am to make chocolate pudding

>That anon who keeps putting chocolate milk glasses all around Twilight's castle.

>>30231083
>that anon that thought he was immune to magic and got himself killed
>that anon that tried to pledge his alligance to chrissy but got turned into a husk instead
>that anon who tried to become a guard but got fired due to being a lazy fuck
>that /k/ommando anon that stalks the woods and shoots anyone that comes close
>that /pol/ack who tried to convince the princesses that they should gass the donkeys and the zebras

>>30231083
>that anon who joins in every group song but can't sing
>that anon who can't stop making horse puns
>that anon who can't stop checking dubs

>that Anon that came to Equestria, baffled and confused. Was scared at the mere sight of the pastel-coloured environment. Showed hesitance at the hearing of a pony's voice for the first time. Who sobbed wishing he could go back to 'Earth', and that he still loved 'her'. That always felt regret after he 'pulled the trigger'. The one that always wanted to be here before he arrived, but always wanted to return. That was loved, and no longer will be.
>That anon that did none of this and raped the first pony he came across.It was male.

>that group of anons that went to the moon just because they could

>that trip´faggot everybody hates

>That Anon who tried to stay with his changeling gf but died

>That anon who tried to break into the Castle to get to Equestria High, only to get gored by a guard
>That club of anons who gather around a campfire and take turns telling erotic stories about ponies
>That femanon who swiftly killed herself after realizing she was the most undesirable woman in Equestria

>that Anon who keeps trying to introduce something he calls "technology" to Equestria

>that Anon who keeps butting in to ponies conversations and saying unusual, alarming, or insulting things to derail them

>>30232766
>That /k/ommando who tried to make a gun and blew up a whole city block

>That anon who tried to adopt a filly.
>That anon who got caught trying to draw a dick on Holder's Boulder.

>That anon who keeps going to Celestia with an empty Sunny D bottle and asking if she could refill it.

>that Anon who keeps getting beaten up for playing with Nyx

>>30232843
Fuck off

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>>30232875

>>30232893
Oh I thought the nyxfag was self shaming himself.

>That anon who got a guardmare gf
>that anon who introduced femanon to his stallion bros and tried to help her get a pony bf
>that anon who was hospitalized after trying to ride a pony
>that anon who tried to build a hot air balloon and burnt down half the town

>That one anon who goes around deepening his voice to an exaggerated degree and telling people that no one cared who he was until he put on the mask

>that one anon who keeps asking "porn when?" anytime he sees a pony who he's never seen before

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>>30231887
>that /pol/ack who tried to convince the princesses that they should gass the donkeys and the zebras

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>That one anon who stays at home all day with the blinds closed and shitposts to himself

>that anon who keeps whining about how he "wants to be the little filly"
>that anon who screams "FUCK OFF POOCHIE!" whenever he sees Starlight Glimmer
>that anon who diapers in fog all the time
>that anon who keeps calling Mr. Cake a cuckold
>that anon who keeps calling Queen Chrysalis "Cheeselegs"
>that anon who made a statue of Dan from Dan vs.
>that anon who keeps calling Feather Bangs "Justin Bieber"
>that anon who keeps calling other anons "fans of the fandom"
>that anon who is only gay for stallions

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>>30233063
>diapers in fog

>The anon that ask sexual and personal questions to ponies, zebras and dragons with "scientific educational purposes"

>that anon that cries whenever he sees a couple being affectionate to each other
>that anon that does his best to seem happy for them whenever you ask him why he's crying, but he's actually wondering why he's still living
>that anon that's always alone but whenever you ask him he says he prefer it that way
>that anon that cried when Ponk hugged him, the pink mare whispering that she'd never let him go and that everything will be fine

>That anon who found the mirror pool and amassed an army of himself to attempt to sweep Ponyville of their mares.
>They didn't do shit and only contribute the growing population

>that Anon that started worshipping Celestia unironically and went to the palace to drink tea and chat with the staff every Sunday.
>that jewish Anon that became Royal Counselor and convinced Celestia to bomb the Yaks.
>Anon that wanted to retake the holy Land from the Saddle Arabians but stabed himself in the toe with his Claymore when "studying the blade" a day before.
>that Anon who became a blacksmith because he liked to touch hooves.

>That Anon who built a wall out of mud and sticks to keep the donkeys out.

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>>30233431
>that Anon who became a blacksmith because he liked to touch hooves.
G-guily.

>>30231540
chuckled

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>that Anon who told Twilight loss.jpg was a religious symbol and that drawing it on everything was a sacred cultural custom

>That Anon who ruined the Ponyville Foal and Filly Fair by deliberately running into Cherry Berry's helicopter's rotor blades while she was giving rides

>That Anon that never does anything interesting because he's too scared he'll make a bad impression with the ponies.

>that anon who keeps calling ponies "boopsluts"

>That Anon who keeps running through Ponyville screaming "IT"S NOT REAL!"

>That Anon who killed himself and didn't say why.

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>>30233325

>>30232829
>than Anon who became the filly

>>30236185
>That Anon who murdered that filly.

>That Anon that was told it get's better

>>30233063
>diapers in fog
I think him and fillyanon will get along

>the anon who goes to Twilight's castle just to spill a glass of chocolate milk

>>30236087
>that Anon who ran around shouting "It's a little girl's show!" every time he saw references to adult activities or when a social situation he was in got too nuanced for his liking

>That Anon that keeps demanding for "the lore" whenever Starswirl the Bearded is mentioned.

>that Anon who became the little filly and was forced to continuously give birth and kill her own foals in extremely degenerate ways

>>30236249
>the anon who, when spoken to, only responded with copypasta

>That Anon that was just happy to be there and was a well known resident of Ponyville.

>that anon who puts up "No Fun Allowed" signs anywhere he finds other anons

>That Anon who accidentally caused a war to start between ponies and gryphons

>>30231331
The Anon who has a restraining order on another Anon for being a sperg who harassed a rapist pony

>that anon who keeps yelling "BENIS!" all the time
>that anon who says that he can offer amazing advice for any situation, but the only advice he gives is, "Kill yourself."
>that anon who keeps telling other anons, "you newfags can't even triforce"
>that anon who stays in his house all day, and when asked why, only replies "i'm waiting for the Master of Masters, the Shogun of Sorrow, to return"
>that anon who keeps flipping his shit whenever he sees ponies holding hooves

>that anon who goes around asking ponies "are traps gay?"

>that anon who calls anything he doesn't like "poopy".

>that anon who keeps butting into conversations just to say "I came here to laugh at you"

>that anon who secretly photographs the flanks of mares

>that anon who wanted magic so he dabbled with dark magic and plastered his body with evil runes

>>30237029
>That Anon who gets the reference and gives him a paper with "(You)" written

>that anon who shouts "Fluttercucks BTFO" wherever Discord and Fluttershy held a tea party

>that anon who keeps groping Trixie and excusing himself by saying "just checking for traps"

>that anon who autistically screams "Rarity is a whore

>>30231083
>that Anon who keeps on trying to convince Thorax to watch Ancient Aliens

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Now this is a good thread

>that anon who wears a Rainbow Dash T shirt and saying shit like 20% cooler, Brohoof, Friendship and Tolerance, etc wherever he goes out in public in Equestria

>that Anon who seems to be lost all the time but he's just looking for Applejack's parents

>that /pol/lack who shows an image of a helicopter whenever he sees Starlight

>that anon who keeps putting a doggie collar on Starlight while she sleeps

>that anon who shouted "fake news", "kill yourself" and"fucking commies are at it again" when Starlight declared everyone is equal in their town

>that anon who keeps trying to fuck their waifu

>that anon who wants to cuck Cadence

>the anon who went through the mirror portal to go to yell 'SUNSHIT SHITMER' to Sunsets face

>that anon who pretends Twilight's wings is just a weird backpack

>that Anon who went missing after being invited for dinner by Lyra and BonBon

>that anon who hasn't moved since season 2

>that anon who became a Glimmerfag by just visiting Canterlot and mingling with its populace

>the anon who tried to kill Twilight to see if she was immortal

>that /o/tist who is shrieking violently after finding out that there are no cars in Equestria

>that anon who went through the mirror portal just so he could shitpost on the internet again

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>>30231887
>he wouldn't become a husk for his queen

>>30237388
>the anon who FUCKING IMPLYING that was a bad thing

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>>30237353
>the /dbt/ /o/tist who is in denial

>that /b/tard who tortured a foal because he though it was a real fluffy

>that /b/tard who complained about "moralfags" when he was banished to Tartarus

>that anon like futa with ballsack

>that anon who wanted to fuck Flurry Heart

>that anon who keeps trying to get Pinkie to watch him bang her sisters

>that /k/ommando who ventured into the Everfree forest to complete a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. challenge

>>30237386
>that anon who followed him and screamed about canon the entire time

>that Anon who always insisted griffons were a race of peace and then was eaten by griffons

>>30237510
>that anon who got publicly beheaded for trying to fuck Flurry Heart

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>That anon who started the church of Celestia
>That anon who started the church of Luna
>Those anons who constantly insult the other churches gods as being "worst ponies"

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>>30237685
>"fuck you twilight"
>"you're just mad no one praises you"

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>That chadanon who got a harem

>>30231474
I imagine pinkie walking into the kitchen, all tired and in pajamas, and sees about 20 humans in varying levels of clothing, having at least an apron, huddled around 1 bowl scrambling to make chocolate pudding.

>that anon who wanted to fuck Granny Smith

>>30238003
>that anon who did and fucking killed her

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>>30237834
>That manlet who keeps staring at me and my babes
Like, what's your problem breh?

>that anon who wasn't sorry when he killed Starlight because communists are not ponies
>that same anon who tried to taste pony meat

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>>30237834
>that aspie anon who can't even start a normal conversation to mares

>That Anon who decided to finally live his dream of being a dragonslayer and knight.
>But instead kidnapped a random pony to be their squire and ran off, never to be seen again.

>>30238055
checked

>that OP who is still, a faggot even though he is in Equestria

>that /b/tard who cannot stop muttering "fucking furries" when his argument is destroyed by a pony

>That Anon who never actually made it to Equestria, but instead was just in Canada.
>He fucked a moose.

>That Anon who sneaks around stealth booping ponies and running away.
>He's accumulated a lot of restraining orders.

>That Anon that kept hurting himself to see Nurse Readheart.
>They sent him to a mental hospital after the third time.

>That Anon who thought being naked was okay since ponies don't normally wear clothes.
>Got laughed at for having a small dick, then was sent to jail.

>That Anon that thought he was dreaming and tried to fuck Sweetie Belle because that's his fetish.
>Rarity always had a different answer for the strange red stains in her carpet.

>That Anon that went around pointing at other Anon's and describing them.
>He always started each description with "That Anon-"

>that /a/non who casually lurks and posts in Fingerbang

>that anon who tries to force ponies to get together because he thinks they'd make a cut couple

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>>30238023
Chad always wins

>that /fit/izen who lifts just to impress his waifu

>>30231887
>that /pol/ack that convinced Princess Flurry Heart that she should gass the donkeys and the zebras.

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>>30233325

>>30237270
>that anon who wants to cuck Shining Armor

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>>30238064
That seems like a reference.

>that muslim anon that keeps trying to spread islam and jihad but fails because he doesnt know how to make explosives
>that anon that is being stalked by lyra
>that anon that keeps stalking lyra
>that russian anon that keeps trying to convince glimglam that she s a communist
>that american anon that keeps complaining about not being allowed to eat burgers
>that anon that kidnapped and raped a changeling
>that anon that got kidnapped and raped by changelings that thought he was the same guy
>that anon that roleplays as solaire of astora
>that anon thats secretly planning to create a revolution and to dethrown the princesses so he could become the new king
>that smart anon that gave ponies the schematics to guns,bombs,gun powder and the nuclear bomb because he wants to see the world burn

>>30238676
>that anon who wants to cuck Flurry Heart

>that ogre looking anon that hides in the woods and comes out at night to steal stuff
>that anon that set fire to flutters shed
>that anon that thinks this is all a dream and keeps hitting his head on walls and trees to wake up
>that anon that tried to make his waifu love him but she finds him creepy and repulsive
>that anon that convinced luna to start playing video games
>that anon that pees in bottles and sells them to ponies as cider
>that anon who stole the princesses tiara
>that anon that went in the north to try and revive sombrero
>that anon that keeps calling zecora a zigger

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>>30232875

>that anon who keeps inviting other anons to follow him to the gay bath house
>that anon who wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>that anon who wants to insert spicy foodstuffs in places they don't belong
>that anon who has an unhealthy fascination with marshmallow frosting
>that anon who built all the sheds

>that anon who thinks you can eat things with your genitals

>>30238794
>that anon that never stops pestering Flitter every day

>that anon who performs the "praise the sun" gesture every time he sees Celestia
>that anon who went the extra mile and a got custom made Armor of the Sun
>that anon who later asks her for a glass of sunny d "straight from the source"
>that anon who got thrown in the dungeon after he explained it to a confused, and then flustered, Celestia.
>that anon who was later visited unexpectedly by Celestia later that day because that was secretly her fetish

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>that anon that fucked Winona behind Applejacks barn

>that Anon who tried to make Luna his first harem member
>but instead got forced into hers

>that anon that created A/C but failed to get a patent because ponyville is literally weather controlled

>that anon who likes to shout insults at random clouds

>that anon that raped a tree and called it flutters

>that anon who went to the doctor with a case of hard-on and was instead referred to a chiropractor

>that anon who tried to turn into a pony but only succeeded in shitting his pants

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>>30240106

>>30240150
Not gonna lie, I would read that green.

>>30241059
go request it somewhere, you might get something really good

>That Anon that got sold into some Saddle Arabian mare's harem.

>that anon who kept asking Celestia to cock vore him

> That Anon that tried to make a Tulpa and ended up in psych ward

> That Anon that watched PTS and actually had a good time

> That Anon that may or may not end up with Sunset Shimmer or may just stay in paradise at Kara-Kara

>that anon who got to a gleaming shield

>That anon who's an underage autist and was adopted by ponies because the other anons harass him and don't let him in on conversations.

>That anon who's jealous of the younger anon because he secretly wants pone parents.

>That anon who tried to start a human civilization but couldn't because nobody was interested.

>That bunch of anons who follow the main 6 around and talk about 'the show'.

>That anon who calls the ponies by their voice actor's name.

>That anon who tries to stalk background ponies but is distracted by someone else and stalks them instead, repeating this process daily.

>That anon that says 'everypony'.

>>30241511
That anon who cucked Cadence and stayed straight

>>30241517
>That anon whose name is Twilight Sparkle.

>That anon who can never pronounce Pinkie Pie's name right.

>That anon who got all his headcanons crushed upon arrival.

>That anon who actually misses home.

>That anon who cares more about how he got into Equestria than actually being there.

>That anon who was dissapointed in how many of the other anons were neckbeards.

>That anon who got arrested on the first day.

>That anon who managed to get a pony gf.

>The femanon who acted normal amongst the mob of spergs.

>That anon who always breathes heavily and is into some really fucked up shit.

>That anon who calls everyone fag.

>That anon who scribbled a picture of Applejack onto a pillow and carries it around all day.

>That anon who complains about anything recent and says "Season 1 was the best season"

>That anon who tried to bring as many inventions from Earth into Equestria and claim them as his own.

>That anon who shits on a piece of paper and sticks it somewhere everyone can see.

>That anon who writes

>that Anon who kidnapped Fizzle to make him wear dresses

>>30241825
Sorry. had an error while posting.

>That anon who writes lewd fanfics.

>That anon who draws graphic versions of said fanfics.

>The anons who started a business selling hentai and erotic stories in Ponyville while introducing a lot of new, freaky fetishes.

This is a lot of fun to do, actually. Someone really oughta make some green out of the anons in this thread interacting with each other in Equestria.

>that anon who keeps breaking into the Crystal Castle to jump out and scream 'FUCK OFF CADENCE'

>That anon who tried bumping Applejacks's parents back to life

>>30241876
>that anon who insulted apples

>>30241870
I know right? We always image one Anon going to Equestria and him being representative of all horsefags, but the thought of the whole lot going at the same time like a plague is so much funnier.

>>30241870
I had an idea once like that except instead the anons are all demigods of fetishes and they're all fighting over what weird shit they are going to do to the ponies

>that nice anon who keeps building sheds for everypony he sees

>that Anon who keeps telling ponies he's C.I.A. and calling them big guys

>>30242007
>that Anon who tried to crash the wonderbolts with no survivors

>>30242060
>that anon who booped a pony before throwing them off a zeppelin

>the anon that tried to fuck Ember, only to get killed by a random dragon

>that anon who went through the mirror portal to fuck Sunset, only to end up being arrested for public nudity

>That anon who became the little mare and started a happy family
>That anon she abducted to serve as her daughter

>that anon who revealed their fanfics and greens involving their waifu to their waifu

>>30242664
>that Anon Lyra revealed her fanfics about him to

>>30242564
>that anon that tried to fuck Spike and got his dick sent to Princess Celestia

>>30242767
>that Anon who, after leaving an angry Twilight's castle, has uncontrollable orgasms and makes frequent trips to Canterlot

>>30242782
>that anon who went to Canterlot to petition Celestia for the immediate enslavement of the mudponies and was made to admire Celestia's new toy

>>30242810
>That Anon who has to now call Luna "Mommy" everyone he sees her

>>30243188
>that anon who got jealous and started calling Celestia mommy

>>30243678
>That Anon who discovered that the Royal Sisters have a extreme /ss/ fetish

>>30243945
>that anon who was disappointed that it was an /ss/ fetish and not an SS fetish

>That anon who kept breaking into Fluttershy's shack and whispered dark, terrible things to her as she slept.

>that one anon who stood in the mirror portal with one half in each world and then closed it

>>30242739
>that anon who got jealous and revealed his fanfics to Lyra
>they were about Bon Bon

>that anon who tried to start up the running of the leaves early when it was about to be summer

>>30232638
>that anon who killed themself when his qt changeling gf transformed into god know what

>that anon who went through the mirror to start the beta revolution

>>30234315
>that anon who did this and made a bad impression anyways

>That anon that keeps implying things

>>30244249
>that anon met his counterpart and now niether of them will be virgins

>>30237290
>that anon that keep trying to cut off Twilights wings

>That anon the went into the everfree and never came back out

>>30237685
>that anon who tried to start a Twilight church
>Starlight ended up getting one instead

>that anon who got arrested for trying to rip off twilight's wings

>That fem anon the other anons seem to ignore

>>30238734
>that anon who convinced Luna to stop playing video games

>>30244305
>"Hey fem, why do the other humans call you "no hooves" ?
"Guh... its ... its a human thing..."

>>30243955
>the anon who tried to give them an SS fetish

>>30244314
>He did it with Quentin comics

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>>30244305
>>30244327

>>30244334
>Celestia started playing vidy not for Luna, but just to spite Quentin

>>30244304
>the anon who got away with it and became a statue

>that anon who followed Thorax around yelling at him for not being a cheeselegs anymore

>That Anon who cucked Shining Armor

>>30244364
>The anon who got cucked by discord

>>30244364
>the anon who tried to be a bro for shining armor after his marriage was ruined after he, cadence and flurry heart were repeatedly cucked by anons

>>30244388
>I dont get it anon#327, we were happily married, then you guys show up and suddenly... its like you guys get in our heads . I never even had a gay thought before you guys showed up
"Yeah thems the breaks, but thats life you know? Sometimes it comes at you hard and fast, you just gotta be like water and go with the flow sometimes"
>You're right anon, thanks, you always know what to say.
"..."
>...
"Ready for round two then?"
>I guess, but lets be quick, i think i hear cadence crying outside the door again

That anon who walks around Equestria naked with fake pony ears and tail.

>>30244449
>that anon who forgot to imply his sentence

>>30244449
>That Anon who Twilight makes into a little mare so he stops wearing a pony tail buttplug

>That anon who keeps eating mini doughnuts while winking at ponies

>that anon who refuses to believe that Pinkie's hair is not cotton candy

>>30244449
>that anon who doesn't know that by talking in greentext you can rewrite reality

>that anon who has 3 little triangles floating above his head and refuses to tell Twilight how it works

>That anon who started a World War in Equestria

>>30244531
>that anon who sent glimmy on a suicide mission

>>30244531
>That Anon that blames it on pony dependency in zebra coal

>>30244547
>that anon who blamed it on the predatory lending of the griffins

That anon who says BOI everytime a pony tells him to go away.

>>30244470
>that anon that actually ate it

>>30244597
>that anon who shaved applejack's head and pelted her with strawberries

>>30244568
>That OTHER anon who forgot to imply his sentence

>>30244638
that faggot anon who spoilers his sentences

>>30244671
>That anon who has spoilers turned off.

>that anon that tried to create kekistan in equestria and sprad the word of kek
>that same anon who makes important choices by rolling 9 sided die

>that anon who follows luna around with a motorbike helm and a huge backpack and shouts aeiou at her

>that anon who got banished to the moon and when he came back would only say John Madden

>That anon who speaks in a posh trans-atlantic accent and calls everyone "darling" for no reason

>That religious anon everyone hates who thinks interspecies relationships are a sin

>Those anons that run around completely nude claiming that it's okay because everyone does it

>That anon who keeps shipping random ponies and making everyone uncomfortable

>That giant library in the center of town devoted to nothing except fanfiction

>>30244907
>That anon who adjusted well and became a functional member of pony society.

>>30245290
>that anon who got lynched by the other anons for being a fucking normalfag

>that anon who introduced the magical wonders of illegal drugs

>Those anons who created a church dedicated to a sad or smug frog, claiming to be well versed in magic of an ancient memetic study

>Those anons who did become all powerful because meme magic is an actual thing in Equestria

>those anons who tried to start a church for Twilight Sparkle
>again

>>30245561
>they accidentally make one for spike

>that Anon who keeps following scootaloo around saying "arise chicken"

>that Anon who tried to weaponize cockatrices only to lose his dick to severe stoning

>>30237888
Some art anon.... any art anon.... for the love of god please.....

>>30245585
>CHIKUN

>That Anon that keeps asking Scootaloo if it's a medical problem or her magic just sucks

>That Anon that adopted Scootaloo

>That Anon that tried to adopt Scootaloo but her parents took her back

>That Anon that constantly asked Scootaloo 'how she was going to die this episode.'

>>30245537
>Kek becomes real and the season finale villain

>>30245726
>That Anon that keeps wondering through the swamp mumbling about dumb frogposters

This is a glorious thread

>That anon who screams BUMP because he wants everyone to tell him more.

>that anon who breaks every mirror he comes across telling himself it's not a cannon

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>>30242326
>That anon that didn't get to bring friends

>Those /k/ anons who started the church of the holy murder/k/ube and got the whole town high on hoppes no. 9

>Those /pol/ anons who convinced them to invade the Zebra lands and turn it into new Rhodesia

>Those Zebra's who just watched as a bunch of heavily armed, irresponsibly drunk anons sunk their own ship and all drowned

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>That Anon who is an adorable kid and the adoption center got bombarded because of this little anon
>pic was their faces
>Ended up being adopted by a green monkey

>that anon who became a villain and lost to candy colored horses like a faggot

>>30247678
>that anon who tried to avenge him and ended up sharing the same fate

>that anon who keeps singing at twilight's castle to hit it's resonance and make it explode

>That anon who runs around screaming ">rape"

>That anon who keeps trying to get Derpy into soccer

>>30248382
>That anon who keeps telling Derpy she is being very offensive for being herself

>>30248412
>Those anons that beat the shit out of this anon in retaliation, spawning the first Great Equestrian Waifu War.

>>30248412
>that weird dark purple horse that shames Derpy for talking

>that Anon who keeps making Pinkie cry by endlessly begging her to straighten her hair and rape/stab him to death

>>30248457
>the anons that did all that to the anon who requested it for Pinkie

>>30248457
>that anon that never left sugarcube corner
>that time pinkie said hes mostly gone
>that time she said hes sooo sweet
>that time the DoH paid a lengthy visit to sugarcube corner

>>30247719
>That anon who became a frequent villain in order to be "reformed" just to spend time with the mane 6

>>30232829
>that one anon who dicked holder's boulder

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>That one anon that's literally a Knight from the middle ages.

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>>30249126
>tfw he gets a waifu

>>30241870
>bump

Gonna try and do more.

>>30232927

>he should have listened to Cherry Berry

>>30250356
>that anon who listened to Cherry Berry and regretted it

>the anon who keeps ordering chocolate milk rainclouds

>>30250305
These are going to be in smaller sections, but it will be worth it, guys.

>That anon who cut off his hands, sewed them together, and sent them to Lyra.
>He got nudes in return.

>That /v/ anon who helped improve the hardware in Equestria and made a 3D game starring Button Mash.
>It was a remake of Bubsy 3D.

That anon who doesn't like to imply things in case he's wrong.

>That anon who made a haunted house for Nightmare Night filled with creepypasta references.
>The other anons liked it, but the ponies were traumatized.

>That anon who died of a heart attack.
>A lot of the fat ones did upon arrival, actually.

>That anon who tried recreating Cupcakes.
>He got as far as drugging Rainbow Dash, but he got his ass kicked when she came to.
>He's still recovering.

>That anon who was a dick.
>That anon who realized the other anon wasn't mean, and was just a 6-foot tall cock.

>>30250384
>That anon who has to wait a minute before talking again.

>That anon who died trying to find a way home.
>The experiments were going fine, but he was killed by an anon who didn't want to leave.

>That anon who can't think of any conversation topics, and just brings up old ones over and over.
>That or he really wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

>That anon who beats up anyone who calls Derpy 'Muffin'.

>That anon who talks too much.

>That femanon who gets triggered easily.

>That anon who records the discussions of other anons and makes books out of them.
>Nopony knows why it's called "Human Thread Simulator", but they're eager for a 34th entry.

>That anon who wears a fursuit in public.

>That anon who only goes onto /mlp/ to harass fans and tried to kill the first pony he saw.
>He's dead now, you're welcome.

>that anon who tried to live out the life of his oc and was shunned b the other anons

>that anon who always started conversations and the other anon that called him a faggot

>>30250454
>That anon who's homeless because he used to live in his parent's basement.

>That anon who everyone recognizes as a mobile poster and gets harassed.

>That really creative anon who lists the things his people do back on Earth.

>That anon who's clearly underage, but nobody notices because he manages to blend in so perfectly.
>He gets to hang out with colt and fillies without looking like a pedophile.

>That anon who's jealous.

>That anon who writes shitty prompts and self-inserts.

>That anon who ran out of creativity.

>That anon who keeps trying to say something in a conversation but keeps getting interrupted.

>That anon who hates people.

>That anon who made a living fingering mares.
>And that's how prostitution was brought to Equestria.

>That anon who made a Celestia taco, sans Celestia.
>He shoved it right up his asshole.

>That anon who's part of several autistic fanbases, makes references nobody else understands, and keeps ponifying non-pony characters.

>That anon who's TOO nice.

>That anon who is still loyal to his waifu, but doesn't tell her yet so he doesn't freak her out.

>That anon who made a humans-only club in the center of Ponyville.
>/mlp/

Well I think that's enough for now. Let's get some action in this thread by choosing which anons describe you best. If you can't find any, make one that's still fitting to /mlp/.

Goodnight everybody!

>That anon that tried smoking Poison Joke
>That anon that dresses as a purple dinosaur and screeches at everything
>The /biz/ anon that got sent to the moon

>that anon who was a human in Equestria but went through the mirror in Twilight's castle and came out as a pony in front of Canterlot High

>that 3 inch tall Anon who was never seen again after the first estrus season

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>Dat nigganon that got mistaken for an actual ape, and got put into a zoo.
>He genuinely dindu nuffin.

>>30236249
Late to the party, but is there actual green of this? Research purposes, obviously.

>>30250805
If a portal opened to Equestria and was a one time only used would set up a machine gun nest and fight off everyone who came near it just so I could make sure Barneyfag was the one who was forced into it

>>30247553
>That /pol/ anon who changes his name to Bogdanoff and influences international politics

>>30251042
>the /ptfg/ anons who end up as prostitute mares

>The /pol/ anons who successfully recreated Rhodesia in Zebrica

>that anon who tried to expose the gryphons beak-nosed schemes suddenly disappeared.

>That anon who found the portal to Canterlot High to be with his human waifu, but turned into a horse when he went through

>>30252285
>That anon who became a pet pony in barbie world

>>30252093
Would that be pronounced Zee-brica or Zeh-brica?

I don't know what, but this bugs me.

>>30231083
>that anon who falseflags with another anon's fetish
>that anon who kinkshames against his own fetish
>that anon wants to commit sudoku for having a fetish

>>30252308
Hey man, you need to talk?

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>>30252435
>Ironically or Unironically being a good person
What are you doing here?

>>30252510
The same reason as you Anon. I'm here for the ponies. Ponies are nice.

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>>30252884
Yes they are, have poni.
I hope you have a good day as well.

>Be Anon.
>No not that one.
>Or that one.
>That one? We don't talk about him anymore.
>Anyways, you're sitting inside /mlp/.
>Not the board, /mlp/ is what everyone decided to name the over-sized clubhouse you all call home.
>At least until each writefag, shitposter, and white-knight gets their purpose in life.
>Your task is "attendance".
"That anon who, 'asks ponies if they like Hewy Lewis and the News'?"
>A hand near the back of the "Oval Office" rises up and a voice responds, 'I'll do it!'
>Essentially, your job is to make sure each Anon has a role in society.
>Or at least something to do.
>Part of the pact with Celestia letting you all stay was, 'share a part of human culture with my ponies.'
>And you know a lot about human culture.
>Each and every Anon had to do SOMETHING that may be considered a "human thing" so as to spread human culture.
"That anon who, 'will likely be the one writing graffiti in every bathroom, everyday'?"
>'Here!'
>You're just helping as many Anons get a ticket into Equestria as possible.
>The more things you think up, the more Anons get to go.
>When the day is done, everyone who has yet to accept a responsibility is sent to earth until tomorrows meeting.
>Those accepted, get to walk outside and see Equestria!
>Most of these Anons are waiting for you to call something they like, after all, you'll be here tomorrow.
"That Anon who, 'will take back the holy land from the Griffons'?"
>'Deus Vult!'
>'Here!'
"God Wills It gets to go, he called it first."
>'Shit!'
"You'll get your chance. That Anon who-"
>"Open up, this is Princess-"
>Rees and screeches fill the room.
>"-Twilight Sparkle!"
>Guess which Anons get their spots last for screeching so fucking loud in one room?
"Pause, everyone. I've got this."
>You get up from your presidential seat and head for the door.
"Yes?"
>"I'm going to have to ask you all to go back where you came from!"
>'Did someone say build wall?'
"If you have any problems with my humans, take it up with Princess Celery."

>>30253879

>"I did! But she's to busy being surrounded by humans trying to worship her, I can't reach her!"
"Sounds like a personal problem."
>"You need to stop this!"
"Why?"
>"There's chaos everywhere! There's no peace! I can't even read a book without-"
>'Nerd!'
>"-having some human interrupt me!"
"Your point?"
>"I'm putting an end to this, right now!"
>You gently put a finger on her lips, whip out a phone an Anon either invented or stole and dial up Sun Horse.
"Hey, is this Princess Celestia?"
>Twilight gives you a threatening stare but you know she won't do anything.
"Great to hear you're doing well, listen, Twilight just showed up-
>You stop and listen to the phone.
>You nod.
>Twilight looks confused.
"Alright, I'll tell her."
>Twilight looks like she's angry again.
"She says you need to try to make some friends."
>"I already have friends!"
"Some human friends, I'm sure once you've been in a room with at least 6 humans and get a party going you'll see the error of your ways. Now scram, before I have an Anon go down and put every book in your library in spine first."
>She steps back in a disgusted recoil.
>"You wouldn't!"
"Try me."
>You shut the door behind you and sit back into your chair, raise up a blank piece of paper and go back to pretending their something on it.
"That anon who, 'will take one for the team and become a rock farmer?"
>'I'll do it."
>He walks out the door and to a new life.
>You got to admit, some of these aren't the best ways to live in Equestria.
>But hey, it's not like you're actually on your phone reading a thread on /mlp/ and using that to decide the fates of these Anons, right?
>...Right?

So, if your fate in Equestria depended on this thread, would you be OK with that?

>>30253963
>So, if your fate in Equestria depended on this thread, would you be OK with that?
If i got to be a meme magician or a /k/ube stalker then yes

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>>30249126
>those anons who were a pair of bromans covering the Eternal City with grafiti until they drunkenly stumbled into Equestria

My sides are in orbit

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>>30254648
>That Anon who actually got his sides into orbit and is given the name 'Orbitus-Sidesicus' to be inline with Luna and Celestia.

>That anon who carries a tactical BBC on him at all times

>>30253963
Considering what I posted here, I'd be fucked.

>That Anon that keeps threatening ponies, saying that he will "hunt them down with his japanese steel"
>That really fat Anon that keeps shitting in broom-closets
>That actually autistic Anon that keeps making honking noises and dolphin cries at other Anons

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>That anon didn't find the portal to Equestria
>That anon who had to stay in his shitty dimension until he died.
Oh wait, that was me.

That anon that uses all types of memes I casual conversations and call himself a wizard

>that Anon who terrorized Diamond Dogs with a vacuum cleaner

>that anon that has a creepy fixation on milking cows

>the anon thats trying to find a female minotaur to see if the legends are true

>the Anon that nailed Mrs Cake
>the other 1000 anons that nailed Mrs Cake

>The anon whos drone caused panic and hysteria in cloudsdale

>the Anon that desperately wants to get through the portal but can't complete the capcha

>the anon who was oblivious to his waifu making a move on him

>that anon who keeps bumping into ponies because he fears they wil otherwise die

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>>30254036
Do you think Gaius and Aulus' friendship was taken to the grave before or after the destruction of Pompeii?

>That anon whose love for Pone was so great that reaching Equestria allowed him to achieve CHIM

>that one anon that lurked /fit/ that decided to break the backs of all the ponies
>that one anon who was actually comatose before being transported to equestria
>that one anon who has a fetish of comatose anons

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>That anon who wanted to be a cowboy and constantly tried riding pones

can someone cap this entire thread somehow, its to beautiful not to

>>30253963
>So, if your fate in Equestria depended on this thread, would you be OK with that?

I don't think I have enough chocolate milk or glasses for this endeavor

>>30257977
>that anon who doesn't know how to make his own screencaps

>>30257977
Also, zoom my words

>that anon who disregarded being in equestria entirely and went to meditate under a fig tree

>>30258461
>That Anon who zooms words

>>30258461
>that anon who uses /v/

>>30253963
I'd be in Equestria, so I'll just try to roll with whatever I get. Even though I'll probably end up as
>That anon who has to clean all the horseshit off the street

>that anon who records other anons talking about pone and makes pony thread simulators out of them, despite the lack of internet or YouTube in Equestria

>That anon who keeps asking why the mares don't have dicks

>>30258542
>that anon who tried to use poision joke to give mares dicks

>>30258500
>that anon who recorded the ponytones doing an acapella version of the super mario 2 overworld theme

>That furfag anon who had to make his fursuit out of actual animal hides

>>30258923
>that anon who tried to skin ponies for his fursuir
>ironically, he was skinned by Lyra to make a humansuit

>>30259084
>Those dozens of anons missing hands, feet, or large chunks of flesh

>>30259248
>that anon who was into it

>>30256873
Shit man that's a heavy question.

>That anon who always demands to be in the screencap.

>>30260330
>that anon who says to leave faggots out of the sreencap
>that other anon that actually obliges

>That Anon who became a rapper and cussed out every pony/anon he ran into.

>that Anon who >rape the princess of books only to discover her power lies in her virginity.

>that Anon who pissed off the spirit of chaos himself, "Discord" thru pranks and meme magic.

>That Rainbow butt that was blamed for the all pranks on Discord and was turned into a living sax doll.

>That Anon who ends up turning princess susbutt into Daybreaker but stops her from destroying the world by teaming her with his HMD.

>that anon who saved the world by burning his dick off in Daybreaker's bun oven, but learns the true hour that race mixing is possible and makes a /Satyr/ abomination.

>That evil Sunbutt who sees her own creation and fears it will one day surpass her and decides to eat it alive. tfw when horse god wifu knows just how to make Anon happy.

>That other Anon who ran away with the secret twin Centaur to be kept safe and raised by candy colored gay-ass love horse bugs.

>That immortal Satyr child who now sits in her mother's belly again, to one day emerge once more and dethrone her mother and take her rightful place as god emperor of horse land. One day, one day...

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>>30261511

>>30232797
Fucking chad

>That anon who actually got diabetes from visiting Sugarcube Corner one too many times.

>>30261511
Whered u get dose 3 last from m8?

>>30248597
>tfw he was simply thrown into Tartarus instead

>>30253963
Nice

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>That Anon who chose to fuck a UK mug instead of a normal pony fleshlight.
Does anyone remember this? kek

>that anon who keeps throwing a sheet over things he doesn't like and yelling "NOT CANON"

>that anon with the great singing voice who always misses out on the songs

>that anon who actually became a knight so he could defend his waifu's honor

>that anon who keeps studying the mirror portal because he wants a crossover episode

>that anon who cuts out paper letters in Impact font and glues them onto paintings as captions

>that anon who became friends with his waifu, eventually won her heart, and had a long,
happy life with her

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>Those anons that started a war that culled about 1/3rd the anon population of Equestria

>That anon that cups both his hands and pretends to laugh at what's inside
>Say's he "caught a Breezie."
>Whenever he offers to let someone look inside he knocks his closed hand into their eye.

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>That anon that can't seem to separate his hands for whatever reason.

>that anon who cut off his own hands, saying 'no hooves' over and over

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>>30233063
statue of dan
10/10

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>>30253879
>"That anon who, 'asks ponies if they like Hewy Lewis and the News'?"
There's nothing wrong on doing that! And my folder agrees with me

>>30267695
>That anon who didn't share anything
ZIP file when?

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>>30267700
It's still unfinished, recently I lost 6 Bateman pictures in my cellphone. My search for those pictures, as well as the others, will not be in vain. If only I had the movie so I could make my own OC...

Dem numbers tho

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>those anons who started a long and bloody civil war over whether or not Twilight dyes her mane

>that one anon who has an exclamation mark for a face
>that one anon who is red

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>that one anon who won't cum inside pone because he's afraid his jizz will turn them into humans

>>30268161
>>That one anon who is red
>The red anons who actually came from 4+4chan
Oh them? We don't talk about them around here.

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>>30267720

I just made a zip file of 1 of 3 frames from that scene, do you want it?

https://mega.nz/#!DpAQ2DwT!c7swRfar8QE0PWD9LkVObAh0H-bwNMsv2C4oOQN8dqw

it's in a shitty .jpg form

>>30254036
There is something powerful about this image. These to friends graffiti'd on a wall their names and their friendship, so unlike most under the Roman Empire, they are remembered over 2000 years later.

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>>30268388

>>30253963

>"That anon who, "keeps telling ponies "You better back it up'?"

I would raise my hand so fast my taser would fire.