>"Ah don't care that Applejack left ya in charge! Ah don't need a babysitter so you can just kiss muh flank you green monkey man!"
>>30231016
Fuck off, mudpony.
Your kind aren't worthy of my time.
>>30231016
>"A-anon, that was just a figure of speech."
>"....and THAT is NOT my flank, Anon!"
>>30231016
Bitch, you go to bed right fuckin' now or I will let the other anons have you
>>30231016
She gave me consent you honor.
You're about to get an ass stamp alright.
>>30231016
I'll be kissing more than your flank.
Open your ass applebloom
>>30231026
>An Anon protecting ponies from other Anons.
This has potential.
What if Applebloom was a Trapplebloom?
>>30231019
Your kind is just like mudpony. You are in fact even worse.
>You can't do magic
>You can't fly
And here come the minus points
>You have much of a smaller dick than other stallions
No one should waste their time on you desu.
>>30231310
Is this OneyPlays?
>>30231327
>You have a much smaller dick than other stallions
That can go for more than two minutes on horsepussy that can tighten itself to the point of locking out unwanted cocks. So there's no hotdog down a hallway situation to begin with. Size is quite literally the only thing they have going for them. Horsecocks are a meme.
If I see that filly one more time...
>>30231026
>tfw everyone confuses you for another anon and you get blamed for publicly cumming inside Rainbow Dash
>>30231327
Mlp pony stallions are also A LOT smaller than earth pony stallions. I don't have the size calculations chart ready, but we aren't really disadvantaged thanks to the size difference.
Now if a mare was had a fetish for giant dicks and was expecting one from the giant green monkey, sure she will disappointed.
>>30231019
Das raycis
>>30231381
that is one smug filly
>>30231016
That filly needs a spank on her flank.
>>30231016
>*does*
How would Apple Bloom react?
>>30231401
>"You're disgusting!"
"Did you catch Equestrian Idol last night?"
>"O-oh! Anon! Sorry, I thought you were someone else..."
"It happens."
I take her to Strawberry Sunrise's house.