>"H-Hey Anon! What's up? Hey, so uh...if we give

>>30217604
And that's how anon started his career selling porn, alcohol, and drugs to children

>>30217604
Only if you give me a blowjob in return.

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>>30217604
"Sure, but remember. Under your bed is not a good hiding place. I know, trust me on this."

>>30217604
Just beg your mother to have sex with you until she gives in.

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>>30217718
Why not just beat his dad in a fight so he can fuck his mom?

>bits? haha open wide

>>30217604
Well ok, but only if you get your little sister to cuddle with me.

>>30217731
story of your life, anon?

If I committed suicide I'd go back in time to when my parents were having sex to conceive me, beat my dad into submission, and suck his dick until he came in my mouth and swallow myself in semen form.

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>>30217604
>not just using the Internet
>not just looking out the windows for your sick desires

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>>30217731
Now's not the time for traditions, that comes later.

>>30217846
>Equestria
>Internet

seriously though, considering Equestria is now "America with ponies", I wouldn't be surprised if they have already

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>>30217604
>finally found a way for rainbowcunt to pay the bills
>makes rainbow suck them off while you film them
>"j-just don't show my face alright'
>too bad she's like the only mare with rainbow tail and mane
>proceeds by fucking her while she gets her throat filled by the two young colts

>>30217604
"How old are you colts?"
>"F-uh, Seventeen?"
"Twelve?"
>"Thirteen..."
"I started a little younger than that. Here you go. I keep porn stashed all over Ponyville, in case of porn emergencies."

>>30218174
>coughs laughing

MY sides

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>>30218174
>In case of porn emergencies
>porn emergencies

>>30217711
>Yakuza Zero
Muh Nigga

>>30218133
Hot

>>30218133
This is the first time RD has made me hard

>>30217604
Is that Flash's brother?

>>30218905
it's scootaguy and his friend schlomo shekelbits

>>30217711
patrician taste

>>30217604

Sure thing. Smokes and drinks are off the question, but porn is fine with me. In fact, thank goodness you two aren't turning into homos.

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>>30218174
>in case of porn emergencies

>>30217604
I won't purchase them *for* you, but I might accidentally drop the latest issue on the low brick wall running behind Sugar Cube corner if I happened to be distracted by something very interesting at the time, say the strange coincidence of finding the exact change to pay for the magazine. Now run along like to good colts

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>>30217711
Do you fuck young boy, Kiryu?

>>30217604
Sure. Hell, I'll even throw in a copy of Crotchboobs Quarterly.

But I better not catch you lads smoking.

>>30218174
I can easily see Anon being the R rated version of Pinkie.

>>30218174

Pinkie also keeps porn stashed all over Ponyville, but that's in case a mare has a porn emergency. Clopping is fun, after all!

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>>30217604
Why certainly my good man! Quick Ginger I've got his wallet! DUN DUH LUN DUH LUN DUH LUN!

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>>30217731

>>30217639
>"Haha, a blowjob from a *boy*? You're so funny Anon!"

>>30223169
It's what grown ups do. I guess you don't want to prove how grown up you are.

>>30218174
>in case of porn emergencies
you never know when shtf

>>30217604
Sorry boys but the best I can get you is a copy of Gelded And Gaping.

>>30217711
Where did you hide your porn /mlp/?

>>30224768
Nice try FBI