You have 60 seconds to explain why unicorns aren't

>>30215725
Because alicorns are

>>30215725
Because they have Starlight Glimmer which makes them instantly shit-tier

>>30215725
most are only able to do simple levitation spells
the average unicorns power is just more dexterity

also this>>30215738

>>30215725
because every unicorn besides twilight and pink twilight are nothing

>>30215725
Because their too busy sucking my BBC to do anything productive.

>>30215725
95% of agricultural/industrial output is the work of Earth ponies.

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>>30215725

I can't, because they are.

>>30215725
Not every unicorn is twilight or starlight.

>>30215758
just because we havent seen a regular unicorn use difficult magic doesnt mean that they cant.

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>>30215764
Think you're forgetting someone.

>>30215725
They're frail little pussies who don't even lift.

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>>30215919
NOT
CANON
LMAO

>>30215919

She is nothing, considering she forgot she could even use magic.

>>30215913
just because we havent seen earth ponies use magic doesnt mean they cant

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>>30215966
>implying we haven't seen earth ponies use magic

>>30215725
Firstly, all three races need each other for Equestria to thrive and prosper. Secondly, >>30215738.

>>30215992
That's just magical fertilizer.

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>>30215725
Because no one takes a creature who eats flowers seriously.

>>30215725
They aren't shit without their magic

>>30215725
they aren't because changelings are. they can do everything and are literally powered by hopes and dreams.

>>30215913
I need to catch up on post-S3 but I always figured most unicorns only knew spells related to their talents. Like <10 in total on average.

Alicorn is a fanon term.

>>30215725
>>30215738 is your answer

So theoretically could anyone cast unicorn magic if they had a horn? If you sawed off a unicorns horn would it basically be a magic wand?

>>30216423
trixie's talent is illusions and in season 7 ep 2, glim teaches her to teleport, a talent only glim and twi had up to that point.
I assume raw magical ablitity is genetic as sunburst never became the all powerful wizard his cutiemark suggested

>>30216571
if they have a horn they are a unicorn, unless they are an alicorn

>>30216794
Not if they're just holding a unicorns horn.

>>30216107
So earth ponies got cucked by unicorns?

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>>30215725
Because they don't have cute, soft, fluttery wings.

>>30216571
Now I'm imagining a crazy earthpony make oneself a pseudo alicorn by attaching a unicorn horn and pegasi wings.

>Pone tapes a toilet paper core and a few pieces of toast to her back
>Paints herself white and goes to sit in Celestia's throne while Celestia is away on foreign affairs
>Absolutely no one notices she's not Celestia

>>30215725
but i've always said unicorns are the master race

>>30215725
Because Equestria hasn't bought into that "master race" bullshit since the whole thing with the Windigos.

>>30216990
>Not just imaging an Earth Pony alchemist throwing potions at people while screaming spell names.

>>30215738
Fpbp