>"Listen, Big Mac. You're one of the only available

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>"Listen, Big Mac. You're one of the only available stallions in this whole town."
>"I've been reading this ancient treatise on economics from Twilight's library, and it says that prices go way up when supply is low and demand is high."
>"And let me tell you, as someone who is eye level with everyone's flanks, demand is really fucking high."
>"So, tell you what. I'll rent you out one of the more isolated rooms in Twilight's castle, handle your clients and scheduling, and we'll share the profits."
>"Isn't that illegal, Spike? And what about Sugar Belle?"
>"What Sugar Belle doesn't know can't hurt her. As for legality, I actually checked all of Twilight's "History of Equestrian Law" volumes and there's not a single reference to the practice of exchanging bits for mating. So, are we gonna do this?"
>"....y-y-yup."