Let's say that you where on a 15 hour road trip with your waifu, for whatever reason. Rest stop at a hotel or motel included.
Could you get laid with 15 hours of 1 on 1 time with your waifu?
What would happen on the road trip?
Details and scrutiny are the point of the thread!
>>30206554
Fuck off with this shit
Again
>>30206554
Rarity wouldn't be driving that shitbox, come on op.
>>30206554
This is the second time you've made this thread, and so this is the second time I'll respond:
>anything less than a few months
>to obtain meaningful sex
>>30206699
But famalamborghini,
Hooking up once is the start of closeted feelings and shy blushing memories that can lead into a long term relationship.
You don't buy a car without giving it a test drive first right?
>>30206709
I'd rather it start as friendship, then friends with benefits, THEN bf & gf.
>>30206554
>>30206709
>huhuh ay /mlp/, yall think you could smash yo waifu if you only had like, fifteen hours
>betchu you couldn't, brah
>ahahaha damn anon, why you such a virgin, d00d
my freaking sides, bro!!!
>>30206720
Feeling a little insecure?
>>30206728
Please don't make light of me being a virgin on 4chan
I don't want to be made fun of
Whats worse, threads like these or generals?
>>30206554
This is an interesting new way to make a prompt.
>>30206758
Yeah, spam sure is original.
What's your username, bro? I wanna give you gold.
>>30206764
legend27
>>30206771
Epic ef tee double u
I just wanted green...maybe a little clop....
>>30206921
Well, guess you lost, huh? Now fuck off and die.
>>30206921
>You and Rarity are taking a road trip together.
>Rarity is driving.
>Wait, how do you drive a car with hooves?
>Oh no! She can't reach the brake pedal!
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
>You die in a horrible alto wreck and fire.
>It takes authorities three and a half hours to reopen the highway.
>Nice job, idiot.
The End
>>30206921
Me too little guy....me too
>>30208173
>alto wreck
I hate it when my middle tone instruments break
>>30206554
I start arguing with my GPS