Rarity thinks you're gross. She says she would sooner make

Wave around $5 and watch her clothes fly off

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>>30199354
Hide another of your fuck awful barbie threads

How fresh out of school are you, by the way?
Does Rarity remind you of a girl who snubbed your advances?

>rape her sister

>>30199354
>Whip out dick
>Fap furiously
>Cum on her dress
Who's laughing now?

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>>30199354
Call her bluff.

work to better myself so Im actually a person worth dating.

>>30199372
I was thinking the same thing.

>>30199354
Shout at her "What!? 500$!?".

>>30199361
>>30199797
Rarara a whore

Rape.

>>30199354
>Report to principal
>Watch her pout
>Say she can make it up to me by becoming my maid for life

>>30200295
Lee pls go

>>30199354
Tell her to prove it before promptly covering myself in gravy and running after her.

Spike may have shit taste but i'm not going to waste an oppotunity to help a brother out, and learning she only did it to avoid gravy snuggles may shock him staight.

>>30200396
This. To become a Spike's wingman is the only option here.

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>>30200557
>Two anons work together trying to be the dirtest, grossest most uncouth bastards the world has ever seen in order to help spike get laid.

Nevermind a fanfic i'd watch a movie of this.

>>30199372
>>30199583
So did I.

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>>30199354
SMUG ASS RARITY

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>>30201269
Why is this little shit so smug?

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>>30199354
Cool beans, I'm more interested in Maud and Limestone anyway.

>>30201269
>>30201280
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS SMUGNESS

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>>30201269
>not posting color corrected cropped version

>>30199354
Move on to a different person cause there are about 6 other people that are way better than her

Make fun of her tiny titties

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>>30199354
Make extended silent eye contact, suggest her attitude would probably improve if she got some sun. then ask if she knows where applejack or the one with the sight impediment is

>>30201319
Why are these colors so intense?

>>30199354
I don't want her anyway.
She isn't my waifu.

>>30201269
>>30201280
>>30201319
TELL ME ABOUT RARITY. WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO SMUG?

>>30199354
>implying my wouldn't be diamonds from that

>>30199354
Work out, get a better social standing in the school, join clubs and be captain of at least on sport.

make out with spike

>>30202854
Your what?

>>30202877
Did that worked for you in High school?

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>>30199354
Just remind her stuck up bitches usually wind up in ditches, or sleeping with the fishes.

>>30199372
>>30199354
Christ, EG is the worst thing to happen to this franchise.

>rape
>"You brute! I'm going to have you arrested!"
>rape

>>30204466
No, we are.

>>30199354
>Raise an eyebrow
>reply "Fine by me, you still have to pay for that barbed dildo, ma'am, or I'll call the police."

>>30199372
>you will never make her prove herself
>she will never be pushed to her limits and finally throw up her arms and scream "fine!" before pulling spike towards her face
>she will never hesitate a moment as he gets close and begins panting in anticipation
>she will never then use a burst of willpower to press her lips to his
>she will never feel his hot tongue explore the deepest areas of her mouth
>she will never get confused as she finds this arousing rather than disgusting
>you will never hide your boner as you watch her get a little too into it and forget you're there

>>30203698
my

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>>30199354
Tell her that's not very nice and then get on with my life.

>>30199354
Tell her to give me a makeover.

Then I'll be irresistible.

Or she'll have failed.

Either way, I win.

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>>30200396
Fuck Spike, why shoud he get to kiss Raity and not me?

>>30199797
underrated.

>>30199354
Get the dog.