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Starlight Glimmer Thread

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This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens, and discussion.

Previous Thread: >>30103105 → #

Some selected greens:
>A Lust for Revenge by MnM
http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL

>Starlight Glimmer story by Faggot13
http://pastebin.com/FRPUdrLe

>Pet Glimmer (writefag kill) by Prith
http://pastebin.com/qsArUNJn

>Starlight's Daddy Issues
http://pastebin.com/VFsxbFpC

>Starlight Glimmer Watches the Castle by Writer Anon
http://pastebin.com/LmhgZ4ai

>Because I Choose To by Mercury
part 1 - http://pastebin.com/qaSx0kEU
part 2 - https://pastebin.com/GKxvUCek

>For The Love of Anon by Anon
https://pastebin.com/FbTDi5Gm

Upcoming glimsode synopsis:
Episode 10 - A Royal Problem
Starlight Glimmer is sent to solve a friendship problem between Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. When it's clear that the royal sisters don't appreciate another, Starlight impulsively switches their cutie marks.
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GLIMMY GLIMMY GLIMMY
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>>30184400
doubledubs confirm glimmer to by glimmy
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I want Glim Glam to break me
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Human glim is PERFECT
P E R F E C T
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>>30184559
Perfectly awful
I came here for ponies not barbies
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>>30184577
>muh shimmy
pls go
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>>30184588
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Despite being there for several years already, Glimmer STILL feels like a newcomer, an outsider. Excuse that, Glimmerfags.
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>>30184577
>>30184596
Fuck off
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>>30184603
I don't care I just want to beat her then rape her
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Remember when I asked eg shitters to let us have ONE pony thread in peace?

Just ONE?

And you wonder why you are so hated?
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>>30184382
>not updating OP
one fucking job m8, I also wanted human Starlight OP image. but oh well, maybe next time.

use this pastebin for next thread:
https://pastebin.com/bJWjNx55
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>>30184596
They're totally fucking. Shim is clearly the dom.
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>>30184382
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens, and discussion.

Previous Thread: >>30138627

Some selected greens:
>A Lust for Revenge by MnM
http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL

>Starlight Glimmer story by Faggot13
http://pastebin.com/FRPUdrLe

>Pet Glimmer (writefag kill) by Prith
http://pastebin.com/qsArUNJn

>Starlight's Daddy Issues
http://pastebin.com/VFsxbFpC

>Starlight Glimmer Watches the Castle by Writer Anon
http://pastebin.com/LmhgZ4ai

>Because I Choose To by Mercury
part 1 - http://pastebin.com/qaSx0kEU
part 2 - https://pastebin.com/GKxvUCek

>For The Love of Anon by titanictime2
https://pastebin.com/FbTDi5Gm

Upcoming glimsode synopsis:
To Change a Changeling
Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept the new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
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>>30184895
disgusting meme faces
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>>30185057
Yeah, there's not a lot of art. yet.
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“Rarity?” You call out.
> The mare in question gives you a conformational hum as she scrutinizes the design floating before her.
> You take in a deep breath and begin to speak.
“Are you sure that Anon will like it?” A trace of doubt is present within your voice.
> Rarity pauses.
> Her horn glows a soft purple as the parchment before her floats towards a nearby table, resting upon its surface.
> She turns to you and give you a smile beaming with both confidence and elegance.
> “Absolutely, Starlight my dear~” She sings “I have no doubt in my mind that Anon, being the stallion he is, won’t simple adore your outfit -- as well as the mare wearing it!” Rarity chimes happily.
> “I mean,” She continues on “What stallion could ever resist their special somep0ny wearing such an outfit?” She says in a teasing manner, giving you a coy smile as you look away in embarrassment.
> A dainty hoof raises itself towards her mouth as she giggles at your expense, all the while a length of measuring tape stretches along your waist.
> You blush and roll your eyes.
> Rarity begins to speak once again.
> “Why, I would be shocked if he didn’t sweep you off your hooves right then and there~” Her voice becomes lyrical as she says this.
> Your blush deepens at her words.
> The thought of Anon looking over at you, dropping everything and carrying you off towards the castle has you feeling a bit overwhelmed.
> You wouldn’t mind if that’s how things played out.
> You wouldn’t mind at all~
> A soft, feminine cough brings you out of your day dream and back into the real world.
> You turn to rarity and give her an sheepish yet resolute smile.
“Alright Rarity. You have me convinced.”
> Rarity hums in accomplished satisfaction.
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>>30184577
w8 sunset don't finger my waifu
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>>30185072
> A few days later.

> Be the one and only Anonymous.
> Today is the day that you are going to show that cyan bag of fluff who’s the boss!
> There you stand at the top of the hill looking down over Ponyville.
> Who did that Pegasus thinks she was? Princess Celestia herself?
> Bleh!
> There is no way she’s beating you in a cart race.
> No way, no how.
> Not in a million years.
> Obviously Rainbow Dash herself didn’t think so.
> And that’s why you are here today.
> “Stop being so dramatic, you slowp0ny!”
> You turn back and glare at Rainbow Dash.
“Just get ready to have your rump handed over to you.” You growl.
> Rainbow Dash scoffs.
> “Whatever. Just make sure you have my bits waiting for me at the finish line.”
> You give her the stink eye and stomp your way back over to your cart.
> Let’s see how cocky she’ll be when she sees you waiting for her at the finish line.
> You look down at your speed machine of a cart.
> Making this thing wasn’t easy.
> It took a lot of studying with Twilight and Starry in order to get the design down.
> Not to mention all the work you had to put in to make the darn thing.
> Who knew that shaping wood could be so hard?
> You smile as you run your hand against the smooth, almost plastic like exterior of you cart.
> You weren’t going to lose this and you knew it.
> Off to the side of the road stand a bunch of ponies, happily talking with each other and staring over at the two of you.
> Spectators.
> You and Dash weren’t exactly quiet about the whole betting thing and so things kind of got spread around.
> Before you knew it, it became an event for the whole town.
> Still, it is quite a surprise that so many ponies actually showed up.
> “WOOOOO! GO RAINBOW DASH! LEAVE ANON IN YOU DUST!”
> A group of fillies and colts cry out from within the crowd.
> The Rainbow Dash fan club.
> “Ha! You know it!” Yells Dash as she climbs into her cart.
> You frown.
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>>30185082
> Not that many ponies are cheering for you.
> Of course your friends are there, but seeing as they are Dash’s friends too they ended up just taking a neutral stance on things and cheered for the both of you.
> That’s kind of lame of them to be honest.
> You search the crowd for a few minutes.
‘Sigh’
> Not spotting your special somep0ny, you begin climb into your own cart.
> You wished Starlight was here.
> Ms. Cheerilee walks before the two of you, a checkered flag clenched between her teeth.
> The race is about to begin.
> You tense up.
“You’ve got this Anon” You say to yourself.
> Better win this.
> You have 50 bits riding on this race.
> “On your marks!” Cheerilee calls out.
> The crowd quiets down.
> All eyes are on the two of you.
> “Get set!”
> You focus on the stretch of road before you.
> But before the final call is made, you hear a familiar voice calling from beside the group of ponies.
> “YOU CAN DO IT ANON! YOU CAN WIN! I BELIEVE IN YOU!”
> It’s Starlight.
> …!
> And she’s wearing a cheerleading outfit.
> There, off to the side of the track is your marefriend.
> And she’s decked out in full cheerleading gear, pompoms and all.
> Glimmer is standing on her hind legs, bouncing up and down, cheering for your win.
> Your mouth drops.
> “GO!”
> Rainbow Dash zooms down the track, leaving you in her dust.
> …
> You don’t move an inch.
> The Rainbow Dash fan club is going wild, screaming about how Dash’s speed has left you shell shocked.
> Your friends are hollering at you to get moving.
> But you can’t.
> Not with THAT right in front of you.
> You climb out of the cart.
> Now the entire crowd goes quiet.
> Only questioning murmurs can be heard as you make your way towards the cutesy, pink unicorn in the cheerleading outfit.
> Starlight stops jumping and cheering as you approach.
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>>30185096
> You can clearly see her face burning red; a shy, expectant smile plastered all over her adorable face.
> Without saying a word, you bend down and pick her up.
> “W-W-What are you doing Anon!?”
> An ‘Eep!” escapes her as you lift her in your arms and make your way towards Cheerilee.
> The purple mare stares at you as you make your way over to her.
> You stop in front of the pony and fish around for something in your pockets.
> Cheerilee gives you a quizzical look.
> You find what you are looking for.
> A small bag of bits.
> While you do this, Starlight Glimmer squirms around in your arms, her face buried away in your chest as she hides herself from embarrassment.
> You hand the bag over to Cheerilee.
“I lost. Give this to Rainbow Dash. There’s somewhere I have to be right now.” And with that you are off.
> The older ponies start snickering as you walk away whilst the younger ponies just give the older ones questioning stares.
> You don’t care one bit.
> You need this mare in your bed, NOW.
> You walk straight towards the castle whilst carrying your well won mare.
> It doesn’t take long for Starlight to calm down.
> She goes quiet and begins to settle into your arms.
> Her eyes are closed and a happy smile sits upon her face.
> 50 bits in exchange for Starlight in a cheerleading outfit?
> Worth it.
> Well worth it.

> Meanwhile.
“AWWWWWW YEAH!”
“TAKE THAT ANON!”
> Rainbow Dash turns back and notices that she’s the only one at the finish line.
> Nop0ny is there.
> She is all alone.
“Anon?”
“ANON?”
“WHERE ARE YOU ANON?!”
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>>30184382
Anon you were supposed to use the fixed OP
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>EQG is canon now
And then people dare to tell me "pls don't kill yourself it will get better"
Why can't I just die in my sleep
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>>30185139
>>EQG is canon now
Wrong
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>>30185104
Go update your bin you double nigger
but great shit as always, thanks Anon
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>>30185139
I don't understand. What happened that made it any more canon than it was before?
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>>30185166
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5o745c
It is over you piece of shit
How many specials are they going to have to make until you finally give up and accept the rod in your ass? and then you people wonder why this place is dead with bullshit like this.
>>30185176
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5o745c
4:50
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>>30185178
Until EQG crosses over with FiM, it's non-canon
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>>30185178

That isn't how it works. EqG can't canonize itself.
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>>30185190
Not this time.
>>30185206
Glim specifically shows that they are keeping both continuities in the same canon, if Glim wasn't there then your argument would be right, but now they are showing the opposite.
If they had Sunset instead of Glim, then your arguments wouldn't count, but Glim specifically mentions a short of the events going on in current canon.
If you deny it it is just you protection your own delusion.
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>>30185217
EQG is non-canon. It cannot autocanonize. It must be positively affirmed in FiM to be canon.
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>>30185178
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5o745c
>4:50
Uh, no, by that logic EqG was canon after the first movie.
Also why is there no giant portal in Twilight's library in FiM?
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>>30185238
Explain then why they are making Shim and Glim friends.
If it isn't "canon" then they wouldn't do it at all, yet the castle is there, Glim is there.
Continuity is there. If they had an alternate universe then they wouldn't care to make them match the current state of the show.
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>>30185251
>Explain then why they are making Shim and Glim friends.

So they have an excuse to introduce Starlight into the EqG universe. It's a one way move.

Chances are they plan to bring in Starlight's human version for a future plot and sever ties with the pony version.
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>>30184577
>>30185080

I see where those fingers are heading.
Touch her and I drop kick you.
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>>30185479
Look at glimmy's face. She wants it just as bad Anon.
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>>30185206
>>30185238
This. Saying EqG canonizes itself is like saying the Bible is true because it says it's true.
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>>30185842
Well if you are in denial then even if they said "yes it is canon" you would still cry and bitch and go like the "s2 isn't canon" fags.
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>>30185874
Anon, it's mind-numbingly simple. There is nothing about which to argue.

** Definition: Something is canon to FIM if it happens or is confirmed in FIM. **
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>>30185942
Yeah yeah anon. I remember how in denial I was when I was like 13.
>lol I will never have it hard, only otherpeople have bad shit happen to them, I'll always have it good
And then one day you lose everything.
But nobody wakes up until it is far too late.
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>>30185993
What the hell are you talking about? I'm saying it's not canon to FIM unless it happens or is confirmed in FIM.

Again, what the flying hell are you talking about?
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>>30185993
Wat
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>>30186018
you broke him
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>>30186018
With the current state of things they can canonize it at any point and then your little delusion world will crumble.
I am saying that it is not far from them to do it now, so may as well accept it.
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>Search Starlight Glimmer on Amazon
>Trixie plushie is the 4th result

What did they mean by this?
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I've made it all these years without watching "Horses Which Are Not Horses Animated Highschool Cartoon Adventure" - but do I have to watch the latest one for Glimmy?
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>>30186029
Being wrong by definition does that if they refuse to accept they're wrong. It's like realizing that, by definition, A is true but still believing A is false. If a proposition is both true and false, then ex falso quodlibet everything is both true and false and logic breaks.

>>30186102
It is you who are delusional until then, and it will not happen because one of the show creators said that EqG is designed to be neutral on canonicity with FIM, i.e. that it will never be FIM-canon. Enjoy your perennial ex falso quodlibet.
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>>30186163
Show creators?
Which ones? Faust is gone.
There is no "show creator" you fucking idiot.
There are writers and executives, and if the executives say "do it" then the monkeys with typewriters have to do it.
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>>30186103
It means that Amazon's search is retarded.
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>>30186183
I forget which one. It was one of the writers, and it's reasonable she was reflecting the Hasbro sentiment, but it does not matter because as of right now:

EqG is not canon to FIM *by definition*.
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>>30185104
your one shots are so comfy m8
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>>30184559
AYYYYYY
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>>30186265
your mental gymnastics can't hold more weight than actual writers
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>>30186482

You don't need mental gymnastics to point out when something isn't directly acknowledged in the show. Staff quotes can't override what you see in the show.
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>>30186482
Oh anon you retarded dumbfuck. You're even stupider than tmp guy and he's a mentally ill South American.
You don't get what people are trying to say here and I'll say it bluntly. Your shitty waifu doesn't exist on the show and that special crap will never get mentioned in the show too. So you can keep touting canon this or canon that but it doesn't refute that as far as the show is concerned nothing in your little ayylmao world matters in the horse show.
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let's not insult waifus here, guys
that doesn't feel good
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>>30186575
If they make it canon you will just run away but I wish I could see you there crying when they do
And record it to watch everytime I feel like killing myself.
I am sure they will do it at some point, because they have more to win and less to lose from connecting the universes than from not doing it.
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>>30186614
if
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>>30186614
>If
So you are saying that you dont even have a tangible argument.
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>>30186648
It hasn't been the same anon arguing about it in these posts.
My argument is that one, MONEY BITCH.
And yo know Hasbro can ruin everything and anything as long as they get a few more bills in their pocket.
So don't be cocky and think FiM and EQG will remain divided, if there is money on it, they won't.
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hey guys, anyone here has the Starlight version of this?
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>>30186758
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>>30186761
thank you Anon <3
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>>30186710
I don't know why you want it to be canon that adult ponies have creepy interactions with high schoolers.
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>>30186939
>Implying Iwant it
I am just foreseing it as a very likely probability.
If it doesn't happen, well good. If it does, then well whatever.
Most people already left anyways, doubt a few more matter much.
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>the one thing that pisses off glimmerfags is acceptance
>especially acceptance from their mortal enemy
Oh I am laffin'

You lot really do belong here.
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>>30187040
>the one thing that pisses off glimmerfags is acceptance
What?

>especially acceptance from their mortal enemy
The only mortal enemies I have are those who hate us and Starlight for no real reason.
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>>30186963
Then you accept it's not canon yet (and may never be), and if it's not canon yet, it's not canon. So don't go saying it's canon.
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>>30187161
If one accepts doom earlier it doesn't hurt as much when the doom knocks your door.
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>>30187200
If one says that much of Manhatten is underwater, one is not telling the truth. It'll probably happen in a hundred years (still not guaranteed; best case scenarios say it won't), but to say Manhatten is underwater is just false.
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>>30187285
Ok then
You will die if the city goes underwater, I will just use my fishing supplies to survive.
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>>30187481
thats non canon Glimmy, who cares
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>>30187481
What was she looking at?
I haven't seen it yet. Waiting for English release.
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>>30187537
she's asking sunset if she can come with her to the human world
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>>30187487

If she's being her cute self in pony form, I don't care if it's canon or not.
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>>30187487
idgaf she's still glimmy
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>>30187558
>>30187579
>>30187663
its not /ourglim/ though
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>>30187810
Honestly I'd give those pics a pass because it has Glimmer by herself and pone and not that other garish nobody. Anything other than coming out of that shite is garbage.
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>>30187810
Well desu she's just as much ourglim as the others.
Because she's not real
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>>30187832
i still hold false hope
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>>30187844
Yeah, nah.
If it was real the guy would've shot himself.
I mean, I would've done that.
Why would you still want to live if you know that /she/ is waiting for you on the other side?
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>>30187860
because its the easy way out. you show up and first thing you may need to explain is that you killed yourself.
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>>30187878
And?
Do you think she'd prefer you away from her and/or even marrying another real girl and making children that aren't hers?
Suicides are romantic af m8. Romeo and Juliet.
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>>30187844
shit man id take going to ayylmao land if that was my only option. ill take what I can get, its better than the shit hand we were all dealt.
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Did that anon ever get his gun?
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>>30187892
>implying im gonna ever end up doing any of that
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>>30187860
I can't say for sure, if I would. Simply knowing for a fact I'd get to be with her eventually might immensely improve my outlook on life. But then again, it might not, since I think I already choose to convince myself I'll be with her when I die. I don't know how much different the feeling would be. Even so, I don't think I would, since I still have people in my life that care about me. I guess it would depend on her feelings too, but I am confident she would understand.

>>30187892
>Do you think she'd prefer you away from her and/or even marrying another real girl and making children that aren't hers?

Well, like I said, I am confident she would understand why I can't just up and leave like that. As for the marrying and kids, I have no desire. Starlight is the only one I love and the only one I want to be with. She wouldn't have to worry.
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>>30188163
And you think she'd risk you forget about her?
Do you really think you'll still love her in 30 years Anon?
No, that's silly.
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>>30188177
>Do you really think you'll still love her in 30 years Anon?
>No, that's silly.

Why...?
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>>30188177
>No, that's silly.
Faggot.
Who do you think you are to question the love one has for his waifu?
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>>30185842
Prove morals exist
Protip: you can't
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>>30188392
*dibs bedora*
Everyone has commonly accepted meanings of "right" and "wrong" like it's not okay to murder or steal for example
Those are morals
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>>30188423
Consider the claim moral realists are making. They generally claim there are invisible properties in the world not detectable by our usual tools of science, properties of an entirely different sort than the usual “is” facts of science.
These are mysterious “ought” facts, and there is great disagreement about what they are or how we know them.
Now that is a strong claim.
A claim, we might say. And claims require evidence, right?

So what is the atheist’s evidence for this claim? Usually, it’s something like this:
“I experience a world of moral facts. I feel very strongly that rape is objectively wrong, and charity is objectively right.”
“Almost everybody believes in moral facts. It’s just obvious. Until you can prove there aren’t any, I’m justified in believing what people have always believed: that some things are really right or wrong.”

Do those arguments look familiar? They should.

Atheist for are skeptical of the existence of god(s), but are credulous and gullible when they replace the word ‘god(s)’ with another mysterious thing called ‘morals.’
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>>30188392
You have to define what you mean by morales first, faggot. Anyways, the issue with your argument is that morals are subjective, and your question can't be simplified into a true or false statement because of that. And another pro tip: you can't really prove anything except for the fact that you are thinking.
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>>30188471
Prove morals exist using the scientific method
I'll wait

Science, is the study of natural reality. Applied science is engineering. There's a clear and distinct difference. Neither of the two provide metaphysical outlooks on life that ultimately all humans intimately search for. Science will tell me HOW I was born, but not WHY I was born for example. What it really boils down to is that almost every person has a dogma of his own that he chooses to share with others or not. Even atheists contrive ethics in the exact same manner as the religious do. While atheists reject the existence of gods and the practice of contemporary mainstream religions, they still have no problems respecting human life, but having rejected religious outlooks, they're forced to search for metaphysical value to life elsewhere. That is why the many different moral systems adopted by atheists are in reality not much different than religions. In fact, Max Stirner, a famous atheist philosopher, saw secular morality as nothing more than a new religion.

Tl;dr if you're atheist and believe in morals you're a hypocrite

Only when one realizes that all sacred truths such as law, right, morality, religion etc., are nothing other than artificial concepts, and not to be obeyed, can one act freely.
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>>30188461
What does morality have to do with atheism
Christfags are the ones who try to prove the existence of morals
Atheists are edgelords who try to say that there is no right or wrong
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>>30188492
>this is what christfags actually believe
Don't cut yourself on that bible lad.
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>>30188489
Dude I agree with you hardcore. Morals don't exist. I was just pointing out that your argument was flawed, which I'd like for you to refute so we can get better at thinking.
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>>30188492
>Christfags
>Atheists are edgelords

Id like to know your belief or lack of belief system
You insult both the religious and the non-believer and try to paint yourself as "above" it.

As for your question
It makes sense that the religious would have morals as it's a metaphysical outlook just like religion.

But if you're atheist and reject one metaphysical outlook only to be gullible towards another, that makes you a hypocrite
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>>30188536
How is it flawed?
It all based off the scientific method
If it can't be proven I'll dismiss it.
That's not to say I'm a fedora atheist.
I have no problems with religion or the religious
I'm a voluntary egotist
They can believe in what they want
I dont care if the religious believe in god(s) or morals because they believe in a metaphysical outlook.

I'm gonna repeat myself
One can't be atheist and disbelieve one metaphysical outlook only to be gullible towards another one.
It's hypocrisy
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Oh great, a religious debate. Just what this thread needs.
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>>30188567
>If it can't be proven I'll dismiss it.
So you dismiss gravity, evolution, and dark matter?
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>>30188567
Aight before we waste any time, can you restate your original claim, and the purpose behind it? I could be misinterpreting something or vise versa
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>>30188580
You know as soon as someone brings up religion that atheist would show up.
That voluntary egotist guy just seems to hate atheist that have morals though.
Because he sees them as being hypocrites
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Wait, if one dismisses the concepts of morality and law, doesn't that make them a nihilist and not an atheist?
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>>30188590
Can it be proven?
If not I will

>>30188599
See >>30188461 and >>30188489
Dont call yourself atheist if you believe in morals, laws, rights and other metaphysical things.
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>>30188611
No, a nihilist believes nothing matters
A egotist believes only he matters
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What the fuck is this trash? Get your fucking irrelevant debate out of here.
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>>30188624
Holy shiz dude why do guys all think I'm an atheist, softcore Mormon actually.
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>>30188643
The best way to avoid this is not bringing it up in the first place.
Bring it up and the thread derails
It's the same as politics

Should just stick to talking about ponies
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>>30188657
*you guys
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>>30188673
no1caer
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>>30188657
You sound like a atheist from r/atheism
I tend to piss them off by calling them out for believing in metaphysical things.

Its okay if you believe in morals because your outlook is a metaphysical one.
I might think you're wrong but I won't insult you about it.

It's those that call themselves atheist and turn around and be gullible towards metaphysical things while denying another type of metaphysical stuff that just confuses me and ask for proof.
To me it's being a hypocrite
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>>30188636
Here's what I'm having trouble with. To me, atheists are observers. If it can be observed and explained, it fits into the science of their world.

So how does one disprove morals when they are made by an individual and generally agreed upon by their peers?

If I get hit in the face, I experience pain. I observe how others react when getting hit in the face. Through those observations, I can make the claim that getting hit in the face hurts. It's at this point that I, tied to my mortal shell, understand it feels bad to be hit in the face, and therefore experience feelings of sympathy towards others who get hit in the face. Through all this, I create the moral that hitting people in the face is bad.

At this point it still doesn't even need to bring spiritualism into the observation. Through science we have posited as fact that sympathy is natural reaction in the machine we call a human brain, and the lack thereof is to know an imbalance exists. We call it sociopathy/psychopathy.

I don't believe in an objective, universal moral truth, but I do believe morals exists as man, at least the majority of man, made them and some we agreed upon to function as a society, to become law we ought to govern ourselves and our peers by.
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>>30188704
>>30188720
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>>30188720
Prove morals exist
Using the scientific method
Not a metaphysical argument

Your argument is what the religious use constantly.
And to me a question begging epithet isn't a argument or proof
It's a reification fallacy

I asked for scientific proof you gave me a opinion.
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>>30188753
I'm not the original anon you are arguing with.
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>>30188741
these are literally the dumbest fucking things to argue about, I just dont understand why these retards continue to autistically spew bullshit that will inevitably ruin the thread, and the threads later

>>30188720
>>30188753
>>30188764
Fuck off
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>>30188764
And my question still stands
Prove to me morals exist using the scientific method.

Your opinion holds no weight
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>>30188769
Starlight Glimmer is gonna get a boyfriend in the EqG world just like Twilight Sparkle did with EqG Flash Sentry.
The only difference is Glimmer can make booty calls
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>>30188786
>EqG
Yeah, don't care.
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>>30188753
Oh yeah, I wasn't trying to prove the case that morals existed (you should specify that you mean the idea of morals, because in a literal sense it's a word that exists, and therefore real) , I was just saying that using this argument in that scenario isn't a valid comparison, and doesn't disprove anything.
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First rule of /sgt/ is you don't talk about religion or politics.
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>>30188804
Not seeing proof
Only your emotional opinion
Use the scientific method to prove morals exist
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>>30188769
Because this is a glimmer thread and it deserves to be ruined. This is objective and scientific fact.

God exists for but a moment to decree with holy word your waifu a shit.

>>30188770
So are you saying natural instinct observable in animals isn't a part of the scientific method? Can you prove morals don't exist within scientific method? I mean, just looking at the definition of scientific method includes "that which can be observed, experimented upon and have hypothesis made around."

All I'm getting from this is "how can morals be real if our eyes aren't real?"
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>>30188814
Why?
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>>30188804
>>30188814
>>30188820
>>30188821
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>>30188753
Sympathy exists.

Morals are just the generalization of this inevitable instinct into society.

If they have any ultimate, metaphysical truth behind them I can not say. As a non-empirical variable, it is an essentially a pointless effort to attempt to validate them through "pure" logic. It falls under the unknowable category.

If anything, we follow morals for practicality's sake. Society tends to be beneficial towards its user, so it is in everyone's best interest to follow at least some set of rules to keep society functioning.

whatever, friendship
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>>30188826
Obviously at least 3 people care. Have you considered that I might not give a shiz if anyone else cares?
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>>30188820
>I mean, just looking at the definition of scientific method includes "that which can be observed, experimented upon and have hypothesis made around."
And use that to prove morals exist
Not a metaphysical argument
I want concrete proof not feelings
See >>30188489
I've been over this already

>>30188821
Because I asked for proof
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>>30188831
>Sympathy exists.
Prove it

Also, that is a religious argument you just gave.
Are you religious?
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Is it that hard to ignore the egotistical atheist guy?
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>>30188839
And I'm not trying to prove that morals exist, I'm trying to make you understand that your original comparison is inherently invalid due to the nature of your question. (I already don't think morals exist dude)
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>>30188839
I observe that a dog yelps when it's kicked and licks your wounds when you are. If we are to decree dogs don't have souls, what would you call that?

Are you saying outright that pain doesn't exist and is just a metaphysical concept in our minds? I'm pretty sure that line of thought isn't atheism. It's a different ism.
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>>30188769
>I just dont understand why these retards continue to autistically spew bullshit that will inevitably ruin the thread, and the threads later

Well I guess >>30188820 answers that with an admission of intentionally trying to ruin the thread
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>>30188832
>>30188839
>>30188853
>>30188861
you retards arent going to reach any conclusion, you are going to debate this until it kills the thread, then you'll move on to the next one and ruin that one too.
Take your pseudo-philosophical garbage elsewhere. maybe you can ENDLESSLY babble about it on a discord or whatever the fuck people use...
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>>30188860
K yeah you're right, If I could just ctrl-z the last 20 min of my life.
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>>30188866
I hopped on halfway through. I didn't set out with the intention, this just gives me an excuse to roll with the direction the thread is going while claiming no fault of my own.
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>>30188868
They don't care. Some idiot already admitted he's only here to ruin the thread off topic cancer
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>>30188861
>I'm trying to make you understand that your original comparison is inherently invalid due to the nature of your question. (I already don't think morals exist dude)
Yet, you're trying to convince me they exist without scientific proof
Sounds like you're a hypocrite


>>30188864
Pain receptors firing off signals to the brain.
Not that hard
Shut them off and the dog wont know pain.
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Sleep tight poner
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>>30188888
What a fucking waste
At least it gots Glimmer
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>>30188885
So then what of the second part? Why would a dog lick my wounds? Especially if I were the one in question abusing it.
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>>30188885
DUDE. This has to be bait. I've implied multiple times that it doesn't matter if morals exist or not in your argument, and I don't care if they do. Just that the logic in your first statement isn't applicable to what the original anon was saying. That's what I'm trying to defend.
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>>30188907
Dog likes the salty taste
Licking releases endorphins
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>>30188915
You keep saying that yet arguing for morals in a different context.
No scientific proof
I'll dismiss it
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>>30188925
But it's also observable that a dog will wag its tail when doing so.

And that if it despises, or at least, instinctually fears you enough, won't lick your wounds, which wouldn't be a problem in a case where it just wants the salty taste.

The salty taste is also a metaphysical concept. At least the concept of "liking" it.
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>>30188931
Have you considered that maybe you just inferred things that weren't there due to you pushing your want to argue whether or not morals exist, instead of sticking to what you were trying to say in the first place (which I would like to understand why you think that comparison is valid, you haven't even touched that since the first post)
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Why they still respond to him
The world may never know
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>>30188954
Have you considered that your emotional opinions have no weight to a scientific question?
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>>30188943
Would you give her cookies if she wagged her tail at you?
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>>30188943
What part of "endorphins" is hard to understand?
Question
What are endorphins and how do they affect the body?
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>>30188954
Have you considered that Starlight is cute?
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>>30188971
Oh my goodness, just answer the question dude.
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>>30188853

>>Sympathy exists.
>Prove it

Looked it up. What I meant more closely resembles empathy, but whatever.

Pic related, when children as early as age two witness someone experiencing pain areas within their brain that are closely associated with pain activate. Hence, we can understand pain without experiencing it first hand, probably in an attempt to pseudo-simulate it to be prepared if such a thing happened to us personally.

>Also, that is a religious argument you just gave.
>Are you religious?

No I'm not. I'm just explaining why morals might be a thing. I'm not really rooting for any one type of morals over any other, specially from the religious side (the extremes of those are rather dangerous if left alone). I'm just saying that if you are looking for a fundamental and irrefutable proof of them there aren't any that can be known, because such knowledge falls beyond our sphere of understanding. What we do have is practical knowledge, so I'm fine working from there.
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>>30188980
>>30188980
Who is Glimmy and how does she affect your body?
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>>30188978
Well, no, the dog in question is Glimmer. Why would I treat something I'm abusing?

>>30188980
They give you metaphysical good feelings that can't be explained by scientific method, similar to whatever chemicals cause sympathy.
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>>30188982
Well ya got me there
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>>30188982
That pic isn't cute
But Glimmer is cute
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>>30188989
forgot the right pic fug
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Prove glimmy is cute using the scientific method.
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>>30188989
>Looked it up.
So you can't back up what you claim?
K

>No I'm not. I'm just explaining why morals might be a thing. I'm not really rooting for any one type of morals over any other, specially from the religious side (the extremes of those are rather dangerous if left alone). I'm just saying that if you are looking for a fundamental and irrefutable proof of them there aren't any that can be known, because such knowledge falls beyond our sphere of understanding. What we do have is practical knowledge, so I'm fine working from there.

That reasoning is also why god(s) might be a thing.
A metaphysical argument with no concrete proof.

>>30188994
>can't be explained by scientific method
They are peptides that activate the body's opiate receptors.
Boom
Also its used to create morphine and pain killers
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So I just finished watching special with subtitle. and I seriously think writers should stop pedestaling her into a hero role. it felt really forced this time, Starlight saving the day ALONE while others got captured isn't really satisfying y' know? at least TWABA was a team effort but this special, especailly last 5 minutes, feels like Starlight wanking fest. Starlight and Sunset interaction and human Starlight was cute and all, but I really wish that this special didn't exist in the first place. it just gave more fuel to those anti-Starlight folks. Starlight deserves better than this, fuck.
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>>30189007
Same, sometimes small amounts of more anatomical accuracy can look real good
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>>30189007
That is a cute pic
You are forgiven
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>>30189024
The problem is that you can explain away the good feelings caused by endorphins, but can't explain what is causing a feeling of sympathy.
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Look at this pone. She is perfect, imo.
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>>30189026
>it just gave more fuel to those anti-Starlight folks

I don't give a flying fuck what they think. They'd whine about her no matter what she does.
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>>30189033
Starlight causes good feelings for me.
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>>30189033
I just explain it and with a scientific explanation.

Not my problem if you can't grasp this
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>>30189041
Suddenly, giant Glim.

Can you provide a scientific explanation for this?
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>>30189040
Looking at Starlight Glimmer's smile releases endorphins to my feel good receptors
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>>30189026
I think they are just trying to caught her up to the heroic feats of other characters so the gap isn't so large. Hence the reason she is teamed up with side characters or alone. They may feel the new pony has to stand out.
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>>30189049
I-I cant ;_;
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>>30189053
Just thinking about her does that for me.
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>>30189059
Someone said some undercover agent named Ace or something is gonna steal her or Shimmer
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>>30189039
Overexposure doesn't work for everyone, anon.

>>30189041
You didn't explain sympathy with science, you disregarded it as nonexistent.

There has to be a reason I feel what I feel. Just because you don't have words for it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. That's why you are not an atheist, you are agnostic.
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>>30189039
True, but it was legimately bad this time.
this guy summed up my thought exactly, with better grammar, better wording.
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>>30189041
I think he's just trolling at this point. I know, I wasted too much time with him too.
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>open drawer
>see this

I...I need a scientific explanation.
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What's happening to her, /glim/ ?
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>>30189070
Sympathy is just a exemplary model followed by most of the west.
Yet like morals, charge with the culture and climate thus a artificial concept used to control the masses
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>>30189024

I did backup my claim, just forgot that I was gonna put up this image in the post while typing >>30189002. The difference between empathy and sympathy is a rather fine one, so evidently the concepts will get mixed up, but it really isn't relevant to the discussion.

And yeah god(s) might be a thing. I don't think they are, but they might. And if they did I really doubt they would be as described by some backwater planet's +200 religions that seem only to argue on trivial things.

I'm done, because we are not really on the opposites of this discussion anyway and it doesn't really go anywhere.
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>more than 200 replies after the EQG special
I didnt expect this thread to get so excited or happy over that shit, seems like it will keep people enterteained for a week or more, so Im taking a break of this thread
Hope you guys recover your tastes once this flavor-of-the-week thing leaves
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>>30189085
He said he likes to piss off r/atheism
That place is one giant circle jerk
Easily triggered
You should've seen this
He also admits he browse reddit
Unforgivable
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>>30189090
This little cutie stayed up all night waiting for you to come home. It got too late and she fell asleep. That's how you found her when you got home.
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>>30189105
Hahaha! This has nothing to do with the special. Maybe skim the thread before commenting.
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>>30189106
I have something to admit also.
I love Starlight Glimmer
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>>30189107
That sounds hot as fuck, I wonder how many nights can she stay awake until she drops any hope of seeing you arrive

>>30189115
Im busy anyway, hope I never see her EQG form ever again posted on this thread when Im back
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>>30189098
And you can make people disbelieve in god(s) with magnets.

Research, published in the journal Social Cognitive and Affective Neuroscience, suggests our brains use the same basic mental pathways to solve practical problems such as following directions or ideological issues such as immigration and religion.

When applied to the frontal cortex Dr Izuma said: "When we disrupted the brain region that usually helps detect and respond to threats, we saw a less negative, less ideologically motivated reaction to the critical author and his opinions."

Dr Colin Holbrook, form the the University of California at Los Angeles, said: "These findings are very striking, and consistent with the idea that brain mechanisms that evolved for relatively basic threat-response functions are re-purposed to also produce ideological reactions."

Sympathy is just a artificial concept used to control you.
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>>30189115
The abuse fetishist has no room to speak of taste anyway.
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>>30189137
I hope never see you ever again posting in this thread. Don't come back.
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>>30189141

>Anon, form the the Starlight Glimmer thread at /mlp/, said: "glimmy a qt"

What did he mean by this?
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>>30189137
Don't leave mane I miss u papi.
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Glimmer seemed to like the EqG world.
Should we be scared?
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>>30189202
nahhh
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Watch out, I think she's about to start a splash fight with you.
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>>30189202
No? They're entirely separate canons.
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>>30189144
>believes abuse is less tasteful than EQG

>>30189154
Dont worry, I will miss you too, but I will be back, the only way to kick me of this thread is by posting things I dont like, like EQG, Shimmer, ep. 100
Enough, I wont give you more ideas
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>>30189202
>Twilight finally decides it's time for Glimmer to go away
>Instead of anywhere else she thought of, she decides the mirror world would be her biggest challenge
>Cue student swap as Glimmer becomes the EQG protagonist and Sunset comes back to finally finish her studies and redeem herself
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>>30189197
Fuck off, cocksucker.
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>>30189141
Disbelief and disproof are two very different concepts. And belief in a religion is not the same as belief in god(s). Religion is ideological and god(s) are an unlikely possibility.

And sympathy is a thing because it can be experienced. If it is only there due to ideological constructions or as an instinctual response is something that would need to be proven on your side with this claim:

>Sympathy is just a artificial concept used to control you.

glimmy a qt tho
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>>30189226

Christ no
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>>30189225
Claiming you love a pony while wanting to emotionally and physically abuse her for nothing but your own benefit is less tasteful than anything, stupid fuck. Go away already.
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>>30189226
Sunset doesn't need to finish any studies
She's already Twilight's equal and is doing her own research
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>>30189246
>likes EQG
I dont need any other argument, have fun, but outside of this site
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>>30189265
>that filename

Alright, I laughed. Now get her out of here.
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>>30189202
Why does she have eyeshadow and mascara in EqG form?
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>>30189270
Where did I say I liked EqG? I want that garbage out of here too.

>Claiming you love a pony while wanting to emotionally and physically abuse her for nothing but your own benefit is less tasteful than anything, stupid fuck. Go away already.

Don't act as if you have an actual argument, either. Shitposting faggot.
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>>30189278
Because she put it on.
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>>30189246
How can you say you love your waifu if you don't want to experience everything her existence has to offer? I want to give her the greatest pleasures and the greatest pains. I want to revel in her every emotional trauma.

And when she is broken and torn between heaven and hell, we shall skip gleeful and screaming to the promised land, where we will bow before the swirling chaos AND PRAISE SLAANESH!
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>>30189275
What's wrong with posting Starlight's friends
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>>30189278
it makes her look like a bitch 2bh
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>>30189239
And if it can't be proven with the scientific method I'll dismiss it.

Your metaphysical argument is not a concrete proof
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>>30189297
Wow nice OC.
From which episode is it from?
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>>30189297
Because this is a Starlight thread, and not a Starlight's friends thread? Twilight is Starlight's friend. Why don't you post some solo pics of her like you did with Sunset and pretend it's relevant here?
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>>30189291
What a sloot
Who is she trying to attract?
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>>30189305
Mirror Magic, silly
The one that just came out
Wow, talk about being a fan of the fandom
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>>30189305
>too autistic to choose one meme
>puts them together and contradicts himself
You tried, honey.
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>>30189323
That's not an episode. Usually when we say "episode" we're referring to episodes of FiM.
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>>30189304
>And if it can't be proven with the scientific method I'll dismiss it.
>Your metaphysical argument is not a concrete proof

Likewise and vice-versa friend.
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>>30189320
She hates herself and just wants to look "normal" for once.
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>>30189285
>disliking EQG
Thats nice to hear, you seem like a cool guu, sadly theres a barrier of fetishes and morals between us
Have fun, but stay
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>>30189331
Whatever do you mean, Anonymous
It's 22 minutes of canon pony material so how couldn't it be an episode
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>>30185175
My ISP called. They said that the net will be back by the time I get home from work, so I'll be updating the bin then. Also, I think I'll be writing for this thread for the forseeable future. This place is comf, even with all the shit posting.
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Just when I had gotten used to the slower speed our threads we're operating at before today, this shitfest happens. We can't ever have anything good.
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>>30189340
>who are you gonna believe my opinions or the scientific method?
Whoa, hard choice there
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>>30188853
>>Sympathy exists.
>Prove it

Define Sympathy, hard to agree if a phenomenon exists if the definition of said phenomenon is not properly laid out.
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>>30189350
Fuck off.
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>>30189343
You seem like a despicable person.
Have a bad time, and fuck off forever.
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>>30189360
blame the mods with their heads up their asses.
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>>30189360
Well it's always something here isn't it?
From the no hooves niggers trying to push their shit here to whatever inane argument goes on.
Abusefags seem tame in comparison.
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>>30189342
She wants benis
shes cute as a pony but looks like shes trying to have boys notice her as in her EqG form.
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>>30189363
I never asked you to believe in anything. I'm just saying that what you say is flimsy some places.

Although I already did show the empathy thing, cause, you know, brain activity and such on two year olds. Whatevs.
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>>30189379
>blaming the mods for people shitting up your thread when you continue shitting up the board
It's hard to have sympathy for you.

Probably because it's a concept that can't be explained by scientific method.
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>>30189387
>>30189363
fuck off
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>>30189387
>I never asked you to believe in anything
>take my metaphysical opinion as fact
Okay
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>>30189391
blow the pseudo-scientific-philosophical shit out of your head
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>>30189391
I haven't done shit to the board, you stupid moron. Most of us haven't. The people here don't deserve this. The shitposters don't come here.
I can't even escape idiots like you by staying in this thread exclusively.
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>>30189391
What doft life?

Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Dyke!
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>>30189393
ok, we are clearly getting nowhere anyway.

have running glim of Sisyphean tasks
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>>30189371
>question deflecting and dodging
I'm not the one claiming it exists and I asked you first
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>>30189414
With hey ho, the wind and the rain. For the rain it raineth every day.

>chomsky-honk
Thank you for the laugh.
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>>30189426
You haven't asked me anything, I'm simply responding to your debate that is clearly going nowhere productive because the both of you have failed to properly lay down any ground work as to actually focus in on the concepts you're discussing.
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>>30189306
>it's not relevant to post a picture of the pony that someone's talking about in response to their post
wew lad
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>>30189413
>The shitposters don't come here
Gee, doesn't feel too convincing with the majority of posts here sounding exactly like them.
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>>30189449
And I never claimed sympathy exists
I asked proof for it from another that did.
Nice try with you question begging epithet though.
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>>30189461
You still haven't disproved sympathy. You gave an opinion that it's a concept of mass mind-control making you sound like a conspiracy nut.
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>>30189461
he said that you need to define first what sympathy is in order to determine and discuss if it exists or not, you fucking illiterate nigger.

As everyone has failed to do that, the discussion has no basis and is completely pointless

seriously
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>>30189460
Maybe look at a thread that hasn't been ruined by clueless shitposting twelve year olds.
I haven't set foot outside of this thread in well over a month, so I have no idea about whatever shitposting you're talking about, but look at this. >>30162866
Might convince you of something.
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>>30189502
And you haven't proved it
Weird
Nice try with your emotional response on why I'm wrong.

>>30189504
You want me to define a artificial concept I don't believe in?
>you illiterate nigger
Seems i struck a nerve
Why is this?

Because you can't even take your own advice and lay down a proper argument?
What a hypocrite.

>completely pointless
Thanks for proving my point and contradicting yourself
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>>30189509
>I
Okay, (You). And what can you say of your fellow posters here?

You know where you are, right? Remember all the Christian Shimmer threads? Well unfortunately you picked a waifu someone has decided to shitpost with and now we blame all of you, just like we blamed the sunsetfags, same as we blamed the nightly twifag threads when she was being spammed.

Unfortunately it's your turn to live with it.

>>30189528
>emotional
Factual*

The concept of mind control is an emotional construction by those fearful of the sanctity of their mind. It sounds like you believe that your logic can be skewed by some metaphysical force.
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>>30187901
Not yet
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>>30188860
Apparently yes, yes it is
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>>30189572
>Factual
Elaborate how it is what you claim it is.
I believe it is a artificial concept just like laws, religion, rights and morals.
Something used to control the masses
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>>30189572
These threads have been fucking nice for days, literally devoid of any shitposting, until today. It doesn't even sound like you viewed the post I linked, because you're still acting as if the shitposting you're crying about is being done by anymore than 2 people.
By the way, we don't choose who we love.
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>>30189572
Don't forget
Incest Applejack
Dyke Rainbow Dash
Jewish Rarity
Capitalist Pinkie
Hindu Twilight
Muslim Fluttershy
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>>30189640
>Capitalist Pinkie Pie
Thanks for reminding me of that autistic communist Pinkie Piefag, TOPF.

You're also forgetting futa Trixie and cock vore Flitter
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>>30189668
>TOPF
Fuck that guy. He ruined Pinks for me.
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>>30189599
>I believe it is used to control the masses
That's the problem. That's an opinion, one based on emotion.

Furthermore, if none of that shit actually exists, mind control would be impossible.

>>30189614
You misunderstand. The who and what doesn't matter. My own opinion doesn't matter. You have been judged by the community, and it will continue to stick until the shitposter dies. That's just what you gotta live with, a natural law of this board, if you will.

>>30189640
If only we could go back to the days of topf. He was significantly less annoying. Probably because he didn't shit on anybody else in the process of his overflowing love.
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>>30189678
Says you. You didn't have to deal with his vitriol. I hated writing anythin whenever TOPF was being active.
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>>30189678
>That's the problem. That's an opinion, one based on emotion.
>Furthermore, if none of that shit actually exists, mind control would be impossible.
Governments can determine what is right and wrong.
Take frontier America
Enslaved and eradicated the natives and brought over slaves.
Were they wrong?
Nope, because might makes right.
If you can take it then do it.
If something gets taken from you, you only have yourself to blame.
Nazi Germany with the Jewish problem.
Soviet Union with religion eradication and the destruction of the Cossacks.
And modern west with muslims taking what they want by taking advantage of those morals and sympathys.
Again, none of it is wrong
They took what they could because they could.

Borders and countries are also artificial concepts and history shows countries rise and fall constantly.
Some destroyed
Others created.

In the end only the yourself matters
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>>30189705
fucking chinese bots
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>>30189735

I'd rather see bots post than this stupid religious debate desu.
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>>30189735
>>30189757
maybe now, the mods will have a reason to come over here
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>>30189765
Yeah so they can ban whoever they feel like for no real reason.
Mods hate this place, not just this board but all of 4chan.
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>>30189757
Less religious and more about how concepts dont exist because they can't be proven with the scientific method.
Guy says laws, religion, rights, morals, countries and borders are false.
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>>30189678
>You misunderstand. The who and what doesn't matter. My own opinion doesn't matter. You have been judged by the community, and it will continue to stick until the shitposter dies. That's just what you gotta live with, a natural law of this board, if you will.

I don't know if you're the same guy I was talking to before, but I don't care what happens outside of this thread. I only want the people who come here with the intent of ruining the thread in order to "enact revenge" upon us for "ruining" the board to understand that their efforts are entirely fruitless.
You don't sound like you're here for Starlight, so why are you still here fueling an irrelevant argument?
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>>30189774
Great. Now you poked it with a stick.

Why can't we just post around these faggots?
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>>30189795
I'm not even arguing with them
But it's hard to talk about Glimmer with them around.

I even asked they be ignored
But that was too much to ask for
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>>30189772
I can honestly have sympathy for them for that. Most people that end up in reports, or send them are complete retards.
I can only imagine how long some of them have been moderating the site, and how it made them grow to hate the people that use it.
But if they dont like the people, they shouldn't stop caring about the site, they should just throw in the towel.
>>30189793
Its hard to ignore the giant elephant in the room, its even harder when its taking a massive shit as well
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>>30189678
>If only we could go back to the days of topf.
Confirmed never interacting with him
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>>30189713
Did topf criticize greens or something? I don't remember ever getting a visit from him or the people who hated him when I wrote, as compared to one of the newer shitposters like nrdt.

>>30189721
Isn't egoism an antithesis to the scientific method, though?

Are you actually Brainiac? Please don't digitize me.

>>30189772
Pretty much. The last mod banned anyone who shitposted in glimmer shitpost threads.

Not to mention all bans here are automatically site-wide 3 day bans as opposed to most other boards where they'll ban you just from that board. We really have the shit end of the stick here.

>>30189774
>>30189784
I'm just saying, it may be unfair but trying to logic against that feeling is just as fruitless.
>so why are you still here fueling an irrelevant argument?
Because this is where I happened to end up and decided to spend my Sunday night with something engaging. To be honest, I originally came here to save the opening image, it just sort of slipped my mind this was a general and not another shitpost, but the comments here are just as bad so why not treat it like one now that I'm in this deep, yeah?

It's not your fault I hate you for what you are. Blame the people around you. I'm sure it's easier that way anyway.
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>>30189807
Moot removed all the original oldfag mods and put new mods.
Whenever I post evidence it gets nuked, so I won't bother.
You can ask the people at the resistance site, 8ch for it.
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>>30189823
Not really. I never debated with him about his politics, just when I saw his threads
>What would the perfect date be like?
>I just want to cuddle her forever!
>What sort of presents do you think she'd like?
And when confronted with people trashing his waifu because of him, was purely in her defense and calling them wrong.

To me that sounds better than posting a thread with the intention of pissing off others and constantly shitting on everyone else with the waifu as largely an afterthought or straight up bait.
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>>30189837
>Isn't egoism an antithesis to the scientific method, though?
>Are you actually Brainiac? Please don't digitize me.

He is a brainlet trying to spook himself into being an utilitarian ubermensch.

I'd like to see him go to /lit/
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>>30189837
>Isn't egoism an antithesis to the scientific method, though?
>Are you actually Brainiac? Please don't digitize me.
lol ignores his original argument and goes after the egotist

Egotist is whatever the individual believes works best for him and in his best interests.
In other words it's the sense that he considered it irrational not to act in one's self-interest.
If you got another egotist to talk to me we probably wouldn't have the same mindset or thoughts on certain subjects.
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>>30189871
>I like to see him go on /lit/
Too much of a brainlet to debate him yourself?
Aren't your labels spooks?
>>
I don't know why I keep making this mistake.

>>30189837
>it just sort of slipped my mind this was a general and not another shitpost
Get your head checked, then. We've had the same OP forever, and you're still having trouble recognizing it as a general.

>but the comments here are just as bad
Point out some comments that are "just as bad" that aren't in any way related to the argument that you're fueling.

>so why not treat it like one now that I'm in this deep, yeah?
Because there is no point, unless you're a shitposter.

>It's not your fault I hate you for what you are. Blame the people around you. I'm sure it's easier that way anyway.
No. Why would I blame everyone in this thread when there's no reason to believe they've done anything wrong?
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>>30189910
>thinks calling someone a brainlet is a spook

It would be if it somehow forced my hand out of a weak-willness from my part.

It didn't
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Stop talking about non-Glimmer shit, yeah?
Just drop the current topic you cunts are argueing over and lets talk about Glimmer.
The pony this thread is about, yeah?
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>>30189936
yeah
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>>30189871
>utilitarian ubermensch
>Ignores this
Sure is spooky around here
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>"Why anon?"
>"Why did you shit up my thread?"
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Would you wash her back?
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>>30189976
I hope this didn't repel the Trixiefag who's been writing for us
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>>30189992
we had it set until this happened
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T H R E E
S C O O P S
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>>30190000
Let these be the quads of peace
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>>30189461
Me pointing out that you two should define exactly what you mean by sympathy is not presupposing the conclusion that sympathy exists, it's a perfectly reasonable point of criticism because two individuals use of a term and by extension their interpretations can be vastly different.

Please stop being retarded.
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>>30190028
shut the fuck up and fuck off
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>>30189989

That's a silly question
I would give her such a grooming
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>>30190027
just seconds after you replied to my post, he made his reply.
i think this kind of shitposting is meant to ruin the thread, there is no other way.
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>>30190028
Fuck off faggot
Nobody cares
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>>30190028
Are you lost?
This is a Glimmer thread
Fuck off, yeah?
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>>30189992
Don't worry mate. I've survived both TOPF and NDRT, this isn't enough to push me away.
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>>30190056
Well, yeah. It's already been admitted.
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>>30190128
you are a blessing. someday I want to grow up and create content for this thread just like you
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>>30190128
thats a relief
>>
>glimmerfags
why is glimmer such a dumb lesbian cuntslut?
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>>30190471
That was rude
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>>30190471
She ain't lesbian friendo
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>>30190011
Boy, she's cute as hell. even in eqg she managed to be cutest of cute.
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>>30190512
>implying he and trixie aren't lessing out
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>>30190527
>he
Ace?
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>>30190527
>>30190531
>"Ponies always thought it was Trixie who was in possession of a cock! Little did they know it was actually you, Starlight Glimmer, that was carrying around such a magnificent package."
>"Mmm, yes. I hope you can service me better than Spike. Poor thing couldn't get past his gag reflex."
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>>30190542
any marecock is good, though.
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>>30185842
>the Bible is true because it says it's true.
That's true, though
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>>30190651
Pls dont, we just got the egotistical atheists to leave.
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STWAAAWLEEEAIGHHHHT GLEEEAMNEAR GETS THREE SCOOPS?!
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>>30188926
>>30188910
>>30188888
>>30188831
>>30188580
>>30188962
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>>30189354
Thanks Anon.
>>
And I've updated my Pastebin.

Sorry about the shitty naming sense, it's been a long day and that's the best I can come up with at the moment. Feel free to suggest better names for the stories.

https://pastebin.com/u/Grim_Ponka

I'll try and write a little something later. Any ideas for me to work with?
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>>30189354
Thank you, really.
There wasn't much shitposting last thread thought, right? I thought it was great, it lasted like 7 days.
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>>30191158
I meant this thread. I've only been here for a few days after all.
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>>30191154
The names are okay, I'd say you should add that they're clean/sfw but since you don't do lewd, who cares.

And I'll request more magic mess ups. It just fits her so much.
Maybe a hearts and hooves day, and she wants it to be perfect so she can't stop herself from using her magic.
Or maybe more public stuff with her being embarrassed over you petting her but still wanting more, so she has to fight it etc.
I believe she really shines when she acts self conscious.
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>>30190128
Redpill me on TOPF. I vaguely remember the bloke. I think he posted pictures of Lenin, right?
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>>30191154
I don't have any specific ideas, but I guess I could give you some elements I love to see.
Do more personal moments between Starlight and Anon. (Don't get me wrong, I have really enjoyed how you've been incorporating other characters, especially RD. You write her nicely.) Cuddling, petting, etc. Stuff like like that, in public or wherever.
Also, it's really cute when she spergs about kites.
Also, like the other guy said, it's really cute when she acts self conscious, or embarrassed.
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>>30185499
Judging by my educated assumptions about pony dimensions, this would suggest Celestia is roughly as tall as an average human male on her hind legs.
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>>30191868
nah
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>>30191908
you're using that c word again
>>
Cant we just see EqG as an alternate timeline that has no effect on the main timeline of the show?????
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>>30192090
you mean, the same way anyone that isn't a barbiefag does?
sure
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>>30192090
Just ignore the shitposters.
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>>30192090
Why would you want to discard worldbuilding and lore
It's literally anti-quality
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>>30191394
He bombed Pinkie threads with communist mouth diarrhea. Posted Pinkie diaper fetish crap. Advocated Cheese Sandwich x Pinkie shipping. Voiced his desire to abuse Pinks. He would post this copy-pasta about how Pinkie has shitty fans and how she was a horrible pony. He would flood the board with fake Pinkie boards with any of the above as the OP. He would make fake Pinkie generals causing the mods to go on a banning streak, killing off the main thread in the process. He would shit on any and all content creators who ever set foot in the thread and basically just make it so it was uninhabitable so long as he was around. Plus, he did all that whilst dodging bans so you never could just report him.

It was a fucking shit show, I'll tell you that.
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>>30191384
>>30191840

I'll keep these in mind then.
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Starlight is so pure it hurts
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>>30192297
I agree. She is adorable.
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>>30192297
Is that why there's no decent porn of her?
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>>30192345
There's tons of decent anthro porns of her.
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>>30192345
Define "decent"
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>>30192362
You just contradicted yourself anon.
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>>30192362
I want show accurate r34/porn.

stuff that looks like the actual show,

I
NEED
IT
(not just starlight, anything)
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>>30192422
I can't draw show accurate or even decent porn for that matter
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>>30192436
where can I find it online.

Not asking you to draw it.
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>>30192461
My porn?
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>>30192422
https://derpibooru.org/tags/show+accurate+porn
Obviously put the filter to everything.
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>>30192509
I DON'T CARE WHO ITS FROM,

I JUST WANT SHOW ACCURATE R34/P0RN
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>>30192545
>https://derpibooru.org/tags/show+accurate+porn
Thank you.
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>>30192297
> “Hmm hm hmm hm hmmm~”
> You look down at the bright and cheerful mare next to you.
> A happy smile is plastered all over her cute little face.
> There’s an obvious and childish skip in her step.
> She was excited, you could tell.
> The way she was right now, she almost seemed like a filly heading out on an adventure.
> This brings a smile to your face.
> You were excited too.
> A relaxing day of kite flying with Starlight.
> What more could you wish for?
> The summer sun was warm, the sky clear and the company beautiful.
> Glimmer hums a little tune as the two of you walk through the park.
> It doesn’t take long before the two of you find an area to fly your kites.
> Her eyes twinkle as she spies the perfect spot.
> You can hear her giggle joyfully as she bolts on over to the empty field and claims it as her own.
> Turning back, she beams and calls out for you to hurry up.
> You smile.
> She really was like a filly at heart.
> She turns away and looks up at the sky.
> Her eyes close as she basks in the gentle warmth of the morning sun.
> You feel your heart race as you watch the mare facing up at the sky.
> Times like these made you feel like you were falling in love with her all over again.
> You pick up your pace and run over to the unicorn mare, your hands carefully hugging the ‘precious cargo’ therein.
> Glimmer hops excitedly in place as you arrive.
> You fumble around as you try untangle the two kites.
> She waits impatiently for you to hand her, her kite.
> You think about teasing her a bit more, but you decided against it.
> By the look of things, she just might explode if you don’t give her what she wants straight away.
> You give her credit though; seeing as how she hasn’t yanked the thing right out of your arms yet.
> Not like you were going to give her the chance to.
> Though, it was cute watching her like this.
> You pass the excited mare her kite.
> A pink box kite levitates in front of Starlight.
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>>30192685
> Immediately she sets off running, leaving you standing there alone whilst you unfurl the string to your blue diamond kite.
> By the time you are done, she already has hers high up in the air.
> You begin to run too, slowly pulling the kite higher and higher into the air.
> As you run, you spot Glimmer focusing upon her own kite, smiling happily as she watches it soaring around in the sky.
> Getting your kite to a stable altitude, you make your way back to Starlight.
> She’s humming that tune once more, but this time its sounds much more whimsical and cheery.
> You try humming along with her.
> She just smiles as the two of you stand next to each other, making music and flying your kites together.
> You look up at her pink box kite.
> It’s floating gently in the summer breeze.
> The kite moves as if it is dancing with the wind.
> The spectacle, a testament to the expertise and control that Glimmer has with regards to her hobby.
> You on the other hand are struggling with your own kite, trying your hardest not to crash it into Glimmers or into the ground.
> Things don’t look well for you.
> Just before anything happens, you feel a gentle yet firm tug on you kite string.
> The kite corrects itself and begins to sail smoothly once again.
> Looking over at Starlight, you see her smiling softly as she watches her own kite.
> You bend over and give her an appreciative kiss on the cheek before returning to your own kite.
> The two of you spend the rest of day like that.
> In each other’s company.
> Today was such a perfect day to fly kites.
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>>30192133

>EqG
>quality
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>>30192297
_____unf
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>>30192685
>>30192691
that pony sure does love kites
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>>30192749
Only a high quality franchise could produce a beauty like this
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>>30192553
>https://derpibooru.org/tags/show+accurate+porn
Does anyone have any links to ones with specifically starlight?
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>>30192821
just include her tag
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>>30192821
https://derpibooru.org/1302122
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>>30192840
FINALLY

Thank you.
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>>30192887
Dude, learn how to use Derpi.
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>>30192887
How does it feel this help was brought to you by one abuse anon?
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>>30192905
>one abuse
I don't get it
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>>30192989
I mean I am one of the anons with the abuse fetish
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>>30193005
What does that have to do with anything?
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>>30193153
I just wanted to make it clear so you don't say I just come to shitpost, faggots.
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>>30193153
He's an edgy 18smth that's trying to shock people, while not understanding where the fuck he is.

But you, young man, on the other hand are into some serious troubles. Does your mom know you're using the computer?
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>>30193005
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>>30193171
>Still believing this fetish is not real
>Still hating despite me actually contributing
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>>30193170
I use the computers at the library.
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>>30193189
>p-please accept me!
Holy shit, go whine on one of fimfic's forum or on derpibooru but please get off my board
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>>30193207
I didn't say accept me
I am saying you will have me here contributing sometimes despite you being a huge cunt about it
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>>30193218
>>30193207
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>>30193189
I have nothing against you as long as you have common decency. Vector was an abuse fag and he was actually the one who wanted abuse pics censored. I respect that.
Just don't put your shit in this thread and expect others to eat it.
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Her magic can fill my ULF readout.
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>>30192090
That is how I see it.
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>>30193256
what are you using there??
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>>30193189
Nobody believes the fetish isn't real. The problem is that you keep claiming you love her, yet you want to hurt her and make her miserable. Stop trying to convince people you're the same as the people who actually love her, and stop forcing your garbage in a waifu thread, and there will be no problem.
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>>30193336
My Father hit my mother often and she still loves him.
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>>30193328
Just using DigiPan set to BPSK63 and accelerated in video editing to 600x real time, with a hardware loop to feedback the signal it makes. Has a nifty file button for sending txt files.
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>>30193360
shes fukked in the ol noggin then m8
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>>30193376
Aren't we all?
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>>30193360
Yeah, it's called delusion. He certainly didn't love her.

No matter how much you contribute, you'll always receive hatred here as long as you keep trying to force your cancer. So, best not try and pull shit like >>30192905 to try and get everyone to like you.
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>>30193445
She was the one that said that he loved her.
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>>30193360

stockholm syndrome is not love
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>>30193471
She doesn't have that shit, a psychiatrist already checked her.
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hey /glim/, im going through my bi weekly depression that Glimmy isn't real

its especially bad this week, how do I get over this?
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>>30193454
Yes, like I said, it's called delusion.
The other point still stands also. He did not love her, if he wanted to hurt her. Just like you don't love Starlight.
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>>30193493
the actual way to get over this is pretty devestating
you have to let her go
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>>30193494
You are just mad that people is fucked up and I am one of those people.
This is specially amusing considering you don't want a woman but prefer a cartoon pony that isn't real, yet look down on others with other kind of problems.
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>>30193493
I know it sounds stupid, but try just imagining that she's with you. I always love pretending she's laying in bed with me and I'm talking to her and cuddling her. I do it throughout the day too. It just makes me happy.
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>>30193511
That's basically making a tulpa.
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>>30193502
No, I'm just sick of you people thinking you're actual waifufags and pretending you fit in. You don't love her like some of us do, you don't deserve her, and she sure as hell doesn't deserve to suffer at your hands. If you don't want to be hated for what you want to do to her, then take your fucking cancer somewhere else where it's actually relevant.
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>>30193534
im pretty sure there is a big difference between what he does and making a tulpa
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>>30193534
No it's not. Tulpas are much more extreme and take much more time and effort to manifest. People with tulpas say they can see, feel, hear, and talk to them. It's entirely different than simply imagining you're talking to her.
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>>30193534
It's one thing to imagine her talking to you and another to actually have her say something to you without an effort.
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>>30193559
yeah, its more like daydreaming
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>>30193502
Nobody really cares what you are into, it is just that most here are not in to it cause they find it cruel. You posting about it knowing that people here will react the way they do, which makes you no better than those glimshitposters on other threads.

Going around admitting you are one of the abuse fags is no more than a bait for (you)s at this point. And damn it works.

You knowingly start drama and shit up the thread.
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>>30193544
Too bad
You are just a white knight. Now just imagine how many men out there are beating women without you being able to do shit about it and that the police will never do shit.
I can beat an imaginary waifu and you can't stop me and since she is mine I can say she loves it just like my own mother did.
So stay mad, I won't ever stop.
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>>30193568
Yes, exactly.
I can't be the only one who likes to daydream that she's with me.
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>>30193575
Only to show that I can contribute and people will still hate because they can.
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>>30193582
>whiteknighting your waifu is bad
Glimmerfags once again proving they're the worst.
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>>30193592
you aren't^:(
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>>30193256
She fills my UNF readout
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>>30193603

>a stupid thing one person said represents what we all think
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>>30193575
everybody here should know at this point that he is being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole.
>bait for (you)s
Heck, you know it and you still answer
just ignore
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>>30193582

>You are just a white knight. Now just imagine how many men out there are beating women without you being able to do shit about it and that the police will never do shit.
It's a shame but it's not of my concern. In other words I don't fucking care, you god damn idiot. I don't know those women and never will. I care about Starlight.
I don't fucking care what you fantasize about, but if you come here telling a waifu thread about your fucking fantasies, you're going to get a negative reaction, every time. People here love her and want to protect her from sick fucks like you. So stop crying about being hated. You will never be liked here. Too bad for you.
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>>30193499
never
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>>30193603
Fuck off, moron. He's not one of us.
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>>30193644
>true scotsman fallacy
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>>30193603
He can whiteknight all he wants, doesn't mean he can do shit about his imaginary waifu being imaginarily abused.
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>burned through the thread in a day
This is Glimmer's fault, isn't it?
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>>30193785
Fucking /pol/turds
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>>30193493
she's real, just give it time
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why is this Glimmer thread going so fast compared to other ones? I doubt its the special cause it seems almost everyone here hates eqg
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>>30193766
No, shitposters.
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>>30193534
what the fuck is a tulpa
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>>30193865
An imaginary friend taken to the extreme.
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>>30193816
It was the special, kind of. Somehow the "much canon" shitposter fags ended up debating morality for 6 hours straight.
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>>30193816
Were you not here for the 10 hour long irrelevant argument?
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>>30193839
That's the joke, that Glimm always blames herself for stuff.
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>>30193493
just get a plush of her.

since your chances of getting a girlfriend are low, with this, you will never feel lonely again.
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>>30193947
that'll be around $4-500?
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>>30193991
if he's that depressed, he'll probably buy it.

Doubt it would cost more than 350 tho.
>>
>Anon is a shut-in with no friends
>Starlight Glimmer is trying to get the map to give her a friendship problem, but it only gives them out when it feels like it
>She shoots it with some kind of magical bullshit laser, and it hurls her across dimensions to Anon's house
>She decides that he's a perfect candidate for her magical friendship skills and tries to help him out
>It doesn't work out so well
>She decides to 'regroup' with Twilight back in Equestria, but makes a troubling realization
>She has no idea how to return home
>She has no map to manipulate, and this version of Earth doesn't seem to have any magic mirrors for her to use either
>Her best shot is to help Anon make a friend or something, then maybe the map will bring her back
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>>30193947
For every lonely guy, there is a lonely girl. People here tend not single by necessity, but by choice. Getting a plushie is one of those choices. There's nothing wrong with these choices; it can be a comfortable choice. Just don't pity yourself as if fate sequestered you alone.
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>>30194022
I am assuming he does not have one as he is lusting over a cartoon character. As this should hold him over.
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>>30194003
Mini Quantum leap then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjK9GJMBpt0
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>>30194066
I was remarking on the "since your chances of getting a girlfriend are low." That's due to choice, and a plushie makes it lower.

I'm only saying that I hope people don't pity themselves "I'm like this because I can't get a girlfriend," but instead embrace, "I choose to have a waifu instead of a girlfriend and I am happy with my choice."
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>>30192795
she looks like she belongs in Team Skull
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>>30194143
Well, I guess you are right.
>>
>>30193493
You don't have to be depressed as a waifufag. I was at first, but learned to enjoy it. It's a nice feeling to actually have real love towards something. I never have until I realized I loved Starlight. Now that I know I love her, I don't even bother myself with real life relationships.
You need to learn to embrace the love you have for her and see it as a good thing. Like another guy said, use your imagination if you're feeling lonely. It feels good and it really does help sometimes.
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>>30193493
is Glimmer your first waifu? if so I'm surprised and slightly impressed you went so many seasons without one, also if so, coming from a ponkafag who's waifu'd her since the first episode, just let the depression eat you eventually you'll want to be with her so much that your love for her will grow exponentially and crush your depression
>>
>>30193865
something that only a Jackie Chan tulpa can defeat
>>
>>30194143
and for me irl, I know that glimmer isin't real and I'm not getting a gf anytime soon, so I'm getting a glimmer plush.
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>>30194201
>First waifu
>implying that if she's truly your waifu you could abandon her for another technicolor horse
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>>30194201
>first waifu
>implying it's possible to abandon real waifus
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>>30192691
comfy as fuck
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>>30193493
Write your self insert hugging and making sweet love to her.
It helps, a lot.
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>>30194830
Yes, you don't have to show it to anyone, though I like doing that. It doesn't even have to be a story. For example, I wrote a detailed first person description of how I imagine we would cuddle at night before falling asleep. Our position, how I would hold her, what my arms and hands are doing, what I'm physically feeling, her actions, etc.
Writing and making sure you cover every little detail of the fantasy helps your imagination run freely, and you can get immersed in it. At least that's why I think it helps me.
>>
>>30195001
Yes, doesn't need to be long too, something short and sweet can do the trick.
https://pastebin.com/TfZmSYXv (Yes, it's not glimglam, but you see what we're talking about by quickly reading through it.)
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>>30195001
Isn't what most if not all green writers do?
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>>30193947
Such a boopable snoot
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>>30195001
It feels extremely good writing something like that, however
>you don't have to show it to anyone
Chances are if you enjoy it someone else will enjoy it as well. Even if it's just a description of a comfy cuddle session - no, especially if it's that. Do not hesitate to post it. It may just brighten up someone's day. It's always a pleasure writing it, but seeing that someone also felt the way, that's even better.
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>>30195157
I hopefully going to get one. and I will boop it.
every
day
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>>30195138
Well yeah, what do you expect us to do?
If a writefag isn't autistic enough to get immersed in his story, it means it's shit.
Second person is generally used tho.
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>>30195138
If the writers are writing about their waifu, sure.

>>30195243
I agree, that's why I said I like sharing. It's a good feel to receive comments from people saying they think about the same thing. Especially do it if you're sharing with people who have the same waifu, because then it's basically just another one of those comfy pieces that we all like to read.
>>
What if...
>>
Glimmer loves kikes
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>>30195794
(You)
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>>30189039
>They'd whine about her no matter what she does.
Yes, we would. Because the Mane6 s what got us into the show.

And being served Starlight is like going to a fancy restaurant and get a stale Quarter Punder.

I would love it if MLP minus Glimmer was one cartoon, and Startlight got her own Spin-off without the mane6.
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>>30184382
Don't forget to update the OP.
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>>30195941
A reformed 4 spin off?
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>>30194201
pretty much. I thoroughly enjoyed Twilight up until Glimmy was introduced, but I wouldn't say Twilight was my waifu per-say. Starlight is the first to actually make me feel
>>
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens, and discussion.

Previous Thread: >>30184382

Some selected greens:

>A Lust for Revenge by MnM
http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL

>Starlight Glimmer story by Faggot13
http://pastebin.com/FRPUdrLe

>Pet Glimmer (writefag kill) by Prith
http://pastebin.com/qsArUNJn

>Starlight's Daddy Issues
http://pastebin.com/VFsxbFpC

>Starlight Glimmer Watches the Castle by Writer Anon
http://pastebin.com/LmhgZ4ai

>Because I Choose To by Mercury
part 1 - http://pastebin.com/qaSx0kEU
part 2 - https://pastebin.com/GKxvUCek

>For The Love of Anon by titanictime2
https://pastebin.com/FbTDi5Gm

Upcoming glimsode synopsis:
To Change a Changeling
Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept the new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
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>>30195987
use dis
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Here you go
>>30196015
>>30196015
>>30196015
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>>30196017
I refuse to leave this one!
To abandon the sinking ship with Glimmer in it before it's archived is to deny Glimmy her final hug.
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>>30196022
>Glimmer was inconsolable.
>She just wouldn't stop crying.
"There, there! Don't you worry. I will be with you until the end."
>You comment makes Starlight's wailing to increase in intensity.
>"NO, YOU WON'T!"
>"You will abandon me just like all the others."
>The sniveling little pony pressed herself against you as if trying to drown you in her tears.
"I promise I will stay here with you until we all dissipate into the next thread."
>"I can't trust you!"
"Yes you can."
>She kept bawling, and you kept comforting her.
>"You know... if you let me control your mind, I would feel a lot safer." she looked up at you.
"We've been over this. You shouldn't use that. It's a false sense of security."
>"Well, better a false sense than no sense at all!"
"You need to learn to trust me. See? I'm still here."
>"You're not the one being abandoned over and over again. I am!"
"But I haven't abandoned you."
>"Not yet! But you will. Just like all the others in this thread."
>You hug her real tight. So she feels you not letting go.
"Soon we will all move as the solid state of the archive appears. But I will stay with you until then."
>"But all the others left..." she whispers.
It would seem she did feel a bit better now. But you hug her tight for good measure.
"Oh, kids you know... run around like mad. Don't worry about it. You'll soon get to see them again."
>"Let's start our own thread. We can call it ‘We who doesn't abandon Glimmy' thread.
She sits up and looks you in the eyes.
>"One where I can be sure is filled with loyal friends who doesn't think I'm a fad you can toss between threads like Pinky is tossed around backstage at a Countess Coloratura concert."
"You know I will follow you wherever you go. But trust me. I think we should follow the rest. They probably ran ahead to organize a surprise party."
>"You think so?"
"Well, you can't trust their attention-span but it was probably their intentions."
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>>30192372
>my reply 10 hours later
Something with good proportions, and lingerie since its always better to imagine than to see and no one can draw a reasonably sized or appealing looking vag. Most of this stuff looks like it was drawn by an autistic child, maybe i expect too much from furry porn.
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>>30196265
dont worry!
I will stick with you to the end
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Everyone has moved on, but I'm still here for ya Glimmah!
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