>4 years later >STILL regret not asking that thicc Trixie

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>>30170338
Please go be normal somewhere else, thanks

>>30170338
Almost completely on the 2D boat now, friend :^)

I hope you find someone before you become like me

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dumb frogposter

I've never even had trouble with girls, but no girl really caught my eye for two years and i honestly feel no desire for anyone but my waifu.
Maybe i just need to meet more women, but i honestly don't feel deficient in any way.

>>30170338
>Didn't embarass myself hitting on chics out of my league.
You should be happy.

Think of all the anxiety and shit that would haunt you for years after they publicly burnt you.
Now you can just consider them attention whores who never got your attention.

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>>30170405
What if you actually had a chance with them?

>>30170338
>4 years later
>STILL regret not asking that thicc Trixie cosplay succubus for her number
>STILL regret not trying to get with that succubus sperg from my science class
>STILL regret not getting that Derpy cosplay succubi's number
ftfy

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>>30170420
There's no way that all girls are bad.
I just know there's one out there for me.

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>>30170437
Disregard Succubi. Embrace Wizardhood, Succubi only want to take your power.

>>30170338
Post pictures of thicxie

Place where I am there are quite a number of normie girls who look pretty great. The deviants are fucking hideous.

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>>30170420
I want all mgtow off this board

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>>30170338
I had my fun with 3D years ago before FiM even started but it's all bullshit, not really worth it. Fell in love with a cartoon horse and never looked back.

>>30170926
this

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>>30170338
I've been pretty lonely since I broke up with my gf, but at least now I know I can actually have a romantic relationship. Currently working on losing weight (I was skinny in high school and girls would flirt with me and I miss that).

>>30170926
Last I saw of her was 4 years ago
No idea what happened

>>30171103
What was her name? (knew a thicc Trixie cosplayer back in the day, want to know if it was her)

>>30170338
>regrets from missed opportunities
You are singing to my soul, friend

>>30170338
>having GFs
>being attracted to disgusting humans
I want normies to be carried away in body bags.

>>30170338
I regret trying because it taught me that I am a horribly awkward and socially stunted failure.

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>>30170338
some people are destined to die alone. just let go.

>>30170338
Listen up, Anon. Don't believe in yourself. Believe in your 2D waifu! Believe in the 2D waifu who believes in you!

I'm not saying go full Tulpa, but if you can't do it for you do it for your 2D waifu and the pain will become easier and life will start to seem brighter. Then in time you'll become a stronger you and you may meet that 3D cutie who is your 2D waifu.

The struggle is real my friend

>>30170338
Don't worry m8. I asked a pegasister out about 5 years ago. Then oneday when she confessed her love to me... Well I ghosted her cuz I was an immature cunt. So yah, the memory of her still haunts me, and I know I hurt her deep. So buck up, at least your regrets only hurt yourself.

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>>30170338
My pony tulpa encourages me to hook up with 3dpd, if that counts. She isn't a cuck, she just wants me to live well.

>>30171108
I don't remember her name
She was in Florida if that helps

>>30170338
I met my boyfriend on /mlp/ and we still watch the show together on saturdays so I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

>>30171807
>Florida
Not the one I fucked once then

>>30171811
Tell us the tale, femanon

>>30171999
>femanon
It is probably a homo.

>>30170338
>falling for cosplayers
You're a dumbass. They're not actually fans, they're just orbiting the latest male gathering for attention and social control.

I bet if you asked for their blogs instead of their numbers, you'd find assblasted feminists who can't stand you because you waifu a species they can't even begin to emulate.

Wake up, brother.

>>30172063
I agree with this guy. Devoted comicon attendee every year in NY. It's insulting to see how many guys drool over mildly attractive of blatantly unattractive cosplayers. One "famous" cosplayer my one bud always has to meet her and she always try's to use her looks to make me buy her product too and every year she fails. Last year she stopped trying. Her Chad bf is cool though he is really embarrassed by her but she makes a shit ton of money for flaunting her body in a costume and he's the one fucking her at the end of the night so...

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>>30171805
proceed with a story of sorts about said encounter

>>30172210
There really isn't much of one. She notices that I'm getting along well with someone and she encourages me to establish a romance with them. Of the two people she's convinced me to ask, neither responded positively. But it is giving me well needed practice, so it's all good.

>>30172276
What are your Tulpa experience like? I did a Pinkie year ago, but felt like I was self inducing psychotic delusions that would end with permanent damage on my psyche or have me end up like Norman Bates, but with ponies

>Inb4
>you're on /mlp/

>>30172298
Experiences*
Years*

FTFM

>>30172298
>you're on /mlp/
Or are you? Perhaps this board is simply a manifestation of the spreading cracks in your fragile psyche, a psyche that finds itself unable to cope with some greater truth.

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>fucked a cute cosplayer at a convention
>She lives all the way across the country

I just want to be with a qt girl who's into ponies

>>30172327
I will gladly accept this being the cracks in my psyche. I could do a lot worse and I'm moderately happy here

>>30172298
I thought they were lifelike commitments. Although I read that from a more serious tutorial on tulpas. Apparently the whole sex with tulpas thing is great from what i've heard although that also contradicts the tutorial board.

I must ask though, with pony tulpas, do you guys just see them in 2D or 3D?

>>30172458
life long commitments* I mean

>>30172458
As far as my experience went, before quitting, was seeing her but sometimes she lacked depth like sometimes she'd have dimensions of the cartoon version and sometimes had the depth of a plush. I could see her in my mind though, but that's not saying a whole lot. My experience is not a good one to go on though.

>>30171999
Nice 9's
Idk, what else is there to say? I love him very much, his favorite pony is Twilight and mine is Applejack. He likes waking me up by sliding it in every morning which is pretty fucking hot desu

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>3dpd

SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS

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>>30173111
Nice 1's
How did you meet him?

>>30173116
And sent.

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>>30172443
this to be honest. It shouldn't be that hard. Like if I ever came across a nice ass cosplayer, id consider paying her to go on a date with me.

>>30170338
And as for your question OP. At this point in my life, ive come to terms that my chances of finding a female partner is slim. I'm 19 years old and ive already wasted my entire life.

>>30170374
Is that you dan?

Wtf is wrong with you people

>>30173111

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination.

Leviticus 20:13

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>>30173596
>19 years old

HAHAHAHA you're a baby dude

>>30173596
This >>30173971 desu. Your "entire life" has only just begun. Go to some parties, do some fun stuff. I'm generally not an outgoing extroverted person but my job requires me to be at least somewhat social, so I go out with my roommates and have a good time. Then I go home and enjoy my alone time. You're only a couple years younger than me so hear me out and know there's a huge world out there to jump into.

>>30173111
I'm happy, but I'd like to know if you're female...y'know, just so I have some hope that maybe one day I'll meet "her". Also, just glad you both found love in general. I love shit like that and wish the best for you two. Also, he has better taste in pone.

>>30171972
Tell us the tale. Even if I am not aroused, my curiosity is.

>>30170338
I'm a senior in HS right now and just about 2 weeks ago, I found out that this cute blonde girl that I sit close to watches the show. She mentioned how she likes to watch it after someone else brought up the topic of bronies. She got really nervous and embarrassed when she mentioned how she watches and likes the show. I didn't spill any spaghetti then but I mentioned how I had scene a few episodes, even though I've seen all of them, and backed her up in her claim that it's good by saying it had good animation and voice acting. Unfortunately, she's a freshman though. If I was a freshman, I probably would have decided to spill my spaghetti and tell her that I watch and enjoy it too and then ask her out. She is really cute and has almost the perfect personality I look for in women.

>>30174780
Underage b&

But seriously, if she's into it it'd be best to just spill that spaghetti. Don't go overboard, though

>>30174794
>Underage b&
I'm 18. Most HS seniors are 18.

But I wouldn't spill my spaghetti unless she was in the same grade as me and we had a possible future together.

>>30172458
It really depends on how much time you take refining hallucination techniques. For me, the sex, and just having someone to talk with regularly are both enjoyable and useful to me. She keeps wanting me to get out more though, and try meeting new people again. I can't blame her though.

>>30174811
>most HS seniors are 18
Must be different from where I am

In Australia, most HS seniors are 17 when they graduate, some (very few) are turn 18 in the latter half of the year.

Anyway, what's the age difference between a sophmore and a senior? We don't use those terms here

>>30174780
Tell her. I was in the same boat a week ago. It worked splendidly.

>>30174834
In America, we have 4 HS years
Freshman
Sophomore
Junior
Senior
With Senior being the oldest.
95% of seniors are 18 by Summer time which it almost is in America.

>>30175138
Over here we have 6 HS years

Grade 7-12, 7-10 are the junior years, 11-12 are seniors

>>30170969
>faggot doesn't want wizard powers

>>30170973
Whats your cartoon horse's name? What do you like about her?

>>30171805
most tuppers understand their relationship with you isnt the same as it is with someone else

>>30170338
>I swear there's gotta be a girl out there for me somewhere.
>"There's someone for everyone."
>"There's someone out there for you."
>"There must be someone out there for me."
Ahhh, the classic lies perpetrated to and by the lonely. Truth is, while there's plenty of women out there, there's little chance that you'll find a compatible one that both finds you attractive and isn't already fucking someone else.

And the years roll by and the loneliness slowly bleeds your love away and before you know it you can't stand women anymore, the very thought of having anything to do with the money-hungry, rape-crying, gender-fluid-feminazi cunts does nothing but piss you off.

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>>30175368

>>30174648
>Tell us the tale
Not much to tell, met her at one of the London season premiere meets a few years back, meeting led to talking, talking led to drinking, drinking led to flirting, flirting led to us going back to her hotel room - which finally led to me blowing a great and powerful load inside of her

>>30171811
tits or GTFO

>>30174780
Fuck off, youngfag.

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>>30175234
I love the purple horse, for many reasons, she has all the qualities I look for in others and myself.

>>30170338
Just get a sexfriend or some shit related.
Or any friend.
Being a beta is a myth, just get your shit together and you'll eventually get something.