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Why do stallions avoid them? With the exception of Rainbow Dash(Zephyr)

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Why do stallions avoid them?
With the exception of Rainbow Dash(Zephyr) and Applejack(Trenderhoof)
Stallions seem to avoid the other members of the mane 6 and Glimmer
Rarity even throws herself out there and still doesn't get any love

Sugar Belle caught Big Mac's eye
What does she have that the others lack?
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Because mares are supposed to pursue stallions, RGRE confirmed.
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They know they can't compete against...... Him
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What does she have that the others lack?
A less autistic fanbase.
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>>30169687
The mane 6 attract all sorts of trouble and go on adventures or travel on the regular. They wouldn't be too good for the housewife life, save maybe Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, or Applejack since they're bland as fuck if they havent gotten roped into someone else's troubles.

They're all destined for greater things than being mere breeding stock.
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>>30169687
They're pretty much all social elites and national heroes, and Twilight is also a member of the ruling class. Unless you have assets to match that, you probably won't be able be of good stock to them. Most stallions probably know this. There's a reason marriage between classes is uncommon.
Additionally, several of them have other undesirable traits.
Pink is hyperactive and childlike.
Rarity is overly dramatic, plus, as you said, she's the one that has made advances on others the most.
Twilight may or may not be immortal, and is something of an autist. Imagine spending your life with someone who will never age, even as you slowly wither away. On the same level, Twilight might actively avoid pursuing anyone for that reason. That all depends on whether or not she is immortal though. She's still an autist.
Applejack is married to her life as an apple horse, and otherwise has almost no personality.
Rainbow dash is still pretty self-absorbed, plays shit tier pranks on everyone, and her folks are nuts.
Fluttershy is Fluttershy.
Starlight Glimmer is mentally unstable and could brainwash you at any moment.
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They can smell the menstruation.
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>>30169687
Glimmer has Sunburst but she has to deal with the fact that he's a babyfucker by profession and that he lives miles away.
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>>30169687
Because the writers now know that bronies will riot if other guys in the show flirt with their waifus
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>>30169753
This
If this show didn't have bronies being a part of it's paycheck, you can bet all the mane 6 would have boyfriends by now

And good, they must remain pure
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>>30169724
>Twilight is an autist.
Shut the fuck up. She's not an autist!!!

She's beautiful!!
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>>30170053
She is beautiful. I waifu her because she is very beautiful, and I can stand her autistic moments, which probably means I'm autistic.
She's still autistic as fuck tho.
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Because it's a show for pre schoolers.
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Because I don't want no canon guy stealing my waifu. She will remain pure
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>>30169687
maybe they aren't sexy enough
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They're saving themselves for you, Anon.
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>>30169687
>>30170131
Indeed. Remember that time Rarity told a guy to fuck off to mantain herself pure for marriage?
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>>30169724
>national heroes and elites
This.
Consider that there's barely any males in ponyville, and that the M6 are/seems out of range for... nearly anyone, really.

Imagine you're one of the few single stallions in ponyville.
There's a hundred mares waiting to be bred, all of them living simple lives.
Then there's these. How do you even approach them?
And why would you want to?

And mostly because it's a show for little girls and they don't want to add this kind of elements to a TVY-7 rated show
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>>30170112
I think being at least a little bit autistic is a prerequisite for waifuing Twilight.
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>>30170140
I'm biased because I do love her.
But how do you waifu any other mare without being autistic?
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>>30170140
Would explain why twi is a popular waifu on here
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>>30170143
I have no idea because I love Twilight as well.
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>>30170146
Indeed. Even glimglam can't Sue her way into our hearts the way Purple has.
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>>30170174
Let me correct myself here:
Glimglam can't Sue her way into the place in our that twilight occupies.
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>>30170143
Pinkie Pie is the only true waifu
All other waifus are shit
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>>30170250
but do you consider yourself autistic? I'll take a wild guess and say yes seeing that pic
I know that if I could, Ponk would be my waifu too, she's best pone.
but my heart is beating for bookhorse.
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>>30170253
How do you waifu a horse and not consider her the best?
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>>30170253
>but do you consider yourself autistic?
No
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>>30169687
this is headcanon tier but i'm willing to bet that stallions probably view Twilight as so far out of their league that they don't even bother

not sure about the others though
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>>30170268
I couldn't keep up with Ponk.
Also, I can sexualize her rather easily, but I just can't see her as a romantic partner, she's too fun loving and... friendly, I guess. She'd be best bro.
While twiggy has many flaws but they all ring my bells in just all the right ways.
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>>30170250
>annoying retard

No thanks.
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>>30169724
Starlight is already in a relationship with Sunburst.
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>>30169687
that's because the mane cast are all fucking insane, who would want to put up with their shit?
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>>30170789
Spikefags are beyond delusional
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>>30170112
>Burds of a feather.
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Rarity is the town's rapist
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