Last fic you unironically clopped to GO! https://www.fimfic

>>30163606
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/15375/spikey-wikey

It's no Celestia's Relaxing Vacation, but it's the only real story of his where Celestia suffers. (CRV might have that, but I haven't finished it yet, it's just too fucking long.) Girl must be his waifu, because he always has a habit of killing her quickly and semi-painlessly.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/2851/like-fine-wine
Old Rarara x Spike
She is now old and nobody wants bher but Spike, so the slut gets what she deserves.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/374216/hunger-and-heat

>>30163606
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/172770/bbbffs-other-meaning

I can't sexualize most of the adorable talking cartoon horsies, even mai waifu--not enough to fap to them, anyway.

I will admit to having written some mediocre clop greentext myself, mostly posted in the AiE threads. Sometimes I become excited while writing it, sometimes I'm concentrating on my writing to the exclusion of that.

>>30164288
unf

>>30163606
How do you clop ironically?

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>>30163606
>unironically
uhm...

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/355651/simply-coco-darling
I swear I'm straight

Fallout equestria: the raider. It is in the smut link in the /foe/ general, if it ever undeads itself. 10/10 story, if you are into necro and cocksleeve cadavers.

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>>30164115
>Reads the story description.
>lolwut?

I'll be back in a bit. I've gotta go do some... "research".

There's was a good one I read some years back but can't find any more.

Celestia needs a vacation. She turns herself to human form and visits our world, or one pretty close. She goes to Hawaii and lets herself be picked up in a hotel bar by a studly guy who rings the Royal Chimes real good. She starts to have feelings for him, which he reciprocates, but she doesn't understand cell phone texting, or current American social norms, so he is convinced she's not interested in seeing him again. Sunbutt is attached to him and is convinced he doesn't really feel anything for her, so she goes back to Equestria and mopes for weeks, heartbroken. Moonbutt watches her sister suffer for a month or so, getting more and more pissed off, then somehow or other (magic was involved) finds her erstwhile human lover in the dream realm and yells at him for making her sister cry. Comically, the human is mindboggled by all of this and has no idea why a talking blue horse is yelling at him. Eventually he figures out that this has something to do with the hot blue-and-green-haired woman he saw on vacation, who never returned his calls or texts, and so he figured she didn't really like him. Luna, still angry, manages to drop into his bedroom in the real world, still in equine form, yells at him some more, and then grabs him by the scruff of the neck, drags him pleading and flailing all the way back to Equestria, and tosses him into her sister's bedroom. And then they make sum fuk, sweetly and tenderly, first as man and woman, then as man and mare. Celestia is damn near insatiable in equine form. It must be hormonal. Horse-monal? Well,he makes the horse moan, anyway.

I've been looking for it for months but I think it went away when Equestria After Dark died. I have been able to find no trace of it.

>>30167938
https://pastebin.com/fMxzRTuT
https://pastebin.com/jiGWTj18
Pretty sure this is what you're thinking of.

>>30168090
Ah, thanks. I'd been looking for that one for a while. That's some good shit right there.

>>30168156
...well, it seems I'd managed to forget the squicky bits in the second part, which may be another reason it's no longer anywhere but Pastebin.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/353429/the-gem-of-venus

>>30164371
Same, incest is best

>Actually going to fimfiction

Disgusting.

>>30169035
xD

Doomguy's "White Wine" is bretty good, if you find Squiggletail fuckable.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/47736/white-wine

He posted two stories then apparently never logged on again and hasn't been on the site in over five years. He could well be dead.

>>30166465
Me too anon, me too