>"Human men were made to lick mare clits."
ITT: Anon is a living sex toy with no will of his own, existing solely to please the mares of Equestria.
What an original and novel concept. Truly ground breaking.
>>30161001
>Rarity using an Anon-shaped, Anon-sized dildo
>Another day in the life of Rarity
the end
>>30161001
Twist ending: Anon actually does have a will of his own and this is exactly what he wants.
>>30161054
Shamalaylay ending: the twist was never there.
>>30161001
Oh no
That poor bastard
>>30161001
That sounds boring.
>>30161001
>"Please suck dick to activate erection."
>>30161001
True twist:
Anon was dreaming all along and woke up to find only /mlp/ as his lifelong company through this dark world
>>30161118
I don't think I like this twist.
Triple reverse double barrel twist: Anon is a low functioning autist narrating this in Rarity's voice while holding a Rarity figurine, before his parents make him set it down with the others and pull him away for dinner.
>>30161118
>>30161158
w-which is the real one, though
>>30161198
twist: RD wakes up and is the autist who imagined everything
>>30161001
well, she's not wrong
>>30161001
You see this bullshit?
THIS is why we cannot have nice things. OP kill yourself or go back to school.