Would you buy your underage waifu a pack of cigarets and a case of beer?Who ever your waifu is, is underage in this scenario
>>30154544
Sure. At the end of the day, it's her life. I'm not one to tell her what she can and can't do.
>>30154544
No, smoking is degenerate.
>>30154544
>"Aw come on Anon, one little cigaret won't do me any harm."
>"Why, w-we could share it too."
>"Wouldn't that be romantic?"
>>30154544
No. As my ex-smoker dad always told me: smoking's for losers
>>30154544
No, smoking is bad for you
>>30154544
>Luna
>underage
>>30154867
>"Aww come on Anon, I just wanna try it."
>"On little sip of beer won't hurt me."
>"Neither would one little cigarette"
>"I'll give you a smoochie!"
>>30154544
ree thanks for reminding me im out of cancer sticks, asshole
>>30154544
They wouldn't be my waifu if they did either of those
>>30154544
Hell no.
Drinking and smoking are both terrible habits that have no upsides.
She doesn't seem like the kind who would want to drink, but I could see her wanting to smoke.
If she asked, I'd tell her no and give her a long lecture why it's bad and tell her about the family members I've lost to smoking.
>>30155848
Smoking is cool as fuck, dweeb.
>>30155856
It's fucking degenerate. Even Hitler was against both drinking and smoking.
>>30154544
I would not buy her cigarettes, but I would buy her some beer if she would drink it with me. I'd then proceed to fuck her in the ass.
>>30154544
Sure. Better now in controlled dosages than when that big number rolls around and I end up finding them dead in some alleyway from partying too hard.
Gives me a chance to instill good taste in them, too.
>>30154544
sure why would I tell her no, what am I her dad? But she better give me the money for it, I'm not paying out of pocket for nothing in return
>>30154544
Mai waifu is a fucking wizard. If she wants booze and cancer sticks I am sure she could get them herself.
But yes I would. Not sure I could continue to waifu a smoker though.
Alcohol? Absolutely. But not that beer shit, only hard spirits.
Smokes? Absolutely not.
Pick related
>>30154544
>Id buy her one cigarette
>alchohol is poison
>>30154544
>beer
Yes.
>cigarets
No.
t.smoker
>>30156911
>I drink alcohol to get drunk, look how mature I am