>Spike is a Blowfish This is the best thing ever and

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>>30152770
i knew theyd take a gigantic shit on him since meghan is in charge here, but i was foolish enough to hope i was wrong.

>>30152785
Meghan is also the writer who started giving him more significance.
I think the problem is that her teasing is distasteful.

>>30152770
>Small, wingless dragon but one that can breathe fire, swim in lava, crush rocks
>Fish, but one of the most deadly animals on the planet, capable of killing a fully grown adult in hours

Seems like they're just going with how he is in show.

>>30152770
SPIKE, YOU ARE A BLOWFISH

They could have made him a squid, so he's capable of inking letters to the princess.

>not a seadragon

you had one job, hasbro

>>30152770
Oh SpongeBob, why?

>>30152798
it wasnt until meghan was taken out of the more direct writing role that spike got good. that was s5 and beyond. she has a long history of thinking its hilarious to use him in every slapstick joke.

>>30152827
>a seadragon is just a seahorse with leafy branches
Probably looked too similar.

The question is, are their transformations into sea creatures the result of some magic mirror type shit, or does Twiilight just transform them all?

If the latter, that means Twilight specifically chose this form for spike, and that's hilarious

>>30152803
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>>30152827
You seem to misunderstand.

Spike is a blowfish because they're covered in spikes.

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>>30152832
fuckin bastard

>>30152876
so are a thousand other sea creatures

>>30152803
most blowfish are harmless. try again.

>>30152876
He's a blowfish because Twilight delegates blowjobs to him.

>>30152910
Mountain lions are harmless, just watch out for the cougars.

I can't really think of any better sea creature that Spike could be.
A blowfish seems like the most fitting choice to me.

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>>30152933
>cougars

(also, your statement is an incorrect analogue as you're substituting a specific species-- cougar-- for a familiar term, pufferfish. You'd have to say "Most Felines/cats are harmless, just watch out for Cougars" for a proper analogue as you'd need to use the a familiar term not a species)

>>30152952
A blowfish and pufferfish are the same thing.

>>30152770
I forget can mantis sheimp swim? If so that's what he should have been.

>when you realize this kills the "he's a sea dragon" headcanon
well boys, back to the drawing board. why doesnt he have wings?

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>>30152770

And now I have a sudden craving for Fugu.

>>30153756
>little bits

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I'll drop this here

>>30152872
If I had to guess I think the fish princess did that

>>30153787
Queen. It's confirmed.

>>30153777
This is going to have so much porn!

>>30153777
I want to boop every single one of their muzzles and then lay down in a big pile and fall asleep.

>>30152876
Spike is a pufferfish because drug references are funny.

>>30153777
Aj's eye-patch looks cybernetic.

I can see him sticking a bad guy with those spikes

>>30154638
It will be him vs the hedgehog mook in a point-off.

>>30153658
Because there are both wingless and winged dragon subtypes. Tolkien did the same thing.

>>30152798
Meghan was always on the side of headcanon that saw Spike as just her assistant or pet than little brother.
In Power Ponies she made him sleep in a bed that look like made for a dog. She also avoided any episode where Spike would show any family connection to Twilight.

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>>30152770
>Spike paired with Angel as a pet

Damn right he's a blowfish. You don't want those baby dragon teeth bobbing on your knob?

>>30152770
>not Flutterfish
Wasted.
https://derpibooru.org/544815

>>30156714
Fuck off to whatever furry hellhole you crawled your of you sick degenerate fuck.

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>>30158000
it was this one ^:)

checked

>>30152838
This. Even in season 1 it was her episodes that overplayed the Spike crush, using him as a pin cushion; and was her bright idea to not involve Spike on mission that involved having to talk to another dragon.

>>30153777
Why are transforming sea ponies the center hook for this? Shouldn't the main villain, the dark force and fight for good be up in front? Even G1 never made this mistake. Sea ponies was the add one, never the main attraction.