I just wanna say anybody who still identifies as a "horsefucker" is every bit as cringe worthy and even more so than the original brony thing. At this point nobody cares about bronies other than a tiny minority of select autists, literally nobody cares if you like MLP. Not only that, but feeling like making MLP edgy justifies you liking it has always been extremely cringe worthy
>>30143308
>cringe
hello, reddit
>Go to a convention
>See a group of horsefuckers
>Realize they're more cringey than the smelly fursuiters brohoofing everybody
I wish I could tell I was surprised
Fuck off faggot.
I'll always be abrony____./)
>>30143308
What do I call a brony who wants to fuck horses, then?
>>30143341
A degenerate
>>30143312
Explain.
>>30143308
I'm almost 50 years old and have a career where image matters. Gonna keep hiding my power level in real life, and continue calling myself a horsefucker here, if only to distinguish myself from those who might unironically use the words love and tolerate.
>>30143341
One of us.
Fuck the autists, we're the bronies, they can go and find another name if they want.
>>30143308
Go piss up a rope.
>>30143308
sorry senpai im a student at a music school and our profs shit on mlp music at least once a month
>>30143308
Horsefucker was a term coined by the rest of the site to insult us. Rather than be bothered by it, we actually liked it. It was funny, truer to our nature and it bothered them that we accepted it. There's nothing edgy about it, we aren't doing it to be cool. It's a meme like everything else.
The fact that it continues to bother people is just proof that they're too autistic to roll with it. You're either new and trying too hard to change board culture you don't like, or yet another faggot from the rest of the site that realizes it bothers us more to be associated with the rest of the fandom than to be labeled a zoophile and is trying to damage control their own design.
What's really, severely autistic about this, is how desperately you're trying to label us at all. Everyone who goes on this same spiel of yours feels the need to label anyone who has even a passing interest, to the point you couldn't even call them a fan. This is because labels tend to have power, and the controversy surrounding the show and its audience is strong enough to testify to that.
You don't even realize how pathetic you are, trying to throw around labels like accusations. Trying to create a segregation of superiority. If anyone doesn't abhor it like you do, they must be a brony. You may as well be calling us communist-sympathizers to try and discredit our character.
So why would you care so much how others label themselves unless it affects you in some way? I can't see how, unless it's undermining your power over them. In which case you may sincerely go fuck yourself, get a life, and worry about something actually important for a change.
>>30143560
Kind of this. One thing about being a fan of the show on 4chan was the ability to kind of laugh at yourself for being a grown man suddenly obsessed with candy colored talking ponies, knowing full well the rest of the world would find that strange and wonder just what kind of deviants we were. Horsefucker kind of sums that up perfectly.
>>30143308
I identify as asshole. I don't care what other people think of me. I like what I like, and if you don't like it, fuck you.
Go piss up a rope.
>>30143341
A brony
>>30143308
this >>30143560
It was like the British calling the Americans "Yankees", instead of insulting us we adopted the term into our culture to simply mean "American."
>>30143308
see >>30143560
kys newfag
>>30143341
If it's limited to just ponies like the ones on the show then they are xenophiles because the ponies of Equestria are essentially aliens that mostly superficially resemble horses (they have their own civilization and culture and practice proper human-like hygiene). Captain Kirk or Commander Shepard would probably fuck one if the Enterprise or Normandy established first contact with them.
If they want to fuck real horses too then that makes them zoophiles and they should be careful not to end up like Mr. Hands.
>>30143308
Brony. Horsefucker. What's the difference?
>>30143308
i identify as Twilight
>>30145933
One fucks horses, the other rapes them.
>>30145950
Which is which?
>>30145942
hey twilight thanks keep up the good work!
>>30143308
>At this point nobody cares about bronies other than a tiny minority of select autists
A girl wanted to fuck me so I asked her if she wanted to see a picture of my girlfriend and me. Then I showed her a picture of me making out with my rara daki and a pic of me taking her giant horse dong. Then she started spreading rumors that I'm a pedo. People DO care about bronies. You are just too in the closet to know.
>>30143308
So wait.
You're telling me
That /mlp/
The My Little Pony 4chan board
is
autistic?
NnoooooOOoooo
Shhiiiiit
>>30143308
>self-identifies as a(n) X
This is why your sites are failing, newfag. Tumblr, Reddit, everything you like is objectively shit.
Get >>>/o/ut.
>>30146851
Thanks lily. I will!
>>30143320Don't feed the parasprites, anon(\
>>30147247
>self-identifies
Read again.
That term is not there.
>>30143308
Kek
I started a small meetup at Bronycon with fellow horsefuckers and the code word to hop the line for the EoH panel washorsepussy
>>30143308
I identify as an Equine Enthusiast
>>30147363
fuck you, I kek'dI still hate Glimmer though
>>30143308
Well i honestly think that dead money was the best dlc
Horsefuckers are in denial about being bronies. A horsefucker is a type of brony, and any mlp fan who claims to not be a brony is insecure and autistic.
>>30143560
Hit the nail on the head.
/thread
>>30143308
What if horsefucker is used as a way of identifying oneself as coming from /mlp/ rather than an attempt to escape the term 'brony'? Like, every horsefucker is a brony, but not every brony is a horsefucker.
>>30148052
No, only edgy faggots that jumped on the bandwaggon from /b/ or /v/ still call themselves that.
Being called a horsefucker is a thing, but trying to deny being a brony and calling yourself a horsefucker is just trying-to-fit-in edgyness.
>>30147986
> mlp
> image.jpg
>>30146965
if she was 'the one' she would have been turned on by this display.
>>30148078
literally the opposite tho
saying literally nothing but no isn't really a valid argument.
Trulled
>>30143308
>using cringe as an insult
what are you, some sort of women? All your insults depend on the target being extremely socially dependent.
you'd probably think "don't do that, people will laugh at you" is sound logic.
who gives a fuck if i'm not approved of.
>>30148109
You're a brony Anon.
Deal with it.
>>30148119
> implying op is a healthy human being on 4chan
400Lbs
Ogre'd
>>30148129
I'm not the one posting MLP piccs
kek
kobol'd
>>30148129
> grippin' the soap with a 33" rope
>>30148139
..what?
Where do you think you are?
Do you still think this is a meme Anon?
I never implied I wasn't a brony Anon.
You're literally the kind of guys I was referring to in >>30148078
Thanks for proving my point.
>>30148153
> taking a slip on the painted banana peel not intended for you
oops
>>30148153
> implying desperation of tone to go to here with stock image names and generic images without value to force your beliefs didn't immediately discard anything of value to come
ur a brony anon
sorry redditor-kun, no more (you)s for you
>>30148176
>>30148176 424r2 please
>>30148176 dddd
>>30148176
>>30148176 asdfasd
>>30148176
>>30148176
>>30148176
>>30148176
>>30148176
>>30148176 oh
o dear
Literally the most furfaggest thing you could have done. "Brony" wasn't unique and special enough, so you created a more exclusive subgroup.
It's hilarious how many of you boast about how much you "don't give a fuck what others think" but it is so obvious you really, really do.
the post that adorns my hat position is substantially ravenous for (yous)
but I have already spent them on myself
and locked them into this magic square
> Yelling to the uncaring void asking questions that have long been answered for the 500th time
Is this autism?
Fucking stop that and answer my question.
Fat
>>30147465>we used to say that>unironically
Shit, what happened...
>>30143308
>cringe worthy
While I do appreciate the idea, this: >>30143312 and you have to be 18 or older to post on this board.
>>30143308
>horsefucker"
in case you haven't been paying attention to what goes on around here: half the board really Does want to fuck horses; the other half wants to fuck those creatures in the cartoon
>>30149159
go to bed lee. you need your strength.
>>30149159
I'd say some needledicked faggot whose devoted the last 7 years of his life to hating a cartoon is worse.
>>30149177
Nobody hates a cartoon. They hate your fat obnoxious personalities
>>30149202
>>30146965
Damn, what a humorless bitch.
>>30148205
Yup
>>30149149
People wanna fuck hedgehogs too, they don't call themselves hogfuckers
>>30143359
>>30143608
>Go piss up a rope.
is this some new fresh meme i am not aware of?
>>30152201
How mad were you in this picture?
I mean you had to see that big smiling pony behind you.