This is gonna be such an epic prank! I'm gonna break into

Little does she know I will only be pretending to sleep.

>>30136342
*snifffffffff sniff snifff*

>>30136342
>Dash can't admit that she has a fart fetish.
>or that she likes Anon.
>She constantly goes out of her way to crop dust Anon and play it off as bullying or just a prank.
>it starts to get out of hand
>she breaks into Anons house.
>And farts on his dick.
>Anons life is suffering.

Why would anyone want this? It's pure degeneracy.

I'd write something but I don't get fart fetish, at all.
What's hot about that?
I can understand pee, but farts?

>>30136521
I agree, fartfags need to be gassed.

>>30136528
Gassed you say? Exquisite

>>30136528
That would just exacerbated the problem.

>>30136521
As somebody who doesn't get the fart fetish, maybe it has something to do with the intimacy and embarrassment if it? Idk, fart makes less sense to me than vore does.

>>30136528
I volunteer to be the first one gassed.
N-no homo.

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>>30136342
>>30136346
>>30136363
>>30136528

>>30136545
Mmh... I actually never thought about the 'intimacy' thing, you might actually be right Anon.
I mean it's still retarded, but...

>>30136342
>Dash breaks in, expecing Anon to be asleep
>Instead finding him in his kitchen, hungrily ripping apart meat
>"Oh Celestia, he's gonna eat me!"

>>30136598
>Dash said as her lady bits where dripping wet with her slimy moisture.
"Get the hell out of my house worst horse!"
>"mmm yea talk dirty to me you sexy beast..."
>she whispered as she bit her lip
"I'm calling the police!"

>>30136624
BLUE FUZZ