Quick! Get your marriage certified with your waifu before so

>>30123521
>using your real name
For shame, Alex

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>>30123521

>>30123555
Check these trips also, basically canon

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>>30123521
I am now married to Sunset.

>>30123573
Tfw every jack in the world is now plowing shimmers gloryhole

>>30123521
>beeing this autistic
>the thread

>>30123596
>Stop having fun, stop fucking my waifu, pls, muh cuck shed isn't ready yet

>>30123596
This isn't the site for you.
>>30123579
There's no way in hell I'd show you guys my last name. You probably wouldn't find me on any site but you'd find my father.

>>30123601
>t. cuckshed faggot

>>30123606
I need to believe in waifu's to be on this board?

>>30123534
I'd use my tripcode but people would call me an attention whore

>>30123610
>I need to believe in waifu's to be on this board
>>30123614
BG9? I know you're a Trixiefag and I think you said once that your name is Alex. The Shim thread hasn't heard from you in a while. Come and stop in to say hi sometime.

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>>30123606
>Using your shit last name
>Not taking her superior pony maiden name
Shigs the digs my nig

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>>30123521

>>30123626
>You need to be at least this autistic
>the thread

>>30123627
Fuck, why didn't I think to take her last name.

>>30123626
You caught me. And I've been meaning too stop by /shim/ but I'm keeping /trix/ alive and am about to start a new story for /dazz/. And after my little outburst I thought it best to just let things cool a bit and come back in a while.

>>30123670
It's cool. Come back whenever you're ready. We'd love to have you back. We're dying for content, even with the specials.

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Waifus are for nerds.

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>>30123521
Now I'm married to my beautiful Twily.

>>30123766
You son of a bitch

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We will be happy forever!

>>30123829
Why?

>>30123901
PURPLE SMART IS MINE

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Always and forever.

>>30123999
M.W. you good fucker, nice trips.

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Fuck outta here, nerds, I got her first.

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Now i finally have a family

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The only relevant one.

>>30124393
>Gift certificate
No you don't.

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It's official now :^)

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The only truthful certificate in this thread.

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>>30123766
>>30123829
>>30123924
^:)

>>30124617
>Sweet Apple Acers
It was going so well.

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>>30124617
>Sweet Apple Acers

>>30124628
>implying horses can spell

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>>30124628
>>30124653
Shiet, fixed on principal

>>30123521
As valid as a gay "marriage" t b h.

Jesus Christ, the autism in this thread is fucking palpable.

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>>30124679

>>30123882
>Glimmernigger used his last name
Poetry desu

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We'll rave together forever

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>>30124679
Disappear.

>>30124679
reddit is just one click away

>>30123521
Okay

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>>30123521
That's actually really cute in an autistic way.