Ok, So Your pony waifu, what is she? A pet, a cutie, a sexy?

>>30116361
She's a sex doll I keep locked in a box under my bed. That's her role.

>>30116361
Insufficient data. Please be more specific.

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>>30116361
>What is she?
She is my everything.
>What is her role in this hypothetical relationship?
To love me as much as I love her and to smile so I know she's happy with me.

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>>30116361
My whole universe

>>30116361
>implying my waifu is a pony

>>30116416
This is pretty accurate for me as well. I'd add that I'd want her to expect all the things of that last part with me and her switched around though.

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>>30116439

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>>30116361
She's my loving princess.
And my beautiful queen.
And I'm the father of her children. All 12 of them

>>30116882
>12 kids
WOW!!

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>>30116361
>Your pony waifu, what is she?
>A pet, a cutie, a sexy?
She is my waifu, my life mate, the one I truly love above all others, the one who I adore, and yes she is both cute and sexy but not a pet
>What is her role in this hypothetical relationship?
>And your's as well, I guess?
She is my goddess and I am her worshipper, and also my life mate as previously stated

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A pet I love unconditionally.

>>30116361
>what is she?
>A pet, a cutie, a sexy?
All of the above.

She can also be my sister and mother because I'm into that sort of thing.

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>>30117349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFwIL5whx3M

>>30117384
>it's time
REEEE FUCK YOU

>>30117384
I didn't know that fetish could be so groovy.

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>>30116361
>Your pony waifu, what is she?
The sunshine of my life. She's cute, sexy, and the most wonderful piece of heaven, but certainly not a pet. I don't own her. She's the one who owns my heart.
>What is her role in this hypothetical relationship?
Her role is being happy, and as long as she's happy, I'll be happy too. My role is making her happy.

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>>30116361
A hero. A role model. Possibly, a mentor.

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>>30116361
I really love this horse. She cute and sexy
She helps me strive to do better and is like a mentor that flirts a lil.
And my role is to try a lil harder and get strong enough to protect the ones I love such as herself. A noble knight in training if you will.

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>>30116361
>Your pony waifu, what is she?
The love of my life, my whole world. She's beautiful, cute and sexy.
>What is her role in this hypothetical relationship? And your's as well, I guess?
Her role is being happy and feeling me being happy because of her. And even if we're not always happy I want to be there for her like she's there for me. Through everything, good and bad, my role is supporting and loving her as much as I can.

>>30116361
Best answered with two quotes from my greentext story.

"... and the other being the beautiful pony girl that shines her glimmering light into the dark loneliness of your heart... y’know, cause her name’s Starlight Glimmer."

And

" “I will die before I let her come to any harm, Princess, and I will fight with every fibre of my being to protect and love her. I will cherish and provide for her with everything that I have, and I will treat her with compassion, gentleness and respect. I will take some things, but I will give her much more in return. I promise you all that, Princess Cadance… I promise that I will love her with all my heart.” "

The fact that Glim is familiar with loneliness (shown by her interaction with Maud in that cave) and insecurity (her "foalish" love for kites) make her that much more relatable, and honestly, she is almost everything that I can hope for in a girl; intelligent, passionate, warm and sweet, even innocent in her own way (the way she tries to fix problems with magic that often backfires; intentions - good, outcomes -
bad).

She will be the mare that complements and completes me, just as I will try to do the same for her.

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>>30118680
Forgot mandatory waifu pic.

>>30116361
>there are people who want their waifu as a pet
Disgusting.

>>30118692
>there are people who want their pet as a waifu
Arousing.

>>30118680
Nigga u gay

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>>30116361
>Your pony waifu, what is she?
Really cute nerdy librarian/politician with some issues, but that's ok. We'd talk about it like adults and then move on. I'd just watch her do magic and see if I could do anything a fraction of her potential.

I'd pet her and use her as a snuggle pony. She'd probably let me be the big spoon as a short reprieve from her incessant duties as leader and diplomat.

When she leaves, I'll clean up a bit, help out her baby dragon, Spike and just generally do my own thing. Because she'd be cool with that.

I might get along with some of her friends. But as long as I respect them, it's not mandatory. Generally I'll stay away when she decides to hang out with them.

I just want someone who will challenge me mentally and take me out of my shithole in the boonies. But it will never happen. Because she's not real.

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>>30117247
>not wanting to have enough kids to form a povertyball or luckswing team

>>30116361
Whut?

>>30118680
She's shit Anon.
But your green about her is just as autistic as mines. So I can understand.
I'm happy you can love this little shitball.