Mares: *marevag *ponut *crotchtits *hooves *magical *enjoys the

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>>30110290
>Mares
>not size queens

>>30110290
Mares:
*fictional

Not quite.

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>>30110290
Now that SciTwi realises her own inferiority she'll try to enter Equestria to become a mare but will get arrested for impersonating a princess and spend the rest of her life in pony prison.

>>30110331
You can't put an alicorn in jail ya dingus.

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>>30110331

>>30110418
SciTwi would be a unicorn though. Midnight would be an alicorn though.

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>>30110290
really makes you think

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>>30110426
Wewlad

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>>30110423
Well to be fair mares don't usually wear clothes so there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

She just has to learn that's what she has a tail for.

HELLO

>>30110426
nope sorry

>>30110290
The positives of humans outweighs the positives in mares desu

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>>30110857
lmao

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>>30110857
fuck you and your shitty faggot bait

>>30110857
Here's your (You).

>>30110870
>>30110880
>>30110885
(You) guys fell for it.

>>30110857
He's right you know, tiddies are too bomb to pass up

>>30110898
>>30110901
You can go be normal somewhere else now, thanks

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>>30110901
>implying they don't have tiddies

>>30110961
Crotchtits are shit.

>>30110961
>ywn milk your waifu's crotchtits before riding her into battle

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>>30110963
WOW HOW HERETICAL

>>30110977
It's a healthy and hearty drink before riding.

>>30110304
What makes you think that is a problem? Being fictional makes you a lot less able to cheat on you.

>>30111117
I guess all those posts containing
>tfw she's not real
were just flukes then.

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>>30111131
She's real, Anon.

In my heart.

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>>30111117
>Agreed. Free will is so unromantic.

>>30111117
>>30111131
Maybe we should distinguish between talking cartoon ponies and actual horses.

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>>30111139
They're all real in our hearts.

>>30110290
Why exactly would pone want a human male?

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>>30111352
Why wouldn't they?

>>30111352
Cause muh self insert fantasy

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>>30111352
>>30111369
ahem

>>30111380
Oh, so EqG counts now?

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>>30111391
definitely confirms a mare would raise her tail for a human

>>30111405
sounds like one of those push the button scenarios
>ponies (or at least Twilight) are canonically attracted to humans
BUT
>EqG is now irrefutably canon

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>>30111417
not necessarily

just shows that twilights tastes can most definitely include humans
which means other mares most likely can as well

>>30111363
>>30111405
As a different species they would have different ideals regarding what is attractive.
Now add to the fact that they are a prey species and we are an apex predator (our ancestors hunted horses for meat first), you don't fuck something that can is your naturla enemy.

Before you bring up real life mares, keep in mind they don't recognize humans as sexual partners unless they are trained to it regardless how trusting your relationship is.

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>>30111441
wew
>>30111380

and the fact that we find them attractive means they would likely reciprocate

>>30111380
>>30111405
>>30111431
Or maybe when she turned into a human her values changed too.

We can only be absolutely sure if she has the hots for Human Flash when in pony form.

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>>30111449
anon please
youre reaching for reasons theyd hate us now

just accept theyd want to lay in your lap and be your little ponies

>>30111448
Doubtful.

>>30111461
It is too good to be true.
In realtiy, they would proably be repulsed by us.

>>30110290
A are can cuddle with me and keep me warm at night like a real woman can.

>>30111502
>are
Mare*

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>>30111466
Sounds like projection to me senpai.

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>>30111380
This is the greatest achievement of EQG, showing us that horses can and will indeed spread their legs for humans.

>>30110304
>>30111117
Shit this is much funnier than it ought to be
haha

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>>30112181
And only thing we had to sacrifice was Twifags
Noice

>>30112243
>we don't root for the guy now
flash is okay Anon

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>>30112243
feels good man

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>>30110963
Literally get the fuck out

>>30110963
Preach on brother.

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>>30112243
Noice